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And basically, you're retarded.

ITT; Hopes, Dreams and Creams.
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>>322701593
It's going to be shit.
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>>322701593
It's gonna do terrible. dumb idea
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>>322701593
I'm still going to try it
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>>322701593
>February 30th
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Unless they go that extra mile to shit the bed, this is going to be a fun diversion for a few days at the very least
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>>322701593
It's gonna sell well, but it will a fucking disappointment.
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What does the GO stand for?
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its going to sell like hotcakes in japan. Japan doesnt like handhelds and consoles anymore, just phone garbage.
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>>322701593
This is going to make a lot of money.
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Such negativity, no wonder why most of you are so miserable.
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>>322702363
go outside and stop being a neet you lazy fuck
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>>322702363
Gorange
Orange
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>>322701593
can't wait to laugh when i run into man children and little kids fighting over pokemon. Shit's gonna be so cash.
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>>322702363
Gay Orgy
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>>322701593
wow can't wait to be beaten by gps spoofers
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>>322701593
>February 30th
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>>322702504
>implying you won't just awkwardly mutter into your neckbeard before running home and crying about it on /v/
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>>322702270
this so much
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>February 30th
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>>322702558
Pretty sure they're going to ban anyone who suspiciously gets all the good pokemon straight away
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>>322701593
What is the Clip on for? if the Phone already has location hardware/software then what's the point?
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>>322701593 what is the bracelet for?
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>>322702686
>What the fuck /v/ i went to catch a rare pokemon and right when i got there a bunch of neckbeard manchildren already beat me to it.

wahahahah im ready.
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>>322702398
They've been hurting themselves for the longest fucking time not putting this shit on other hardware.
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>>322703048
>>322703063
Let´s you know when there is a pokemon near you instead of having to check your phone every 5 seconds to see if one is near
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>>322703117
I'm sure it'll be instanced.
It'll be more like
>pay $5 for more pokeballs :^)
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>>322703038
just like they ban in ingress? Ban a cheater there and they return in 2 hours
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Im going to buy the hell of it day one no matter what you fucking faggots say
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>>322703236
That wristband is gay as fuck, I hope you're not going out in public with it on. Unless you're ripped as all hell
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>>322702191
Nah, normies and genwunners will lap it up like crazy
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>>322703195
>What are notifications.
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>>322703349
I didn't mean to reply, but you can enjoy your (you)
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>>322703406
Yeah because when we were kids we dreamed about GOING OUTSIDE and catching Pokemon you basement-dwelling nerd
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>>322702558
>>322703048
The clip on is the actual GPS tracker that the program reads from/to.
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>>322701593
Hey, maybe I can actually have something to do while waiting for my next class on campus because I'm fucking bored as shit for an hour and a half.
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>>322704212
Really? Since that would be ass backwards from Niantic's own Ingress which bans you for having mock location on(which is the only way an external gps works)
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>>322701593
>February 30th
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Is there a source for February 30? The only Google results I see saying the 30th (and not just February) are youth and christian sites.

Are you a Christian and/or youth, OP?
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>>322704373
Oh god dammit.
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Best accessory coming through
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>>322704706
>Ayyyyyy senpai lemme get that Ghastly and no one gets lit YA hear senpai?
>Nigga I told u lemme get dat GHASTLY
>fuk up mudkip whitey
>eh desu lemme get up bitch 2
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>>322704706
>carrying grenades
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Thank you for reminding me I actually get a birthday this year anon.
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>>322704212
No, it's simply an optional add on that lights up and vibrates when you're near an in-game thing so the obessive player doesn't have to check their phone every 5 seconds or so parents don't have to hand their phones off to kids all the time.
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hopes
>actual catching mechanics
>microtransactions have minimal effect on gameplay
>has all the pokes
>no stupid minigame mechanics
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>>322703573
Well that was mean, anon
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>>322701593
I want mobile gaming to die already. Playing on nothing but a touchscreen is garbage.
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>>322705205
>No minigames
That's probably what will make the game fun in the first place.
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>>322702363
>Get
>Out
literally
or Go Out
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It is like a jew patch during the nazi era, but instead it points out the manchildren.
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>>322706406
I'm pretty sure exploring the world around you with the promise of finding and battling pogeymans is fun enough but that's just me.
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I'M NOT GONNA FIND A SINGLE POKE I ACTUALLY LIKE NEAR ME
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>>322706625
>Yfw you see hot milfs and lolis with them
>you now have an excuse to start conversation
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>no windows phone release

life is suffering
i can't wait till i get an upgrade i'll get the iphone 7 later this year
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>tfw there's a shiny on a part of the city filled with niggers
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Its going to be shallow mobile garbage but it will sell well anyway.

Several of my friends have been talking about how cool and awesome it will be despite the fact that its just bullshit.
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>>322701593
Feb 30? Really now?

Well anyway when it does come out, probably next year, what starters will be /v/ getting?
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>>322702363
Global Offensive
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>>322706642
Yeah it will be a good experience but i doubt it will be actually fun in the real sense of the word.
It will probably end up being a grind fest/micro-transaction like Pokemon Shuffle, it's a phone game after all.
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>>322707153
If you could be anymore jaded you'd be Chinese.
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>>322706996
Well then you may not end up a Pokemon Master, but you would end up a Bullet Master. Make sure to catch them all though or you are a scrub.
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>>322706642
This picture makes me feel weird?
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>>322706863
>Start conversation with a loli
>Heya kid, want some shiny pokemon? Got this rare red shaded Lapras and this smoke colored Ghastly. Come at the back and I'll show you.
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We don't even have any details bout the game
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>>322706642
I'd love to hide there.
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>>322701593
>February 30th
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>>322702504
>Nomies don't play pokemon
Here's your (You)
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>>322706996
>enter nigger part of the city
>all pokemons there are dark type
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>>322707741
i think the floor comes out the walls
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>>322706996
>>322708279
>Tfw you're black and you can go into those parts safely.
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>>322708279
>Go to weave store
>Jinx
>Go to deli
>Nose pass
>Go to YMCA
>Machamp
>Go to adult book store
>Mr.Mime
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i am a skeleton
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And it's going to sell more than any vita game and possibly more than the vita alone lmao
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>February 30th
At least I don't have to wait until spring or summer. I dunno why you guys are upset about it.
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>>322708460
>still can't get a job
>still has to use the shitty water fountain
>seriously thinks Egyptians where black
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>>322708601
>Go to dog fight
>Houndoom
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>>322708601
>Tfw you have to go to a funeral home to catch a Haunter
>Tfw you have to go on a murdering spree to catch a Spritomb.
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>>322708863
>Go to dogfight
>Ludicolio
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>>322708842
I work as a security guard
I don't trust water fountains
And the 25th dynasty
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>>322707583
You seem to think the terms jaded and realistic are synonymous. They aren't.
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>>322708601
>>322708748
CONGRATZ!!!
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Still waiting to hear about battles and if all 721 will be in.

The idea's neat, at the least.
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>>322708842
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So what payment model would be ideal?
Buy once, play endlessly?
Extended pokedex purchases(each gen)?
F2P with tons of micro-transactions?
Costmetics for your pokemon?
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>>322709069
>be me
>playing cave explorers with your mom
>smell like fish and honkey cum
>catch the clap and a geodude.
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>>322709868
Well she does like white men, as long as they're bald
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>>322709727
Buy once and play forever, that's how it should be. Like a real game.
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>>322701593

>find rare pokemon
>setup rape shack nearby
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inb4 people get killed irl because someone stole someone else's catch
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>>322709727

Buy once

That's how any P2P Nintendo game should work. If that was how Badge Arcade worked, I would buy it instantly.
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>>322701593

What the hell is that? A cockring that lets me fuck my Gardevoir from my phone?

Because I would be down for that.
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>>322709727
You should be allowed free Standard poke balls. Make great balls and up have actual real currency attached to them. Potions, repel, bait, etc can be purchased with in game dosh earned from battle. I'll be disappointed with anything else.
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>>322710406
>needing repel
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>>322710724
How else do you combat a set of white teeth walking at you?
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>>322710247
This is pretty mutch inevitable considering how spergy the Pokémon fan base could be. I mean fuck, could you Imagine what would have gone down if Cloud Song happened IRL or even that Mitchell kid who killed himself over is Ipod getting stolen. Some people are one shiney ponyta away from going off the edge.
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>>322706642
Explain this image to me.
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>>322703423
It's so that you don't have to look at your phone, you just tap a button to perform whatever action it is.
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>>322710924
There were those two hicks that tried to shoot up that pokemon tcg tournament weren't there?
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>>322711417
Shit I remeber this. The first Pokémon GO related deaths are going to be hysterical.
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>>322706642

>renovated water temple.jpg
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>>322712274
Not entirely, if you thought "video game violence" shit was annoying before, imagine the bitching after that.
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>>322706996

>tfw not living in a city where you have good reason to be afraid of niggers

i have my suspicions that unless you live in south africa or something you are a massive pussy
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>>322713052
Imagine how /v/ would react and falseflag
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>>322713163
Detroit exists, anon.
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>>322702501
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>ghost Pokemon in the graveyard
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>>322708842

WE
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>>322713350
I'm not sure that's wise, the 'video game violence' types seem about as volatile as feminazis.
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>>322713476
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
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>>322713468
I don't think Nintendo would have the goad for that. Ghost types will probably just spawn at night.
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>>322709868
jeez anon you ever wonder why you don't get laid? You're just not likable.
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>>322713857
:^) as if I'm autistic enough to conduct myself the same IRL as I would online Stay Golden.
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>>322713853
Or possible near basements.
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>>322706964
Why not Android?
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>>322714190
>tfw living in florida
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>>322714960
The devil will beckon for you with a sinkhole soon enough.
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>>322714960

>grow up in south
>basements are a rarity
>move up north
>every fucking house has a basement
>wow, this is neat
>SUMP PUMP FAILS
>your fucking house floods from a typical, modest rain storm

I'm glad I live in niggaland again.
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>you lived long enough to witness the death of dedicated gaming devices both handheld on consoles

Well, good thing my backlog is fucking huge. I'd be really depressed otherwise. gonna go tackle the Thief series so I don't have to think about this shit
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>>322715618
Thin you got the wrong thread buddy, shit posting is two pages down.
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>>322710406
DUDE
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>>322715189
Not if the ocean doesn't flood us first.
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>February
Source?
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>>322701593
Does it use the battle/leveling/breeding systems as the main games?
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>>322716257
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say fuck no it isn't.
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>>322713853
Night time and Halloween are going to be the best options.

I was thinking of cashing in on retro shit by making an app that played chiptunes based on an area. Turns out it can't tell the difference between the skate park in town, a state park, or a cemetery. There are options for military installations, golf courses, schools, and hospitals but even then they can own a huge park so that whole property is then considered a hospital.

Most likely just walking around day to day you'll get some Pokemon spawning you can catch, but Mew, Mewtwo, and the others will be special events.
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>>322716495
Someone did this. I forget the name of it, but that app exists already. It's not chiptunes, but it plays different music based on your location.
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>>322717863
I don't doubt it. It's just:

Get location.
If location type =1
Play music from Playlist1

but to really customize it would take a while. Art, interfaces, original music you can sell for $1-5 each along with the programming bullshit. Not worth my time anyways.
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>>322714064
Thanks I know i'm perfect, I don't really try tho. I put my leg on pants at a time haha! You... good luck. The fact that you use "autistic" just like all the other meme spouting kids here says much about your character. You sheeple.
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You can't make this shit up.
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>>322718578
The issue with Ingress was mostly the fact that everything big that happened was always precisely "Too far away for you to travel to" and the balancing is completely fucked due to how long it takes to level compared to just how many people in your area are higher level than you. The power gap is insane
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>>322702363
Gooks Only
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>>322718948
Exactly why I quit that
There is literally nothing I could do about using my entire inventory to, over the course of a few days whittle down the defenses of one zone only for someone to come by a half hour after I finally break it, blow up my stuff in two hits and plant down more high level shit I can only tickle to death.
I actually was able to go to one of those events in 2014 but all I was really good for was just as an extra inventory.
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>>322718578
>young able bodied white guy

The fuck's that even supposed to mean? If you're young and able bodied it shouldn't matter if you're white or black or brown or gray or whatever.
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I mean Ingress is a lot of fun and the community is great so I'm not sure why this would be a failure since it's made by the same dudes.
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>>322720752
if anything, able bodied niggers would have an advantage since they can walk around nigger neighborhoods and at night just fine.
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>>322701593
Wait I thought this got canned.
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>>322718948
>>322720656

I started 2 months ago, back in mid november and I'm level 7. I'm not sure what you guys are doing, but being able to explore and find hidden spots was a quick boost from like 1-3, and hanging out with groups for your team, they allow you to snag portals, boosting your level. It's not hard.
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>>322720927
Nope, nothing of the sort.

Only Pokemon game recently to be canned in any way was that Pikachu Detective Game, probably because the Pikachu model was a thing of nightmares.
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>>322720989
>2014
maybe it's changed since then, but it was unenjoyable enough for me not to give it a second chance and be wary of this.
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>>322721347
I'm not sure what you mean by 2014. If you're implying I started then, I started last nov, in 2015.

Join a groupme channel and hit up the local meetups. At least a dozen people were willing to meet up and help me out in my area, and two were willing to make like 45 minute drives to chill for an hour or two.
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>>322703573
Actually, YES. We DID.

If this thing ends up being the new mainline games in terms of gameplay it's gonna be the Pokemon GOAT.

But desu I doubt it will amount to much.
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>>322703117
I'm so ready.

It's gonna be glorious.
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>>322720752
No, white people, due to being white and privileged, are able to walk easier.
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>>322711356
This here is what sounds like bullshit.

Like, I can catch the Pokemon without fucking even looking at my phone? What the fuck is this shit? How casual can this game get?
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>>322721937
It actually just alerts you so you don't have to constantly be checking your phone and have the battery run out before the day's even a fourth over. You still have to get your phone out to catch anything.
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>tfw you can find pokemon mating
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>>322722425
>hot skitty on wailord action
In all kinds of ways.
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>>322720656
git gud
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>>322703573
>Yeah because when we were kids we dreamed about GOING OUTSIDE and catching Pokemon

You didn't? Sucks to be you.
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>>322722371
Nah. There's no point in that. Your phone is enough to get notifications.

And they explicitly said that there's a button in the thing so you don't have to pick up your phone all the time to play.

This game is just gonna be about banking Pokemon effortlessly with the bracelet thing.
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>>322718578
I'm a young able bodied white guy who lives in New York City and I can tell you that playing Ingress is fucking pointless here, way too oversaturated to do anything worthwhile
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>>322718578
Sucks to be a disabled girl. They are more disabled than disabled guys. They are probably just as disabled as comatosed guys or near-to-death guys.
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>February 30
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>>322703349
Back in the day I'm pretty sure all the people lugging around big ass packs with gameboys and link cables to schools weren't adults, or we'd have a serious pedophile epidemic going on. Reminder that 5 year olds have iPads
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>>322722890
That's not what I remember them saying at all, but who would just go on the internet and tell lies? Hopefully neither of us.
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>it's an AR game

When have they ever been good /v/?
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So the trailer has a whole lot of shit about traveling and hiking to find pokemon that are way the hell spaced out. There's no way the actual game will be like this. There's got to be some alternative pedometer mode like the old HGSS accessories. Walk a certain number of steps and encounter a random low level pokemon. Cities that are too densely populated will be pokemon starved unless they're absolutely flooded at the start, and rural areas will have a lot of walking around the fucking woods for caterpies.
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>>322724264
That's how it should be though.

Also, Pokemon native to different areas in the globe already confirmed.
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>the calendar will forever be fucked
>september
>sept
>7
>9th month of the calendar
>october
>octo
>10th month
>november
>nove
>december
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>>322702635
It's a leap year, you mongoloid
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>>322726208
Yes, your point?
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>>322727729
February has 3 more days on a leap year, idiot
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>>322727859
One more, anon.
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>>322727859
This year there's only 29 you retard.
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>>322727859
If you aren't baiting you need to go smack whoever told you that.
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>>322727906
Sorry yeah I meant 4 not 3
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>>322702363
Game Over
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>tfw just got into an argument when some dumbfuck says there's only 12 months in a year
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>>322720839
They don't. If you are a nigga, you will die from the hands of another nigga. It's actually safer to walk in a black neighborhood being white than black.

Same thing for a nigga walking in a white neighborhood.
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>>322722594
Whoa, buddy. You can't just bandy about ancient memes like that around. They belong in a museum.
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>>322724264
It's(pokemon) confirmed to be geocaches. You'll spot them. It's not gonna be pedometer shit.
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>>322708076
They don't, they just wear shirts of Pokemon so they can look like they're geeks.
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>>322732976
They do. I know some of the normiest normies you're ever met and they all bought a 3DS to play Pokemon X. To be honest, X and Y revitalized pokemon for the gen 1 normies due to the nostalgia pandering. I'm telling you, about 60% of the people who bought X or Y are fucking normies.
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>>322729991
but ape shall not kill ape
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Will there be pokemons in France or is it only for Japan and USA ?
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>>322736954
obviously yes.
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