>You're the guest anon, you can be player 1
>Anon please, this is your house, I'll be player 2
I have a friend who to this day will move my controller to a different port if a game doesn't need player 1 plugged in.
He goes on and on about how player 1 has an advantage and how unfair it is if someone has it. If you have P1 and win he hitches a fit over it.
Grown fucking man with the IQ of a fencepost
>that kid who invited you over so you could watch him play singleplayer games
I was that kid
I'm still waiting for Platinum to make Kill La Kill game.
>ywn have a cute kind sissy bf who just wants to see you happy
>ywn be that sissy