Meanwhile, on Roman /v/

DOES ANYONE WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX


I REPEAT


DOES ANYONE WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX

So this brutus feller seems like a nice guy

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SALVE, READ THIS MESSAGE: ANONYMVS FVCKS ALL THE GAVL WOMEN

>MMXVI
>not shitposting on a Pompeian image wall

>>322663158
Are you a boy?

Jupiter Tier:
IX Men's Morris

High Tier:
VI Men's Morris
XII Men's Morris

Vulcan Tier:
II Men's Morris

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>>322663427

caesar did nothing wrong

>>322663257

Back to >>>/g/aul you go

>>322663486
Of course

On April 19th, I made bread

Persians are literally meme enemies

>>322662962
Stop screwing little boys

>>322663427
I still think it's hilarious that was an actual thing.
Romans really were way ahead of their time.
Fuckers scribbling shit like "AUGUSTUS SUCKS COCKS" on walls. Fucking beautiful.

>>322662962

these consoles are out of control!

Reminder that the Guild of Millers only uses the finest flour. True Roman bread for true Romans.

ROMA
OLIM
MILO
AMOR

Anyone fancy going to the colosseum and catch that show of women being raped by animals?
I think we might arrive just as the baboons are released, right after the donkeys.

Roman cataphracts are shit

Regards, Shapur

>>322663158
That's normal /v/

>>322663427
>MMXX - IV
>shitposting at all
I bet you're Carthaginian, aren't you?

>>322663641
>>322663257
Postpone your tiresome quarrels if you can, or leave and take them home with you.

Augustus was here.

ps. Maximus has a tiny penis

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Phalanx a best
Legio a shit

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GAIVS JVLIVS CAESAR did nothing wrong, the SENATE are all feeble cock-less KEKS
I FVCK all of their wives and slaves
I spit on their names and I will gladly take hold of all their fortunes in the name of ROMA
ROMA INVICTA

Greece was here, Rome is pleb tier.

>>322664282
I blame the Hebrews for this

>>322663158
LONDINIUM

Fucking Carthaginians amirite

>>322663581
Do they had hard dirty gay sex or slow passional loving gay sex?

>>322663873
Their graffiti ranged from short philosophy essays to simple vulgar insults. Truly the best civilization.

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LET'S GO BOWLING, GUYS

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>>322664293
>Greece
>some once-was vast short lived Empire turned into Constantinople's little fuckdoll
You tried, but Rome stands forever tall

Some of you are alright.
Dont come to the senate tomorrow.

-Brutus.

tfw rome fell
;~;

>>322664180
If that were true, his name would be Minimus

>>322664293
Stop your sodomite attitude

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Jvst fvck my shit vp

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>>322664580
I shall see tomorrow, dear friend

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Who /legion/ here? Lets build some roads motherfuckers.

>>322664293
Go suck Mithridates' dick you cuck.

Oh wait. You can't. Cus we fucking purged him and your stupid little cities.

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Soon.

>>322664293
>can't even build a normal country
>calls others plebs
How are those irrelevant city states working out for you?

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>>322664650
>a pseudo-Jew gets fucked by kiting Arabs
No TRVE Roman

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That's an awfully nice "empire" you have there.

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>>322663158
>gay

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>>322664293
This is your inbreed bastard leader

>>322664530
>Greece
>short-lived
>insignificant
Then why are you trying so hard to emulate them? You even stole their Gods and rebranded them!

>>322663507
Most pleb power rankings I've read all day.

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>>322664675
ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO A MINIMUM WHILE THE JEW KING IS IN ROME

So if Rome was all about the homo life

How come it became so frowned upon closer to modern times until gay rights became a thing VERY recently?

Was it autism?

>>322664480
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Rome was the best.

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>>322664772
>Arabs
Take that back

>>322663158
Pretty sure that's the Greeks. Greeks were generally proud of having gay sex and thought nothing negative of it, whereas Romans generally looked down on any man willing to put himself in the position of a woman. Caesar had a scandal early in his life when he was accused of a gay relationship with someone, and became furious years later when he was mocked over it.

wasn't there a roman emperor who declared on poseidon or whatever the roman equivalent is (i forget things) and ordered his men to start stabbing water?

roman empire my favorite empire
but they had some silly-ass emperors

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>>322664849

Who /seleucid/ here?

>>322664963
>So if Rome was all about the homo life

Because it wasn't, it was about hedonism. You were still expected to do your duty as a family man and as long as you did no one care who or what you fucked in your spare time. Although being on the receiving end was see as disgrace.

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>>322664850
Rome took what was good from Greece and infinitely improved upon it
Hellenes wish they could have been as glorious as Romans

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>>322664817
Not Roman but whatevs, it also crashes partway too, or so I've heard

>>322664198
round shields a shit

do you even testudo fratris?

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DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?

>>322664963
Being bottom bitch was what was bad, being the penetrator you could fuck a woman or a man however way you wanted and you weren't gay.

>>322665050
The problem wasn't gayness per se; it's just that it was considered unseemly for a proper Roman citizen to be dicked like a woman. Dicking others was okay.

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>>322664995
Go make love to your wife, then leave the goat alone and take care of your woman

Hey, not cool guys. Not cool.

>Reconquered the breakaway provinces of Gaul, and crushed the Palmyrene Empire under Queen Zenobia. He probably extended the Roman Empire's lifespan by two hundred years. He obtained the title of Restitutor Orbis, or restorer of the world. Was assassinated by his soldiers after a 5 year reign, which makes his accomplishments all the more impressive.

>>322665341
not even fucking egyptian
cleopatra was a macedonian immigrant

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>>322665217
Works on my end ;)

>>322665585
THAT'S A GODDAMN SLANDEROUS STATEMENT RIGHT THERE

>>322664963
Gay hedonists literally destroyed an entire civilization that once spanned multiple continents. Up until recently, people realized the very real dangers of letting it be an openly accepted way of life. History is repeating itself, our civilization is starting to collapse just the same. There's nothing wrong with being gay, the problem is entirely in the complete public acceptance of it and other pleasure focused ways of life that erode away values and important societal structure.

>>322665341
greek pay denbt

>>322665341
L E G I O N E D

>>322665341
CLEOPATRA A CUTE
A CUTE!

>>322665717
WE WUZ PHARAOS AND SHIT?

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>tfw no qt barbarian slavefu

Gods, take me already.

>>322665585
WE WUZ MACEDONIAN

get your facts right craka

>>322665540
Go stain your cock in your friend's bum

>>322665127
>>322665342

God damn thats interesting

Why did people choose to be the bottom bitch? Betas?

Why did hedonism fade out to the point where many guys dont want to fuck men in their spare time anymore?

History is so engaging, wish I'd taken it more seriously at school

>>322664963
Probably because of the transition to Roman Catholicism which pretty heavily condemned hedonism, sodomy was right out

I guess that doesn't answer why Catholicism condemned anything fun in life, wasn't there one pope in particular who decreed no merriment shall be alloweth?

>>322665725

If hedonism is the issue, isnt gay couples being responsible family men and adopting a raising children pretty damn alright for our society though?

Its the hookup culture and hedonists thats more of a danger to modern society.

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>>322665923
>Boudica will never forcefully bang you

Why bother living?

>>322665967
>Why did people choose to be the bottom bitch?

You really didn't have much choice if you were 12.

>>322665229
>he doesn't know that even Romans eventually moved to oval shields

>>322666053

Catholic church is literally no fun allowed incarnate.

>>322664675
fucking jew god-king, never liked the guy. and I hear someone tweeting fucker isn't dead? what the hell?

Republic ain't free. The shrine of mars gotta be littered with the blood of Patricians. Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus Augustus is not my emperor. he is christian rebel and probbaly barbarian as well :DD. ROMULUS and remus not JESUS of nazareth ok. praise jupiter

>>322666295

I see

>>322666368
That would be the protestants, actually.

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>>322665956
Not a Roman's fault your people decided to savor and lust for the touch of live goat innards, Mehmet.

>>322665967
>Why did people choose to be the bottom bitch? Betas?
If they were slaves or servants, not much choice. Obviously some were gay. Also young boys would be taken as pupils in whatever profession and could be freely fucked etc. Same thing happened in Japan with samurai; the elder Samurai would ask for permission to start a relationship with the young one in exchange for becoming his mentor.
>Why did hedonism fade out to the point where many guys dont want to fuck men in their spare time anymore?
It isn't exactly hedonism. And when you say fade out, exactly around what year(s) do you mean?

>>322665967
>Why did hedonism fade out to the point where many guys dont want to fuck men in their spare time anymore?
That never went away, it just had to become a quieter thing. Gay culture is practically built on the population of married or otherwise straight men looking for a quick fuck when their wife isn't looking. Just look at Craigslist.

>>322666368
While they secretly fucked each other and the young boys coming to become priests.
Good to know some things never change.

>>322666330
>he doesn't care

fixed that for you my friend

>>322666572
Please learn some dates

>>322666718
What dates?

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>>322665341
>Implying

i fucking love the roman empire
but it falling lead to the holy roman empire
which lead to the crusades
which i love because i'm an edgy manchild who's still obsessed with knights and medieval weaponry
i'll always have mixed feelings about the fall because of that

>>322664963
>So if Rome was all about the homo life

The eccentricities of the elite doesn't really depict the the habits of the common man.

>>322666848

EGYPT WAS WHITE

>>322666839
Anything beyond 653 never happened

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>>322667030
>Anything beyond 653 never happened

>>322666265
You can forcibly bang her, its what the legionnaires did.

>>322666221
Of course, but there are likely plenty of gay couples unfit to be parents just like plenty of straight couples. The gay couples who are actually in it for love are not the issue. Anyone engaging in hedonistic lifestyles revolving around constant sexual gratification and experimentation are at the root of the problem. This often goes hand in hand with drug and alcohol abuse, sometimes violence and even crime. And they want to drag everyone else down to their level, this destroying principles and values that are needed to keep society in balance.

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>>322667191
>You can forcibly bang her, its what the legionnaires did.
>implying she wasn't cut down with the rest of the rabble

Based Suetonius:
>"Ignore the racket made by these savages. There are more women than men in their ranks. They are not soldiers—they're not even properly equipped. We've beaten them before and when they see our weapons and feel our spirit, they'll crack. Stick together. Throw the javelins, then push forward: knock them down with your shields and finish them off with your swords. Forget about plunder. Just win and you'll have everything."

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>>322662962
I'd rather go to Greek /v/. They knew how to live the dream.

>>322665341
R O M E
O
M
E

Can someone give me an example of how Roman checks and balances would play out?

>>322665341
>tfw no bronzed goddess gf to teach me how to walk like an Egyptian

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Have you praised your Emperor today /v/?

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>>322664675
>suck it mithras

>>322667747
>Aye, Claudius, I know you fuck boys so you better not step out line if you want to stay in power
>Ditto


Probably like that.

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>>322667747
in a very long winded manner

Roman culture is very accessible, but are there any good websites for learning more about the Persian one? I don't need to go beyond the Sasanians

>>322667883
Yes anon, everiday.

Are there any good rome-centered videogames aside from Rome: Total War?

>>322662962
Why are these guys not in formation?

>>322664657
FORTS STRONG

>>322668879
Ryse


That's it.

>>322669669
Isn't Ryse a complete QTE fest?

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>>322663158
Hello! I'm a boy!

>>322665502
This

>>322665072
There was. I can't be sure but I think it was Caligula, I haven't read Suetonius in a while. Also, he made his favorite horse a CONSUL OF ROME!

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>mfw I live in one of the oldest Roman cities

>>322664963
>>322665050

When will these projection memes end? Ancient Greeks and Romans occasionally had gay sex, just like most people throughout human history.

The Greeks had this one weird ritual where you thigh fucked a teenage boy as a coming of age ritual, probably a remnant of tribal times. That was it. That does not indicate raging homosexuality.

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>>322665113
>you will never hold Alexandria Eschate against the disgusting barbarian hordes of the wastes before fighting a fighting retreat back towards civilisation as everything tumbles down around you

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>>322668879

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>>322670624
mfw i live 11 km from rome

>>322668879
Gladiator Sword of Vengeance for the PS2, I think.

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>>322670765
So are you saying you got to THIGH FUCK A SISSY WHITE BOI?

Godamn the Greeks and Romans had it good. I get plenty of women, but I'm always looking for a qt boy to fuck. They need to be enslaved by my cock. And service it daily.

Anonymvs, privileged poster of the V bulletin board, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only 0 women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

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>>322671919
Verily

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People will never appreciate triple axces....

>>322670765

Anything involving two penises and no vaginas is always pretty god damn gay anon

Whether its what you said or full blown lala dancing fruit men wearing dresses jacking each other off and forsaking women, its still gay