NOW: Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Remix
NEXT: Battleblock Theatre
Are people who run 3+ hours games more autistic than people who run 30 min games.?
>Kingdom Hearts 3 is going to be GOTY
>Kingdom Hearts 1.5 is just a button masher
So I just realized I live about 10 minutes from the hotel they are doing this in near Dulles.
What would piss these spergs off the most?
REMINDER, your game is NOT a speedrun if:
>you use glitches or bugs
>you skip entire levels
>the "speed"run goes for over an hour
>your game has no cool tricks
>the playable character moves slow
>is a JRPG
>played in Japanese text
>is the same as playing through the game normally but just faster than usual (aka a Let's Play)
Reminder that Kairi will never be playable or important because of Sora and Riku's homolust.
same here, anon. although fez i couldn't care less about. more hyped for axiom verge than i am super metroid tbqhfam
is this going to be the first time hotline miami will be NG+?
This is the worst run in history
Would rather watch this
Yay, singing, can't wait for the cringe posting
They should just ban any game that takes over an hour to speedrun imo.
Can't be worse than L4D last night
> Easy mode
> SJW GMRR GRRRLLLSSS
> Still manage to fuck up and die
> WEW LADS WE TOOK CARE OF THE TANK IT COULD HAVE TURNED UGLY XD
> On easy mode
It fucking sucked
Soooo 2 more hours of sucking this guys dick, Okey.
this run is triggering me
when I was a kid I had a friend who loved kingdom hearts but would never let me play. I would go to his house and have to watch him play for hours. It was quite traumatic tbqh
Really wonder what it takes to think "y'know, I do want to spend about 2000 hours practicing this one game to be really fast at it".
I'm not judging them, just really wondering.
>got caught on the vine
No, he panic-rolled like a bitch right into it's path.
this run is kind of boring but the couch is bro. couch commentary has more to do with making a run watchable than game choice/runner ability. like this is so much better than kirby yesterday or even rayman even though spike was the main one talking then too
FF7 has been sitting around 8 hours for years, both slots and noslots
the PC version was cut down to 3 hours with Yufie Warping and the PS4 version can be played at double speed
Why can't we just have speedruns.
Nobody wants this.
FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT
I'm gonna sit here and listen to the whole thing
wtf is this.
during sgdq, at least it was a sing along, which was half as autistic as this
>Spineless pale pathetic lot
>the crowd isn't pitching in the song with the "HOO-AH"s
COME THE FUCK ON, THIS ISN'T A SOLO SONG
I don't know what I was expecting.
>they will never sing a A Girl Worth Fighting For and trigger everyone watching
Tell me /v/, can you name ten games that aren't Jackie Chan?
I can really understand being fast at Megaman, Mario games, or other fluid platformers.
But a damn JRPG?
wait they played on fucking easy? i fell asleep during that part despite trying to stay up. i was hoping for expert/realism, not that pussy shit.
All they had to do was get the actual karaoke tracks for these things to sing on top of and it would have been fine.
does he do weddings and birthday parties
Holy shit, this is fucking good. I can't wait til the cringe compilations
I thought this was a stream for preventing cancer.
OH SHIT NO ITS NOT, THEY'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE BACK TO BACK FUCK FUCK FUCK
HOLY SHIT HE'S DOING ANOTHER ONE DEAR GOD PLEASE
>Eventually they meet a creepy man named DiZ, who was the one who trapped Roxas in digital land, and turns out to actually be the real Ansem. Real Ansem explains he had an apprentice named Xehanort, with whom they studied the heart together. Xehanort overthrows Ansem and kicks him out, and he and the other apprentices eventually fuck with their own hearts and end up becoming Heartless and Nobodies. The other Nobodies of Organization XIII are the rest of the apprentices.
>Eventually Sora and Riku, who has learned to master his powers of DARKNESS without succumbing to them, tag-team Xemnas and eiffel tower him in a twink-sex-fuck that makes me horny.
>Or, uh they beat him up with Keyblades or something.
The other important games are BBS and DDD, but I have played neither and only know the important plot points of BBS but not well enough to explain. DDD is where shit gets REAAAAAAL fucky and there's time travel and multiple Xehanorts and suddenly Kairi is supposed to be important even though Aqua is best girl and it's just a cluster fuck.
So this is as far as the rabbit hole goes on my side.
Who ever is doing Le Fou
sounds more like Salazar than Le Fou
It's like I'm watching my high school drama class act out.
Lets bet your ass.
I win, I take your ass
>prevent cancer foundation
>event gives everyone cancer thanks to autistic KH nerds
These niggas have more balls than the whole goddamn twitch chat together. Not even bad lads.
Its like you guys don't even know about the /v/ musical
>LOL THIS SO CRINGE XDXDXD WTF LOL
All of you newfags are cancer that need to be shoot.
There's a difference between "natural and spontaneous shooting the shit with friends without feeling you're going to be ejected from the premises" to "le reddit tier humour xD look, they;re singing! that's funny!"
It's not as bad as everyone saying it is. At least they're not terrible singers. I even opened the stream because of this thread. Though I agree with the earlier sentiment that it really needs a backing track.
>Gran Turismo 5
>Squid Billies Beat 'em Up Round Off
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force Golf Game
>Euro Truck Simulator
>Final Fantasy XIII-2: Lightning Returns
>Counter Strike: Jackie Chan GOLD Edition
The reactions in this thread are 100% worth sitting through this
At the very least they played the parts well in that song
I went to sleep after Oracle of Ages and woke up to this singing crap, has there been more cringe aside from this since then?
Also, Spike's voice is made for commentating, not singing. Holy shit.
>THERE ARE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW WHO DIDN'T ENJOY THEM SINGING GASTON
What, you're gonna fuck me in the ass? That what you mean?
>it's actually kind of good
>that held note
I'm legitimately enjoying these.
if it wasn't for the crowd being shitters this would be goat
>I listen to gay musicals because I'm a fruity lala homo man
We were talking monitor-kun and raymoo doll levels of fun. Trihex, werster and bluglass drinking 50 gallons of orange juice while saying "nigger" on stream for extra donations. Spontaneous things happening as they come because fun people are hanging out with fun people.
Not 3rd grade school performance shit.
Gaston is incredible, why are you faggots so nofunallowed?
>not being in drama club in high school
Nothing has beat the guy who had a "doll" on his lap that made it look like he had his dick out