>I see you're fighting Robin, Snake.
>Yeah, but I remember him being a lot faster, and less...organic. What gives?
>That's ROBin, Snake.
>Oh. I guess the hair got me.
>Be VERY careful, Snake. Robin is a master tactician, and has commanded his army to victory on several occasions.
>So I'm dispatching a military commander, huh? Business as usual, then.
>Don't be so cocky, Snake. Robin won by fighting alongside his troops. He's no ordinary strategist; his magic tomes grant him supernatural powers. Watch out especially for his Arcfire spell.
>So the commander is the one trying to incinerate ME this time, huh? This should be interesting...
>The girl who isn't Shantae
>Look Snake, it's Little Mac! Champ of the WVBA!
>The World Video Boxing Association. It's filled with the toughest boxers all over the globe. At only 17 years old, Mac fought his way to the top with Doc Louis' training.
Big deal, he's a pipsqueak.
>Don't get cocky, Snake. Mac's lightning-fast and his punches hit like trucks. If he fills up his power meter, he'll hit you with a KO uppercut. One hit from that and you're as good as dead.
>What's more is that if he's about to hit you, you'd better get out of the way. Even a Nikita missile won't make him budge in the middle of an attack.
These world champs let fame go to their heads. He's young and reckless.
>Far from it Snake. Mac takes down fighters twice his size on a regular basis. He's the textbook definition of an underdog. He's been fighting his whole life.
...So have I.
>Snake: You know, seeing him here reminds me...We should do that thing we've always wanted to try...
>Otacon: Ohhhh yeah! That thing! Good idea! OK, ready? Go!
>Snake: ARE YOU OKAY?
>Otacon: BUSTER WOLF!
>mfw reading these in Colonel Campbell and Hayter's voice