Something has been really disturbing me about the DK rap.
It may seem innocent at the surface, but I think there's a hidden message trying to push some kind of agenda, or a dark plea for help buried in there somewhere; possibly both.
Firstly, Tiny's lyrics. "This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes" What is this trying to convey? That she is the only one who has style? Is it implying that males cannot, in fact, posses style? The use of "dudes" would lean to this interpretation, as that statement that she has style, so the men should listen implies that they are without style or possibly incapable of obtaining it.
However, there's another layer to this. It isn't simply saying that women have style and men do not. As it feels the need to state that "THIS kong has style." This phrasing would imply style is an abnormal thing that needs to be addressed if one has it.
There is a darker theme to it when we prod even deeper. Lankey Kong is introduced as "He has no style, He has no grace" Why would it feel the need to explain he does not posses style? It implies that at one point he did, in fact , have style. Could Tiny have somehow taken his style? They're both introduced right next to each other. If this is true, then who could have stolen his grace?
The "Dk rap" is a song about a Kong who is a shell of his former self, robbed of all his good qualities, forever shunned by society tho he has committed no wrongs.
>>322629161
What the heck is wrong with you?
What. This is what you find wierd and "dark".
What about the fact DK has a WORKING FIREARM MADE OUT OF A FUCKING TREE.
HE
BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY
>>322631153
A GAME THEORY
>The "Dk rap" is a song about a Kong who is a shell of his former self, robbed of all his good qualities, forever shunned by society tho he has committed no wrongs.
Lankey Kong confirmed for Big Boss
>If he shoots yeah, it's gonna hurt
Why the switch from indicative to subjunctive? Are we being informed or warned?
>>322629161
I Have no mouth and I must HE
This is pretty funny, thanks OP
>>32263135
Punished Kong
>>322633123
Fuck, meant to quote >>322631358
HE HAS NO STYLLLLEEEEE
HE HAS NO GRACEEEEEEE
THIS KONNNNNG... HAS A PUNISHED FACE
Hes got no styles, hes got no grace, this kongs got a funny face.
The only rap I ever liked. And sure enough, its about a bunch of apes. Like most rap of course, but this one is at least honest.
>>322629161
>a Kong who is a shell of his former self
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconutshells
very important bump
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
This raises some disturbing questions about Grant Kirkhope.
What inner turmoil was this man going through when he wrote this rap? What compelled him to share this coded message?
We have to go deeper, I think Mr. Kirkhope needs our help.
>>322633439
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>>322633439
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>>322629161
>>>>/x/
HE HAD GRACE HIDDEN WITHIN HIMSELF.
>>322635628
That was a good thread
this is fucking retarded
>no style
>no grace
>funny face
>stretchy arms
>inflates himself
>>322629161
Lanky was unironically my favorite character in DK64
>>322637532
lol same
us gamers right
XD
>>322637874
>Using XD as a retort
Not that anon but ecks dee is the worse type of ironic shitposting
>>322638219You do realize you can report that and the post will most likely get deleted right?