expectations: 5/10 finished: solid 7/10

what is even good about this game

>>322619150
Nothing. I'm not hating on the game because "im jelous XDDDD" it really is a horrible cringe inducing game with no redeeming qualities.

>>322619150
Time traveling, Max, Chloe and Bae over Bay.

>>322619150
Lesbians.

>>322618783
Not enough Victoria. 6/10

>>322619397
u fuckin jealous m8

Kate is best girl. Max would be a qt if she wasn't disgusting flat chest

>>322619949
>Feel like replaying to save Kate
>See Bae over Bay ending

Nah.

>>322619150
It is one of those games you play for the girls so you can later sexualize them and can argue over who is best girl at a later date on an anonymous image board.

The story itself is absolutely retarded.


If you like Telltale games and didn't get enough drama out of your high school career, then give it a try.

>>322620012
I'm really fucking suprised there was no "sacrifice yourself" ending. Then again, who cares the sheer amount of plot holes is insane, I personally just wanted an ending or timeline where you predict everything that happens, become a messiah, tell only the people you approve of to get house insurance, and take them to the safe zone. Literally everybody wins.

>>322619150
Coming of age story, though the message gets muddled via that shitty ending

Honestly the best analogy is look at How I Met Your Mother: the producers went on record saying they already knew how they wanted it to end regardless of what actually took place during the show. LiS is the same way, the devs already had the ending in mind which kind of makes the whole rest of the game pointless.

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>>322619150
It serves as as this weird medium for some pathetic virgins who projected their sexual preferences on those characters while completely ignoring the game itself being cringey garbage.

It got good twice for, like, 20 minutes and fell flat on it's face for all the remaining time.

>>322619150
>game

>>322619397
>episode 1
>cool concept and characters seem natural although boring
>episode 2
>fuckin boring until kate's suicidal
>holy fuck i actually should have payed attention shit
>she die
>episode 3
>so boring i quit the game entirely

When a game becomes so dependent on an insecure, boring teenager who doesn't really use her powers for anything and fucks around being not-so-lesbian, just made the whole process boring and painful I want to actually play and fell intruiged, don't shove tumblr-based fantasy in my face and expect me to keep paying attention. Some story concentrated games do a fucking good job of keeping me interested (TellTale's Walking Dead and Wolf Among us) even though they only make shit now. Tell me if it's worth getting back to it.

>>322620618
ebin

Why does Max always look better in fanart?

I want to marry Max.

>>322620237
game would be too short without plot holes

>could have just stepped out of restroom before faggot comes in with Chloe and interrupt whole scene
>could have told Mr. wannabe detective that faggot has a gun

I would want ending that lets you save everyone if you found out all secrets through choices.

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I want to meet a person who wholeheartedly chose the "save the bitch" ending. How much of a goddamn infantile beta cuck does one have to be to do it? Shit is even worse than the choice between Kenny and Jane.

>>322620779
you are retarded, the entire game is about max trying to save chloe, but she keeps dying anyway.

she had to die. saving her at the end is merely prolonging the inevitable.

>>322620753
Because in game she legit looks like plastic

>>322620791
i know, its fucking ridiculous that there are people that picked kenny(certified fucking psychopath) over Jane.

>>322620851
someone has never seen steins gate lmao faggot

>>322618783
>Expected 8/10
>got 3/10

>>322620851

Still plot holes you spoon fed bitch

>>322620941
Nice bait. Kenny actually didn't do anything wrong and Jane is a fucking murderous slut.

I think I would enjoy this game if I was a 15 years old american teen. Couldnt even finish the first episode, the writing was fucking awful

>>322620941
At least you can slime your ass out of this whole Kenny vs Jane thing because Kenny did some stupid ass shit in his past. Or maybe you are slow and didn't notice how fucking stupid the whole "Look at him he's so fucking mad at me telling that I killed the baby" thing. Whatever.

But there is absolutely NO moral justification for saving Chloe in that fucking game. What was even the point?

>>322620475
What? How does knowing how your story ends ruin it? Would you rather the game be a spastic all over the place directionless shitfest?

>>322618783
Why is she so perfect, lads?

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>>322618783
From what i've read it's got a decent soundtrack

>Mogwai - Kids Will be Skeletons

Gotta admit, i'm impressed.

>>322621339
piece of soap is great tbqh

>>322620618
Tumblr=anything I don't like

So ebin XDDD

>>322619150
Lesbeans and laughably bad writing.

>>322619150
The porn

>>322619150
people can pat themselves on the back for how "progressive" for playing a game that doesn´t feature a "privileged white man" and for fighting the "patriachy that is raping black disabled trans women"

also it´s not a game it´s a "social movement"

>>322621860
Did we play the same game? or are you just delusional.

>>322620697
>>322621510
Spotted the faggots. Sorry you're out of your safespace and have to hear things like that. Fucking degenerates.
This isn't even a video game. It's a glorified visual novel. Fucking goosebumps choose your own adventures had better writing and were more intriguing.

>>322622564
>Being a beta cuck from tumblr.

>>322621860
Nah, it's just a shitty poorly written non-game that just happens to cast people who are most likely to be extreme SJWs as main characters.

>>322622564
I was gonna answer you but
>>322622906
summed it up better then I ever could

>>322622906
never been on tumbrl

>>322622929
>all the white men are evil or violent
>all the women are victims of evil men
>underaged lesbians
nah I´m pretty sure that all the sjw shit was on purpose

Liked the game a lot, only thing that could have been changed would make the plot a bit less predictable.

The writing is cringy but I don't think it's fair to criticize that, as it's supposed to be contemporary and people IRL are fucking hipsters and annoying as shit so it's fairly accurate.

>>322621860
>/v/ tries to review a game