>get to important part as a group/party >brb smoke break

BASE

>>322606564
>brb phone
>gone for 10-20 minutes
>"oh sorry guys that was Fred from the store, he says my order will be ready tomorrow"

>brb bio

>brb door
>1 hour later
>"hey guys, sorry about that, my uncle came round for a surprise visit"

>Not breaking off from FIFA to smoke the madness cuz

B D L

D

L

>>322607029
TWO BOTTLES OF MOET WE STILL STANDING

HELLO

>>322606564
>play dota 2 with a group of 4 friends
>before match starts one guy goes "brb smoke"
>he comes back 10 minutes later, we queue up for a match and finish it in 25 minutes
>"brb smoke" and another 10 minutes before we play another match
>"brb smoke"
>"brb smoke"
>"brb smoke"

i don't mind people smoking but holy fuck get it together if you have to smoke one literally every 30 minutes

>>322606564
Fuck those people. If you're so addicted to something you can't go a few hours without it, you need to seek help.

lolz xd

>>322606564
I am that guy.
Non-autists usually go to the bathroom, get something do drink or whatever in the meantime

>>322607362
They're not addicted, dip, they just like being high. Maybe it's time you started questioning the things mommy told you about pot.

>>322607186
HI

I'M SMOKING SOMETHING GREEN

>>322606564
I have a SSV Vaporizer beside my comp so i just vape all the time right here.

>Get to important, cool event for the first time
>5/6 people Voting to Skip Scene

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>hating on something as sacred as smokebreak
Don't you drink/eat/bathroom while you play?
I only agree on the fact that one should choose well his timing

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>>322608428
>Vaporizer

>>322606564
"mate I'm so high right now"
Every raid night. WE KNOW AND WE DON'T CARE, JESUS

>>322608475
>smoking
>ever

For what purpose?

>'Big Narstie #BDL' has entered the game
what is your reaction?

>>322608569
The simplest of all, i like doing it

>>322606564

>not smoking one minute smokes when wiped, or when going throught tactics and having wireless headset on

Get on my level shitters

>>322608623
I may not agree with what you do, but damn if that isn't the best reason to do it.

>>322608606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DA0_q57eLc

>>322608475
You forget that /v/ has a large population of neckbeards who pee in bottles and yell for their moms to bring snacks to their caves

>>322608569
Why even live?

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>Friend uses a vaporizer
>He presses his push to talk
>SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

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>>322608954
>friend is eating chips while you angry af and have no chips in the house

>>322609151
>angry
meant hungry
getting old

>>322608754
>stonerfags condescending to anybody at all
>calling other people immature, unhygienic neckbeards
The brain cells responsible for self-awareness are the first to go

>>322606564
THICK

>>322609578
I'm talking about regular cigarettes

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>>322608289

>the addict becomes defensive and hostile

No surprise

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>go to a video games board
>people make threads that have nothing to do with video games

> 2016
> do not smoke smokes

Are you a bully at school, a mentally retarded or both?

> m Mutku the die

So? Was life in the competition who will live the longest?

> siihe remains koukkuu !!!

There remains, if not a minor and can burn in moderation.

> p .. TO GO MONEY !!!

Who compelled to buy a pack of cigarettes a day, fucking peat gavel

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>>322610736
NOT
EVEN
ONCE

>>322610292
see first line of OP, how's that not vidya related

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>tfw you don't take smoke "breaks" because you have enough to smoke constantly every day

>>322606564
>important

Stopping to shit in your own mouth is more important than vidya.

>>322607362
Did you ever think about that they might easily be able to go forever without it, they just choose not to?

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>>322608623
Right on the money.

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>>322610736
I immensely enjoyed this post

>>322608813
smoking kills you faster and ruins your lung capacity as well as making you have a perpetual cough. all these things lower your overall quality of life, and you come off as a massive weak willed faggot to everyone else.

>>322611517
So what?

>>322611685
So nothing nigga I was just laying some facts down

>>322608425
IM DRINKING SOMETHING BLUE

>>322608606
nyaaaaah

>brb kid is crying
>brb need some more alcohol
>fuck woman man

DON'T

>brb gotta piss
>takes 5-10 minutes every time

>>322612001
FUCK

I always get freaked out when people say brb gotta take a shit and come back 2 minutes later.

Do they even wipe?

>>322612083
UP

>>322612128
Maybe they just fiber so their shits don't take 5 minutes

>>322612161
THE

>>322612265
BASE

>>322612128
Some people are fast as fuck.
I was at a friend's place once, and he went to take a shit during the commercial break on some TV show we were watching.
Nigger fucking finished in the span of ONE COMMERCIAL.

And this wasn't uncommon, either. Whenever we went out to a restaurant or pizza, etc.

>>322609578

The piss bottles thing got to you, be real with me.

>>322607029
WILSOOOOOOON

>>322608569
dying faster

>big narstie thread on /v/

never thought i'd see the day #BDL

>>322608623
You mean you're addicted

>>322613592
gotta make this a thing lads

>>322612128
If you take longer than 5 minutes your a hamplanet or simply autistic

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>>322610736

i guess i am one of the few, that smokes a quick bong hit between rounds, and if i want to take longer for a doobie or a bigger bowl, i exit the game and take my fucking time. I even try to take breaks from vidya after like 1 or 2 hours, just to relax and make a tea or something to munch while listening to music.

I know why you hate stoners /v/, i hate them too, because most of them are obnoxious and don't want to play games seriously.

>>322613767
Yup, when i started, and wasn't addicted, i liked it. That feel hasn't gone away

>playing destiny
>doing the raid
>get to the second boss
>"hold up guys imma smoke a cig real quick"
>okay
>takes forever
>3 people leave while he's away smoking

I need a dedicated team again

>>322612128
I need less time to shit than to piss. You sit, push, wipe, you should be done in less than a minute. Are you a murikan?

>>322608569
Because it's pretty stupid to stop doing stuff you like.

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>>322619419
>Niggas can't smoke while raiding.
Fuck I remember my brother puffing on menthols like they were fucking cigars while he yelled at idiots over vent during raiding in BC and WotLK.

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>Raid member in vent/ts eating chips over the mic

>>322608623

>inhaling toxic fumes

Why don't you vape like enlightened individuals like me do?

>>322619916
>slightly less harmful fumes
>somehow superior

>>322606564
>play one game of csgo
>"brb smoke"

>>322619916
>he doesn't know about the formaldehyde

>>322607186
I LOVE YOU.

WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

>>322612128
Have never understood why people take ages to shit. My old man takes the fucking paper in with him since he takes so long. The shit is out of my ass within 20 seconds of sitting down.

>>322607313
It sounds like he was smoking in between games, I don't really see the problem here anon.

Dota gets boring and frustrating if you just force yourself into game after game for hours on end with no break in between.

>>322620260
HELLO

>>322606564
i wish i had friends

>>322620289
This happens with age anon, your bowels become shittier and shittier at doing their job.

>>322620289
The shitter is comfy. No loud noises, usually cooler than the rest of the house, and obviously no need to hold your shit/piss in.

>>322619916

>when you've gone 10 minutes without mentioning that you vape

>>322620356
I LOVE YOU.

LET ME JUMP IN YOUR GAME.

>>322607313

>not smoking while playing
"but the rooms stinks anon"
>not smoking with the windows open
"but it's cold anon"
>being a faggot that can't stand the cold

same thing applies to pot as well.

LIME GREEN CANNABIS

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>>322606564
>friend says brb smoke break
>I say okay no worries and have a smoke myself
>we both come back and continue playing

Only difference between me and him is that I don't tell people I smoke online because of autistic faggots like yourself who will act like I'm blowing the smoke into the face of their newborn child while ashing in his eyes.

So now I just use "brb bio", no one seems to have caught on yet and if they have they haven't felt the need to bring it up. Who knows though maybe they are so bitter they make greentexted threads on /v/ about how much of a fag I am?

Frankly, who cares? When did gaming become so damn serious?

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>>322620952
Jesus Christ that haircut

My dick is diamonds, what do v you call this?

>>322621125
yeah thats my favorite haircut too. raven haired girls with shoulder length hair fucking kill me especially.

>>322620952
Enjoy your cancer you degenerate.

>>322607186
IS THIS THING ON?

Uncle pain

>>322621125
A Bob cut.

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>>322606564
You think smoke break fags are annoying in video games? This shit is the absolute worst in workplace situations.

>DataStorage I.T., Have to fly out of state to check out a malfunctioning filer motherboard
>It's for Ebay or something, DataCenter room has strict security, 3 total card reading tiers
>DC worker MUST accompany Coworker and I everywhere while inside the premises
>Walk into lobby, meet the DC guy, he's chill as fuck, we talk about it being a quick motherboard hotswap, 45mins -1hr tops due to rebooting (safely while backup/mirror has properly failed over and is running)

>Security Door 1 in lobby
>Security guy in lobby checks i.d.'s, makes us sign in, sign NDA, typical shit. DC guy swipes card on reader
>Security door 2 in breakroom, I notice a badass arcade cabinet setup with sweet konami shootan games, DC guy tells us where they have coffee machines and shit, DC guy swipes card on reader leading us into a small ass hallway sized room with another door and guard, making this security door 3
>Security door 3, that second guard beeps us in and we get inside the door to the actual loudass DC room
>Survey our tile, check the filer and disk shelves, confirm with HQ and mark times in a quick e-mail
>10 minutes pass, just about to start when
>"Dude I gotta have a smoke brb"
>DC guy informs us we all have to leave the DC if my coworker wants to go out for a smoke break
>Sure thing, a little break never hurt anyone, we all go out the security doors
>"That was quick!" remarks the guard in the hall
>"Just a break" says the DC guy
> I try and joke "Yeah we're union, I'm afraid these are mandatory"
>We all share a quick chuckle, DC guy tells me I can chill in the break room with second DC guy while coworker is escorted out
>Play some sickass game and shoot the shit while coworker goes out to lobby security, signs out, smokes for 10 minutes, we go through the doors again

1/?

>>322623141
Hurry up, nigga. I'm trying to play vidya here.

>>322608475
Take a smoke break on your own time.

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>>322623141

>In DataCenter again, DC guy is just browsing the net on a laptop sitting at some temporary DC desk for when he needs to babysit DC visitors
>Successfully replaced motherboard on the filer (sort of like a server, basically), but the shit won't boot
>"Oh I know what it is, it's the-" coworker interrupts with "hey man i'm sorry I gotta have a smoke, I get really irritated if blahblablah"
>It's been barely 20-25 minutes if that
>Lost my thought train, see him talk to the DC guy to let us out, DC guy gives me a look
>"Uh sure I guess we're almost done here anyway..."
>Go through everything again, guard chimes in "another break, you weren't joking!"
>I give a pathetic smile and shrug
>Back to the arcade
>Wait 15mins
>back to the DC
>Takes me 10 minutes to go through the motions to re-remember the solution
>It was just some files needing replacement, fire up my apache server on the laptop to just download em onto the filer to fix it
>Shit's downloading slow, as usual

>Everything seems fine now, just need to undo the failover and restore control back from the mirror filer
>Coworker looks at me at this point and just shakes his head, I return a puzzled look
>He's walking toward the DC guy
>Another smoke break
>I am super pissed
>DC guy is super pissed
>Guard doesn't say shit this time, just looks serious
>The lobby guard is on break, we have to wait 15minutes for a second lobby guard to sign him out
>Everyone thinks we're wasting time
>Play arcade game with stone faces with DC guy 2

>When we get back to the DC I just restore everything back to normal, took like 20 minutes, so this time we leave 'early' because we're done
>45minute job took almost 3hours

>Caught a lot of shit from HQ, all I said back to them was not to send me out on high security DC's with that dude ever again.

>Coworker gets fired anyway 2months later
>Ripped some fiber cables out of a filer in frustration while with another coworker, he got him fired too

Shitty story mostly just venting

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>>322624343
>>322623141
Anytime people in games say "brb smoke break" I instantly disconnect and go do something else as if they quit for the day.

Game was pic related by the way

>smoke
>dont do it inside
jesus you do it to relax and you play vidier to relax, this is a natural combination

>>322607186
DELETE THIS