Guys help me compose a tweet for her. I'm not trying to be an le epic troll, just want to tell my genuine thoughts of how much I hated their run
First for possible shooting
>tfw you can do a 1:10.17 any% run of Simpsons Hit and Run
Should I apply to SGDQ 2016?
Motherfucking Wave Race
Where the Wae Race 64 run at?
THE COUCH IS SINKING S.O.S. TOO MUCH PAYLOAD RUBBER DUCKY
Game is a little underappreciated in my opinion
> Can't fit in the couch
> The fucking guy with the jew hat
Oh my fucking god what is happening
>you'll never have a smooth, wholesome and robust voice
You better be kidding me pal, why?
The whole appeal of these events is to see excellence in gameplay, things we didn't think possible, precision and speed beyond what you would ever see playing regularly.
How is normal even a consideration? WHAT. THE. FUCK.
The first one is pretty good. The second one tries to be better but it feels pretty unfinished, they made it like a open world and better combat but it doesn't do a good job.
It's pretty similar to Zelda but nowhere near as good. A lot of plush pushing puzzles and such
Wouldn't matter anyway, girls like her can just create a fake twitter account, send a death threat to themselves, never report it to the police and just circlejerk it on twitter.
>want a huge greasy burger
>doing no junk food 2016
I didn't like the first one much, the setting is very bland
The second one has top tier music and art direction though. Gameplay is pretty fun too, story is left uncomplete sadly
>be fat and pink
>bring a fat pink pig plushie with you
She didn't think this through did she
>fat guy tried to pat the fat woman on the head and she instantly pulled her head back
Look can we not fixate on the couch this is a videogame event.
>doing no junk food 2016
That is the dumbest thing i ever heard
You know even people who work out for aesthetic cant avoid disgusting fast food in the most extreme cases once per month right?
For people who don't get replies so you think your things aren't funny.
I find them funny, you all make me very comfy and I'm real fucking relaxed and content watching this while making fun of fat bitches.
>You know even people who work out for aesthetic cant avoid disgusting fast food in the most extreme cases once per month right?
Nice retarded pulling out of your ass information brah
>all those fat fuck will sweat on the couch for an hour
I already feel bad for the people who will sit there next
>Have 5 burgers
>Remove the tops off 4 of them
>Stack them on top of eachother
That's retarded, also both the meat and bread look disgusting, why would you want such a thin slice of meat, why such a misshapen and cork-like piece of bread?
Fucking disgusting Amerifats, how the fuck do you fuck up something as simple as a burger this badly?
Guys, I think he's trapped. Someone call the fire department.
Am I the only one who feels that there comes a time where you should just shave it off?
POST YOUR HIGHLIGHTS SO FAR
Splatoon run and the first Supermonkeyball run were the best so far, good couch and a runner who showed skill and charisma, first Kirby run and Mario Kart are runner-ups
>making fun of people
>signature keyboard sound
anyone else always get this game confused with darkstalkers
fuck i want to make fun of this shit, but no matter how i put it its actually a pretty good idea
>4 player co-op
>One of the players is an SJW gamer girl
>Terrible skill, literally 3/4 dead within 5 seconds of starting
>Multiple game overs
>ON EASY MODE WITH CHEATS
>Runners admitted they spent their practice time playing Payday 2
Christ, imagine the warmth emanating from that cerise goddess. I'd be monster engorged if I was sat up against that mass.
How much do you think you'd have to pay her and the skinny fucboi on the left each, to get it on in a hotel room for your titillation?
This game reminds me of Bayonetta because I recently got a Wii U and have already 100% Bayo 2
it's such a good game m8. Was Bayonetta 1/2 ever run at a games done quick marathon?
How do you keep up with the runs you want to watch when it's 24 hours? I'm annoyed I missed Oracle of Ages but it was at 7am in the UK and I stayed up late watching SM64. (I know I could watch the footage but it's better live with you guys).
a donation from the head jew himself
It's almost 8am on the east coast.
tick tock, wageslaves
Don't remember myself. I don't play L4D so I don't know the cheats, but they opened console multiple times.
Didn't even mention that it was a 4-person co-op with only 2 screens on stream.
>runner is sacrificing time for entertainment
Unlike the L4D2 runners who sacrificed time for nothing
STOP REMINDING ME. ATLEAST I HAVE MONEY UNLIKE YOU
this fucking guy and his shitty jokes are getting me
>GDQ is supposed to be a speedrun event
>"hurr we're doing marathon strats, we're here to have fun, right?"
>all these gullible idiots donating like that one guy who said he's hoping to see a new record
What is even the point of this event if you're going to half-ass it and not even bother going for best time? If I wanted to see tricks I'd look them up on youtube.
>tfw i don't work monday - friday
>tfw didn't set my schedule for shifts between semesters
Would you thouroughly lick the couch after one week of AGDQ if it meant you get to play your dream game?
The thread was chill and fun then everyone woke back up and now we [HATE VIDEO GAMES] again like good little plebs that always try to out-dislike each other.
I'm so glad chill time is over. Now there's 50 new posts every minute and most are shitty bait the poster saw someone else post and get a lifetime supply of (You)s.
See you in 20 hours when chill time starts again.
For those not familiar with the HOT new meme
this dude's banter is pretty annoying and lame
>tfw I created this meme
not the "WE WUZ KINGS" shit, that's from /his/ and /pol/ or something, but once the expansion was released on steam I made the thread
it just caught on after that for some reason
/v/ isn't a hivemind they said, twitch chat is worse they said
>MFW this guy probably spent weeks scripting and practicing his entire commentary
what did they won? where did they won? how did they won? did they won in cuck media? or in their little hugboxes?
or did they consider winning when they made few powerpoint shows in cuck universities?
To those of you using tumblr terms whenever somebody says something not PC, you are letting yourself be conditioned by tumblr. Ironic or not, that's where your mind went when you heard the fat joke.
Don't let yourself be conditioned by tumblr.