Currently on: L4D2 let's play on easy without attempting any risky strats at all
SJWs and tumblrinas inviting OTHER sjws and tumblrinas.
Seriously how is this even allowed? Just because you label yourself something crazy doesnt mean that what youre doing isn't corrupt as fuck
>playing on easy
>didn't even bother practising strats beforehand
How did these clowns get a run in anyway, how many dicks did she have to suck
What is everyone drinking while watching Mediocre Games Done Moderately Fast?
>Let's Play on Easy with a girl gamer and friendly fire turned off
>not updated version
>"we kinda roleplay the characters" , "yeah im rochelle lol xD"
>Almir, the fucker from Overkill that decided that micro transactions was a good idea for Payday, donates 500 dollars
this run is long lost
>Speedrun uses glitches
>"That's cheating. It shouldn't count as a speedrun!"
>Speedrun has very little glitches and tricks and therefore takes an hour plus
>"This isn't even a speedrun, it takes too long! It's a Let's Play!"
Every. Fucking. Year.
post yfw you can run this game better than the current runners
>still being a virgin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe you should work on your game instead of watching video games
POST YFW SUFFERING THROUGH THIS RUN
Post ideas for decent speedruns:
>emulated Perfect Dark/Goldeneye with the Mouse Injector mod turning it into a proper PC fps
>DMC1 with S ranks
>Super Mario World no Star Warp and no Cape
>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
you nerds just sit there and bash runners with your mighty PERFECT standards, but i ask you: how much money have YOU raised to fight cancer by playing video games?
hmph. that's what i thought!
I run this fast on fucking Advanced
I thought I'd wake up to be impressed by Expert
Only people who don't understand speed runs or the community use the first example though. For those involved in the community we all know glitches are a staple of speed running. Playing a game at "let's play" speeds isn't exciting anon.
>>I-I could do better! Even though that' why I'm not the one running the game!
Nigger, by that logic you can't criticize anything.
>This car drives like shit
>B-b-b-uilt a better one!
>This book is boring
>W-w-w-write a better one1
>This game isn't worth 60 dollars, the gameplay is shit
>M-m-m-make a better one by yourself!
I agree. Being over 20 and virgin is fucking pathetic haha. Haha... h-hah
how are they cheating? i see people talking about it but i missed what it was exactly.
I used to be in skype calls with this same yashichi years ago. We would play league of legends and he would overreact to EVERYTHING and get mad ALL THE TIME. It's kind of strange watching him speedrun like this. Generally, he was a pretty rude guy to everyone and severely autistic, he was always the odd one out of the group. I guess it makes sense. He also wouldn't stop talking about how he wanted to fuck lolis
Fucking virgin go to a hooker to lose your virginity.
Please do not say that. I truly love my AGDQ audience waifu. Some may incorrectly say that she comes off as 'attention seeking', but such exaggerated claims are blatantly false. She's a strong beacon of hopefulness, looking outwards for a partner to patch a deep rift in her loving heart.
I'm getting a quote for a £190 single flight to Washington Dules DCA airport - leaving in 2 days. Quite a sharp price to pay. Regardless, our unrelenting love shall nullify any monetary concerns; as we shall attend a marriage ceremony shortly after my arrival in Virginia. Then onwards to a stop in the Bahamas (possibly with a layover in Barbados if the weather's pleasant), where we shall participate in some newly-wed intercourse during our honeymoon. I will then proceed to plant my seed inside her freshly-used womb, which will grow into two astonishingly beautiful children, whom we will name Elizabeth and Andrew, respectively.
please tell me they're getting the worst out first
it can't get worse from here on right? right?
i still will hold out hope for the afternoon runs
>K-Keep those helmets flying! ;)
This little shit is still trying to do whatever to regain respect that he fucking lost
>"first time lol"
I woke up 2+ hours early after sleeping through FE/Ages for this
I finally understand why L4D2 players votekick so easily
Shit like THIS
Is this the worst run in GDQ history? I think this might top even the Pokemon Blue and Fire Emblem blunde-o-ramas
I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES.
They're complaining about easy because this barely qualifies as speedrunning. What they don't realize, not having played L4D2, is that this would still be the same shit on Expert.
is one of the runners wearing a "VIDEO GAMES" hat?
you got it. He was a friend of a friend's and we would talk be on skype a ton, he would get mad at everyone for the dumbest shit. He eventually stopped talking to all of us and left for the autistic speedrunning thing. It makes sense. Weird guy.
Hey, hey fuckwad. The difficulty literally changes nothing in L4D, the levels are just as fast.
And these guys are fucking dying on easy, negating even the notion that it's easier to run when you don't take any damage. This is plain fucking awful, get the fuck out of here. Go whiteknight back to neogaf.
The entire run is shit
It's a Lets Fucking Play
No strats to be found
Someone DIED on easy, not because it's strategic, but because they were a shitter and dont know how to play the fucking game
JUST FUCK MY VOCABULARY UP
Yashichi and Urboykyle just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Speedrunning culture (I'm an expert), but speed and difficulty are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in streams where you can become successful by being an faggot. If you play slow and on easy, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the speedrunning autists, after hearing about this, is not going to want to watch your speedruns, nor will they invite you to AGDQ anymore. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Yashichi and Urboykyle has alienated an entire community with this move.
Yashichi and Urboykyle, publicly apologize, restart on expert and play faster or you can kiss your career goodbye.
>I woke up 2+ hours early after sleeping through FE/Ages for this
to be fair most of us turned off the stream it was so boring. this is somewhat entertaining even if for the wrong reasons.
The game runs the same speed regardless of difficulty, on expert you just have to play well instead of this casual garbage we're seeing.
And if they wanted real speedrunning they'd be bunnyhopping and using skips all around instead of this casual pub gameplay
>Quit job because going back to school on the 18th.
>Be happy that I have two weeks of holiday, can watch ADQD
>Get called in to work today because "Anon, we need your help and you have to teach us how you did those things."
Fug. What am I missing?
>all those 15 year old L4D players who said this would be a good run a few hours ago
Yashicih was apparently "banned" or something for some meme tweet he did to the projecting monitor or something... something about CHRONO NI - TRIGGER" It's somewhere on his twitter. He was alienated a long time ago dude. He used to have a ton of beef with cosmo and cosmo (being a more popular speedrunner) turned the public towards yash
No Cosmo isn't back.
It's some faggot named Summit1g who literally just started learning how to run the game, Seriously started like fucking not even a week ago.
The other OoT runner is some fucking 100% try hard name ClintStevens and he sucks pretty fucking.
she's right though
anyone who's pro-life is a retard who always uses logical fallacies to get their point across, mostly appealing to people's emotions
Your life shouldn't be ruined just because you want to have sex. What kind of fucking retard think that's logical? Even worse because all these pro-lifers aren't the ones who have to pay for the fucking toddler, they don't even consider all the tax payer money that goes to unwanted children
>actual funny comments
>dieing instead of dying
the girl runner just said she never finished this map before, yet she has 4th place for this category for speedrun.com? what the fuck is going on?
>go to event
>sit on facebook
can't women spend even 10 minutes without their smartphones and facebooks and twitters?
Guess I lucked out then. Cheers anon. Wednesday looks like it'll be great, hopefully by then these chucklefucks know how to do simple menial tasks that I wrote them a guide on anyway.
Why do you care about communication infrastructure in Syria so much?
>You don't have to go fast to do a speedrun.
Because I am not a fan of censoring American internet because your candidate is so retarded he thinks you can shut down American servers to stop Syrians from using the Internet.
Anyone else just sort of apathetic right now? I so badly want to become blisteringly mad at this run being approved, let alone being allowed to continue. But I just can't
I just can't
Preplanned damage control incoming.
>Because I am not a fan of censoring American internet
No one is doing that you fucking retard. Taking out the infrastructure in Syria to disrupt ISIS communications is a typical strategy, it has nothing to do with censorship or even American internet.
Are you literally from Reddit?
>You don't have to go fast to do a speedrun.
in his sub only hug box getting his dick sucked by enablers
I'm tempted to spend 5 bucks just to tell him how out of touch he is if he thinks spending all his time not facing reality and staying in a "safe space" is a good idea.
I like the one that has a /pol/tard wearing a mask that is just that retarded fallacy image you have there
>people actually post that image seriously and think it is a rebuttal and not a message to everyone to not bother fighting a wall of retardation
>Only a sith deals in absolutes.
>Only a sith
so boring, on easy there are barely enough enemies to get critical situation, the ai director has nothing to work with and can only spawn them right behind you to create critical situations
>Mr Trump, would you be for censoring the internet like North Korea or China?
>Yes I would
Also nice "if you don't think like /pol/ you are not from here even though /pol/ shit groupthink here is like 2 years old" shit. Fuck off back to your containment board
Are you implying George Lucas can't write???!?!
scripts don't help that much if you suck at strafing
t. Bunnyhop pro
Is the stream bugged?
I'm just getting a l4d2 let's play.
The run is so bad that anons are discussing politics instead
>goobergate anti-feminist christina hoff sommers
>anti-feminist christina hoff sommers
>christina hoff sommers
How are you allowed to keep breathing my air?
>knowing literally anything about politics
These are the same people who think him polling high in the republican primaries amongst ultra conservative republicans is irrefutable proof he will win the election.
>takes everything out of context
>screams /pol/ for no reason
It seems logic won't penetrate your skull. Have fun voting for Hillary, then.
Are you? Do you get your news from the Daily Show?