AGDQ 2016
Currently on: L4D2 let's play on easy without attempting any risky strats at all
How do you want your run, senpai?
>and it's nice to see you guys blitz through it
lmao this is nothing
GREETINGS
>>322603804
JUST
CRINGE
MY
SHIT
UP
>>322603804
JUST
comfy
leave her the fuck alone /v/, get over your terminal misogyny already
this L4D2 run
>My dumb game didn't get in?
>This run is shit!!!!
>I-I could do better! Even though that' why I'm not the one running the game!
Cool let's play guys.
Who else is reinstalling L4D2 here?
So.. How many of you still are virgins?
>old thread is on page 4
>new thread
Fucking hell.
>>322603804
slow as fuck desu
>>322603804
JUST
>>322603841
leave who alone? the guys are getting just as much shit
stop being sexist, shitlord
THIS IS NOT COMFY
EVEN FIRE EMBLEM AND ZELDA WAS COMFY
AGDQ IS DEAD
>a bi feminist Bernie Sanders supporter who likes to be choked
POETRY
>>322603767
First for benis
SJWs and tumblrinas inviting OTHER sjws and tumblrinas.
Seriously how is this even allowed? Just because you label yourself something crazy doesnt mean that what youre doing isn't corrupt as fuck
COSMO IS BACK
greetings from germany
>playing on easy
>using cheats
>didn't even bother practising strats beforehand
How did these clowns get a run in anyway, how many dicks did she have to suck
>>322603767
There are no risky strats for L4D2.
"""""""""""""Awesome""""""""""""" Games Done """""""""""""Quick"""""""""""""
1st for cummies
What is everyone drinking while watching Mediocre Games Done Moderately Fast?
>Let's Play on Easy with a girl gamer and friendly fire turned off
>not updated version
>easy mode
>"we kinda roleplay the characters" , "yeah im rochelle lol xD"
>Almir, the fucker from Overkill that decided that micro transactions was a good idea for Payday, donates 500 dollars
its over
this run is long lost
>>322603859
The only reason you're saying that is because you've never played Left 4 Dead.
Nothing about this is impressive.
SO
BAD
>Speedrun uses glitches
>"That's cheating. It shouldn't count as a speedrun!"
>Speedrun has very little glitches and tricks and therefore takes an hour plus
>"This isn't even a speedrun, it takes too long! It's a Let's Play!"
Every. Fucking. Year.
>>322603871
To prove that I'm better than these 4 fags? Yeah.
>WITCH LEVEL
I CANT WAIT FOR THE WIPE
This is so painful to watch
>>322603936
>3dpd
>>>/reddit/
post yfw you can run this game better than the current runners
>>322603916
You mean Narcissa?
OH WHAT I JUST GOT OWNED
>>322603874
>over 20
>still being a virgin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe you should work on your game instead of watching video games
POST YFW SUFFERING THROUGH THIS RUN
>>322603921
It's short and a recognizable modern game is why. That's what they care about at AGDQ, not skill or talent.
Reason I'll never donate to the cocksmokers
Post ideas for decent speedruns:
>emulated Perfect Dark/Goldeneye with the Mouse Injector mod turning it into a proper PC fps
>DMC1 with S ranks
>Super Mario World no Star Warp and no Cape
>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
>Dying to a witch on easy
>>322603941
Water
>>322603916
>Summit1g
What the fuck
>>322603891
>not making a new thread on bump limit
What slow-ass board are you from?
>>322603859
Well, I am sorry that I don't live in Amereica, at least I know that Source and Diesel engines are not remotely similar
Is there a very easy mode these guys can play on?
>>322603991
you nerds just sit there and bash runners with your mighty PERFECT standards, but i ask you: how much money have YOU raised to fight cancer by playing video games?
hmph. that's what i thought!
>>322603991
I run this fast on fucking Advanced
I thought I'd wake up to be impressed by Expert
>>322604003
>>322603991
>>322603964
Nothing about you is impressive. Why aren't you there running it, anon? Not good enough ;( ?
>>322604003
>>322604003
>not turning it off for this run
>>322603972
Only people who don't understand speed runs or the community use the first example though. For those involved in the community we all know glitches are a staple of speed running. Playing a game at "let's play" speeds isn't exciting anon.
>>322603972
Has it ever crossed your mind that the people who say this might be two different groups?
>>322604002
Reddit is down the hall, sir.
>died on easy
>it's a fast let's play
I've played with better randoms
>>322603859
>>I-I could do better! Even though that' why I'm not the one running the game!
Nigger, by that logic you can't criticize anything.
>This car drives like shit
>B-b-b-uilt a better one!
>This book is boring
>W-w-w-write a better one1
>This game isn't worth 60 dollars, the gameplay is shit
>M-m-m-make a better one by yourself!
Retard
EVERYONE CLAP SHE HELD E
>>322604002
I agree. Being over 20 and virgin is fucking pathetic haha. Haha... h-hah
>>322604003
>DYING
>ON FUCKING EASY
PULL THE PLUG
>>322603936
BEST
E
S
T
GIRL
I
R
L
>>322604026
Cashing in on the temporary speedrunning hype.
Literally stealing money from cancer prevention.
>>322604003
Sauce me anon
Boomer bile Idle strat...The run is over.
>>322604003
>DYING ON EASY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She did something, guys
>how do I get you up?
oh my god this is retarded
>>322604003
>>322604027
You make new threads when the old one is auto-saging at page 9.
>>322604062
>Not good enough
How good do I have to be? All I have to do is play on easy.
>>322604026
Isn't that the guy who stated watching him without subbing is piracy?
>dying
>don't know the controlls
>easy
End this already. I want it to stop.
>>322603941
Beer of a horribly cheap brand. Yourself anon?
>>322604062
I don't have the connections to get my speedrun of cookie clicker in.
Maybe if I had a tumblr and identified as a transexual genderbender mexican chupacabra
>>322604062
>Why aren't you there running it, anon?
Because she probably assumed like the rest of us that a speedrun is about going fast instead of casually playing the game.
>>322604003
>>322603936
Post qt jew to her right.
>>322604108
Someone sounds upset they didn't get into the run.
>>322604123
>generic "lol I'm so nerdy!" skank
>>322603972
They are fucking garbage period and shouldn't even have a slot.
>>322603991
These witch noises are turning me on
>>322604086
>>>/r9k/
>>322604161
Well if that's what you do, go ahead. Some anon will just make a thread at roughly 500 replies anyway
>did we change difficulty?
>it's still easy mode
holy shit
>>322604003
>Dying on Easy
>"Did we change difficulties?"
>>322604189
batida de coco like the fruity homo I am
>>322604003
>this got accepted
>all of cavemans games got rejected
WHO DECIDED THIS
I'LL FIND YOU YOU FUCK
this bitch doesnt even know the controls
seriously
>>322603941
some nice tasty christmas tea
how are they cheating? i see people talking about it but i missed what it was exactly.
I used to be in skype calls with this same yashichi years ago. We would play league of legends and he would overreact to EVERYTHING and get mad ALL THE TIME. It's kind of strange watching him speedrun like this. Generally, he was a pretty rude guy to everyone and severely autistic, he was always the odd one out of the group. I guess it makes sense. He also wouldn't stop talking about how he wanted to fuck lolis
>press E
Is there a way to contact the organizers about this? even twitch chat is cringing at this bullshit.
Is this some sort of social experiment?
>>322604086
Fucking virgin go to a hooker to lose your virginity.
>>322604108
No, it's more like
>"You drive this car so slow!"
>"Well why don't you show that you can drive it faster than me?"
>"Uhhh no thanks"
Pull the fucking plug
>>322604027
Probabbly /n/
>>322604272
To be fair, Caveman has some awful runs as well.
struggling on easy mode
>>322604207
Someone sounds like he doesn't have arguments
>>322604217
Please do not say that. I truly love my AGDQ audience waifu. Some may incorrectly say that she comes off as 'attention seeking', but such exaggerated claims are blatantly false. She's a strong beacon of hopefulness, looking outwards for a partner to patch a deep rift in her loving heart.
I'm getting a quote for a £190 single flight to Washington Dules DCA airport - leaving in 2 days. Quite a sharp price to pay. Regardless, our unrelenting love shall nullify any monetary concerns; as we shall attend a marriage ceremony shortly after my arrival in Virginia. Then onwards to a stop in the Bahamas (possibly with a layover in Barbados if the weather's pleasant), where we shall participate in some newly-wed intercourse during our honeymoon. I will then proceed to plant my seed inside her freshly-used womb, which will grow into two astonishingly beautiful children, whom we will name Elizabeth and Andrew, respectively.
i will fuck edobean
Why are they dying so fucking much?
Any Drama yet?
>>322604290
Not cheating just exploits which other games do all the time
>2 dead on easy mode
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>322604272
caveman got denied for this?
ok, im mad
>>322604249
Holy shit
>>322604246
It just doesn't make sense to me with the catalog and everything. The old thread is still alive, there's people posting on it, and it's on page 7.
>>322604318
Yes, but they are entertaining.
This isnt. This is horrible.
What the fuck is this shit?
>No witch please
>Can easily just crown them anyway
>>322604318
That's because "the double jump jester" chibbi put him off
Who wants to do some research to see if any of the games girls were participating in got denied?
>>322604330
But I do. You just didn't read them and proceed to keep crying on an anon image board. You sound mad as fuck tbqh senpai
please tell me they're getting the worst out first
it can't get worse from here on right? right?
i still will hold out hope for the afternoon runs
>>322604357
So did the gamer girl fuck the dyke who runs this shit or something to get a slot?
>>322604272
Caveman was just a one meme wonder. I'm glad he's finally irrelevant again.
>>322604313
I recognize that pussy!
> Awesome games done quick 20152016
They handed him the same fucking plug from last year
kek
>>322604363
Word.
I personally know yashichi, what do you guys want me to ask him after the run is over?
These guys would be kicked out of fucking pub game for going too slow.
>K-Keep those helmets flying! ;)
FUCK
ALMIR
FUCK
OVERKILL
This little shit is still trying to do whatever to regain respect that he fucking lost
>>322604403
It was like this last year, it wasn't until day 2 or 3 that we got blown away by some epic shit
At least that's the string of hope I hold onto right now
>GIRL GAMERS
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?
Please fucking mercy kill this run and ban these retards from future events
HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE LACK FUCKING BASIC KNOWLEDGE IN THE GAME THEY'RE 'SPEED-RUNNING'?
Guys, who's on the floor and why are they waiting for them to bleed out? What happened? Was that intended or was just a fucking bad jump?
Bro1g is learning how to speedrun
lets all watch him :D
>>322604123
she's an attentionwhore
>>322604363
They killed him.
>"marathon run"
>its not even an hour in
>>322604419
nope
>>322604334
>3d
>waifu
>>>/reddit/
>>322604363
20 minutes of a shitty game would be far better than 1:25 of public server crap.
>>322604307
No, it's more like you want to see a race with professional racedrivers, but they show you a housewife cruising around in her VW Jetta
>>322604453
Disgusting.
>>322604307
No it isn't. It's like calling a professional F1 driver shit. He's still better than me at driving, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's a good F1 driver.
What comes after l4d2?
FUUUCK THIS RUN HOLY SHIT
>dying
>on easy
>"first time lol"
I woke up 2+ hours early after sleeping through FE/Ages for this
I finally understand why L4D2 players votekick so easily
Shit like THIS
>>322604240
Use reddit any time
>people actually bitching about easy mode and glitches
>on a speedrun
You guys are fucking retarded.
Do i see it right no souls run this year?
Shit game list this year in general doesn't help.
>>322604450
It's a neat strat you can use where you don't have to help your teammates back up to finish the level if you unironically die on easy mode :^)
>>322604495
Darksiders 2
Stick around I have a feeling it's going to be cool
>>322604437
Ask him how the fuck did they manage to get accepted.
>>322604450
>why are they waiting for them to bleed out?
Slowly bleeding to death puts the "speed" in speedrunning
Is this the worst run in GDQ history? I think this might top even the Pokemon Blue and Fire Emblem blunde-o-ramas
>>322604437
1.Where do you get off?
2.What gives you the right?
>This is being streamed instead of Undertale
I'm only interested in Stepmania. It's too far away.
>>322604472
>2016
>not having a 1D waifu
>>322604363
I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>322604437
Ask him how they got in and report back with the answer.
>this lets play
>>322604526
They're complaining about easy because this barely qualifies as speedrunning. What they don't realize, not having played L4D2, is that this would still be the same shit on Expert.
>>322604547
Not even close. It's shit and boring but atleast they're getting through it and not wiping.
>>322604570
people already speedrun that?
I cannot wait to read the comments on the vod when it goes onto YouTube.
>>322604470
>doesn't know what "marathon run" means
Hi! Enjoying your first GDQ?
>Even if it doesn't work, oh well
That's not how speedruns work
>>322604015
>>Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
is this SERIOUSLY not on the schedule?
what the fuck
>>322604547
I said a week ago letting girls and those who cater to attentionwhores into GDQ runs was a huge mistake. We're seeing the results now.
>>322604574
I hope they got someone decent at it. I would be pretty pissed off if we got a random noone that struggles doing a heavy 7 song.
>>322604527
Bloodborne is in, that's a souls game
We can all agree any run involving more than 1 player, including races, are total shit right?
>>322604581
Thats technically 2d
>>322604603
is one of the runners wearing a "VIDEO GAMES" hat?
>>322604363
>actually thinking AGDQ is about charity or helping the sick and not making mad dosh via tugging at heart strings
fuck this I'm going to go watch Trump
>>322604621
>Comments disabled
>Amateur Gamers Doing Questionably
>>322604565
you got it. He was a friend of a friend's and we would talk be on skype a ton, he would get mad at everyone for the dumbest shit. He eventually stopped talking to all of us and left for the autistic speedrunning thing. It makes sense. Weird guy.
>>322604589
>>322604537
>>322604526
Hey, hey fuckwad. The difficulty literally changes nothing in L4D, the levels are just as fast.
And these guys are fucking dying on easy, negating even the notion that it's easier to run when you don't take any damage. This is plain fucking awful, get the fuck out of here. Go whiteknight back to neogaf.
AWESOME SJWS DONE QUICK
>>322603841
The entire run is shit
It's slow
It's a Lets Fucking Play
No strats to be found
On Easy
Someone DIED on easy, not because it's strategic, but because they were a shitter and dont know how to play the fucking game
>>322604453
Holy shit never saw this. They really are there just for the attention.
>>322604660
Who's this gormless fuck wit?
It's that fat broteam fuck isn't it?
>>322604006
>Short
>It's over 1 hour of this drivel
No.
>>322604547
not even close but it's boring
>>322604618
Yeah and it's pretty pathetic. The only skips are reloading the game during cutscenes.
>Awesome
>Awesome
>Awesome
JUST FUCK MY VOCABULARY UP
>>322604645
I liked the Borderlands 2 run in AGDQ 2014.
Yashichi and Urboykyle just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Speedrunning culture (I'm an expert), but speed and difficulty are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in streams where you can become successful by being an faggot. If you play slow and on easy, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the speedrunning autists, after hearing about this, is not going to want to watch your speedruns, nor will they invite you to AGDQ anymore. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Yashichi and Urboykyle has alienated an entire community with this move.
Yashichi and Urboykyle, publicly apologize, restart on expert and play faster or you can kiss your career goodbye.
>>322604618
People started speedrunning that at like the first month post release
>>322604682
The dislike bar will be enough.
>>322604661
I caught on when I saw one of the tech staff wearing a fucking skullcap.
Oy vey, squeeze these goofy goys out of their neetbux.
>>322604643
>not dark souls
Great job, sweetie
>>322604697
>pro abortion
>sjw
pls
>This part is pretty boring
They really mean the entire run.
>>322604497
>I woke up 2+ hours early after sleeping through FE/Ages for this
to be fair most of us turned off the stream it was so boring. this is somewhat entertaining even if for the wrong reasons.
>>322604526
The game runs the same speed regardless of difficulty, on expert you just have to play well instead of this casual garbage we're seeing.
And if they wanted real speedrunning they'd be bunnyhopping and using skips all around instead of this casual pub gameplay
Fuck
Off
>>322604625
of course i know what a marathon run is but using "it's a marathon so we get tired and kinda fuck up lol" is a really shitty excuse for this piece of garbage run
>>322604710
2 died
plus the girl had to ask how to help a teammate up, she didnt know the controls
>>322604739
That was interesting though, glitches, trashing the dev over voice chat, "We don't actually like this game we just speedrun it"
Rin a best!
>>322604737
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/
You clearly arent from here nor do you belong here. Leave, to your hugbox where your feelings matter. cunt.
>>322604697
Left 4 Dead attracts the worst humanity has to offer, I swear to god.
>>322604697
maybe she's one of those normal feminists who only support the good stuff. like pro-choice and sexual positivity
>>322604610
That is not the issue you retard.
>I don't know the controls
>Press E
>>322604514
>mfw i know the source
>>322604697
>liberal feminist
I would love to tear her pussy apart, though. Fuck her with all my anger and cum really deep inside her.
>>322604680
The nutjob businessman or the autistic hearthstone streamer?
>>322604645
suidt and ribbedkilla smw race is still my favorite gdq run ever so no
>Quit job because going back to school on the 18th.
>Be happy that I have two weeks of holiday, can watch ADQD
>Get called in to work today because "Anon, we need your help and you have to teach us how you did those things."
Fug. What am I missing?
>Fell under the boat and died
This run can't get any worse
>>322604798
show me her uterus
>all those 15 year old L4D players who said this would be a good run a few hours ago
>wiping on easy
jesus fuck christ
>>322604758
weird right? you'd think bloodborn would be more interesting to watch due to faster gameplay - but it is least itneresting souls speedrun for some reason
These fags can kill themselves all they want and no one bats an eye
That clash 2 runner makes actual funny comments about dieing and gets b&
This really grinds my gears
Le disappoint
>>322604640
I looked him up. He's a lot better than me.
I really hope they game over for massive keks
>>322604742
Yashicih was apparently "banned" or something for some meme tweet he did to the projecting monitor or something... something about CHRONO NI - TRIGGER" It's somewhere on his twitter. He was alienated a long time ago dude. He used to have a ton of beef with cosmo and cosmo (being a more popular speedrunner) turned the public towards yash
>>322604363
That sounds like a complete pity play.
>going under 75% health on easy
>>322604224
>the fucking eyes
jesus christ
>>322604830
>Fug. What am I missing?
You are missing a L4D2 Let's play on easy.
>>322604732
Hour and a half is much shorter than 6-8 hours
>YOU CAN GO IDEL
>there are fags ITT who don't play on Expert
>>322604785
Thanks for correcting me, I stopped watching it. Now I'm even more mad
>>322604697
Stem cells done quick.
OOPS
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MERCY KILL THIS RUN
>>322604363
>>322604730
It's a fat Canadian baby dolphin.
>>322604830
>Fug. What am I missing?
A Let's Play of L4D2 on Easy by people who don't even know the controls of the game.
>>322604830
Nothing, be glad you're not being subjected to this crap.
Is this the worst run yet?
It's just so fucking bad
>>322604842
any% bkh is better than BB and thats boring as fuck
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JUSTTTTTTTTT
>>322604886
I don't play shit games period.
>>322604816
>nutjob
Jeb pls go
>still dying on easy
>>322604636
>a week ago
nigga, we have know this for years.
>>322604742
>thinking anyone with a vagina won't get in for the autism bux they bring in
good joke
KILL ME
>I haven't finished an actual speedrun of this
top kek
300 attempts easy
FAILED EVERYONE
>WOMEN EVERYONE
>300 attempts
>doesn't know the most basic of controls
Does not compute
>tfw no adorkable girlfriend
>>322604809
>pro choice
>good
>>322604697
>you have no say, fellow female who does not share my opinion
holy shit gas the fucking planet, these people say this shit out loud unironically
>>322604504
top tier:
AGDQ 2011
AGDQ 2013
AGDQ 2015
ok tier:
AGDQ 2014
SGDQ 2014
poor tier:
all other SGDQs
why tier:
SGDQ 2015
AGDQ 2016
>>322604906
>NO MERCY
> tfw the bots fuck up less than the runners
Did the girl just say she's never finished a speedrun of this?
NEVER FINISHED IT.
It's funny how these people have no idea how much everyone hates this run, and wont find out until later.
>>322603836
>>322604809
>>322604910
Funny as the actual run is under an hour.
>stream wont load
I-I guess I didn't want to watch this anyway
>>322604848
kb or pad?
This is the future of AGDQ.
>>322604837
>15 year old L4D players would be 8 when the game came out
>>322604950
Yeah since SGDQ 2013, I was just saying a said that a week ago before this gdq began.
>no jokes
>no chemistry
>no speed
>nobody on the couch
>no donations
>no cancer beaten
>no knowledge of the game they're running
>no clue
>>322604504
agdq 2013 was the best 2bh
>>322605004
He uses a keyboard.
>>322603916
>>322603998
>>322604026
>>322604126
>>322604170
No Cosmo isn't back.
It's some faggot named Summit1g who literally just started learning how to run the game, Seriously started like fucking not even a week ago.
The other OoT runner is some fucking 100% try hard name ClintStevens and he sucks pretty fucking.
>GRRL GAME PLS SAVE ME FOR ONCE
>>322604697
she's right though
anyone who's pro-life is a retard who always uses logical fallacies to get their point across, mostly appealing to people's emotions
Your life shouldn't be ruined just because you want to have sex. What kind of fucking retard think that's logical? Even worse because all these pro-lifers aren't the ones who have to pay for the fucking toddler, they don't even consider all the tax payer money that goes to unwanted children
>>322604943
When will you be censoring the internet to stop ISIS from using it, Mr. Trump?
>>322604581
this is a 1D waifu you dumb baboon
>>322605028
What does two bh stand for?
>>322604843
>actual funny comments
>dieing instead of dying
>Le
>>322605002
You don't. Trust me.
>>322604830
Go do that work and get paid money. It's time better spent than watching the shit they're calling speedruns.
Where is Cosmo?
the girl runner just said she never finished this map before, yet she has 4th place for this category for speedrun.com? what the fuck is going on?
>>322604830
You should pay them for saving you from this.
>>322601850
>go to event
>sit on facebook
can't women spend even 10 minutes without their smartphones and facebooks and twitters?
LET
IT
END
SO CLOSE TO FUCKING SCREWING UP
>>322604809
That's not a feminist
that's a normal person.
>>322605051
what a cutie
>>322604925
>>322604919
>>322604880
Guess I lucked out then. Cheers anon. Wednesday looks like it'll be great, hopefully by then these chucklefucks know how to do simple menial tasks that I wrote them a guide on anyway.
>bunch of infected
>only three or four appear
>>322604910
Their loss, Fallout 4 is a pretty amusing run. Nothing like 3 and NV.
>>322604363
Sounds like bullshit to me
grant one of those wishes and suddenly everyone is a sickly french child who wants a minecraft speedrun
>>322605082
we need to dig deeper
>>322604910
>>322605080
>where is cosmo?
here he is
>>322604830
literally nothing. it's pretty boring at the moment.
so why are only some of the monitors are shown?
>>322605080
A R B I T R A R Y
just got here
how is this different from literally a lets play?
>>322605043
>just because you want to have sex
Maybe you shouldn't be so self-centered and irresponsible to get into these problems to begin with then?
>>322605082
What where I'll go beat her score now
>>322605080
ITS NARCISSSA U BIGOTED TRANSPHOBIC
>>322604974
>SGDQ 2013
>Poor
How?
>>322605051
MODS
Why is this allowed?
>>322605025
>no cancer beaten
>/V/ hating on these gamers as they always do
You don't have to go fast to do a speedrun.
>>322605113
>normal person
>not an enlightened conservative
>>322605046
Why do you care about communication infrastructure in Syria so much?
No one is even b hopping what the fuck
>>322604809
>sexual positivity
No idea what this means but it's probably feminist speak so go back to tumblr.
>>322605051
>jungle fever
>>322605096
To be fair, if I had to watch this event live, I'd hide on my phone too.
THIS IS THE FUTURE
YOU CHOSE
Post more good runs from previous years, please. Preferably glitch-heavy and funny ones.
>>322605178
>/V/
Nice
>>322605140
He couldn't look less like a woman.
GIRL CANT EVEN DO SIMPLE MANEUVERS
is this the worst gdq ever?
>>322605051
>vertical
lewd...
>>322605140
What is it about trannies and those socks?
>>322605025
LITERALLY A PERFECT GDQ
>>322605113
normal people call themselves feminists all the time.
>>322605136
>>322605159
http://www.speedrun.com/l4d2#Main_Campaigns_Co-op
>>322605156
>self-centered
>irresponsible
I'm sorry your virgin ass thinks it's a problem when you want to enjoy sex
>>322605153
To quote one of the runners: It's like playing normally... but faster.
>>322605139
That poor guy, he has no idea why he keeps getting rejected.
>>322605140
MY EYES ARE BURNING. Really wtf is wrong with him? Why is he now a tranny?
>>322604307
You want me to pull you over, throw you out of your car, get in it myself and speed away?
>>322605178
>You don't have to go fast to do a speedrun.
>>322605183
Because I am not a fan of censoring American internet because your candidate is so retarded he thinks you can shut down American servers to stop Syrians from using the Internet.
>>322605193
the tetris one was great if you haven't seen it
>>322605178
>>322605139
Anyone else just sort of apathetic right now? I so badly want to become blisteringly mad at this run being approved, let alone being allowed to continue. But I just can't
I just can't
>>322605113
>>322605193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYEZptUMXro
i had to check
holy shit is this run pathetic.
>>322605271
t. Bernie Sanders
>>322605221
My guess is it hides their ugly ass man legs but they still want to show a little skin.
>>322604453
cunts
>I though there was someone actually being good at video games
>awesome games done quick
>this run
even my wife's son can beat this faster
If you needed ANY proof that GDQ is dead and it's nothing more than a circlejerk normie meeting event where they do LPs to raise money for Uyama .. here it is
>>322605193
F-Zero run by CGN
best run ever done @ agdq
>>322605080
In the gas chamber.
>>322605237
you reap what your degenerate ass sow
>>322605160
Cosmo
>Cosmo
Cosmo
>Cosmo
Cosmo
>Cosmo
dun fucking goofed
>>322605025
>no clue
I lost it
>>322605178
>videogames dont have to be games
>no bhopping
>no skips
>no autism
>no fun
>nothing cool
>no idea of what they're streaming
why the fuck
>>322605248
Why does he get rejected?
>>322605234
Damm need a friend
My favorite game to speed-run is in this sad a state
>>322605305
Nah, I don't vote for republicans.
>>322605313
>even my wife's son
did she cheat on you or something?
This is the last campaign right?
I don't think they're running the DLC
>>322605313
>even my wife's son can beat this faster
Can you beat him faster though?
>>322605329
Abortion is legal here.
>>322605113
Preplanned damage control incoming.
Can't they just bhop everywhere? It is Source engine after all
Do we have a chat to monitor this autismfest?
>I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>322605295
>>322604453
Thats why I never fall for any girl acting cutesy
its always an act
>>322605328
Ow the edge
>>322605140
MY MIND WONDERS
>>322605414
They're not good enough for that.
The inclusion of this makes every denied run that much worse.
Where the fuck is Deus Ex. Or Quake. Or Doom.
>>322605271
>Because I am not a fan of censoring American internet
No one is doing that you fucking retard. Taking out the infrastructure in Syria to disrupt ISIS communications is a typical strategy, it has nothing to do with censorship or even American internet.
Are you literally from Reddit?
>>322605414
NICE HOPS DUDE
>>322605215
>the only one on the team who did an OOB
>"STUPID GIRL!!"
>>322605414
too hard for speedrunners :^)
>>322605414
You have to know how to play first mate
>>322605178
>You don't have to go fast to do a speedrun.
>>322605362
Which means your only viable candidate left is Bernie.
>>322605414
Too hard
>>322605080
in his sub only hug box getting his dick sucked by enablers
I'm tempted to spend 5 bucks just to tell him how out of touch he is if he thinks spending all his time not facing reality and staying in a "safe space" is a good idea.
>>322605253
That's just what happens when you start speedrunning.
>>322605414
Nah you need a script for that
It's been spammed a bit but this is what the run should of been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqcHwLi9loQ
>>322605370
We have an open relationship.
>>322605370
It was just a one time thing, so nothing to worry about.
>>322605402
I like the one that has a /pol/tard wearing a mask that is just that retarded fallacy image you have there
>people actually post that image seriously and think it is a rebuttal and not a message to everyone to not bother fighting a wall of retardation
>>322605434
>Only a sith deals in absolutes.
>Only a sith
>>322605431
>Fake Out
KEK
>>322605234
So it turns out half the team holds the 4th best record.
Mercy kill these chucklefucks' lives
>>322605370
He married used goods
>>322605370
No, her relationship is an open one. I'm in a closed relationship with her, though.
DEWD
DOOD
DUDE
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
DDDDDDDUUUUUUUDEDEEEEEEEEWD
>>322605231
no
they don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIR82pAdL1E
Cosmo please just say it that this is a good troll
wow this cancerous community actually chose dmc4 over 3
dmc4 vergil no less, the most op thing in the series
How are they taking so much damage on Easy
>>322605485
You will just be instantly banned by a mod. His chat is literally nothing but trannies now.
>I got owned
>in 2005+11
>support prevent cancer foundation
>with runs that give cancerxd
so boring, on easy there are barely enough enemies to get critical situation, the ai director has nothing to work with and can only spawn them right behind you to create critical situations
>I GOT OWNED DUDE
>>322605497
>dat pipebomb at the elevator
>>322605434
Anyone who validates nutjobs and sluts seeking praise for being sluts can go fuck themselves. I don't even care about your actual opinion, just go die in a fire.
>>322605401
Too bad it's not up to you unless you are the one with the vagina. Enjoy paying child support.
>>322605451
>Mr Trump, would you be for censoring the internet like North Korea or China?
>Yes I would
Also nice "if you don't think like /pol/ you are not from here even though /pol/ shit groupthink here is like 2 years old" shit. Fuck off back to your containment board
HOLY SHIT HER AIM
>>322605572
DO IT FROG
>>322605286
Things have changed
Pray, /v/
PRAY
for chokes on this map
>Disgracing "DOOD"
STAPH DOOD
>>322605221
Means less leg they have to shave.
>>322605497
Impressive
>>322605532
Are you implying George Lucas can't write???!?!
>Last Map
Oh thank fuck.
>>322605572
>>322605553
yes they
i mean fuck, even the famous goobergate anti-feminist christina hoff sommers calls herself a feminist.
>>322604710
Don't you remember the awesome cutscene skip by voting to start the next campaign :^)
>>322604057
I don't think cancer is worth wasting money on.
>>322605572
>>322605434
>not supporting the glorious anti-sjws
It's treason, then.
GIVE IT TO ME
>>322605583
MERROW FANTASIA
>>322605451
Are you clueless?
>>322605572
>>322605572
>>322605253
To still be listed as number 1 in OoT on some arbitrary transsexual runner leaderboard. He's just playing the metagame like when he bought that obscure Chinese console.
>>322605572
I wish I had cancer so I was dead and didn't have to watch this terrible L4D2 playing.
This.
Entire.
Run.
This was the one thing I wanted to see the most. My Hypes dead
Fucking normies ruining everything.
>>322605667
>anti-feminist christina hoff sommers
>>322605656
Of course not. It's like poetry.
Y'know, every stanza sorta rhymes with the last one.
>yfw the achievement for doing the bridge finale quickly pops up
Was that only on Expert?
Are all women like this?
>>322605575
>PCF prompt comes up
>Watching this stream will give you braincancer!
>Donate now for more prompts like these in future cancerous activities!
Would you?
>>322605607
Good thing I'm a girl then.
>>322605572
please end this shit. Do it for cancer
>i've watched this whole run
>>322605497
scripts don't help that much if you suck at strafing
t. Bunnyhop pro
>>322605751
Are all men like you?
>>322605572
>>322605572
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>322605572
DO IT
>>322605497
>ponyshit
No thanks
>>322605186
I think he means how women in society are generally shamed for openly enjoying a healthy sexual life
Is the stream bugged?
I'm just getting a l4d2 let's play.
The run is so bad that anons are discussing politics instead
>Easy Mode L4D2 Co-op
Why was this allowed?!
This girl is awful
this run so boring I entered /v/ for the first time in my life to see if it was being memed
is this place any good?
>>322605667
>goobergate anti-feminist christina hoff sommers
>goobergate
>anti-feminist christina hoff sommers
>christina hoff sommers
>anti-feminist
How are you allowed to keep breathing my air?
>>322605572
godspeed anon
>>322605775
Yes.
>>322605717
>Trump supporters
>knowing literally anything about politics
These are the same people who think him polling high in the republican primaries amongst ultra conservative republicans is irrefutable proof he will win the election.
>>322605614
>takes everything out of context
>screams /pol/ for no reason
It seems logic won't penetrate your skull. Have fun voting for Hillary, then.
>>322605717
Are you? Do you get your news from the Daily Show?
>>322605572
>Deleted
tfw the sweet release of it being over
NOT EVEN ALL OF THEM MADE IT
JUST RUSH THROUGH IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS
>time
IT'S DONE HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>322605572
2016 4chan
>>322605572
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>322605775
in your dreams
So despite /v/'s snark, that is now the second fastest record behind the WR
So what's the actual record on this? Were they really this bad?
it's over
IT'S OVER
You fags better ensure more cringey hilarity with some epic twitter screencaps
>>322605572
YES FROGPOSTER
>>322605572
i like this meme
>>322605572
FUCKING CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!
Frog got Got
adgq2016.jpeg
THANK FUCKINK GOD
>>322604249
Wouldnt this fucking hurt
>http://www.speedrun.com/l4d2#Main_Campaigns_Co-op
They got 2nd time, with THAT! WTF!
That was a pretty sweet run.
That was the worst fucking run of all time.
>>322605823
>party polls don't matter in primaries
t. Bernie Sanders
IT'S OVER, IT'S FINALLY OVER
>>322605806
Female runner.
>>322605572
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh speedruntards?
>>322605414
They said at the start it was too hard.
>6 men and 1 female.
What happens now?
>>322605802
How's 1950, anon?
Finally.
What's next?
>>322605739
my point is that she debates radfems all the time. alot of people like her because she is against alot of feminists. im not saying she is actually anti-feminist
>>322605572
Fuck off, don't bring the FBI to /v/. I don't want to shitpost against FBI agents and tell them their favorite game is shit.
>>322605572
lmao
>>322605893
>>322605857
>>322605850
1h 07m 30s
>>322605829
will he do it?
>>322605827
this
Why the fuck do people even bother typing something in the Twitch Chat when it moves so fast?
>>322605572
yo thats illegal dude
>>322605572
>Deleted
Better do it pussy
Darksiders 2 is a boring run as well guys...
Is this just confirmation bias or do they really love the FF4 soundtrack?
>>322605740
Truly, Lucas is a master poet
>shooting up an empty room
le faggot frog
>>322605887
I guess literally everyone who runs this game is an idiot.
>>322605887
>Cheating
>Valid run
Son...
>>322605893
>FF4
Whoever is playing the music is my nigger
>>322605838
>tfw do it faster playing casually with friends
>>322605572
>>322605572
>>322605572
what was it
>>322605908
What did I miss?
>>322605906
its only just begun
I heard that God Bless whoever that was.
>>322605802
>healthy sexual life
this does not mean what you think it means
>>322605572
OH BOY
>>322605825
>out of context
Negro there was no out of context, wolf asked him a fucking question in the debate and it was simply that. Then Trump went on for 5 minutes deflecting the question until Wolf pushed him for a final answer and those exact words and exchange I typed is what happened.
Don't blame me your candidate is such a retard he fucked up and flubbed worse than Biden.
Also nice hypocrisy there
>criticizes me for calling him /pol/
>literally ended his last post saying I am reddit for knowing anything about politics and not just blindly following a retard who shouldn't be within 600 lightyears of any position of power
GUYS ITS FINALLY OVER
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BELIEVE IT
>>322605919
She's not against a lot of feminists, she's against crazies that call themselves feminists.
>>322605739
>>322605814
jesus christ did you guys even the rest of my sentence?
>christina hoff sommers calls herself a feminist.
Darksiders 2 Any% up next
>>322605973
It said you're a faget
>>322605887
Not relevant. They played the nonpatched version of the game.
>>322605886
No because the flame isn't long enough on his face to do any damage.
>>322605772
Yeah I actually speedrun this game with the scripts but valve had it disabled so you can only do like two/three hops without the script as tanks were moving super fast and breaking the game
I really wanted /v/ to see how cool the game actually is when your going really fast and doing cool jumps and tricks but they just made a joke of the game
that has to have been the worst "speedrun" so far
>>322605370
its a meme you dip
>>322605967
one of the sda admins speedruns ff4, he's prolly responsible
>>322605667
>goobergate
why are you speaking like a retarded baby?
>>322605572
>this anon is serving a life sentence now for a joke
That girl is hot, and that run was finedeal with it nerds.
at least this music is nice
>>322605973
your mom blowing some dudes
>>322605973
>Not having 4chan x
Seriously nigger?
That couch must be awful heavy :^)
>>322605973
>>322605943
There's like 100k connected. Say 10,000 are using chat. If 1000 of them all type then its going at blazing speed. 1%.
It's probably more like 0.5% or 0.25%
Somebody better sniff her chair.
>>322605905
Sorry m8 I don't know what t. means
I don't browse your containment board.
>>322605887
This wasn't the newest version.
Lots of shortcut were patched.
Jeez, imagine the smell of the couch
>>322606054
>3d
>hot
>>>/reddit/
>>322605973
it was cp of a guy rubbing a frog on a babies genitals
>>322606018
CHRIST can't they just do a good game for fucking once
>>322605923
Would you rather prefer CIA?
Can the GooGooGaGas please gtfo of the thread pleaes?
>>322606052
He's being shocked by the FBI as we speak
>>322606038
on par with me and your mum faggot.
It wasn't a good speedrun, in fact I told the bitch to shutup and suck for hours on end.
Who was the fag wearing the VIDEO GAMES hat?
>>322606082
Are you implying .t is a /pol/ may may?
>>322606012
They're reacting to the fact you made a baseless and retarded accusation, retard.
How is she not a feminist?
THICK
>>322606052
well worth it
What was the post?
Name one good female speedrunner besides the alien girl that runs octodad.
>these threads were fun years back
>now it's just /pol/ retard bitching like every other /v/ thread
>>322606046
Because it always pisses you groovy gophers off.
>>322606154
WHITE
thick pink girl
>fat girl
>wearing a pink hoodie
>holding a pig plushie
why ?
>Stuffed pink rabbit thing
C U T E
>>322606105
Only if the BooBoos shut the fuck up
>>322606096
>>322606096
hello idiot, there is a fucking spreadsheet of the games they will play.
>fat pig plushies allowed
>2hu not allowed
JUST
FUCK
MY
EVENT
UP
HIGH TEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
>>322605497
shit thats good
>>322606003
I'm sorry you lack the brainpower to recognize nuance and take everything literally like a retard.
Don't vote in 2016.
>>322606082
You too, don't vote. Ever.
>>322606054
She reminds me of a girl I know irl and she's the biggest prick I've ever known
>>322606025
>>322606086
What was even the point of that run? Waste of everyone's time.
>>322606185
COCKS
>>322606012
But she isn't an anti feminist, I quoted the part where you were wrong.
>>322606154
I bet shes on her phone posting nudes to you right now, you naughty dog.
>Girl gets to bring dumb autismo bunny toy
>But no touhous
>>322605572
>>322606203
>fat pig allowed
>all the fun people are banned
>>322606182
>merely pretending
keep fighting the good fight
fuck ethics in video games!
>>322606203
>2hu not allowed
What, really?
>>322606140
I'd assume it's eithe r/pol/ or /int/ as I have never seen the meme used for any reason but racism/politics.
Point is you're expecting people to know your meme when not on your home board. Suggest heading back.
T H I C K
FUCK THE COUCH SON SHE CAN SIT ON MY FACE
>>322606154
GIRTH
fatty tries to balance itself?
literally a ham beast
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER COUCH
>>322606172
Adrian for the speedrun most dicks at a single event category
>>322606176
maybe if AGDQ wasnt run by a sjw tumblrina who invites other sjw tumblrinas just because they share the same batshit insane beliefs and ruin the event with shitty games and gameplay?
I saw a jew.
>fat girl
>jew
>cuck haircut guy
OH MY GOD DONT TELL /pol/
MAN THE HARPOONS
>>322606009
>>322605553
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
im literally arguing with both sides, stop being dense.
SO CHILL AND COMFY VOICE
>>322606257
MEATY
>>322606203
2hu isn't allowed?
why?
>>322606052
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
>>322606207
That isn't me but I do the exact on another map
>>322606252
I'm not even that anon in the first place. Just saying it's actually a common way to quote someone. It's not even a /pol/ may may.
>>322606249
Yes.
>Do anything without permission
>You are banned and the thing is banned
>>322606194
Plushie's are always welcome
>>322605919
By that logic /v/ is anti-gamer.
Fuck off with that moronic logic.
Noirtrap when?
>>322606248
Go back to the disco you fucking gopher.
>>322606249
They've basically banned people from doing anything that made past ADGQ's fun to watch. I don't even get why people watch this anymore.
>>322606271
holy fucking thighs
HIGH TEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
>>322606283
After you stop spreading nonsense.
LANDWHALE IS HERE
>>322606172Cosmo
>>322606249
yes, normies thought they were little girl sex toys.
doesn't help that Blueglass looked like he was fucking Reimu on the couch
Jack black is looking like a fag these days
>>322606305
COCKS
>>322606268
not even a rival
I want her to sit on my face
>>322606284
FUCKING THIS
>>322606336
/v/ is anti-gamer retard
Shit i just saw the plushie, thought you guys meant the tumbler whale
WE FOUND MOBY DICK BOYS.
MAN THE HARPOONS.
OIL FOR YEARS TO COME.
>>322606249
They're trying to appeal to normalfags. Too many weebs among speedrunners
>>322606052
>everyone that replied will check their computers checked
>>322606172
Essentia. Best thighs in speedgaming.
WHO IS SPEAKING?
>>322606337
Half life 2 in 2 days
>>322606271
taylor alpha as fuck
>>322606272
/pol/ why do you never get that your delusions do not equal reality?
>>322606324
>Just saying it's actually a common way to quote someone.
Never seen someone use t. to quote someone in 10 years on 4chan, not until that retarded we wuz kings maymay started
>>322606315
blueglass started rubbing one in his croch and soccer moms though they were sex dolls
>>322606268
why are people calling this obese fuck "thick"
This music should be the landwhales theme song when she walks about
>>322606401
But anon, whale oil is practically worthless in the modern age!
What's with the jewish Louis Theroux in the top right corner?
>>322606172
You better not be implying that Geoff's alien girlfriend is good.
>>322606378
You wouldn't survive anon.
>>322606378
Miss Piggy why....
>>322606315
>>322606426
>10 years on 4chan
You haven't been on here for 10 years faggot. Don't lie.
>if it's not posted on 4chan it means it's not true!!
How autistic can you be?
>>322606349
More like high cholest
>>322606271
Who is this jizz wizz?
Is that Cosmos gf? why did he become gay?
>>322606378
Second this
>>322606176
If you consider everyone else /pol/, perhaps it's actually you that is wrong?
>>322606378
With all respect, that's the worst kind of figure. I like fat in right places, just like the next guy, but small breasts with that body. Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM
THARRRR SHE BLOWS
>>322606446
Because she's clearly dumb as shit?
>>322606378
your neck would break
Who is this golden voice?
>>322606462
WHO EVER SAID WE'D BE USING IT FOR ECONOMICAL USES?
ROUNDS ARE ON ME.
>that glorious mane
>that obese woman
The contrast is blinding
>Be handsome as fuck
>be gay
How many cocks do you think I could drain at AGDQ/SGDQ if I wenmt?
>You are banned from talking in gamesdonequick for 3418 more seconds.
>>322606315
wich 2hu wuld u fug?
>>322606492
Was that a dog
I'd hang out with her desu.
>>322606340
So wait, did they ban fumos or 2hu games? I remember watching a 2hu doujin game run last year.
>>322606378
>>322606510
HMMM. DFC. LOW TEST FAG HERE IS JUST JELLY.
BATTLE ON THE BRIDGE
BATTLE ON THE BRIDGE
C H U N G O
H
U
N
G
O
>classic FF OST power hour
Best part of AGDQ 2016 so far
>>322606560
All of them.
Every
single
one
>>322606426
You need to go outside more, holy shit son
THAT HAIRCUT
TOP KEK
>>322606507
sometimes the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many
>this announcer
MY EARS ARE CUMMING
>>322606405
the sounds like the midget man who also does interviews
>>322606560
Marisa, Japonese Goburin, and Reymu for greatest threesome
>>322606378
her butthole is covered in poop probably, i imagine she can barely reach to wipe
>>322605572
SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>322606352
>>322606336
>>322606150
OK. HERE WE GO I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY I SAID ANTI-FEMINIST.
I WAS REPLYING TO THIS PERSON
>>322605553
WHO DOESN'T THINK FEMINISTS CAN BE NORMAL PEOPLE.
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT UP CHRISTINA HOFF SOMMERS. WHO HE WOULD CONSIDER TO BE ANTI-FEMINIST, AKA A NORMAL PERSON.
BUT WHO AS WE ALL KNOW IS A REGULAR OLD FEMINIST.
NOW GET OFF MY BACK YOU FUCKING AUTISTS.
>>322606551
>>322606551
>>322606551
>>322606551
New thread
me btw
>>322606560
Song name?
>>322606560
Chen on her most fertile day.
>>322606629
I'll wipe her with my tongue.
>>322606620
>potato tits
>the announcer is fucking good
wtf?
>>322604453
>EVERYTIME
EVERYTIME
>EVERYTIME
EVERYTIME
>EVERYTIME
EVERYTIME
>Transformers devastation next
YES PLEASE!
Oh my god they barely fit on
WHO HERE WAVE RACE
>>322606691
>/v/ impressed by generic deep nerdy male voice
I'm not surprised, faggots
>>322606648
>being this assblasted
how do they all fit on that couch is a mystery
>>322606648
No, what he said is that normal people don't go calling themselves feminist. And that's true, normal people don't identify by their political or sociological beliefs.
When you are discussing sociological issues, it would be relevant to describe yourself as a feminist, but to describe it as part of who you are is absurd.
>>322605787
here's your reply that noone will even see
>NA couch
heheh amerifats
Someone has told me that they played alien swarm.
Was it on Brutal Onslaught?
>>322606815
>getting told
>y-youre just butthurt.
classic.
PE T T I NG
E
T
T
I
N
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>>322606828
do you go outside? like at all?
plenty of people call themselves feminist, it might not come up in normal conversation, but alot of people most definetly do.
>>322606648
>being this triggered
but seeing as you are a feminist it's not all that surprising
but christ you are an embarrassment aren't you?
Literally you are now the last panel of a strawman comic screaming "I AM SILLY!" while the author's self insert looks smugly at you.
Go outside.
>SETS THE SLIDER STRAIGHT TO EASY
>>322607142
not once did i call myself a feminist.
but you are correct, your idiocy is triggering.
>>322607227
>>322607365
only feminists get triggered though
>>322607227
>>322607418
>implying /v/ doesn't get triggered on an hourly basis.
snowysnowwolf, what a username
>failing several strats in a row
DUDE
>>322604775
>anti pro-life
>not an sjw
doubleplus pls
>>322607496
that's not called being triggered.
>>322604697
What's the problem? You have to be a special kind of retarded to be pro-life.