>main character has an American accent

>>322570450

???

Americans don't have an accent. Our speech the default; other countries are the ones with accents.

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, they're red, white and blue.

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>>322570450
>main character has an anti-freedom accent

>>322570450
American accents don't exist m8

>default health item isn't a burger

What is this communist shit?

>>322570450
>Main character speaks normally
Yeah? What's the problem?

>>322570450

Isnt it true that american english has remained somewhat static since the 1700's whereas British English has been slowly corrupted?

Which would in fact mean that Americans speak English better than the english?

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> be American
> ring neighbors' doorbell
> get shot
> $500,000 hospital bill + 15% tip

>>322571449
considering we pronounce the 'r' sound properly, we speak english better than the english by default

>>322571496

wow. the homeowner will be spending a lot of time in jail

>>322571115
Americans have a neutral accent, while some in the south have a fuckyourownsister accent. North of the south you have the dirty Jersey's and Yankee doodle 's. The mid Westerners bobby's world don'tcha noo. And then the britbongia french dandy pussy high pitch redcoats

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>>322570450

>Mfw I learned the main character in witcher has an American accent

It amused me to no end
Almost bought 3 because of it

>>322571747

its okay
hes a white teen not a black teen

>>322571870
>americans have a neutral accent
correction. northern/eastern united states citizens have a neutral accent. if you come from southern new jersey, maryland, etc., you have a neutral accent, unless your area borders new york or canada
rural pennsylvanians and philadelphians have some weird affectations (like "yinz") and new yorkers sound retarded

>>322571496

Land of the free.

>>322572087
>white teen
That homeowner's going to get the electric chair then.

>>322572087

Well to be fair if a black teen is at your door at 1 31 am he probably is invading your home

>>322570450
I'm sorry, but american's don't have accent. American speech is the default, just like mexican is the default spanish speech

>>322572301
well you know them black teens..

he probably didnt do nothing wrong and hes a good boy

>>322572301

no, black teens just invade your mum

>>322571747
>what are castle laws
doubt he even got to rang it. guy probably had do not trespass signs up and this little faggot walked on his lawn anyways

>>322572548
the little faggot was white

no cares

>>322572548

Castle laws don't cover someone ringing your doorbell