Let's make a game together /v/! How could that possibly go wrong?
I already made the main character. What is his goal? What can he do?
He's a self-aware drawing inside a computer. His goal is to escape off the computer, whether by getting online or transferring himself to external media like a USB drive.
He can use any of the ms paint tools to draw items (and creatures/people including more copies of himself) to use in his quest.
He murdinates everything with his nonexistent fists on a quest to be the only living being in the universe.
Also, xe's <insert dumb SJW gender here>. The game has a lot of lens flares and achievements.
Xe was adopted by 2 trans mothers and they both died to a mysterious hunter who xe must now hunt down using a cross bow that shoots lgbt dildos
Plot twist, the hunter is xe's power bottom brother and saved xe from the trans mothers because they were patriarchal, cis white men servants in disguise.
Look Garflondo, it turns out my right leg was my dick all along!