AGDQ 2016 https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule On right now:

de gay

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Does Cosmo have cancer?
He always looks like he has cancer.

>>322509349
cuck

>tfw didn't make the list

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>>322509349
>Goose not in elder tier

Nice blog m8

>>322509349
and I've already been taking pepto bismol since yesterday.

>>322509574
whatever

L O L

https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissa_Wright

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>there's still an hour of this bullshit left

i mean i like spike, but i could not possibly give less of a shit about rayman games.

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>mom brought home wendys

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>322509613
>>322509502
whoops

Fuck I feel like I'm going to throw up out both ends.

>>322509349
why do you faggots like watching this shit? it's so fucking boring i don't get the appeal at all.

>>322509349
Is Peaches runing anything this year?

also
>PJ not elder god

>>322509678
What did you get from there lad

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>Puncayshun not in eldergod/great

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>mom left home
>isn't bringing anything back
Kill me.

>>322509662
rayman 1 is pretty fun to watch

Why aren't they banning these threads on /v/ yet?

>>322509565
He must have something wrong with him.

RAYMAN CONFIRMED MOST BORING RUN

I wish I still had the picture of a denied speedrun last year where some guy submitted a 11 hour speedrun and Uyama denied it, commenting "fuck off"

>>322509628
>https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissa_Wright

>years active: 2006-present
>present

pretty sure they don't run games anymore.

SOOOOOOOO RANDOM

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>COMPLEEEEEEEEEEETELEEE RAAAAAANDUUMMMM O__o

People on /v/ actually like this guy?

>>322509824
Hello newboi

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>>322509349
>cosmo
>not elder god

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>mom brought home a little girl


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH

>RNG

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>>322509782
No, peaches is not allowed
It's a crime

>>322509824
Because we've always had GDQ threads on /v/. It's a tradition.

>>322509824
Oh fuck off, these threads will disappear after this is over.

>>322509628
clearly written almost entirely by cosmo

>states run hardly has any RNG
>proceeds to die, a lot.

So, he's shit?

My wife's son wants to get into speedrunning.

What game should he start with?

>have the stream playing on my big tv in the livingroom while I cook dinner
>girlfriends son turns it off to watch some MTV horse shit
>yell at him
>he starts crying and runs to call and tell her as she's away on a charity mission in Africa

I hate this fuckin kid

I LIKE THAT JUMP

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brb guys
I'm gonna wait out this rayman run and play some vidya in a meanwhile.

>>322509628
WHAT THE FUCK COSMO CAME OUT AS A TRANNY? HAHAHAHAH MY SIDES

>>322510017

Whatever game he is most familiar with.

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>>322509810
my mums not home yet m8, should i ask for some in n out?

My wife's son is currently dying of cancer, im donating a great money to this great cause

Chibi has a gf and you don't.

>>322509824
When will you suck my cock bitch boii

>>322510034

>girlfriend's son

Nice meme.

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Rate Chibi's gf.

>>322510117
Her name is now Narcissa, shitlord.

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>>322510017
>wifes son

>>322509824
>an event made up of people playing gamers
>/v/. A board about Video Games

Gee, I wonder why this thread isn't being deleted?

I miss Monkey Ball.

>>322510034
le cuck

>>322509758
So why post?

>>322510167
now i have to quote wife's son and call you a cuck right? is that how this meme works? :D

>>322510213

11/10, who is she?

>>322510213
Daddy issues desu senpai

A normal woman would not be able to put up with even 5 minutes of Chibi's bullshit. Fuck, I can't even put up with 5 minutes of Chibi's bullshit.

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>>322510017
>>322510034
>>322510167
>one year later and the cuck meme still won't die

You faggots don't even use the word properly.

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>there are people who didn't buy the new Rayman games

>>322510213
Looks like the girl I'm trying to fuck

>>322510213
Unfucked out of 10. Chibi will never get laid.

>>322510274
I missed Monkey Ball.

Damn, now this is fast!

>>322510149
>>322509678
>>322509810
I don't get this meme. It is just a meme right?

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No idea what this is, nor do I care.

I do care about the autism that ensues though.

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Who's hyped for the return of the Cuck King?

>>322510397
based newshit

>>322510213
It's a little boy. Chibi is gay and has said so in his livestreams.

>>322509628
>writing your own wikipedia article

>>322510340
It has been a lot more than one year, and if you haven't adopted the new meme usage of the word "cuck" by now, you're a permanewfag

>>322510397

I feel depressed just reading the posts, so let's hope.

post more based noir

weeeee
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e
e
e
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New Super Mario Bros. U is more entertaining and takes more skill than this game.

>>322510245
>cartoonposter not onto the bantz

>>322510397
I sure hope so

>>322510149
I'll ask ur mum for some in n out bruv

>>322510242
I always knew he was a fag. No man paints his nails

FUCKING CHRIST MUST AMERICANS CLAP AT EVERYTHING?!>!?!??!?!?!?

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obligatory

>>322510149
You fuckin' know it. Do it b4 it's too late.
>>322510397
No memes here, friend.

Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!

>>322510213
Insane/10

>>322510469
noir is about as far from based as it gets

he's a little bitch

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>>322510213

>>322510034
Alex, come on man, I know you're not that big of a cuck.

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>This run

[heavy breathing intensifies]

>>322510213
>gf
it's a man

>>322510585
based qt desu

>>322510568
Essentia is cute!

>>322510438
So what's this guy's story? Chibi loses to John Numbers and goes Full Nu-Male, but this guy had his wife fucked right out from under him and he still presents himself as a man? Why?

GREETINGS FROM SWEDEN MY WIFE'S SON LOVES SPEEDRUNNING BUT WERE ALL IN MOURNING SINCE OUR FAVORITE BULL DIED FROM CANCER LAST WEEK SO HERES 50 BUCKS AND ILL DONATE ANOTHER IF YOU CAN BRING OUR BULL BACK

>undermeme not being speedrun
thank fucking god

https://youtu.be/EHA1qxsLH-0

My mom's husband wants to play games with my but I want to watch other people speedrun games
what do /v/?

>>322510507
>cuckposting is now quality bantz

top jej

>>322510498
The problem is that this is both incredibly floaty and a collectathon
Both dont exactly make for a fun watch

not sure if spike is cringe or not.

these threads are the worst they've ever been, they shouldn't even be a thing anymore honestly

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>>322510468
>I feel depressed just reading the posts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

Rank the runs so far

Monkey Ball 1 > Banana Blitz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rayman

>>322510679
That's because it's an incentive.

>>322510340
you seem to have an intimate knowledge of cuckoldry and its proper customs please enlighten me

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>>322509349
>pure feces tier
>Witwix

One of the only runners with a sense of humour and doesn't behave like a total sperglord, good job

>Cosmo
>shit tier
I agree, that's why Cosmo got reborn into elder god status Narcissa Wright

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>>322510382

It was being run by a pedophile who was very open about his lust for the baby.

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>>322510468

>tfw live alone in a small, shitty apartment and don't have anyone that cares enough about me to bring me food while watching or playing games

>>322510578
Why do Germany suck so much?

Is Legends any good compared to Origins?

I watched during the summer any notable runs I should watch on YouTube this winter?

>>322510762
At least we got baby balls from the monkey runs.

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If evens, I play bloodborne after kirby 64 until mario 64.

If odds, I keep watching this shit show.

If 69, I go out and do my best to get laid instead.

>>322510705

I used to think that about NSMBU but it's possible to blaze through levels through twitch platforming.

Wait, didn't only 1000 lums existed in rayman lore?

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You know, if Anthony Burch's wife becomes pregnant, we'll have our first genuine cuckold in the entire gaming industry.

>>322510694
>my butt

>>322510813
Get out of here Cosmo

>>322510735
Imagine a whole legion of gaylords, each commanding gayknights and gayconscripts.

>>322510665
That's Stiv, the one who did the cucking.

>>322510847

Nigga I'd rather live completely alone than live with my parents past 18.

>>322510859
origins is better, both are good.

>>322510708
You think this is bad? One thread last year had 4000 instances of the word 'cuck' in it.

>>322510813
>narcissa

Even his tranny name is autistic sounding. Why couldn't he pick something normal instead of going full retard. Dude had it set as well, he could have lived off of twitch for the rest of his life with how many viewers and shit he had.

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>>322510213
Wow

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>>322510213

>dude doesn't care about time
>actually restart to show off the tricks

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>>322509628
>https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissa_Wright
>Narcissa
Out of all the names, fucking Narcissa?

>>322510837
It's a grill, she can't be a pedophile, she's just pansexual anon!

>>322510017
IT JUST NEVER ENDS

>>322510837
>that woman
Oh my god. I want her to treat me like an overaffectionate mum.

>>322510904
>No legend indicating which line is which
GOOD JOB!

>>322510969
HOYP

>>322510969
My name is chibi and I hate every single one of you.

>>322510665
No. Stiv fucked Sam's wife Tolki at SGDQ 2014.

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>>322510871

shiiit, can't escape

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>>322510969
That's not a girl, is it

>>322510578
>no my wife's son
5/10

>Restarting to show off tricks
Is this a let's play or a speed run?

>>322510708
They're at a point where I just want to see how bad they can get

I can't imagine how they'll look at the end of AGDQ

>>322511027
Try to guess, fucking retard.

>>322510872
Was NSMBU the game they posted Mario Club videos for? That shit is hype

Why the fuck is CalebHart in shit tier? Because /v/ is threatened by his muscles?

man there is no dustforce :(

>>322510213
looks a million times uglier in
>>322510969

>>322510691

Wew

is this a lets play

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>good game soon

>>322511175
Because she didn't get to manipulate the camera angle. Women do this all the time in their photos.

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man twitch chat is fucking awful jesus fuck

>>322511158

Yeah, it's a shame no one runs it.

>>322510801
>haha he's a redditor just like me and loves memes he has great humor!!

end your life

Cronikeys was always the better tranny

>>322511194
it's a (fast) let's play

actually watching this is kinda boring
so why is it so fun

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>>322511175
That's how faces work.

my moms office friend Mike just bought me a pair of noise cancelling headphones and said I could watch agdq in my room all night if I wanted to.

>>322510965
He lost 90% of his viewers when he started playing smash.

>>322510665

>that post

you have basically every single fact wrong you complete dumbfuck. please be trolling.

Greetings from LA!
I was diagnosed with cancer last year and my wife's son was diagnosed with a tumour a few months ago. We both love watching ADGQ and the awesome work you do, so here's $60 to help kick the cancer out my butt! Also save those frames!

>>322510969

Uh, can I still change my 11/10 score to like a 5/10? I'd still do her, but only on a drunk night.

>le sigh

>>322511171

Pretty much, /v/ is intimated by the fact he lifts and his a cute girlfriend who loves him. Not to mention the fact he makes wayyyyyyy more money then the average guy off of donations and investments.

kirby 64 will be hype, for once they get the actual world-record holder who is basically leagues ahead of everyone else

LE SIGH

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>>322511252
>twitch chat
>flash
>taking a screenshot from mspaint

>Le

Is this 2010?

>>322511252
Jesus christ anon, how can you possibly fuck up this badly?

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>le sigh
>lay sigh
>le = lay

LE SIGH

>le sigh

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>le sigh

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>>322511252

>LE SIGH

>>322510904
>Those donations decreasing

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>>322511252

>Razor

My man.

If PYKN doesn't run Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon this year I'll kill myself.

Did they throw out YSG for being too loud?

>>322511252

Jesus christ faggot, what the hell even is that screenshot?

>>322511363
why is rapelay bannd on tiwtch ?

MY

MIND

WANDERS

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>He deserved it

dat kebab music

>>322511451
No he's just not laughing because this run isn't fun

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>>322511312
oh ha ha I guess you're right

>>322511175
Thanks for pointing the obvious, retard.

>>322511484
not enough memes

>>322510708

they get significantly better after 11 pm CST

>>322509349
>elder gods
>Blueglass aka YSG

Literally 12 year old humor

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Why?

>>322511339
I mean, he's a personal trainer and a chef on top of streaming during the days he has off and sometimes after work. He's making bank.

Meanwhile /v/ is stuck in their bedrooms taking anxiety medication.

Just started watching, this game is beautiful, is it better than DK Tropical Freeze? Haven't played Rayman since the PS1

Nose honking is sexist.

>>322511252
Do you not know how to take a screenshot?

>Can i say i love how he honks her nose all the time
>Silence
>That's pretty hilarious...

>>322511569
To make Bertin finally hang himself.

>>322511574
He's just jealous that she's your wife.

>>322511451
>>322511521

>YSG, you gotta stop laughing, man. You're distracting from the run
HA HA HOO HAAAA!
>YSG, please.
JA JA JA!

>>322511027
>one line has decreasing values
>one does not

Gee, I wonder which one the donation line is.

Has anyone here not been banned from chat yet?

Perma-bans are too much!

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Give me one good reason why you haven't donated yet.

GERMANY
E
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M
A
N
Y

>the announcer saying anything but reading donations
Ban this clown

>>322511574
Post pic

>elder gods
>blueglass

He's a shit speedrunner and you all know it. He needs to be banned from every event, too.

>>322511593

Yeah pretty much. Caleb is so much better then your average person who speedruns its unreal. He is what every /v/irgin should aspire to be.

Why do these guys seem so uncertain of parts of this run

>>322511672
I don't pay for memes

>>322511645
>my wife's

>>322511593

Isn't he the one who got swatted and didn't stop playing as his mom dealt with the police?

>>322511647
Damn you are right, thanks!

>>322511672
Because it's that cancer group that spends donation money on printing pamphlets rather than on research

>>322511672
I would rather buy fast food than donate to this.

>>322511624

DK is more of a precision platformer, while Rayman is faster and speed-based. Both are fun for different reasons, but Rayman looks the best by far.

>no Trihex solo run
0/10 fuck mario maker

>witwix in feces

Fuck off, he's the least autistic person at the events. He actually provides slightly funny commentary.

>>322511661
>>322511661
I remember I got auto permabanned at some point last year but I can't remember what I said. They really need to clear bans every time they do a new gdq.

>>322511560
Fuck off dumbass, no one cares about you and never will you humorless retard.

>>322511672
>supporting degeneracy

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>>322511569
>it happens again

>>322511745
Was literally just about to ask. This run is more like a let's play than a run

>>322511672
Because Doctors Without Borders is a better charity.
Also I don't give to charity.

>>322511734
If you take speedrunning away from him, what will he have left?

>No 100 % just to play the music levels
wh

>>322511672
I don't contribute to cancer

>>322511672
they won't read my meme message

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>>322511661
I got banned last year for accidentally pasting a porn link I CTRL+C'd.

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SERIOUSLY
AWFUL
CHAT

This is actually a great boss fight for a platformer

>>322511815
>falling for the witwix meme

He's a fucking sociopath that wouldn't piss on his idiot fanbase if it was on fire

caleb is a giant fucking manchild stop riding his roided out shrunken dick.

>>322511672
Because Prevent Cancer Foundation is a fucking joke

>>322511831
i wish it will happen again

I really don't understand. Rayman has very little RNG, yet this shitter is dying all over the place and fucking up all over the place.
How many deaths go into a SM64 speedrun? An OoT run? 1, MAYBE 2?
Shit tier runner

>>322511831
Story?

>>322511831
What happen?

>>322511927
Are you VidyTheFox?

>>322511927
Overbaited.

>>322511661
I got IP banned at my apartment because my roommate made an account called "NiggersAreRuiningAmerica".

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>>322511734
He is the only runner who supports EVERY SINGLE OTHER runner. Everyone.

Even at 5am when the room is empty, it's a shit game and an unknown runner. Blueglass will be there, cheering him on and giving his support.

He's a God.

And what happens when it's his turn to run a game?
They all fucking leave. Really nice, guys.

>>322511927
>no funny tabs

>>322511927
xD

>>322511672
I'm not from Germany.

>>322511831
No costumes allowed, friend. Won't happen again.

>>322511927
>2016
>Ultima Online

>>322511831
Is anyone else tired of attention whore sluts in gaming?

>>322511969
im glad you think cancer research is a joke.

literally all these charities are flawed and have funds going to questionable places, but that doesn't excuse yourself from not contributing anything.

>>322512016
That's because those are games for babies

>>322512045
>>322512037
Got fucked by RNG and the run was mercy killed.

>>322511831
Tell me about this anon, what happened? I could never watch it due to that faggot crossdressing.

>>322511569
They know nobody likes the FE runs so they put it on an ungodly hour.

>>322511672
>Wanting to prevent people dying
I really want cancer to kill us all desu.

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>>322511672
>Wanting to beat cancer

>>322511672
because it's not msf

>>322510754
fuckin' hate goose, dude is salty about his own birth

>>322511831
Damn I'd fuck that Sanny.

>>322511672
1. They are unlikely to read out my comment.
2. I already donated to MSF.
3. PCF is shit and I don't want to turn my money into useless pamphlets printed in China.
4. I hate Uyama.

>>322511672
Because most cancer research is a dead end. We have existing methods of cancer eradication currently patented, but no company actually wants to release it without finding a proper price point, and no company wants to be the one to set the standard.

I just donated $200 to a local homeless program that specifically donates socks, since that's what the homeless need most.

MY FATHER DIED

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See guys, what you have to do is imagine that the boss' health... is like some kind of strange health BAR.

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>>322511831
poor bertin-chan ;_;

he runs longer games and usually gets fucked by them.

>tfw he glitched out on a Tales of final boss on a decent pace

the run was a hour or longer too iirc

>>322512073
>supporting
>doing loud autistic faggot laugh every 10 seconds

"no."

Where is romscout?!?!?!

real bummer comment about saving the animals, makes the kill the animals people look like ass holes

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

Who the fuck enjoys Rayman? In fact, how do retards still enjoy platformers in 2016?

Germany

>greetings from Germany
wew lad

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>all these meme donations
Where is t. Alberto Barbosa though?

>>322512121
>research
>Implying

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>greetings from germany

>>322512073
At least shitpost with the correct gif retard. Trihex saw that Blueglass was alone and told everyone to get in the room.

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>>322511927
>Using MS Paint
>Using print screen

>>322512016
Spike is new to this game (relatively).

It's only been out for 2 years for christ's sake.

Usually runners spend years and years before they perfect a run. Not to mention he also runs rayman 1 and kingdom hearts.

>>322512237
Maybe he should stop being a fucking jrpg running weeb

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>>322512238
When he's on couch he often commentates or asks the runner interesting questions. He's great.

Fucker sounds like Vince Vaughn

This shit is so boring I've actually stared playing video games

>>322512268
>In fact, how do retards still enjoy platformers in 2016?
mario maker

>Not realizing greetings from germany is like a cheatcode to get your donation read

>>322512037
>>322512045
nerve gas

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>Hope you're having fun, all of my friends died just yesterday and this will be the last AGDQ that I watch before I kill myself. Save the frames, kill the animals!

>>322512326
What do you use, anon?

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>>322512113

Why is it always fucking Germany

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>>322512389
You poor piece of shit.

>>322510969
why is she so ugly here?
is she a man?

>speedruns
>90% of the time just a very quick lets play

The only good speedruns are games where there are tons of crazy glitches and exploits that you dont regularly see because they make it interesting. If the speedrunner just has to play the game without having to be insanely good it just isn't interesting.

>>322511831
Sanae is a slut

Can someone tell me what this "save the animals" meme is about?

I'm not a gaylord who watches this shit every year.

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>implying battletoads

Greeting form germany, my wife's son loves speedrunning and my wife's new muslim boyfriend which is dying of cancer, so I'm donating to this awesome cause so you guys kick cancer in the butt!

>Greetings from Germany my name is Mohammed

>>322512371
I have the very same cactuar plushie.

>>322512389
I'm so sorry anon.

>go play video games
>come back
>this dogshit is still on
Lovely

Wow, why there is so much cancer in germany?

>>322509349
>uyama
guy hasn't speed run in years, he was pretty good back when he did run though.

>>322511927
snipping tool nigga

Has shantae ever been run? that would be a good one

>>322512442
I chuckled

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someone please donate with DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

>>322512442
Who dis

>>322512525
They round up a bunch of animals and there's a donation incentive to save them, or kill them on stream.

>>322512442
N A M E
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>>322512467
They donate often because they have lots of Germoney

>>322512430
Someone do one with Greetings from Germany and something about a wife's son then
Werden need to test this

>>322512534
>102%
??

>>322512567
The Jews.

>>322512228
Can you stop?

>>322512567
They just keep letting it in

>>322512525
They have some animals in the back that people bid on either killing or saving durring the metroid run. It's pretty brutal.

>>322512448
not him but
sharex

>>322512525
the ending of super metroid, a donation incentive

>>322512442
Explain

>>322511927
Add this to your adblocker:
||static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons

>>322512389
It's so boring I'm actually posting in one of these fucking shitty threads. That's saying something.

>>322512525
The autists locked up some animals in the back and will beat them to death if people don't donate to save them.

>>322512330
Don't forget Super Mario Island, DKC 1, DKCR, DKCTF, Super Mario 64 and I'm probably missing some more games.

>>322512525
Instead, you're a gaylord who refuses to lurk

>>322512535
Not realistic enough. No one would mention someone is a muslim directly you have to say he recently arrived from syria

>>322512567
Because Hitler lost Kappa

>>322512525
When AGDQ first started, they had mascots there. It was three rabbits. Between some runs they'd often show some footage of the bunnies running about and chilling in their small enclosed space.

Either way the bunnies were meant to be eaten by everyone as a festive meal once AGDQ was over, as a celebration.

So people ended up learning of this and donating to save the rabbits instead of them being eaten.

That tradition has been kept and even now people still donate to save them

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>>322512643
and donation going towards playing as shrek in tony hawk

>>322511593
>>322511339
>>322511743
Hop off Caleb's cock for a few seconds. Just because an autistic speedrunner eats steroids for breakfast doesn't change the fact that he's a babby with anger issues.

>>322509349
What were the best speedruns so far? I can't stand this faggot any longer.

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>>322512796
finally someone posts the true story

>>322512648
It's DKC 2 100%, Rare thought it would be funny to add extra percent based on the number in the series to the 100%. The first game is 101%, second 102% and third 103%.

>they didnt even include echo the dolphin ironically

Guys it's almost over shut the fuck up

>>322509349
>Miles in "whatever"

Not okay

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>This run is still going.

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>>322512796
Holy shit

Wheres all the subtle joke donations like Danbo Daxter?

>>322512953
32 FUCKING minibongs left

>>322512314
Based yoshi nigga.

>>322512865
smb banana blitz had cool commentary

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reminder

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>>322510585
>>322510642
>>322510469
Here you go, more based Noir.

The record he was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcDOd-Jgwt8

>>322512823
>donation incentive to get shreked
Manipulative fuckers
They know what they are doing

>>322512648
if you open every secret area and get all the coins you get 102%, it happens in the original DKC as well.

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>/v/ hypes this vegeta guy
>he's shit and not entertaining at all

Why does this place have shit taste about literally everything?

>>322512525
Super Metroid. There's a thing at the ending where you can rescue some animals from the exploding planet, but it takes more time than it does to just bolt, but because of Metroid Fusion, saving the animals is canon.

So people vote whether to save time by ignoring them, thus killing the animals, or doing the canon thing and saving them.

>the only series Ubisoft doesn't fuck up

i wonder what Ancel did to have such freedom as a dev. it's not like the rayman games sell particularly well

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>no TheMexicanRunner
Plebs detected

>>322509349
Add Naegleria to great tier

Gotta give this guy some props though. He's been talking nonstop for the past hour and a half.