On right now: Rayman Legends [PC]
---=== OFFICIAL SPEEDRUNNER TIER LIST ===---
Blueglass aka YSG
all the rest
>pure feces tier
This is the official tier list. Please refrain from having a different opinion as you will only make yourself look like a fool. Thank you for understanding, have fun!
Does Cosmo have cancer?
He always looks like he has cancer.
>there's still an hour of this bullshit left
i mean i like spike, but i could not possibly give less of a shit about rayman games.
>COMPLEEEEEEEEEEETELEEE RAAAAAANDUUMMMM O__o
People on /v/ actually like this guy?
>mom brought home a little girl
No, peaches is not allowed
It's a crime
Because we've always had GDQ threads on /v/. It's a tradition.
>have the stream playing on my big tv in the livingroom while I cook dinner
>girlfriends son turns it off to watch some MTV horse shit
>yell at him
>he starts crying and runs to call and tell her as she's away on a charity mission in Africa
I hate this fuckin kid
I'm gonna wait out this rayman run and play some vidya in a meanwhile.
my mums not home yet m8, should i ask for some in n out?
>one year later and the cuck meme still won't die
You faggots don't even use the word properly.
>there are people who didn't buy the new Rayman games
No idea what this is, nor do I care.
I do care about the autism that ensues though.
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
So what's this guy's story? Chibi loses to John Numbers and goes Full Nu-Male, but this guy had his wife fucked right out from under him and he still presents himself as a man? Why?
GREETINGS FROM SWEDEN MY WIFE'S SON LOVES SPEEDRUNNING BUT WERE ALL IN MOURNING SINCE OUR FAVORITE BULL DIED FROM CANCER LAST WEEK SO HERES 50 BUCKS AND ILL DONATE ANOTHER IF YOU CAN BRING OUR BULL BACK
>I feel depressed just reading the posts
>pure feces tier
One of the only runners with a sense of humour and doesn't behave like a total sperglord, good job
It was being run by a pedophile who was very open about his lust for the baby.
>tfw live alone in a small, shitty apartment and don't have anyone that cares enough about me to bring me food while watching or playing games
If evens, I play bloodborne after kirby 64 until mario 64.
If odds, I keep watching this shit show.
If 69, I go out and do my best to get laid instead.
You know, if Anthony Burch's wife becomes pregnant, we'll have our first genuine cuckold in the entire gaming industry.
Even his tranny name is autistic sounding. Why couldn't he pick something normal instead of going full retard. Dude had it set as well, he could have lived off of twitch for the rest of his life with how many viewers and shit he had.
Out of all the names, fucking Narcissa?
Greetings from LA!
I was diagnosed with cancer last year and my wife's son was diagnosed with a tumour a few months ago. We both love watching ADGQ and the awesome work you do, so here's $60 to help kick the cancer out my butt! Also save those frames!
Pretty much, /v/ is intimated by the fact he lifts and his a cute girlfriend who loves him. Not to mention the fact he makes wayyyyyyy more money then the average guy off of donations and investments.
>taking a screenshot from mspaint
oh ha ha I guess you're right
I mean, he's a personal trainer and a chef on top of streaming during the days he has off and sometimes after work. He's making bank.
Meanwhile /v/ is stuck in their bedrooms taking anxiety medication.
Give me one good reason why you haven't donated yet.
I got banned last year for accidentally pasting a porn link I CTRL+C'd.
I really don't understand. Rayman has very little RNG, yet this shitter is dying all over the place and fucking up all over the place.
How many deaths go into a SM64 speedrun? An OoT run? 1, MAYBE 2?
Shit tier runner
He is the only runner who supports EVERY SINGLE OTHER runner. Everyone.
Even at 5am when the room is empty, it's a shit game and an unknown runner. Blueglass will be there, cheering him on and giving his support.
He's a God.
And what happens when it's his turn to run a game?
They all fucking leave. Really nice, guys.
im glad you think cancer research is a joke.
literally all these charities are flawed and have funds going to questionable places, but that doesn't excuse yourself from not contributing anything.
1. They are unlikely to read out my comment.
2. I already donated to MSF.
3. PCF is shit and I don't want to turn my money into useless pamphlets printed in China.
4. I hate Uyama.
Because most cancer research is a dead end. We have existing methods of cancer eradication currently patented, but no company actually wants to release it without finding a proper price point, and no company wants to be the one to set the standard.
I just donated $200 to a local homeless program that specifically donates socks, since that's what the homeless need most.
See guys, what you have to do is imagine that the boss' health... is like some kind of strange health BAR.
poor bertin-chan ;_;
he runs longer games and usually gets fucked by them.
>tfw he glitched out on a Tales of final boss on a decent pace
the run was a hour or longer too iirc
>all these meme donations
Where is t. Alberto Barbosa though?
Spike is new to this game (relatively).
It's only been out for 2 years for christ's sake.
Usually runners spend years and years before they perfect a run. Not to mention he also runs rayman 1 and kingdom hearts.
When he's on couch he often commentates or asks the runner interesting questions. He's great.
>Hope you're having fun, all of my friends died just yesterday and this will be the last AGDQ that I watch before I kill myself. Save the frames, kill the animals!
>90% of the time just a very quick lets play
The only good speedruns are games where there are tons of crazy glitches and exploits that you dont regularly see because they make it interesting. If the speedrunner just has to play the game without having to be insanely good it just isn't interesting.
Greeting form germany, my wife's son loves speedrunning and my wife's new muslim boyfriend which is dying of cancer, so I'm donating to this awesome cause so you guys kick cancer in the butt!
someone please donate with DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
When AGDQ first started, they had mascots there. It was three rabbits. Between some runs they'd often show some footage of the bunnies running about and chilling in their small enclosed space.
Either way the bunnies were meant to be eaten by everyone as a festive meal once AGDQ was over, as a celebration.
So people ended up learning of this and donating to save the rabbits instead of them being eaten.
That tradition has been kept and even now people still donate to save them
and donation going towards playing as shrek in tony hawk
Hop off Caleb's cock for a few seconds. Just because an autistic speedrunner eats steroids for breakfast doesn't change the fact that he's a babby with anger issues.
Here you go, more based Noir.
>/v/ hypes this vegeta guy
>he's shit and not entertaining at all
Why does this place have shit taste about literally everything?
Super Metroid. There's a thing at the ending where you can rescue some animals from the exploding planet, but it takes more time than it does to just bolt, but because of Metroid Fusion, saving the animals is canon.
So people vote whether to save time by ignoring them, thus killing the animals, or doing the canon thing and saving them.
did jewyama at least show up this year? or will he be chilling at home while he takes his cool 10%?
speaking of which, why the fuck did they say 100% of donations are going to PCF? Obviously some of that money is going to booking the hotel conference room/equipment like projectors and tvs/probably some of the technical staff are paid. 100% of the profits, sure, but that's not the same.
Rayman is the most boring, soulless platformer character ever invented.
Mario: An italian plummer in a weird fantasy world of magic mushrooms and flowers
Sonic: A lightning-fast, cocky hedgehog against an army of evil robots
Rayman: He's a.. thing... and he has floating hands. Give him a big nose. He can jump and stuff.
>Literally mad that Caleb is more successful then you ever will be.
I get it man, I've been there. You have to look at it realistically, the man had a dream and he worked and worked and worked real hard to achieve it. That is all there is too it, you can do it too.
what's the twitch chat irc
protip: it's not #gamesdonequick
They literally were told to rush for the deadline then when deadline came they got told "ok lmao bois you have like a year and a half to finish the game" and then they were mad.
I almost questioned everything I believed about GDQ while reading this
>listening to /v/'s opinion
people here spout so much bullshit it's not even funny
especially when it comes to drama, you can hear everyone gets banned from GDQs and yet only like 3 people were banned for acting really autistically
When will people learn that only BAD games with a ton of wacky glitches are fun for speedruns?
the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
trihex is known to be THE most hung guy in GDQ, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed noir's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with trihex barely able to force it past the knob, and noir moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her intestines.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on trihex's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
>post yfw when kirby block up next
You're already dead, anon.
>Mario: Plumber whose power is to... jump. That's it.
>Sonic: Hedgehog that goes fast. And can't swim. Also blue just because.
>Rayman: Weird creature with detached limbs he can use to float in the air, punch and kick from a distance and grab things, lives in a wacky world with wacky creatures.
That's a great story
I choose to believe it is true
Its not childish to assume that. Its human nature to be jealous of somebody else's success. Especially from a bunch of people that lurk a chinese cartoon image board's subboard to talk about video games only people born between 1985-1999 give a fuck about.
But back to the point, lots of people are jealous of Caleb and that is why he gets hated on so much.
The problem is Rayman doesn't have any character. You can describe the personalities of Mario and Sonic without having to say anything of their appearance.
You can't do that with Rayman.
>tfw want to buy Rayman Legends but don't want to deal with uplay
>when they ride on the edge of the cliff to get a ton of speed
Anon how can you read these posts when you are blind? Shes cute, she would even be considered sexy by girl gamer standards. I love all the anons ITT jealous of Caleb's success.
So your justification for being jealous of someone and then later assuming people hold that same attitude is that it's "human nature"? It's also human nature to grow the fuck up, get over yourself, and stop attempting to better yourself by projecting your previous (and possible current) problems onto other people.
I will never understand how youtubers are e-celebs and not allowed and somehow speedrunners aren't e-celebs and allowed
are you people just hypocrites or do you genuinely believe people who play video games while talking aren't e-celebs because they happen to be playing the game quickly
The game doesn't look bad it's just that it's clearly not meant to be marathoned. The guy hasn't even gotten close to half the amount of those blue things you need to 100% the game.
>tfw own both on Vita for portable OLED goodness
Ubisoft does rather solid Vita points unlike most companies.
Rayman Legends isn't the best speedgame, the movement speed relative to other platformers is pretty slow and it doesn't take as much effort to play as other games like Dustforce or even Boshy.