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>>322499523

She should have been the main character.

>>322499649
But you couldn't see her, then. Plus, I really like Mr. Crane. Dead Island had garbage voice acting across the board, but he's more than fine.

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>>322499523
Probably every second female protagonist. Problem is: devs fucking fail to get that message across.

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>>322499523
Joel would probably smash my head in

I'd be more interested in those I could actually beat.

I mean, you can just shoot Nate, right?

>>322499523
How well does that run on PC? Got a skylake system and with a 970. Can I do ultra or will I have to drop shadows to high? Also how is the co-op?

>>322499523
dumbass retard who let herself get bitten

>>322499649
Honestly i liked crane alot as the mc. It was nice that we had a mc who was kind of scummy and slowly develops out of it. Plus he was funny whenever he was dealing with the stupid bullshit he puts up with in side quests

>>322499649
Wasn't she originally going to be a playable character alongside Crane and two others? That could have been interesting.

>>322499938

Joel would definitely smash my head in.

>>322502239
Joel could smash my head if you know what I mean.

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And I would love every second of it

>>322499523
If she's so great why does she just sit on the radio all day doing jack shit?

>>322499938
Joel could probably be in smash.

>>322503479
Cuz she's cute.

>>322499938
>Joel strangles you
>you get a boner from it
>his face when he notices
>he stops strangling you and just asks "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
>what are you gonna say?

>>322499523

Why is there no SFM porn of her?

>>322503901
>implying Joel doesn't get off to strangling as well

>>322503901
He's been killing dudes for 20 years.
He knows.

>>322503901
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

>>322499523
>my skyrim toons
>my dragon age toons
>my femshep

I'm such a scared wimp.