Is there more handsome male protagonist in video games than Venom Snake?
Step asside cunts.
>handsomest vidya protagonist is also the largest, strongest, smartest, and has the best mustache.
>beautiful blue eyes and amazing frame
>cute as fuck smile
>one man nazi toppling machine
>puberty tier facial hair
>needs guns to win a fight
>is a jew
>isn't the mayor
but he is not geralt of rivia
I just wish Venom didn't have that ponytail. At least it's gone when you wear the bandanna.
here we go again
>fought for YOUR freedom
>makes the tough choices so you don't have to
>has toppled regimes compared to puny street gangs
>doesn't sound like an oaf in cartoons
search in your heart anon i know something is there.
>implying the Mad Gear gang isn't more powerful than Nazis
>implying as a white man I wouldn't thrive under the thumb of the Nazi overlords
>still has to use guns, Mike Haggar could breeze through castle wolfenstein with just his fists and the occasional trashcan chicken
Does he even have a cute daughter to save? I mean, is there any evidence BJ isn't a faggot as well as a disgusting jew?
My vote goes for Venom.
He fucked his cutie nurse. Checkmate faggot.
Yeah but bj blazkowicz is still a dirty jew so he fucked her with a tiny cut cock then opened a jewelry store at a nearby mall. Mike Haggar is Japanese somehow, so he probably has a magnificent uncut penis.
Just face it, that little shrimp wouldn't last one round in the Slam masters tournament.
I see what you did there and it was good.
Just how can one man be so