ITT we discuss the creation of the first Sheev simulator. Shall

Roulette simulator.

An MMORPG.

Only playable class is Sith, only character model is Sheev the Great.

>When the Sith Apprentice has learnt all it came from its master, they murder their master and take their place with a new apprentice

And how the fuck do the Sith expect to rule the galaxy when they fucking kill each other every 5 minutes?

>>322380930
The whole point of the rule of two was to minimize infighting, and it worked for a while. I don't think Lord Bane was really considering an apprentice going back to the light when he came up with the rule.

>>322380930
That's why Sheev manipulated his one and put him in a life support suit which he could barely move in.

A horizontal shmup, but instead of being able to shoot bullets your drill your way all kinds of Jedi and "younglings". Powerups include force lighting and the ability to yell really loud.

After each stage you play a VN intermission where you convince people that you are definitely not evil despite looking like the grim reaper and doing all kinds of evil shit. There is no way to lose these sections

Political Intrigue Sim in which you're really, really evil but nobody notices.

4X or grand strategy

Mace Windu confirmed strongest Jedi, he defeated (not killed) Darth Sidious.

Something like Spy Party but one person is Sheev and has to convince everyone that he isn't Sidious and that the Jedi are evil.

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Sim Hospital ripoff.

>>322380930
The only canon examples of Sith didn't have any betrayals.

>>322382562
Sheev intentionally lost to force Anakin to make a choice

>>322383156
Sheev literally said that he betrayed his own master

>>322383508
Alright that's true. But the only thing we can say for sure is that Sheev is an asshole, not that it's normal Sith behavior.

>>322380930
Because practically everything in star wars is an example of something taken out of context and turned into some sort of hard and fast rule.

>>322380630

Anime Visual Novel with branching paths

Flight simulator, so he can practice his sick spinning moves

>>322383156
Wrong. Darth Bane still talks in The Clone Wars about the rampant backstabbing before he created the Rule of Two

You work at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center

>>322384851
>You have to romance young Anaking to win him over to the dark side

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Spinning simulator

>>322385598
Is Sheev a big guy?

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>>322380878
i recognize that picture from twitter, those were the days..

>>322385384
You gotta figure out how to save as much money as possible without emperor Palpatine noticing.

why is emperor palpatine even a meme now

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>>322385732
A big empire

>>322385982
Its Sheev.

>>322380930
The Apprentice doesn't necessarily kill his master, anyone can win.

Sheev Party
All of the mini-games involve spinning.

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