Meanwhile, on Big Shell /v/...

>>322243582
must be nice having all your platforms together instead of having them all 5 miles afuckingpart from each other

/STRUT D/ WW@

Guys! I just peed on some girl in a jumpsuit

Guys , I swear I just saw a cardboard box moving!

What was that noise?

Nothing here...

Who's that fat faggot rolling around on rollerblades?

>>322244065
did you not play GZ???

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When is someone going to clean the top of these goddamn struts?
This is the 5th fucking time today I've slipped on bird shit

I wish Boss was here ;_;

>>322246092

Don't talk shit about our boss m

Why is Shalashaska against us all of a sudden?

I thought he was Russian?

>tfw Solidus never judo throws me

>>322243582

What was the fucking point of Big Shell? Why did Arsenel Gear have to be developed off the coast of NYC of all god damn places? It would be so much easier to develop it elsewhere, where it can be kept secret.

And how in the hell could you keep the development of a giant submarine on that scale hidden even with the Big Shell front?

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>>322243582
Which one of you fucks broke the coffee machine?

>>322246267
Just do your patrol work smart ass

>>322246267
Its a MGS game
its not made to make sense

This is not a pretty sight!

You must be Ames

Raiden

>>322246267
Information control from the Patriots and the fencing around the Big Shell due to the "oil spill" from the Tanker made sure unwanted personnel could never get in. They got their way in the end, so it worked.

Is it just me or are these uniforms really loose?

>>322243582
Where is Shell 2 core and it's struts?

>>322246383

Shadow Moses makes sense. It's in the middle of nowhere, and likely the public has some knowledge of its existence, some rumors it's a nuclear waste disposal facility, but not what it does. It'd be like Area 51.

>>322246623

Even with those, you'd see so much extra delivery of materials that you couldn't explain it as a simple oil spill. With satalite images, you couldn't stop people from asking questions. Hell, you could sit on the shore and just look at the place with a telescope.

And if you make all the endless deliveries via submarines, people would still find out.

>Information control from the Patriots

Oh, the perfect conspiracy. That solves all the plot problems.

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>tfw i'll never die

A DUD!?

>tfw that fucking parrot told everyone where I hide my porn magazines

And I can't even kill the fucking thing because there's a force field protecting it

>>322247176
Fuck off you dirty nigger

>>322247081
Yeah but 1 also has that entire gene subplot which makes literally no sense at all

Face it, the series has always been ridiculously retarded

>>322243582
Thanks Boss!

>>322247364
Mgs has always been about the message and not the surface plot.

>>322247081
Do you understand why Solidus needed to hijack Arsenal in the first place? He wanted to break that very information control from the Patriots which would create the setting for MGS4. It's basically an AI that filtered Internet content. Not that hard to conceive and impossible for the regular civilian to stop if the government's behind it. Even if people did find out, it guaranteed that it would never possibly spread, and even if it did, no major media outlets would cover it so it would all seem like conspiracy theory crap. I guess the point is even if people figured anything out the Patriots would win anyway.

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>>322247338

I wish I could.

>>322247491
That doesn't excuse the actual story being stupid

>>322247176
Holy Hell Fortune, just slit your wrists! Hang yourself! Tie and anchor and jump off a fucking Strut! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT THIS FUCKING BIRD UP?

>>322248029
VENUS IN CANCER

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PARTY ON STRUT F, GET IN HERE FAGS

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I want to fuck the boss armpits

>>322248360
CAN'T SPARE ANY REINFORCEMENTS, YOU WILL HAVE TO DO FOR NOW

>>322248360
I just realized there are virtually no indoor areas on Motherbase in MGSV, even with all the platforms that you can build.

MGS2 confirmed superior.

>>322248849

pretty sure she's already hitched m8

Exercise extreme caution.

>>322243582
Collectively killed themselves in a fit of virgin nerd rage.

>>322249202
What was that just now?

>>322249319
It's just my mind playing tricks on me.

A DUD

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>>322248029
Leave my bird alone he's my friend

>>322248360
There is no one here and why are my legs starting to feel numb ?