>PC guy is crying because he finally achieved greatness. Tears of joy
>PS4 guy is laughing at himself for buying a console that has no games
>Handheld guy is happy that his "windowless van" is ready to lure young children. He's a pedo
>Wii U guy is already dead inside, like the console's about to be
>Xbox One guy just sat down on a dildo and is screaming in pain. That's how it feels for Xbox One owners when they bought the piece of shit
If you weren't new as shit I just took, you would.
you fucked up OP
Matsumoto wishes he was a dudebro so he'd be an xboner.
Hamada has smallman syndrome so he'd probably be PS4
Endo would be a WiiU because he thinks hes trendy
Yama would be the 3DS because he is a kid at heart