You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Look just sign the stupid petition, I've got stuff to do.
Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog.
>Gotta ask money for some shit
>Ask the first Zombie I see expecting it to do jackshit
>Do the "Get it up your ass" sign while saying a audible fuck you
>My sides gets lost to space
The DLC was fucking awesome.
The ability to flip people off in paradise lost is a great feature. Yelling "FUCK YOU!" and flipping middle finger after throwing a grenade gives that sweet sweet action movie oneliner feeling.
Is Postal movie the greatest vidya movie ever made? I think so, it perfectly captures the feeling of Postal 2. Zack Ward is a great Postal Dude.
>get this game during a steam sale
>five minutes in
>get an achievement for pissing on someone until they puke
I can't remember which button it was but it should be in the options. There's several different things he says, some of them are angry and some of them passive aggressive. Sometimes he flips both fingers.
>yfw someone made irate gamer mod for postal 2
It's in steam workshop.
I think it was the key that lets you yell "get the fuck down".
>throw donut on ground
>piss on it
>cop comes around
The game is like the douchebag version of Metal Gear in terms of TECHNOLOGY.