What if Samus was a bird?

I would put my penis in her cloaca, if you know what I mean.

>>322188508
I'd tap that.

The fuck you talkin about m8? Samus always been a bird. Fuckin Nintendo made her into an even hotter bird with that skin tight suit she wearin now.

>>322188853
I would also tap that.

>>322188508
The british refer to woman as birds. So yes she is a bird.

Samus is 1/3 human, 1/3 bird, and 1/3 metroid.

>>322188508
We had this thread before.
The consensus is that there might very well be several physical differences that might not be immediately noticeable through a suit.
Now bugger off.

>>322188923
I would also tap that at the same time you two are

>>322188990
Is she really half-bird or whatever? Why doesn't she look like a bird then? Or even a little?

>>322188508
Would she be raised by humans?

samus is not a chozo she was just raised by them after her parents died

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>>322188508
thats hot desu senpai im jerking off to the though of that to be honest family hahaha

>>322188508

She'll be a Cuckatoo.

>>322188508
I would impregnate her to see the oviposition

FEATHER

PUBES

>>322188508
WHY THE FUCK DOES /A/ GET CHRISTMAS MUSIC BUT /V/ FUCKING DOESNT

>>322189217
The word cuckold already comes from the cuckoo bird, broseph

She'd be Samas Avian.

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>>322188508
What if Zelda was a girl?

>>322188508
Then she would be Samus Avian.

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>>322189487
>>322189792

>>322188990
Can she even reproduce, with her chimeric-ass genome?

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what if samus was a turd?

>>322190387

possibly unlikely with the addition of metroid dna. Then again it's the future and gene therapy could be more advanced.

>>322190441
what if primefags came up with new memes?

>>322191502
The metroid and X DNA cancelled each other out at the end of Fusion...supposedly.

>>322189182

she was implanted with Chozo DNA to even operate the suit they gave her, I believe.

>>322192023
and to live on the planet without dying