Hey /v/ my boss suddenly called me up to work a double security

>>322181513
I bet you had to pay for your uniform/pants&shoes you cuck

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>>322181513
Just watch Narcos

>>322181513
Is security a good summer job? Poor uni student here so could use the money.

This may be the only time I suggest Five Nights At Autism- I mean Freddy's.
>Security guard protag in the first three games
>wew spooky jumpscare game with decent atmosphere made to keep you surprised and tense in short term
Not good for long-term gameplay tho and takes some of your attention away from work

>>322181686

ITS JUST A WEEKLY FEE YOU SHITHEAD

>>322181513
>Security
>Playing games

Do your fucking job

>>322181776

Depends what you get

I'm working front desk for 11 bux an hour at night playing games monitoring alarms that never go off

Other positions you stand outside in the cold

Look for concierge shit

Very few. Why not instead play a stealth game to better get an understanding of your enemy's strategies?

Half-Life: Blue Shift.

>>322182190

No one tries to break in ever. Literally the only fun I'm having is trying to capture a stray kitten that keeps triggering the automatuc doors

>>322182098

They encourage entertaining yourself to keep from falling asleep since the last guy they fired fell asleep

>>322182351

Forgot about this. Blue shift it is

>>322181513

Do you seriously have to wear those ridiculous ties?

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>>322181926
>Weekly fee for his uniform
TIP
TOP
KEK
Also HL Blue Shield. You play as Barney, shit is breddy kewl.

>>322183042
The tie is the only fucking thing that is worn right. Why do security guards insist on wearing such poor fitting baggy clothes? It doesn't make them look bigger, it makes them look scrawny.

>>322181697
this, Marcos is a cool guy

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>that feel when op supports the capitalists with threats of violence

>>322182624
That sounds like the best job