Took me a few dozen tries, especially since I've never played 2hu or any bullethell.
Tip: Literally keep trying and memorize every attack pattern and if you think you're taking the wrong approach to an attack or don't know how to dodge one, watch a video of someone dodging that attack and apply yourself. Once you beat this fight, it actually becomes ridiculously easy and almost tempting to try it again.
>want to love this game because it has great music and cool characters here and there, and it's relatively cheap
>can't feel more than slight enthusiasm because Toby had to literally make the game a railroaded casual-fest where you can't even die half the time because the game holds your hand
The absolute most I can give this game is a 6/10, but that's stretching it. Why couldn't Toby finish hardmode, /v/?
Don't ask people for help if all you're going to do is make stupid excuses and shitfling. Obviously you're dumb enough you had to ask here, so you're not above looking things up online.
>he doesn't like the feeling of his sins crawling on his back
This is your punishment
>final boss is a cutscene you can't even lose
Chara straight up tells you that you were the bad influence
>thinking this is a good thing.
>that wishful thinking
I bet the author still lives at home with her parents in the bedroom she grew up in while he mother brings her her meals on a MLP tray and her father sits in his study drinking his sadness away.
Fucking disgusting. This game was my GOTY after I went into blind, thinking it was a horror game, but now after seeing shit like this an how libcucks latch onto it because it happens to have a gay couple, it hurts me to say I enjoyed it.
>mfw SJWs have literally taken my fun away.
chara is a little kike but at least he agreed that we needed to purge the furry underground
our mutual understanding didnt save his life, but he died knowing fighting him brought me a modicum of pleasure
You sound like a whiny faggot who lets the opinions of others determine whether or not you can enjoy something.
Im just in for the goatmom
>Feeling bad for pixels
Good job limiting your game
Chara survives destroying the world
And you should have given him what he really wanted
If you didn't play normal first, you didn't experience the game properly.
hahahHAHAHA that fucking guy i swear to god
Strangely enough it's also helpful since it means any attacks have to eat through the poison damage before hitting your regular health. It's almost like a second health bar. It's tough to explain, but the KR does more good than harm.
He should just stick to drawing lewd flowers.
>I threw those shitty noodles and pie away
>throwing away the best healing items in the game
THIS IMAGE TRIGGERS ME MORE THAN IT SHOULD
>play through the tutorial
>simple puzzle where you get the path from the other room and walk through the spikes using it
>easy enough, go to do it
>dog lady just comes and does it for you by literally holding your hand through it
The pie is a full heal no matter what route you take. The noodles do 90 HP if you're fighting a "final" boss.
You a stupid ho.
>tfw strangers on the internet spend the last 3 years wanting to fuck you
this game is actually a 7 or 8 outta 10 at best but that won't stop me from posting garbage
>tfw according to tumblr humanity locked all the special snowflake freaks underground and an Aryan is their king
i dont wanna be a furfag
I wonder how they'd react if you told them that Asgore is white, blond, and probably blue-eyed.
Then again, most of the faggots on tumblr seem to hate Asgore anyways because "MUH PATRIACHRY"
>all she wanted to do is help kids and bake pie
>Not cool anymore
Thank fuck, maybe now I can enjoy it without faggots ruining any attempt at discussing it anywhere. Although the part 4 anime will bring it all back for a while.
Man, why does Tumblr have to make up bullshit like this? I'm a gay man myself, but if I ever meet someone who calls themselves a "Agender panromantic asexual" I'm going to fucking mock them. Christ sakes, no wonder the LGB movement is a fucking joke.
>could have ended Asgore's "murder the children" bullshit by just slapping him and telling him to knock it off
>refuses to do it
She probably had a secret child murder fetish she indulged in
>implying everyone doesn't hate on that little bitch
saucenao and google gives me nothing.
Torielposter go home.
New years is dadposting.
I don't know where the fuck they get the feminism shit from
>Also 1 Lesbian romance that only takes up about 10 minutes out of 8 hours produces so much shit it is unreal
I can go the first part without consuming Items, but god damn that second part after the spare feint. I get hit left and right. Barely made it when I passed him.
Try to google this one anon
Take your barab8 child murderer and go someplace else
Can someone explain the role of Sans in the game? What is his deal?
>Asriel would be harder than Undyne and sans
Nah nigga, you can progress the Asriel fight by just eating food, which you can get a full supply of in the true labs.
Flowey would be about the level of Undyne, if you removed the healing.
I'm really kinda sad that Toby not only hasn't finished the comics yet, but is apparently not going to do the dog fight. Such a huge disappointment.
>Nah nigga, you can progress the Asriel fight by just eating food, which you can get a full supply of in the true labs.
Nevermind that, you can literally make full heal items out of thin air by using a turn. It's so casual it's not even worth being called a fight imo
Hey now, that's not what he wears in game
"Chara" is the first human who fell underground. When you beat the pacifist run, you find this out.
I don't understand much about the story, but Frisk is some sort of reincarnation/avatar of Chara? The player them self is supposed to be this character (I think).
Lazy motherfucker who knows how to play the game. Nothing matters when time fuckery is in play. You could have murdered halfway through Snowdin and he'd not give a fuck cause he could wake up as if nothing had happened. He only steps in when the timeline itself is in danger and since you don't play fair, why should he?
Rumored to be one of the assistants helping Gaster and Alphys with the Determination experiments, or at least was aware of what was going to happen because of time/dimension travel.
>absorb 7th and final human soul and become god
>can do anything you want now
>decide to try on your mom's dress and cry like a baby when you can't kill one fucking kid
Man the guy got nothing beside his art, otherwise he is the one of the most hated pricks in the furry fandom
Orochi was so buttblasted that he could not beat sans so he drew his fursona beating sans on paper insted
Because flowers don't have genders
Don't forget the part where his grand plan for those godlike powers was to reset everything so he could play with said kid some more.
Did you play through pacifist? Chara was a horrible person from the start.
I think it was because of Frisk's ability of
>They just seem like a nice normal kid who died in the rest of the game.
and laughed at poisoning their adoptive father as a test subject, and attempting to consume souls to destroy humanity, but other than that just a normal kid.
>They just seem like a nice normal kid who died in the rest of the game.
Asriel pls go
>Red SOULs are Determined
>Chara's SOUL was Red
>Frisk's SOUL is Red
>Frisk could only SAVE over Flowey's file because they had Chara's soul tagging along the entire time
>What if there were two goatmoms?
Both of them would get a pie from me
Originally he wanted to destroy everything but after getting that last soul he became a pussy and decided to reenact all his favorite animes again
>Because of you
>believing that tumblr tripe
Well at least it's not made for ants.
>mfw I looked through all of this
I wasn't even aroused, just mildly fascinated that it exists.
>the Fallen Child has one stripe on their shirt and falls onto solid rock
>not realizing the moment you get control of Frisk you're playing a different child
Me too anon. It's just... too sexualized. Like fapping to one of those really bad porn parodies.
Anyway I'm gonna change up my diet now.
>google search the pic
>come across this
You can hear his autism creaming
It can, but it checkpoints at like every section. And the other final boss literally cant kill you, when you run out of hp your heart breaks and then puts itself back together.
Why do furries always produce the best butthurt?
Anyway someone should ask him if he's gotten gud yet and finished having a bad time.
>Can't beat a certain character
>"EBIN MEME XDDD"
>Draw your yiff punching it because you can't play vidya right
>Anyway someone should ask him if he's gotten gud yet and finished having a bad time.
someone actually did reply directly to his post with a picture, taking over it
>I went for a true blind genocide run
>Took me 4 hours to kill everyone that I met including the bosses
>Got to flowey
>wtf I thought there was more
>Turned out I didn't kill enough
>mfw I wasted hours all for nothing
I dislike orochi just as much as the next guy but at least his art is decent
>Fricken Trix Rabbit dissing my boy sans
sans was actually one of my favourite vidya characters this year
maybe I'm just a sucker for the "peaceful/lazy character that will absolutely wreck shit if they have to" archetype
>Fucking Trix rabbit dissing my boy Sans
FINISH THE FUCKING GAME TOBY
>did the same thing
>"wtf? but my friend said at some point during genocide you fight Sans?"
>give up on not spoilering myself, turn to Google for answers
At least the real Genocide route was interesting enough that I didn't mind replaying. But god, I was so fucking sick of Hotland and its shitty puzzles by that point.
Toby you smug little nigger stop playing with us
Sans is okay, but I have to grind through hours of monotonous garbage just to get to him.
>b-but that's the point of genocide
Then why make him the only difficult fight in the game?
>Tfw spending the first precious minutes of 2016 shitposting in an Undertale thread
Life is meaningless.
Funny enough, genocide is the one route where Alphys actually sacks up and fixes shit instead of being a sadsack or killing herself.
And then muffet fucks it up and is ultimately the reason you even make it to Mettaton.
>Be autism tier grindfag
>Because of this I end up in genocide mode in my first run
>Get to Snowdin
>Can't bring myself to kill this innocent harmless loveable doofus named Papyrus
>"WOWIE, YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE!"
I have no idea why I found that line so hilarious, but I'm so glad I spared him.
Talking about stuff that is not real
Undertale red is pretty neat actually even when its fan made
Papyrus is the best on any route, anon.
Did you do the other routes, by the way?
>And then muffet fucks it up and is ultimately the reason you even make it to Mettaton
Fucking Jew spider
>no option to cleanse the True Lab and kill Alphys after she's injected herself with all the DETERMINATION
>no option to get that free EXP
If there's one thing this game's garbage-tier community does well, it's comics.
Looking at this thread, I realized something. This game's fanbase is eerily similar to MLP.
Now, most people say that anything is "the next mlp" just because it's popular, but this game is going through the exact same steps as MLP did.
It started off as a fairly small group of people who liked something and shared it online, then, more people joined in.
After a while of this, a bunch of faggots joined in and started accusing anybody who didn't like "it" of not trying it themselves ("You have to watch/play MLP/Undertale to understand!")
There's also the furries that latched onto it, which caused people to say "We aren't like them!" Even though they most likely have a secret porn folder of it.
I'm not calling Undertale the next MLP, but just bringing up how similar both of these are in their evolution.
Working on pacifist right now, mid-way through the caves. Everything that comes out of Papyrus's mouth is comedic fucking gold. And Sans is bro-tier so far.
To be fair, the evolution of undertale's fanbase is fundamentally different from MLP.
Ponyshit started off as a little girl's cartoon, hit 4chan (where terms like 'brony' and shit spawned from), then exploded from there.
Undertale started as a kickstarter indie game with a demo, then tumblr found it (due to toby's involvement with the production of homestuck), then /v/ found it during the demo days, where it remained relatively obscure until the game came out, and it exploded from there.
But yeah, it is a little similar, though I'd say its more comparable to a less-popular FNAF than a new MLP.
Bail out right now if you care about spoilers.
Also remember than the phone calls with papyrus change in literally every single room of the game
and when that phone number changes later, then ALL of them get new dialog, even ones youve been to before
>Can't flirt with the bunny girls
>Can't flirt with Muffet
>Can't flirt with
Game is shit
Kek. I love the art that makes Frisk look like a racist cartoon.
I'm just saying but if this were a Nintendo Game what came out the same time as Earthbound, it would be considered a GOAT.
But again, since it has animal characters, obviously its for furries, and since theres 2 character who are woman and in love eachother, obviously this is an SJW game.
Because yeah we never saw those troops before this game
>tfw I got the autistic Vore Fetish
>this is why gaming is dying
>not problems with the industry, or creative drain, or changing consumer interests and demographics
>fanart on tumblr
You guys just keep jumping at that boogeyman.
>bringing a child murderer anywhere near children
He always drew Frisk as a boy, anon.
Why does everyone want to fuck goatmom
Like that's your goatmom dude
Don't fuck that
If you didn't grow up around her there's no Westermarck Effect so it's totally natural to want to fuck her
>inb4 Its Frisk goatmom not yours
>inb4 you can flirt with her
Its still an innocent one, man. I get the fetishes for the Spider one and hell even the Undyne girl but for her
>Don't fuck that
Don't tell me what to do
God, the gamefaq's shitfest still makes me chuckle.
>knows Frisk is a weird pervert with an Oedipus complex
>still lets him live with her at the end in a house alone together
She knows what she's doing.
Tumblr-user here, unless you have other evidence I'd be inclined to believe that's not an edit but the original. The only label that's not generic Tumblr is "lithoromantic", had to look that one up and it's a typo. The rest are commonplace terms.
She's like a big sweet old lady though
Not curvy or lewd or anything
What the fuck man
Didn't you ever notice the bulges? You've been jerking it to a penis the entire time, anon.
I don't know how Mad Dummy in a dress got started.
But I like it.
Some people like tenderness and a caring, nurturing personality
Probably a follow on of Happstablook being a slut
Not in Particular Order but
>Megalovania (Duh, I don't even care if the battle considered a meme now)
>ASGORE with the german named intro
>The song when you finished the pacifist run and you can revisit the whole world before leaving
Nobody said dress dummy was a slut, you fuck.
Dress dummy is pretty.
>tfw no big strong fish gf to watch animu with in pjs
>or little science dorkasaurus gf
>Not curvy or lewd or anything
How can you tell?
It's okay, anon. Your secret's safe with me.
>Battle against a True Hero
>Your Best Nightmare
LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD SHALL WE?
What are you people doing.
He's like the only non-homestuck reference we have.
>Burgertrucking + ASGORE
>Death By Glamour
>Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow
>It's Raining Somewhere Else
>Uwa!! So Temperate
>try to read Undyne's Letter in Snowdin and she yells at you
>drop the letter and talk to her again and she'll give you Undyne's Letter EX that can't be dropped
Burgerpants is too real for most of /v/ to handle.
>He's about to get fucked in the ass
>toriel comes in and kills flowey
2. Battle Against a True Hero
3. Bergentruckung + ASGORE
4. Death by Glamour
6. Spider Dance
In no order
>It's Raining Somewhere Else (dinner with Sans)
>Battle Against a True Hero
>Death by Glamour
Honourable mention: Reunited because I haven't been able to get it out of my head since I finished the game and it's making me tear up at inappropriate times.
>Don't forget the part where his grand plan for those godlike powers was to reset everything so he could play with said kid some more.
Well he's still technically a child, of course he's gonna have the mindset of one
Megalovania's getting enough love but it's even better as a dual mix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BvKt4pRWmE
This is a Christian image board, anon
1) Another Medium
3) Your Best Nightmare/Finale
Please anon think of your immortal soul
>best Undertale thread in weeks
>let's shit it up with porn dumps
A version that wasn't made for ants.