NOW we've reached the low
>husbandobots will never be created
Fictional characters doing modeling for clothing?
Its nothing new really, I remember when jojo did something with gucci.
If its the fact that its lightning modeling, then I can see why you are upset.
Lightning is like someone trying to force a meme.
It's annoying,idiotic but plebs eat it up.
Why not Tifa,Terra or Fran modelling session?
They are more sexy and classy.
>Fran becomes a real life model
>Zootopia gets released at the same time
>Furry Culture becomes mainstream
>Lightning is so perfect 3DPD can't even compete
Soon brothers. Soon all 3D whores will be phased out of existence.
Those don't with skeletal standards of fashion industry. Not that I like other end of spectrum any better, actual plus models are slowly crawling sacks of lard.
The old men and faggots who design clothes are triggered by tits and ass because they want everyone to look like stretched young boys for some unspecified reason.
The only good looking models are porn and gravure ones but they wear either bonerkilling clothes or nothing at all.
>FFXIII-3 ends with
Lightning on IRL France
>Lightning is part of Vuitton's "Series 4" campaign
LIGHTNING RETURNS RETURNED CONFIRMED
IT WILL BE A
DRESSING UP/WAIFU SIMULATOR SIMILAR TO LOVE PLUS
I'm pretty sure it actually exists.
Toriyama probably swindled part of SE's funds for development of his personal waifu simulstors.
>Lightning was modeled after a real person with 1:1 accuracy and she lives on Earth right now
>next Final Fantasy will be a real life meta game where you get to meet Lightning and go on adventures with her
They already had 13 characters doing clothes modeling before, of course I don't expect neo/v/ to remember something that happened longer than a week ago.
This isn't new.
The person who wrote that headline also wasn't aware I guess, that Light had already worn brand name clothes in a different magazine, alongside the rest of the cast.
FFXIII is this generation's babby first FF/JRPG (like FF7 during the PS1/32-bit era)
Toriyama's waifu so he was able to give her more spotlight
FFXIV 1.0 was a complete waste of resources, so SE had to invest on already-created resources (like FFXIII and its unused content) to create new games for a while, and the result was more FFXIII games and more Lightning
Big companies are now aware of the concept of "waifu" and are trying to get as much money as possible from it (Nintendo is also doing that with Rosalina and Isabelle, for example)
I'm so desperate that I'd fuck an augmented reality actress if she was pre-order bonus.
i guess you never watched Chobits, huh?
as soon as robo-women are able to fuck you, even if you have an actual wife she will eventually be locked out of your life because the robot can do the sex better and doesn't need to be satisfied in return.
>guess you never watched <animu for escapists>
Yeah. Guess what, life isn't all about sex. Being able to satisfy the one your love and being satisfied back is a natural part of every healthy relationship.
I'm not an autist big enough that the only possible partner for me would be a sexbot.
>mfw i cant wait for models to full professional victim mode and claim videogames are sexist for this
>3D girls trying to compete with Lightning
3DPDlets when will they learn
All anime is for escapists you troglodyte. Video games are even moreso an escapist hobby.
dude have you seen the divorce rate? healthy relationships are the minority overall. most people just want to get good fuckins and as soon as you can get a sexy robo-anime to have infinite sex with you, you will see a sharp decrease in marriages, and rape too. Because men rape and get married out of a need for sex. Sex will become a commodity you can buy via robo-waifu, no longer need real women to validate your dick.
And you know what? Women will fucking hate it, even though according to them the ideal scenario would be men leaving them alone forever, if left alone they will not know what to do and try to compete sexually with machines
I bet you female rapists will even become more common
But sex is one of the main aspects of life, and it is how we reproduce and create new life. It is one of the the pillars of our society as a whole. Life isn't all about sex, but a big part of it is, and I believe that in the future we will be able to associate sex to all aspects of our lives with little to no restrictions.
We're not there until I see accurate cosplayers at the right ages doing pic related
>newest face is a video game character
it would take them seconds to google "FFXIII clothing model"
and see that Light has done this before
appreciated, also lightning.
>Buy a 3D model
>Buy a poseable mannequin
>Buy a chroma key balaclava
>Never have to pay a salary to a model
>Never have to put up with the model's schedule
>Never have to put up with a model's bullshit
>Have a very good looking model that always 'perfect' and is cheaper than a real one
Makes sense to me, shame it's Cloud with pink hair, but I'm not the target market.
Too early to explore the galaxy, too late to explore this planet, but right in time to live the waifu age.
What a great time to be alive.
This wouldn't be weird if it was a popular character, but didn't Lightning's games drop off the map in popularity?
This is some of the most determined aggressive marketing I've ever seen. This game is almost 7 years old.
Lightning is literally Toriyama's waifu
The only thing that could rival lightning for his love is a plywood board
fran makes sense, she looks like a model already.
the ears tho
YOU TOLD ME THEY WOULD STOP FORCING LIGHTNING AFTER LIGHTNING RETURNS, /v/
YOU TOLD ME
Wh-what's that I'm seeing? Was there a Morenatsu anime, or is this a joke?
Lingerie and bikinis are pretty much the same thing. Lingerie is just more frilly.
Which makes me wonder-- why do girls get embarrassed if seen in their bra&panties, but don't even think twice about wearing bikinis? Who is the genius that managed to convince women they aren't essentially walking around in public in their underwear?
Her tits are too big.
Designers want their models to be as close to walking clotheshangers as possible. Too much body means the design is distorted.
I'm not even trolling. Lightning's boobs are too big to be a supermodel. Lack of ass and pipecleaner limbs are about right, though.
And how many pieces of Louis Vuitton brand clothing do you purchase each year?
Not really. Understand that you were never in the market to begin with.
Come on. This is the one of the few sites the betas have left. Let them have their fun.
Man, you got my hope up, but then I remembered they disbanded a while ago.
Besides, I'm pretty sure a furry gay vn would be the last thing to get anything animated.
Oh well, that was clever.
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this is literally you
I don't understand the reason for this. The last Lightning game was a year ago, unless they were trying to advertise the PC port. But no game is mentioned.
And what's the overlap between people who buy Louis yang people who like final fantasy?
I just want to know why and how this came about. I ain't even mad; LR was kinda fun.
I think this is kinda cool. Looks like a new idea.
The difference between bikinis and underwear is like the difference between showing up at somebody's house for a party and showing up out of nowhere. We all know the place is probably a mess most the time, but at least in the prior case some proper housekeeping is expected.
Actually, this will be how it works:
>this and VR/sexbots means a significant drop in dating culture
>women get mad and call us losers
>proceed to take in even more dicks from Chad and Tyrone
>next generation will consist of millions of children, hundreds of thousands of mothers, and maybe a few dozen thousand fathers
Posts that are this shitty on purpose make me smile.
>"Lightning, a pink-haired, samurai sword-wielding heroine"
I think mostly people are just sick of Lightning.
If it was, say, Cidney, I think people would think it was pretty cool. Although Cidney is a bit too trashy for LV.
Are there any names that specialize in slutty trucker wear?
Nigga, fictional characters advertising shit ain't new.
They already digitally alter the pictures of flesh-and-blood models so much that they might as well just go all the way and use a digital character.
Plus lightning is ugly enough (no tits, ass, bitchy personality) that women won't feel intimidated by her.
>being an ass guy
1 small step from fucking dudes I tell ya ass guys are so FUCKing gay
>tfw you are slowly liking her
I just enjoyed her in Dissidia, and FFXIII-3 is kinda
fun. And I always had an armpit fetish, I swear! And she looks cute as fuck in World.
>tfw it gets a software update and doesn't want your dick anymore
>your sexbot stops working
>look online for solution
>you have to call tech support
>grill picks up
>hang up on spot
>end up buying new one
fucking a hooker IS putting up with female bullshit
>hurrr put on a condom
>hurrr gotta wipe down your dick before i even touch it
>hurrr 1 hour max
>hurr i'm actually an undercover cop
You may as well be gay if you like concave asses.
>Not liking the fertility goddess aesthetics with big tits, wide hips, round asses, and thick thighs
You single-feature betas keep scrapping the bottom of the barrel with your, "At least she has this one nice feature" while I enjoy perfect woman.
Don't worry bro, i'll save you!
>implying this is anything new
>the Steam version comes with both English and Japanese voices
>you'll never be Noel
>you'll never NTR Snow
Fran is way too unrealistic sexy
Tifa is way way too unrealistic sexy
Only lightning with her more average body and dyed hair is realistic enough
>you can't market to women with unrealistic standards they will literally kill themselves trying to attain them
Her face's incredibly pretty though.
>you'll never be Lightning
>you'll never have Hope as your boytoy
>decaying action girl that looks slightly worse every title to cater to SJWs
>fashion model material
>Lightning is like someone trying to force a meme.
Because it is.
Toriyama and Wada were willing to break their company to push Lightning.
>designed on mathematical principles for 5 years by 150+ IQ Japanese autists
>almost halfie asian/white but more white
>designed to sell to girls to keep the brand going
all the FF girls faces are pretty
>hank hill ass
Are you saying the average woman has literally no ass? and Tifa looks more average honestly, especially since most women tend to have large breasts
so we got a cross dressing cloud (now with less ass!) with pink dyed hair, modeling for an actual clothing line for snobs?
I guess if you put it like that anything sounds bad
Her ass shrank from 13, 13-2 to LR.
Look at the original 13 posters, average hips and glutes for a woman, even slightly larger than average. Then shrank in LR so SE/Toriyama could sell her for things like LV.
>we're just witnessing how sexist Japanese culture really is
>yfw they're secretly fucking after LR:FFXIII
For crying so loud Snow never married his "sweatheart".
I want to BE her boytoy
Serah diedand Noel became emo for not being able to be with Yeul (the only whose lust for Caius didn't create the mass of Chaos that engulfed the world).
I know, i expected something different too. Snow and Serah don't really match at all.
I'm not even lying or shitposting.
She is the most beautiful video game character to exist. Everything about her face, every minute proportion, is perfect. Her pink hair with the drill on one side, her high cheekbones, cat-like eyes, small and pointy nose, her chin, her ears.
Everything about her face is perfect. Even her voice actors (both for english and japanese) have perfect voices for her.
Her personality's pretty great too. She started out as a "get out of my way" type of determined character, but grew to actually care for other people while still retaining her serious personality. She's dependable, honest, and driven.
She's literally the perfect woman in every single way. I'm not even Toriyama, I'm just some guy from Canada.
Final Fantasy XIII
>they don't marry in the end
Final Fantasy XIII-2
>"Lol no time for love, gotta search for Lightning! Hey you the handsome kid, go on an adventure with my fiancee!"
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII
>they don't marry in the end
Final Fantasy XIII: Reminiscence -tracer of memories-
>still not married, not even living together
Also I forgot to mention her perfect armpits.
>"Ha, that kid thought he had a chance with my girl!"
>kicks ass all the game and gets the Vanille
Why is Fang so alpha?
>anglosaxon facial features and blonde hair
>used to wear glasses and teach schoolboys
>had a love interest
>unidentified facial features, pink anime hair
>lives in France
>never had a love interest, therefore more immaculate on the japanese's eyes
the only asians who want to be white are South Koreans and Failipinos.
>Unless someone in the SE staff has Noctis as their Husbando
>no jia chong robot that greets you at the door with a tidy house and that pair of shoes you've been eyeing
>no stern but sound advice for those times when you're just too emotional to think straight
>no wallowing in his own filth why he jacks off all over his puella madoka magicka figurines and crying about women on /r9k/
reminder that if you can't build your own sex robot you may as well have a cunt
>yfw XIII-2's ending
Lightning in XV!
Lightning in VII!
I'd be okay with virtual models.
Sitcoms understand the difference between Beauty and Hotness, professional models are generally neither, they're just weird looking.
Clairehas a pretty gud face, breasts, and pits.
She has an ass game in artworks, don't blame the character for Square's god awful ingame models. Shit is worse than LoL circa 2009.
Luna's face is prettier.
In fact, Luna should've been the model. They missed a chance to promote FFXV.
>Lightning costume and battle square DLC
Should not want.
Women don't get cucked. They are biologically inclined to join harems. Polygamy was common before governments started stepping in.
>tfw I unironically like Lightning
I cant help it there is just something about her I love
I dunno maybe all of it, i've bought her games and played them multiple times, help me...
Fellow lovers of the Literally Perfect Goddess, did you know that there's a place where we can go to gather and worship in peace while basking in her radiance and beauty?
>tfw no good Fang porn
Best girl will always be forgotten
I know it's completely stupid but LV would probably be against having a raped teenage girl as their poster gal seeing how judgemental the fashion industry is.
Lv is kind of shitty.
I buy lv bags, that's about it.
What the fuck, why didn't they use Luna or whatever her name is? FFXV already has their whole schtick of having the main casts' clothes designed by some Japanese designer. Why not build on that and use Luna for LV ad? It would make a lot more sense than Lightning.
>yfw you didn't buy into the hate train and enjoyed XIII and its sequels
>Lightning is like someone trying to force a meme.
No, because she's a huge fan favorite in Japan, just like FF10 is.
>It's annoying,idiotic but plebs eat it up.
Dude, the guy who asked for this was the fashion designer himself. He WANTED Lightning, not the other way around.
>Why not Tifa,Terra or Fran modelling session?
Tifa is way too curvy and isn't the marketing tool for FF7 remake. That is Cloud's job in Smash thanks to Sakurai.
Fran is just a playboy bunny who has very little popularity compared to Tifa, let alone Lightning.
>/v/ said the games were shit
>they were still enjoyable despite their flaws
Can't wait for XV
>had to listen to the shitty English songs for XIII and XIII-2
The Japanese version sounded like it was made for the game and the English was just something they threw in after the fact.
i'm not the flat ass guy, but thanks for showing that you are so fucking new to this website that you don't have greasemonkey installed nor do you have the script for it that makes poster id's visible on boards where they natively aren't, so you can identify different anonymous posters like you can on /pol/.
since you are an absolute retard who didn't even FUCKING LURK MOAR, just pick a different website to be a retard, go there, and stay there
>normally like curvy girls
>still fall for Lightning
I just wanna kiss her lips.
why the fuck did you post that image? like seriously, why the fuck? are you that fucking clueless and new? you are the cancer that is strangling the life out of this board. please flaunt your newness somewhere else you irredeemable newfag piece of shit.
Why does Lightning Returns SUCK so fucking bad.
Storyline is ass what the fuck does saving souls have to do with the world being remade beside hurrrr god told you to. Side quests are ALL fetch quests with melodrama backstories and the dialogue is god fucking awful. The story is also ass and all the characters have lost any fucking consistency and have zero personality in this game.
Also the garb system is fucking shit as so many are viable but are just underpowered compared to others due to locked skills and overpowered shit like Velvet Bouncer and Soldier of Peace not to mention the DLC Yuna garb.
For my fellow lovers of Lightning the Goddess
Head over to the chan of infinity.Once there, go to the board listing and do a ctrl+f search for Literally Perfect. Find Lightning. Find her and love her. Worship her in peace
Combat is ONLY fun during boss fights.
All mob fights are easy as shit and you can mash buttons. That I've noticed so far anyways, I've finished 5 main quests and I'm on Day 8 just completing the few sidequests I have left.
No it's shit besides combat.
>she comes back to life in the remake
>cucks Tifa and Zack
Women will get their sexbots too
>Even her voice actors (both for english and japanese) have perfect voices for her.
I actually have to admit this is true. I honestly can't hear anyone else voicing her to be honest.
>Ali Hillis says in an interview "Yeah let's not focus all on Lightning" or something
>forced to be in an extra two games with her.
13 was really bad.
13-2 was a lot better and worth playing if you've completed 13.
LR is arguably the best gameplaywise of the games, but unfortunately has really low production values.
The OST for all games is fucking GOAT though. Got any other tracks you want to share?
I wouldn't mind if she showed up in future games if it was handled like mah boy Gilgamesh and mostly served as a recurring boss/psuedo summon. She basically became a really pretty grim reaper/Valkyrie anyway and I'm sure haters wouldn't mind beating the snot out of her
Gilgamesh needed to come back because he had shitty characterization in F/SN. He was a much better 'main character' in CCC.
If Lightning returns, I want to see her more human side since we don't really see it in all 3 games except for bits and pieces.
Cloud Strife still exists dude.
>forced Yuna route
>got cucked by Wakka in X-2
I giggled, but seriously why haven't you legalised prostitution yet? It's why AIDS is such a huge fucking problem; just driving sex work underground is fucking retarded. Regulate that shit.
Lightning is beautiful! She's the perfect model!
Spot on. I don't know why it is, but it do. It's a media conditioning tactic that gives women the idea that they've gotta be rakes to be seen as attractive when all I like is THICK and lots of it.
No I'm not black. I think most men would agree with me
Even losers, with the amount of money saved from not having sex or paying for women, gf's, and wives/children will be able to afford sexbots.
Women's natural roles are replaceable in society. Men's aren't because then you're taking real jobs rather than the antiquated form of housewife society has already decided to destroy.
>Voice actor wasn't Australian
>Every seppo cunt, non dinki-di, roughers guts Yank thought she was the authentic one and Vanille, the one with the actual Australian voice actor was fake
Why is is this always the case with you Americans? It's like that image with all of the people from Boston saying that they're more Irish than Ireland.
We should never be allowed in video games with their natural accents though, holy fucking shit it is excruciating to hear. I remember that horrible fucking period where they just shoe-horned in Australians into every fucking game for no reason and it was absolutely horrifying. There was even an Australian dub of one of the SOCOM games, to my memory.
>Dad walks out
>becomes a top idol singer and travels the world after finishing her duties as a summoner
>boring piece of shit
I see nothing wrong with this picture. She looks very classy and refined.
>putting your faith on Square Enix remaining loyal to the source material
They also did it with Debora in the remake of DQV, admittedly one of the most popular DraQue games ever.
>This is the first video game related news in 2016
2016 has a good run
>woman see VR/Sexbots being worked on
>make that shit illegal before it even gets off the ground
>talk about how it's immoral, how technology is replacing social interaction, and you should just go out and actually talk to people
It's already happening
If it's a Japanese thing and it involves sword it's always a samurai sword. Doesn't matter what the sword looks like or how it's used. Only autismos give enough of a shit to get flustered of that shit.
>he doesn't laugh to dead immigrants
You are the new one here, reddit.