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>Destructoid: 9/10
>Polygon: 8.5/10
>Shacknews:8/10
>Game Informer:7.5/10
>Nintendo Life: 7/10
>GameSpot:5/10

>Kirby and the Rainbow Curse is a tiring game. It's taxing without being rewarding, like doing a mile on a stationary bike and discovering that you only burned away calories from one bite of your lunch burrito. -- GameSpot
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>doing cardio to burn calories/lose weight
>doing cardio ever

lmao

Enjoy pedaling for an hour and only losing 200 calories.
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>>283811674
>listening to those faggots at gamespot

They also gave DK Tropical Freeze, an objectively stellar game, a 6/10 and it's painfully obvious the reviewer didn't finish the game. Gamespot is basically click bait now.
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A 7/10 sounds spot-on for a game like this. I'm actually quite excited in getting it.
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>>283811936
They have one con of Kirby being "the controls are too simplified", and another con was that "the controls are tough"
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>>283812278
Yeah I saw that in a cap someone posted in another thread. Basically along the lines of "too much water" IGN shit. "Games journalism", in any capacity before and after GG, is a total fucking joke.
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>>283811674
looks like it's another regular kirby game.

5/10 if you're a soulless asshole, 8.5/10 if you fuckin' love kirby, 7/10 for regular people.
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When it comes to Gamespot, it's hit or miss. The 6/10 they gave to Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, for instance, was terrible.
I'll have to play Kirby to know if it sucks or if it doesn't, though.
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>>283811841
What's a better way to burn calories then?
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>No flaws? 9/10
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>>283812565
What if I fuckin' love kirby but hate how each iteration gets more simplified than the last?
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I don't know if this game is worth $40.

I love Kirby, but this just looks like Canvas Curse made in a bakery. Don't really want to pay that much for a glorified NDS game.
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Um, congrats?
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>>283812929
Better buy it now then because in 6 months it's going to be $50
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>going to gamespot after the Kane and Lynch farce
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>>283811674
>>283811936
>>283812729
This is why number ratings are problematic. People care less about the review and more about numbers.
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>>283812929

Same here Anon. But I'm a sucker for cute dialogue, so I'll most likely pick this up.
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>>283813130
And look at Jeff now. A complete bitch who hates everything Nintendo and lets his developers buddies shill their shit constantly on Giantbomb.
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>>283812929
>glorified NDS game
Why do you say it like DS games were inferior? It was the only platform worth a shit last gen.
Anyway, it's a sequel. You know how those work, right? If you enjoyed Canavas Curse go for it.
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That review could very well be accurate. Kirby games are really plain, and play it safe so hard I have no clue how anyone finds enjoyment from them. The composers cant even be assed to make an ost without remixing the legacy music over and over again.
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Ive seen mobile games for free that look better

> literally a mobile game
> $60

ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
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>>283813436
reply
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>>283811674
>5/10
NINTENDRONES BTFO
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Don't fall for the bait yo ufaggots
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>tfw Kirby always gets the best spin offs
Mass Attack sequel when?
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>>283813418
Triple Deluxe had a fantastic original soundtrack. Endless Explosions were the best.
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>>283813335
The industry chewed him up and spit out

or maybe it was SF
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>>283811841
there's nothing wrong with doing cardio along with your lifting routine, the muscle is a heart too
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>>283812708
Lifting weights.

You burn more calories lifting heavy objects than cardio.

I mean, it's still good, and you should do at least a little bit weekly, but it's not the most optimal way to lose weight.

Source: 24% 170 lb manlet fatass who's now 130 lbs at 15% bodyfat
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>>283811674
b-b-but the order! f-five hours...
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>>283813230
>problematic
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>>283814006
cardio is good, just not sustained cardio. HIIT training is best for weight loss
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>>283814006
Go back to /fit/
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>>283811674
Doesn't gamespot routinely rate nintendo games poorly
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>>283814217
>implying I'm not browsing /fit/ as well as /v/
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Nintendo Life are dumb, they gave Smash 10/10 as if they can't see any flaw with the game. They rate according to what the game/price/marketing is projecting, like big titles will get 9 or 10/10 and smaller titles 6 or 7. Polygon is probably close to the mark.
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>>283814245
DK:TF got a 6 from them.
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>>283811674
Oh wow numbers. Does that tell me something about the game? Besides, it's a Kirby game, I already know what to expect from that game.
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>>283814485
Good, that game was overhyped as shit.
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>>283812729
The minus point was the nintendo tax all reviewers apply to Nintendo games because they don't bribe them like sony and micrsoft.

Intentionally docking points because it's from a certain developer? It's okay if you do it to Nintendo.
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>>283814405
>polygon
>trusting sjw central
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>>283814485
Yeah exactly cause that was a great gAme by most metrics
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>>283814524
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>mfw we're actually getting a sequel to Canvas Curse.

Nintendo why are you so good to me.
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>>283813119

Why?
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>>283813871
>the muscle is a heart too
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>>283814694
I'll admit to poor wording
the heart is a muscle too
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>>283814686
Nintendo only does limited prints on some games, for example, Pikmin 3 is about $70-90 now.
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>>283814686
le limited nintendo product fais
Check out PIkmin 3 on ebay, that game's like fuckin $80 and it wasn't even that good
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>>283814675
Feels good
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>>283814806
>>283814831

Every pikmin game has been like that.

Pretty sure I can find most old kirby games alot cheaper.
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>>283813573
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>>283814147
I was going to say useless, but wasn't sure that was the right term. Half of it is underrating/overrating, the other half is people taking them out of context which seems to happen all the time.
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>>283812708
SS+GOMAD.
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>>283813418
They actually remixed a lot of newer songs this time

Canvas Curse was almost entirely remixes, so it kinda makes sense that the sequel has a lot. Triple Deluxe only has 2 or 3
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Seriously, why would they do this to us? Do they really think the same line drawing gameplay is enough to make me want to drop $40 on it? If it was more akin to Superstar/64/Return gameplay but with the cute clay graphics I'd already have that shit preloaded.

But I'm passing hard on mobile game gimmick Kirby
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>>283813573
>Mass Attack 2 on WiiU
>Leading hundreds of Kirbys on a WiiU gamepad
>TTGL scale of carnage
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>>283814485
>GameSpot Wii U Reviews
>LEGO Batman: 7
>Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze: 6

R DIS FGGTS SHITTING ME
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>>283814942
OOT 3d is going for like $80
I see Majora's Mask 3ds is going for well over $400 on ebay
Kid Icarus is going for $50 or more

Any other overpriced nintendo shit you want me to look up?
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Oh this is out in is now? well see you at the end of the year when it bloody comes out in for PAL
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>>283811674
>1 mile
>On a bike
Oh gosh, the sheer exercise and exertion. Sorry you were put through such a terrible experience, Gamespot!
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>>283814831
>mfw you're right
Why is it that expensive when you can still walk in a store and buy it?
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>>283814524
Can't speak for Tropical Freeze, but DKCR was a great game after over a decade of no DK (the spin-offs don't count, though they did get better when PAON stepped in). If I recall, GameSpot just complained that it was too hard for them. Which is odd, because it's supposedly easier than DKCR.
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>>283813626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGGVWGJ0ZiM

Major boss fights were great in Kirby. I liked how powerful Sectonia felt compared to Kirby.
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>>283815473
You're very lucky if you can do that
Actually if you can I would strongly suggest doing so and selling it on ebay
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>>283811674
Yeah, whatever, give me an EU date.
Canvas Curse was absolutely great, my favourite Kirby spin off.
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>>283814006
>lifting
>130lbs

You must be like 5'3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf6B5GnQw1Q

The best kirby 64 track is in the game
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>>283814524
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>>283814245
Yes that's why they gave bayonetta and ocarina of time 10/10
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>>283815661
I'm ~132 pounds and 5'6. He;s likely in that range.
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>Caring about review scores
>ever

You retards never fucking learn.
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>>283811936
>Now

Anon, I...
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>>283815308
TW101 Kirby edition
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>>283814675
>there are kids on this board that think canvas curse is shit
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>>283814942
Oh yeah Xenoblade Chronicles is $80 as well
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>>283815383
I'm pretty sure Kirby mass attack and super star ultra are both less than $30
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>>283814831
>Pikmin 3
>it wasn't even that good

Take that back, it's one of the best 8th gen games across all 4 systems and PC.
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>>283816438
*5 systems, (forgot the PSVITA)
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>stationary bike
How about do some fucking running if you're THAT compelled to do cardio?
Jesus christ, even an elliptical is better
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>>283813257
No way. Is this seriously a thing in this game?
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http://www.giantbomb.com/reviews/kirby-and-the-rainbow-curse-review/1900-696/

2/5

thanks Dan
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>>283816392
>ds games
No shit they're cheap
Who the fuck buys DS games in 2015? An r4 chip is like $10
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>>283812929
Considering DS games retailed for $40, I'd say go for it
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When the fuck are we gonna get Bandana Dee's Mass Attack?

>Evil monster guy wants to take over dreamland, and is aware of Kirby
>tricks him into eating poison apple
>Kirby falls into a permanent sleep
>only thing that can wake him is the magical mguffin
>Bandana Dee assembles a squad of nine other Dees
>goes on adventure

This shit writes itself!
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>>283815495
DKCR was a decent platformer with shitty uninspired enemies and world, with the DK characters pasted in and lackluster DK songs remixed into it.

Tropical Freeze was a true return to form, almost as good as DKC2. I'll never understand that GS review
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>>283812929
Might pick it up if I'm bored at some point. Definitely not something I'm going out to buy asap (whenever that will be in eu)
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This game bombed in Japan and it'll bomb everywhere else as well.

Get a copy if you can, this shit is going to become very rare.
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>>283815495
DKCR was only harder due to waggle.
Tropical Freeze is harder than DKCR 3D
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>>283815457
Fucking best me to it. A mile on a bike is hardly even 5 minutes.
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Holy shit I I just read the Tropical Freeze reivew
>"The game moves too fast"
>They removed the option to watch the game show you how to beat it
>Not enough checkpoints in boss levels
Jesus. The only part he liked was the rocket barrel cause it was "twitch gaming"
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>>283816647
>it lacks the 'time and place' factor of canvas curse

>we think its worse but we don't know how to articulate this
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>>283816647
>literally saying the game would be good on mobile or tablets
Jesus christ
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>>283816647
i trust dan

guess i'm not buying this
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>>283817142
Eat a literal dick please.
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>>283816640

Stationary bike is fine, especially the newer ones, but a mile on any kind of bike wont do shit because they were created to do that kind of distance much faster and with far less effort than walking/running.
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>>283817059
why are you reading online internet reviews

they always have been shit and always will be.

Remember during the Wii days when Fire Emblem lost points for not having fucking Mii support?
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>>283814571

Thats not how you spell kotaku. Polygon don't seem that much sjw, theyre just kind of hipsterish by giving a lot of value to the aesthethics of games.
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Reviews are for when you are under 18 and don't know what you like yet
if you get excited or angry about reviews you are a literal child
use your own judgement
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>>283816647
Its weird, they said some things are bad, but they don't explain how. Saying something is soulless doesn't mean anything. How the fuck is someone supposed to quantify that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Ke_yrga3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Mg8nLQZTw

Holy shit
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>>283814006
Thank you hungry skeleton.
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>>283811936
>objectively
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>>283811674
Did he just complain about exercise?
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>>283817103
The is the stupidest fucking complaint. One of their problems was that they never have to look at the TV to play the game. So what would make the game better? putting it on a device with a single screen, with a touch screen, kind of like some sort of gamepad.
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The gameplay really looks like shit, and the co-op awful.

Kirby fan here, if you want a Kirby fix get the 3DS game.

This one isn't even cute
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>>283818053

Youre not even cute.
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>>283813230
I agree, but use that word again and I'll bother you with my persistent arguments.
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>>283817862
That is terrible.
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>>283817862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5X71ABKUww
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>>283818146
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>>283814547
But Nintendo games tend to review better overall.
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>>283817862

That music is pretty good. Maybe wait more than 10 seconds, it develops..
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>>283817103
The game is already on a tablet
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>>283815383
the fuck is KIU going for $50?
don't tell me it's because of the box and shit.
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>>283817862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqxd84IOOro&index=24&list=PL0YN3mEp0MJPVZyC9nEMAvfZHEp2B90aS
This game has the best music.
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>>283817862
>They finally remixed best KDL3 song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY_DLJ7qLKs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuRTXsWrHtE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanlOviJ62E

We have reached the point where kirby games have are too hard for certain reviewers.

Seriously, this chick is shit at the game. Everyone else had no problems with the controls.
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>>283817810
I see it all the fucking time on /v/, like somehow Dark Souls 2 is "soulless" or "has no heart."
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>gaming "journalists"
>the same hacks who panned Wonderful 101
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>>283818334
>>283817862

I guess my reaction image implied disappointed. Meant to convey that I thought this shit sounded really great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2j4_df_Rwo

This is probably the best rendition of this theme I've heard
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>>283817778
Polygon was one of the few places that whined about being able to see Bayonetta's ass.
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>>283815495
>Which is odd, because it's supposedly easier than DKCR.
Hard Mode is harder.
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>>283812708
Not eating them retard
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>>283812929
Weren't NDS games 40 bucks anyway?
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>>283818767
Yes, but Nintendo should have made it a 5 dollar mobile game with worse graphics and less content.
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>>283818648
Seriously? I breezed through DKCR3D with barely any trouble and almost gave up on Tropical Freeze because of the difficulty in some of the levels
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>>283818571
>they're objectively wrong because they disagree with me and don't tell me what I want to hear

95% of complaints about reviews summed up
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>>283814006
>believing lift fags
>ever

Go fuck yourself brosef
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>>283817862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv6mFnGE2pA
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>Thought it looked cool when it was announced
>But not worth $60
>Last week
>Check BB's website randomly for a different game
>See Kirby for $40
>Have GCU + $10 certificate
>Get comfy kirby for $23
>MFW

I haven't touched Bayonetta 2 or Captain Toad though ;_;
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>manbabies will line up at gamespot and walmart to buy this garbage so obviously intended and aimed at small children
what a pathetic world we live in
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>>283814006
>Lifting weights without cardio
BOOP BOOP BOOP, RETARD ALERT
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>>283818517
Yeah I read the review and all it basically boiled down to was the touch controls which made it obvious she prolly never played canvas curse
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>>283819232
>People are going to line up for a Wii U game
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>>283819232
thank you for your quality contribution to this thread, anon
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>>283815225
>I want the same old tired gameplay formula instead of a new gameplay formula
>It's mobile game gimmick because I say so

This is why Zelda has been OOT 2.0 for the past decade.
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>>283818873
I didn't think DKCR or TF were hard.. TF was maybe a little harder but not much, and that's if you don't use dixie
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>>283818517

That review is so pathetic are games really that easy and coddling that Kirby is now considered a hardcore title?
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I get the impression that a lot of the good reviews will be people looking back fondly on the DS version.

From what I've seen of the gameplay, this is slower, less difficult but more of a chore to play.
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God I cant wait for the massive shitstom when Gamespot gives The Order 9/10 and Giant Bomb 4.5/5

The pictures of them side by side will create enough shitposting to end the internet.
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>>283811936
Absolutely. I played through Ducktales Remastered lastnight, and afterwards when I saw that Gamespot gave them 4/10 I immediately decided that I'd never believe one of their ratings again.
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>mfw im gonna buy kirby, capt toad and mario party 10 and i dont give a fuck about smash or bayo2
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>>283813418
That's a very untrue statement. Besides the staples like fountain of dreams and butter building, Kirby doesn't recycle music that much. Squeak Squad had a fantastic soundtrack as did Mass Attack and Triple Deluxe. Mass Attack actually has one of my favourite soundtracks of all time.
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>>283817862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trxVSYuEhbE
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>>283817943
It is,for the genre,at least,it is objectively one of the best out there
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>>283816640
Stationary bikes are fine as long as you aren't sitting on your ass only moving your legs, gotta stand and move your whole body, otherwise whats the point, it's like those fat fucks that have been getting those under their desk pedal wheels at my office.
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Is this 5 hours?
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>>283812929
I took the pre-order I made for this and got MM3D instead. This game better not be out for a few months and then disappear into obscurity like Starfox 64 3D did, then it'd become the next Metroid Trilogy or Xenoblade.
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>>283811841
Wtf? Cardio is the best way to burn calories
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>>283819920
No
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>>283818862
Nah.
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>>283819920
Depends how good you get, and if you want to 100%.
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>>283819708
>Tfw no real life friends to buy Mario Party 10
>Still kinda wanna get it
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>>283817862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooNoX-I6YuM
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>>283819232
You should probably leave 4chan
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>>283818862
But then they'd have to make up for it with microtransactions.
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>>283818862
>5 dollar
Nintendo is not steam son
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>>283819674
>All those reviews complaining about Ducktales being too hard, followed by "WELL I NEVER PLAYED THE NES VERSION BUT"

I laughed my ass off all fucking night when the reviews first got published.
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>>283819771
>That music
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>>283819232
>I play shit games! But they're for mature gamers such as myself so it's okay!
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>>283818873
>>283818873
>Dixie
>barrels/carts take 2 hits to destroy
>no waggle that makes rolling and jumping a pain
>no poorly designed levels like the one where you have to jump from a minecart to another
The game was much easier than Returns
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>>283819674

DTR reviews were some crazy shit.

>that one review where the reviewer threw a tantrum because he got a game over and had to restart the level
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>>283812729
A PS4 game would have got a 10. Nintendo doesn't bribe them, I think the most reviewers got was a pair of the E3 cat ears.
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>>283819957
General cardio isn't good for jack shit other than keeping you from getting fatter. Unless you are doing some sort of resistance or high intensity cardio you aren't getting nearly the amount of return for effort

You can burn just as many calories doing yoga as you can jogging.
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>>283820258
I think it was mostly the water levels that I sucked at. iirc the last world and the bonus "world" were pretty easy
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It's happening all over again.
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>>283820257
Enjoy your 5/10 baby game that needs a mcdonalds happy meal toy to unlock content in
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>>283818327
Because Nintendo games are better overall.
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>>283819771
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>>283820460
Enjoy your movie, i'll be busy playing video games.
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>>283820460

Enjoy your 5 hour movie game.
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Wasn't there a Kirby game for the DS that had the exact same premise as this?

As in you draw paths with the stylus and roll Kirby to the goal?

Nintendo literally rehashing the game for wii u?
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>>283814485
>"In my day, falling off platforms meant you were bad at a game, not that the game cheated."
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>>283817862
Why is Kirby music so fucking based?
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Polygon liked it because they didn't sexualize anybody, And since Kirby never really had a gender it was a home run.
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>>283820643

this is a sequel to that
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>>283811841
Maybe if you pedal like a faggot. All the people I've seen bashing cardio can't even run a 5 minute kilometre, that's how shit their shape is.

>>283811936
>It's clickbait if they don't agree with my opinion

Fuck off faggot you're part of the reason why game reviews are such pandering shit nowadays. Can't give bad scores to games without incurring fanboy rage

And I fucking LOVED tropical freeze. Easily the best 2D platformer I've ever played
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>>283820018

Get it mayne. You never know what happen in life, some day you might be at a house party and youll be glad to have brought mario party 10 and everyone will think ur awesome and all the girls will like you cuz bitches love nostalgia.
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>tfw we will never ever get a Dream Course sequel
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So is this game like claymation style?
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>>283819232
>Age restricting things you can enjoy
Keep living your life worrying about what other people think man, that shit is the manliest
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>>283812729
Literal autism
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>>283820886
Yes
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>>283820460
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>>283820831
Only problem is if people actually came to my house we couldnt play it cause I dont own any Wii Remotes and fuck paying $20 for old gen shit
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>>283820886
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnu3MMgtO9I
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>>283820889
I hear you man, been having a blast with this all day today
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>>283820280

The most ridiculous part of it all is that if you want to do a casual playthrough, just select "easy" mode. There are NO LIVES at all, so you can die repeatedly with pretty much zero consequences, and being hit only takes away a half heart. Why would somebody who obviously isn't near good enough at the game choose to play it on normal or difficult?
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>>283817059
>They removed the option to watch the game show you how to beat it
Didn't they bitch about it being there in the first place?

I remember that Mike dude (that rides AVGN's coattails) made a video bitching about the Super Guide like it was a personal insult, and rightfully got shat on for it.
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>>283815383
>OOT 3d is going for like $80
Fucking really? I have a copy that I don't need. Maybe I should give it a sell.
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>>283811674
>>Kirby and the Rainbow Curse is a tiring game. It's taxing without being rewarding, like doing a mile on a stationary bike and discovering that you only burned away calories from one bite of your lunch burrito. -- GameSpot

>Its Kirby's fault I'm obese!
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>>283815383
>OOT 3d is going for like $80

Huh. I literally just saw it for $30 at Target. Guess I should scoop it up. Is it worth playing? I already have the original

>>283815495
DKCR is absolutely much harder (and better) than any Rare DK game.

>>283816640
Stationary bikes are fine but you gotta set the resistance up and put some actual work into it
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>>283820616
Method of control in a game isn't a games premise, the only thing that is similar is how you move about in the game.
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>>283821165
A mile on a bike does only burn a bite of a burrito
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>>283818517
Women shouldn't be reviewing games to begin with, she should either be on her knees or on her back.

After all, it's probably how she got the job anyway.
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>>283821021

You could ask people to bring their wiimotes.
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>>283820837
I thought I was the only one that knew about Kirby's Dream Course. I used to rent that shit all the time, and it's easily one of the most overlooked Kirby games.
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>>283821094
Life turns to shit when you realize that this is the kids version of what working a job is like.
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>>283821107

Ducktales isn't even that hard of a game to begin with.
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People actually pay ANY attention to Gamespot reviews? I'd honestly rather read a review from Polygon than Gamespot, they are so fucking awful.
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>>283821296

are you serious man. The method of control isn't always the heart of the gameplay but in this case clearly yes, the level design is built around the method of control. The game is fucking about drawing lines to move your kirby, that's it. It could have easily been named Canvas Curse 2 except that's not a good name for a game that's been half forgotten.
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>>283820726

GTA from III onwards was always super casual, I was 8 when GTAIII came out back in 2001 and It was one of the easiest 18 rated games I had played and one I beat without a guide.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's "mature themes" overlaying casual gameplay passing itself off as a hardcore game is responsible for the modern industry.
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>giantbomb 2/5 stars
wtf
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>EGM's WERE STILL RELAVANT DAMMIT review of the game
>9/10
>main complaint is how HD visuals are wasted when you're staring at the tablet and the fact that the world with 7 levels is called "Seventopia"
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I hate all the kirby games with drawing mechanics
Fuck 'em
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>>283814675
>been waiting ages for this game
>Wii U gamepad breaks days before it comes out
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>>283821451
Call me a casual if you'd like, but although I loved this game, it was so fucking hard.

Years later, I played it on an emulator using save states. It gave me a good feel of what a Kirby's Dream Course game would feel like in this gen, since this gen consists of a bunch of babbys who can't handle dealing with actual consequences of sucking at a game. Do games even punish you for dying anymore?
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>>283821717
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>>283820743
>And since Kirby never really had a gender it was a home run.
Kirby's always been a boy.
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>>283821868

are u a neanderthal ? how the fuk did you break it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xStEdivU9JE

THIS IS A FUCKING KIRBY MUSIC THREAD NOW
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>>283820831
>some day you might be at a house party and youll be glad to have brought mario party 10

See you can just play an older Mario Party game for that. There's literally not point of these new games that are worse party games than their predecessors. It's not like there's value in playing a new campaign or anything

>>283812929
This. I want to check this game out, but 40 is too damn much. Felt the same about Captain Toad and probably will about Yoshi. These kind of short comfy games are great but only if they're cheap.
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>>283821669
The argument is that reusing a method of control does not equate to rehashing a game, it is in a completely different style and in a completely different world, it plays differently and has different gimmicks versus the original, and level design has changed to reference the visual style change.

It isn't the same premise as the DS game so it isn't Canvas Curse, it's like the difference between Paper mario and Super Mario RPG.
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>>283821508
I completed Ducktails 2 on the gameboy at least once in my life.
You just have to actually TRY to play a videogame.
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You dumb niggers just got 3D Land

I'm happy that we're finally getting another non-Vanilla Kirby game

I'm just disappointed that it wasn't on 3DS
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>>283821508
Oh absolutely not, but that doesn't take away from the fact that there are some moments where taking damage is seemingly unavoidable, so on hard mode it can be somewhat of a chore to play through it without getting at least a few game overs. But that's how a game SHOULD be. If you beat a whole game without getting a game over, then chances are they tried too hard at coddling you.

Example: DKC2: Diddy's Kong Quest. Even with the abundance of lives in the game, I'd still end up getting a game over eventually near the last worlds of the game. Because it had a difficulty level that wasn't flat out a complete insult to my intelligence.
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>>283822159
40 is too much how poor is everyone
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>>283812929
>Don't really want to pay that much for a glorified NDS game.
but DS games cost $40
and its glorified no less
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>>283812397
>"too much water"
that was still a legit complaint
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>Don't want to pay $40 for this game
>Know if I don't buy it for $40 it's going to end up being an overpriced turd like every other nintendo game that isn't mario in 2 months
Fuck everything.
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>caring about reviews
>ever

Canvas Curse was amazing
I'll pick this up, unless there is something catastrophically wrong with it
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>>283822564
>Kirby Adventure Wii is still £40
What the actual fuck.
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>>283822159

Well first, people nostalgia until they realize it looks like shit and not like in their memory, secondly getting a n64 is kind of complicated, more people have wiimotes etc. You don't need every Mario Party, but I have none, so why not get the first in HD.
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is $40 really that big of a deal? That's how much the original Canvas Curse cost...

And that was what, 9 years ago?
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>>283822604
Even the review the gamespot reviewer did made the game look like fun. It was hilarious how she was trying to make the controls look bad but just ended up making me think she sucked at videogames
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>>283822771
Everyone on /v/ is NEET.
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>>283822893
>she
I think that explains it.
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>>283822979
Well obviously
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>>283822893
>She
Bitch probably couldn't relate to Kirby.
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welp i guess i won't turn on Wii U until splatoon
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>>283822159
>worse than its predecessors
I have not seen a mario game that was better or worse than the previous version, they are all the same fucking game.

The only people that seem to think otherwise is that it comes down too "BUT THEY WERE THE MINIGAMES I PLAYED AS A KID THEY ARE BETTER!"
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>>283821938
>>283821938
>Do games even punish you for dying anymore?
Not really. But honestly I don't care anymore. Like Fire Emblem Awakening got shit within fans because it had an option to remove permadeath. I still played classic and resetting everytime someone died.

It's all part of that "broadening the audience" policy that videogame companies are trying to make and the result is more boring games
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>game journalist pros trying to rig another game review
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>>283823093
Don't trust reviewers man, look at the game yourself.
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>>283821710
I dont think GTA since 3 was ever about being some challenging game.
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>>283813436
It's not even sixt- Ah, fuck it. This is bait anyways.
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>>283823097
Mario Party 2 was better than Mario Party 1 because it didn't have those awful analogue rotation games

also the little costumes
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>>283823108
>Fire emblem people complaining about the option to remove permadeath

90% of the motherfuckers save scum anyway, there is literally no punishment to doing so and no reason to not save scum in fire emblem
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>>283823375
Well I meant more from like a general standpoint, the only reason I disliked the Wii mario parties was because the motion controls were so unresponsive, but they have gotten a lot better at them so it is a moot point now
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>>283823513
honestly, the best thing about Mario Party 9 was how almost none of the minigames were motion controlled

Although the shit with the little cars was kind of a lame change
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>>283822770
People say the car mechanic in 9 and 10 ruins the competitive aspect and forces you to work together.

These people have clearly never played the game since my asshole friends always made sure to force me into the stage hazards whenever we played.
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>>283823196
>Actually want to become a Journalist
>Not sure if I should go full-on Youtube Critic or partner with something

Help.
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>>283811674
How can anyone call himself reviewer if w101, Kirby and donkey kong are too hard for them?
Seriously, are reviewers just a bunch of old man in their 70s doing it as minimum wage job because proper journalism wont employ them anymore, because this is the impression i get
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>>283821717
>giantbomb review loaded with Nintendo putting their games on iOS talk
>specifies this game as an example

>mfw thinking about Canvas Curse's harder levels without a stylus
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>>283823968
>i want to play video games as a living!

you and 500000 other people int he world, youll come to terms with reality just like everyone else
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>>283823751

So far most of Mario Party 10's minigames don't appear to be not motion controlled. In my opinion they look pretty fun as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INy809Wphz8

None of them look like the half assed ones in previous games were you could win randomly or within seconds.
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>>283824154
No their a bunch of hipster faggots that say they love videogames when their favorite games are the newest uncharted or Dragon age etc.
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>>283824462
I want to WRITE about Videogames for a living.
Implying it would take effort.
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>>283824170
>mfw thinking

Well that's one thing they don't do, think. It's just "DS has a touch screen...my iPhone has a touch screen...therefore they're the same"
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>>283824729
>im going to be a video games journalist!
no, you're not.
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>>283813257
Adorable.
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>>283811674
The trailer looked like a DS game gone HD really Shit game for such a good franchise
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>>283824170
>giant bomb
>credible
half their members were involved in gamergate and rigging articles/review scores
they gave gone home GOTY
and now are just a bunch of youtube-tier let's players with no credibility and no back bone
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>>283825091
We're not posting slow enough to need drama bumps anon.

Not very thread needs to go 100 mph.
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>>283824462
It's really not as hard as you think.
You just have to be a try hard attention whore.
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>>283813257
incredible
we are all blado
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>>283824946
>*I want
>Was simple asking for advice

Fine I'll drop the topic then you retard.
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>>283824563
>Those boss minigames
Holy shit
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>>283812708

Lifting uses a lot of calories in recovery.

Don't dismiss cardio on whether it burns more or less though, it's far more beneficial for cardiovascular health than lifting. A combination of the two is a happy middle ground
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>>283825195
It my actual feeling, I am sorry it's drama this game looks just like a DS game to me.
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>>283825761
But cardio kills gaaaaaains.
/fit/ told me so.
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>>283825960
Therefore why it costs as much as a 3ds game
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