Welcome to BIRTHDAYQUEST! It's the same as DRAWQUEST, but it's my birthday today, so I'm doing a special DQ.
So, let's start!
YOU are at some sort of PARTY. There's some CAKE and PRESENTS. Maybe it's someone's birthday?
Anyways, who are YOU?
6 decides.
Hitler.
Butch Deloria
Fat guy with a Fedora
I am Roger Rapist.
Stephen Hawking
>>283745537
Anita
austin powers
Moot
AC1D_RA1N
A ballsack.
the meme master
Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta.
>>283745796
fuck sakes, /v/
>>283745796
GAME ON NYPD.
Rias. I'm Rias.
>>283745913
BITCHEZ WILL DIE
>>283745913
BITCHEZ WILL DIE
>>283745537
THIS AIN'T NO VIDEO GAME
Professor Hitlerballs
>>283745913
BITCHEZ WILL DIE
>>283745796
That's right! You're AC1D_RA1N! It appears bitches will be dying tonight.
Who's birthday party is this? I heard it'sCOUGH COUGHsomeone'sCOUGH COUGHbirthday today.
Riley here.
>>283746129
IT'S QUESTY'S BDAY!!!!
>>283745796
BITCHEZ WILL DIE
>>283746129
Jennifer Hale
>>283746129
Tupac's
I'm a naked clown in sad face
>>283746129
Reggie
>>283746129
It's Questy's birthday of course!
>>283746129
Jon Travolta
>>283746129
anyone but Questy?
>>283745986
rerolling
>>283746129
Kirby's birthday
>>283746129
Anita Sarkeesian
>>283746129
barney
Hey, my birthday is the 18th as well. Party?
Come on guys, you gotta get a 6!
>>283746934
Mine's today, the 17th
>>283746129
IT'S THE NUMBER 6'S BIRTHDAY
>>283746129
Hideo Kojima
>>283746129
Questy's birthday
>>283746993
its your birthday asshole
>>283746885
Roll
it's bill bailey's birthday of course
>>283746129
chris-chan
>>283746372
rolling
Damn, no sixes
FIRST REPLY TO THIS WINS
Moot
>>283747183
questy's
>>283747218
No I don't think that's it.
>>283747218
How could YOU forget? It's QUESTY's [Undisclosed number]th birthday!
There's CAKE on a TABLE next to you, and PRESENTS on the other side of the room. GUESTS surround you. Notable guests include some DUDE with a pompadour, a pretty adorable BEAR, and a... black CAT? Lots of ANONs, too.
>>283747779
Oh, I forgot- What do YOU do?
>>283747779
>>283747894
flirt with the bear
>>283747779pet questy's hair
>>283747779
Pet the cat, which is named Fluffles
>>283747894
FUCK the CAKE
>>283745537
Happy Birthday.
>>283748190
Thanks!
>>283747894
fuck the cake
>>283747894
Take a big, steaming shit on the floor.
>>283747779
Attempt to Seduce Questy.
>>283747779
Kill Questy.
Smear cake on pompadour's guy hair
>>283748303
reroll
First reply wins
I think we're gonna do this rule now
FROM NOW ON, FIRST REPLY TO ME WINS
>>283748637
>Smear cake on pompadour's guy hair
>>283748637
pet the cat
>>283748637
fuck the cake
bumping for OP
>>283748667
YOU grab a fistful of CAKE and smear it on the guy's pompadour.
"Hey!" he shouts. It's DUDE the BRO from DRAWQUEST 2! Oh shit son
What do YOU do?
>>283749207
Go on adventures with Space dandy
>>283749207
Suck pompadour dude's dick.
>>283749207
give Dude the Bro a blunt
>>283749609
BLUNTS
Man this thread died real quick
>>283749285
YOU ask DUDE the BRO if you can go on adventures with him.
"First off, I'm not Space Dandy. Second, you smeared cake in my hair. Unless you can 360 quickscope, I'm not adventuring with you."
What do YOU do?
>>283749609
>>283749659hey guys
>>283749776
No one got a six. Until you just did.
>>283749776
THANKS MOOT
>>283749842
Leave the party and go find a girl so you can level up
>>283750024
Reroll
>>283745537
It is also my birthday today
I was sick and alone the entire day
I hope you have a better birthday than me
>>283749842
Apply to FAZE clan
>>283750024
YOU step out into the night to go find a GIRL.
Where do YOU go?
>>283750191
Are you me? Or are youmy brother posting and fucking making me have to wait to post please stop Jack
>>283750321
The space bar of the cat from that old drawquest
>>283750321
You go to a gay strip club owned by a certain jish the fish
>>283750363
YOU go to the SPACE BAR. The same BLACK CAT from the BIRTHDAY PARTY is tending the bar. Huh.
YOU can order a DRINK from the CAT, or talk to some ALIENS.
What do YOU do?
>>283750523Jake pls
>>283750801
recruit aliens for your adventure
>>283750801
WHIP OUT YOUR DICK AND WACK IT FURIOUSLY
>>283750801
Level up
>>283750801
Fuck the cat
>>283750939
YOU see three ALIENS to possibly recruit.
ONE is a TENTACLE MONSTER.
The SECOND is an angry looking INSECT.
The THIRD is a 10/10 ALIEN BABE.
Who do YOU approach?
>>283751567
piss in a beer bottle and pour it in #3s asshole
>>283751567
the babe the babe the babe
>>283751567
Angry looking insect
>>283751567
All of them
>>283751651
YOU piss in an empty BOTTLE, and proceed to try to pour it in the ALIEN BABE's asshole. However, your hand slips and you jam the BOTTLE up her ass.
The ALIEN BABE shrieks in terror, and is screaming now. Everyone is looking at YOU. The GUARDS are walking towards YOU.
What do YOU do?
>>283752194
use her like a axe
>>283752194
try again to piss in a beer bottle and pour it in #3s asshole
>>283752194
Use alien babe as a weapon againist guards
>>283752194
Fly out of there in style.
>>283752194
Pull out beer bottle, stab guards with broken bottle
Escape with delicious alien booty
>>283752194
Level up on the alien babe so you might win against the guards
>>283752286
YOU grab the ALIEN BABE by the legs and attack the first GUARD with her.
Success!
The first GUARD has been KO'd.
The second GUARD rushes at you.
What do YOU do?
>>283752653
use shark repllent
>>283752653
tempt with superior pussy, then do a shazzam smack
>>283752653
Slam that nigga's ass
>>283752653
Fuck the other guard up
>>283752704
YOU spray the GUARD with SHARK REPELLENT.
The GUARD is blinded now.
What do YOU do?
>>283753109
Level up on the alien babe
>>283753109
PUNCH HIM!
>>283753214
YOU gain some EXP from the ALIEN BABE!
Level up! YOU are stronger now.
What do YOU do?
>>283753692
ALL POINTS INTO ATTACK
>>283753692
Go finish off the guard
>>283753692
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>283753771
YOU put all your points into ATTACK.Sadly, YOUR dick shrinks, and you lose your weed.
What do YOU do?
New rule: First post with an even number wins.
>>283754067
get lewd scene as gift for questy
>>283754067
sing the songs of your people to the guards
>>283754067
Go find Questy and give him a gift.
>>283754067
Welcome 2nd guard to the Space Jam
>>283754067
Use your new strength to have sex with an attractive female
>>283754138
YOU sing the SONG of your people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
It annoys the hell out of the GUARDS, and they want to kill themselves!
What do YOU do?
>>283754421
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>283754421
LEWD SCENE WITH FEMALE
>>283754421
Get killed
>>283754474
Aw dammit cmon
>>283754457
>>283754467
The tides don't love us today
>>283754554
>implying you don't have multiple lives
>>283754474
The GUARD pulls out a KNIFE and stabs YOU multiple times.
GAME OVER
Continue or New Game?
>>283754920
New Game
>>283754920
yes
>>283754920
wake up in gamer hell
>>283754920
Lewd scene with alien babe
>>283754920
New game, playing as alien babe w/ bottle still in ass
>>283755000
Nice trips bruh
>>283754992
NEW GAME
Welcome the DRAW QUEST MYSTERY DUNGEON!
Let's take a small quiz to determine who you are.
First question...
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
>>283755229
DEAD
>>283755229
wizardchan
>>283755229
Prison
>>283755229
jobless
>>283755276
not even joking
>>283755276
Great! Next question.
What is your favorite color?
>>283755528
Blue
>>283755528
Semen
>>283755528
black like my soul
>>283755546
Great! Next question.
Fill in the blank! "Girl, your booty is ___."
>>283755671
Gay
>>283755671
Whack, yo
>>283755671
flat
>>283755671
shit
>>283755671
Dammit, forgot my pic. Fuck it
>>283755714
Great! Next question.
How would you catch a predator?
>>283755831
By fucking her right in the pussy
>>283755831
seduce it
>>283755831
Why don't you take a seat over there
>>283755831
Please have a seat over there
>>283755964
fuck off ios using cunt
>>283755870
Great! Next question.
Who's your Smash main?
>>283756045
dark pit
Diddy kong
>>283756045
Marth
>>283756045
Luigi
>>283756045
Kek
>>283756108
Great! Final question!
Tits or Ass?
>>283756209
tits
Questy's mom
>>283756209
>>283756209
Ass
>>283756209
PENIS
>>283756209
Hometown
>>283756209
Dick
>>283756247
Re rolling
>>283756274
Great!
You seem like thequeertype of person. You like to spend your time shitposting on the internet and protecting your virginity from the vicious she beasts.
Someone like you must be...
>>283756438
a faggot
>>283756247
rolling for this regardless of question
>>283756438
STARSCREAM
>>283756438
Cory in the house
>>283756438
A gaynigger from outer space
>>283756438
Ebola chan
>>283756438
what's the rolling rule here? Seems random.
>>283756438
rectangular
>>283756539
Reroll
>>283756545
rerollan
>>283756438
death itself
>>283756572
confirmed, we are a retard
>>283756572
first one to get an even number
care to read the thread?
>>283756438
Antony burch
...a NECKBEARD!
But no QUEST is complete without a partner! Who's your partner?
>>283756572
First even reply
>>283756804
Dank memes
>>283756804
a qt trap
>>283756804
a hot pocket
>>283756804
Cory in the house!!!
>>283756804
Shit thread
FUCKING PISSED Kirby
>>283756804
STARSCREAM
>>283756804
Questy's Mom
>>283756915
dude there's like 3 quest threads on right now go to any
>>283756864
Your partner is DANK MEMES!
What's your QUEST?
>>283757183
kill self
>>283757183
To lose your virginity
>>283757183
to be the very best
>>283757183
Purge Reddit.
>>283757183
To make gamer girls go home
>>283757250
Of course! A near-wizard like you surley must want to lose his virginity!
Tits (or ass, if that's your thing) are your goal!
What do YOU do first?2 or 6 decide.
>>283757765
Rape Questy
>>283757765
shitpost
>>283757765
go shitpost on 4chan
>>283757765
shitpost
>>283757765
Go to bar where first character died
>>283757765
See if you really can trade dank memes for sex.
>>283757765
Lewd sex scene w/ prostitute
>>283757765
Cry.
>>283757765
Fap to Questy's mother
>>283757842
>>283757840
>>283757815
shitpostmind
>>283757765
GET RIPPED
>>283757970
It's a sign, we better shitpost.
>>283758000
>trips
>>283757840
YOU decide to SHITPOST. Why not? YOU got nothing better to do.
...there, that's off your chest. Fuck quest threads. Fucking faggots.
What do YOU do now?
>>283758353
take a nap
>>283758353
a loli sits on your face
>>283758353
forget the quest, shitpost forever
>>283758353
GET. RIPPED.
>>283758353
Commit seppuku
>>283758353
Go find Questy's mom and bang her.
>>283758353
>ttyd is best paper mario
how is this shitpost?
>>283758353
Fap
>>283758353
Invadde another quest thread
>>283758426
All of the sudden, a LOLI sits on YOUR face!
Shit shit shit, this is the farthest you've ever gotten with a girl! This is the first time one's even touched you!
What do YOU do?
>>283758942she shits
>>283758942
stab her
>>283758942
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>283758942
Show her your penis with a six-pack.
Huh, look at that. Funny coincidence.
>>283759006
Oh my.
Bump so this stays around
>>283758942
cum and start farting.
>>283759006Shit, I was hoping this would have been hyped up more
YOU grab the LOLI and proceed to fuck her right in the pussy.
QUEST COMPLETED! You lost your virginity! But now you're gonna go to jail for a long time you sick fuck.
What do YOU do before the COPS show up?
>>283759928
Cry
>>283759928
get a bigger cock and go DEEEEEEEEEEPER
>>283759928
Kill yourselfand go to gamer hell
>>283759928
Yell about how your favorite box that plays games is better than someone elses box that plays games. then cry.
>>283759928
Go to Questy's birthday party.
>>283759928
Abort yourself
>>283760061
FUCK ANOTHER LOLI
>>283759928
Commit sudoku
>>283759928
>>283760065
Also meet up with AC1D_RA1N
>>283759928
is this the first porn drawing you ever did
>>283760182
Using the last of your pathetic life, YOU commit sudoku.
GAME OVER
>>283760456
noit's the secondi know it's shit, I'm rushing to keep the thread alive, and I'm tired as hell
>>283760714
Dank Memes takes over
>>283760714
You emerge as a spirit and possess the freshly fucked Loli
>>283760714
top kek
>>283760714
>>283760798
reroll
>>283760714
Turns out it was all a twisted fantasy made by a perverse mind, and the loli is fine. Continue play as loli. Dank memes can come if he likes.
>>283760714
Turns out it's a video game of you
>>283760798
rollin
Do you guys really want to continue?
I'm really fucking tired, and I'd be okay with stopping for today.
>>283760797can you draw it not rushed one day there isnt enough of this yknow
>>283760885
rollan
>>283761190IDK man, I'm not really into lolis and shit, but there's a cleaned up version here >>283761154
>>283761154
>>283761190
MY WISH HAS COME TRUE
>>283761154
Go get some sleep Questy. You deserve it.
Happy Birthday Questy!
Thanks for the fun, everyone. It made my birthday a little better.
See you all next time!
>>283761551
Thanks!