Is this the softest video game character in all video games?
You can go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
That's a balloon, it's probably all latex-y and gross feeling. Not soft at all.
He's right though, it looks dumb. Pic related, infinitely better senran. Spoilered for full frontal nudity.
how does this not look soft to you?
That skin is way too shiny to be healthy. She'd be all dry to the point of sticky, gross. Also why do her hair spiral things look like bug nets or something, is that supposed to be attractive?
Especially when this soft sex magnet exists
You see that white stuff that's cotton nigga, and you know what? You will never rub the tip of your dick against it with each stroke bringing you closer the climax, while it stares up at smiling like nothing is wrong.
It will never try to force your massive dick into its tiny mouth struggling tears gushing out but stares lovingly at your eyes trying to make you happy.
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She pretty soft, but not as soft as Murasaki.
>Hates skin blemishes and imperfections
>Wants girl completely shaved
You heard me, who is going to make all them cheeseburgers?
/r9k/ abducted the pepe I knew and loved.
I don't think it would actually be comfortable in real life.
it's because her stomach would work too wasn't it?
Don't remember having scallops at a macca's
Nigga. I flossed my teeth on a chick's armpit. I LIVE for that natural state.
Women have been growing hair since the dawn of humanity. It's only natural to want to the fluffy embrace of a woman's sweet, slightly odoriferous tufts around your dick. I real man loves EVERY PART of the female. Graduate high school already.
>turned off by characteristics of sexual maturity
How's being a pedo working out for you.
These characters look so shiny and glossed. How in the world can they be soft?
What soft thing do you know is shiny?
It doesnt matter either way because shes not.