Exactly, that's why I can't stand her fanbase. They see her as a cute pretty girl rather than a cool, tough woman who usually wears armor, which was effectively canonized with Other M.
>Not liking lewd ZSS
Fucking puritan/SJW ameriturds.
Oh, and this is despite the fact that I'm a complete sucker for Lucina, Palutena and Zelda, and love seeing them in cute anime fan art (but not always yuri).
Samus is different. Samus is a cool woman, not a cute girl.
You mean Samus in general, right? Her fanbase is ridiculous and the worst thing on /v/ ever. People don't even like her, they like her for what she "represents". Which apparently is never talking and never being seen at all.
same here as a F-Zero fan.
All hype but no discussion of the game makes me sad.
More like the entire Metroid fanbase is full of whiny manbabies:
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY IS SAMUS A SEXIST BIMBO NOW? I SWEAR I'M A NICE GUY AND THAT MISOGYNIST ZERO SUIT OF HER OFFENDS ME
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY IS RETRO WASTING TIME MAKING DONKEY KONG INSTEAD OF METROID?
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW A MOLE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE SAMUS A SHITTY CHARACTER CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW SAMUS IS NO LONGER THE 6'3 AMAZON SHE WAS IN A SINGLE PAGE OF A COMIC FROM 20 YEARS AGO
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW MUH RIDLEY IN SMASH
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY NO NEW METROID GAME, NINTENDO?
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW OTHER M DOESN'T COUNTS BECAUSE I SAY SOOOOOOOOO
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW BOYCOTT OTHER M BECAUSE IT'S SEXIST
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WHY DON'T METROID GAMES SELL?
>WAAAAAAHHHHH, SHE'S CALLED SAMUS, NOT METROID YOU SHITLORD
>WAAAAAAAAHHH WHY NO METROID 20TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS?
>WAAAAAAAHHHH WHY IS SAMUS A BLONDE BIMBO ANIMU MISOGYNY STEREOTYPE, DESPITE BEING EXACTLY THAT BACK THEN?
>WAAAAAHHHHH HER JET BOOTS ARE OPPRESSIVE SIGN OF THE PATRIARCHY
>WAAAAAAHHHHH WHY RIDLEY LOOKS LIKE SHIT NOW?
>WAAAAAAHHHHH WEIRD NECK
>WAAAAAAHHHHH STAGE HAZARD
>yfw this is what most animu ZSS waifufags want Samus to turn into
>and yes, ZSS is renamed "Samus" and regular Samus is renamed "Power Suit Samus" in Smash
Think of a male video game character that you really like.
Now imagine the next game released in his series reveals that he's actually a whiny bitch.
Are you pleased?
Fucking gamergate faggots, I swear, you're better than feminists and SJWs but not by a lot.
It's better than what those OTHER fans want...
Question: are there people who would be happy if Link was revealed in the next Zelda game to be a whiny femboy twink who talks about his friends a la Marth?
At least there's the whole "multiple incarnations" thing
No, it's only JUST AS BAD as what those other fans want, for different reasons. Lesbo butch dyke Samus is just as bad as animu moeshit Samus.
Pic related is how Samus should be: strong AND beautiful.
>Think of a male video game character that you really like.
>Now imagine the next game released in his series reveals that he's actually a whiny bitch.
>Are you pleased?
No, but I get called a Dobson if I complain because you played that game when you were a child.
>Cool characters with insufferable fanbases
All of them.
People treat this mediocre crap like it's the second coming of Christ.
>ITT: Cool characters with insufferable fanbases
>punishing the games instead of the faggotbase
You're really missing out, especially with Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
>every casuals favorite and most deep character ever despite no personality whatsoever
>CLOUD IS COOL BUT LINK WOULD TOTALLY BEAT HIM
>lol he just screams! sheeaak! yeeeaah! XD
>check out this permanent tatoo of LINK I put on my dick
>WUT IF LINK WUS A GIRL LMAO
Most lewd ZSS is drawn in anime-like style and they don't know how latex suits or anatomy work.
So dislocated legs, tiny arms, broken spines and vacuum sealed uncomfortable suits are basically what most ZSS lewd is.
If you don't know how anatomy works and can't draw it properly you can't draw women.
If you can't draw clothing properly then you can't draw sexy women.
You can draw sex though and for people with low standards that's enough.
>no personality whatsoever
That's part of the appeal of Link, as well as non-Other M Samus. You can imagine him however you want and project your personality onto him, as the creators intended for you to do.
Though I agree that it's annoying how he's every casual's favorite character
even though he's technically mine
>im okay with every part of this design
>Think of a male video game character that you really like.
>Now imagine the next game released in his series reveals that he's actually a whiny bitch.
>Are you pleased?
Already happened and I don't give a fuck because I'm not a fucking stupid americunt libtard/feminist.
Last time I checked Samus had little to nor personality before Other M.
because you're an obsessed piece of shit that cannot shut the fuck up about the potrayal of his shitty blankslate waifu
>how she SHOULD be
>strong AND beautiful
After playing Other M you would expect people to hate it because it's a horrible game but oh no you assholes keep complaining about muh samus muh emotionless robot
do the world a favor and kill yourself
I hope the whole IP goes down the gutter
Riven is an odd case because the chsracter herself is actually pretty lame (being voiced by Christina Vee making it worse), and her mechanics are obnoxious as all hell but she's still pretty fun to dabble in on occasion. Her playerbase is absolutely fucking terrible however, even by LoL standards. They make the rest of the LoL playerbase look like Rhodes scholars holy shit.
God dammit, WHY did Other M have to spawn people who think that everyone wants Samus to be an emotionless genderless robot?
Being a woman is part of her appeal. Having a face you can see (occasionally) and identify with is part of her appeal. Otherwise she'd just be Nintendo's Master Chief ripoff.
The guy who made Unteralterbach. He's making a sequel and he's going to put Clementine in it.
Because that is literally how you faggots argue
You barely see people shitting on Other M because it's a horrible game
All you assholes do is complaining because your headcanon doesn't align with the game anymore
Pic related. My favorite Pokemon ever, but yeah. Genwunners.
From what I can gather, I'll make up a rational, subjective opinion: Other M is a competently made game that nonetheless has many flaws that weren't present in the older Metroids, undid a lot of their innovations, and gave a fixed personality to Samus that made her look like a stereotypical supporting female character and didn't align with the most popular interpretation of her character that fit within how she was in previous games.
But she did in the various text logs and canned animations prior to Other M.
Everything used to build up Ridley as a rival was done better in the Prime series for several characters (Like Prime) just without dialogue or lengthy cutscenes voiced by monotone Samus but you don't need that to convey character.
Everyone already knows that Other M has terrible gameplay and story and that stands seperately from the Metroid series.
It has been discussed to death because holding the Wiimote sideways has never been a good way to interface with a game that isn't a 2D platformer.
The portrayal of Samus on the other hand is still a matter of debate for some people and doesn't stand seperately from the Metroid series as a whole.
Please tell me this is a self-aware parody.
>don't like some shit western design
>hur must like some shit eastern design
>The portrayal of Samus on the other hand is still a matter of debate for some people
And that's exactly why I fucking hate you and hope the franchise dies just to get rid of you fuckheads
I also have to correct myself, it's not about the potrayal, it's literally only her looks.
Prove me wrong faggot
>being a homosexual degenerate
During the day of reckoning, you WILL get baked.
The only thing that annoys me about Samus fans are the ones who praise her as teh best female character in gaming. I mean sure she has a cool design but excluding Other M she has no personality and is a mute. Compared to other female characters she is hardly the best. she is a 1 dimensional character, deal with it.
You can be mute and still show character. If you paid any attention to her actions throughout the Prime games, you would know this.
First of all, even before Other M, she wasn't completely mute. She even provided opening narration for Super Metroid.
Secondly, her being a mute blank slate is actually a point in her favor, just like with Link.
>What is situational context
Certainly more character than discussing Adam constantly inside and outside of her thoughts.
She doesn't express a single opinion of her own during Other M.
In fact she isn't the character who gets anything done in Other M.
Prove me wrong faggot.
Played Prime and Echoes nigga
Implying that Samus shows so much emotion and has such a strong character by the bunch of little snippets retro threw in here and there is more strawman than what you accuse me off.
But I know that the next post will be some greentext about something I didn't say with the WebM of Samus closing that soldiers eye in Echoes so I'm quitting here
>No you don't understand she just 2deep4u
She's just a blank slate for the player, just like Link or Gordon Freeman. This isn't much to her character in terms of personality.
I blame that stupid Expand Dong meme.
>She's just a blank slate for the player, just like Link or Gordon Freeman. This isn't much to her character in terms of personality.
This. But Metroidfags are so fucking autistic they'll deny this.
>brainless bimbos are SO HOT HURR
Even scat makes mor sense than this fucking bullshit, holy fuck
So we can all agree that the Dante fanbase is the best?
>I only played Other M
Sasuga Team Ninja
Bimbo fetishists are the kind of person that are so hopelessly shitty as human beings they know the only woman that would ever fuck them is one that has literally been robbed of any free will and personality.
>great all around attacker
>awesome in smash
now he's just generic pokemon furbait
>Zero Suit Samus is designed by people with zero taste in beautiful women
>We will never get this ZSS in vidya
Why go on living
>Bimbo fetishists are the kind of person that are so hopelessly shitty as human beings they know the only woman that would ever fuck them is one that has literally been robbed of any free will and personality.
Yeah, exactly. Bimbo fags are nothing but extemely pathetic beings, that's why I hate that fetish so much.
>people are too retarded to talk with real women or even build a relationship with them
>get attracted to brainless sluts instead
>get attracted to brainless sluts instead
That's basically what Samus has been from the first game though: a literal prostitute with no personality.
I mean if we're being honest, somewhere between two to three would be the hottest form of her. Without the dumb ass heels and bracelets though.
I mean all the new samus shitters are still insufferable but between 2 and 3 is the peak in that chart aspect.
yea there's porn of every pokemon the day its released, especially the early releases like lucario.
but still early release furshit like sylveon, zoroark, and the starters dont have the same legacy.
Transgender is a misnomer.
It's more like Male-to-Female transformation fantasies. Usually someone's self insert transforming into their favorite female character or a canon male character transforming into a woman.
>I-I don't even like bimbos, stop being so rough on them!
Fetishes tell a lot about a person, anon. They are literally what a person finds sexually arousing. Tell me what YOU think it means when someone finds brainless morons with an innate desire to fuck everything they see the ideal woman?
I'd say they're far worse.
ZSSfags: Straight men who enjoy a good fap.
Power Suitfags: Autistic waifufags who insist a shitty blank slate is a good character.
The only reason why Samus is female at all is so she can perform a striptease at the end of the game, but her permavirgin fanbase insists there's no pandering in that whatsoever.
Why do people evaluate fetishes by how much "sense" they make? None of them make sense. Anything outside of baby-making is perversion.
What? It's pretty simple, it could really only be considered overdesigned compared to the current one which is just a latex bodysuit. I like it, the only addition seems to be metal bits that would interface with the power suit, which is fine.
>Being sexy ruins a strong character
>Implying it detracts from Samus' character (a barely silent protagonist)
>Caring about a videogame character because she somehow represents women in videogames like a game character matters that much
It shows you care more about appealing to others than you are about the games themselves.
>implying its not a penalty for not taking your time
That graphic means she went to fast and forgot her spacesuit, she only has moments left to live in those outer space conditions.
You're an imbecile, and an arrogant one at that. You put too much emphasis on sexuality
You'd do better to judge a man on his favorite foods. At least he indulges those desires consistently
>Thank you drawthreads
u wot m8
Kirby fans are mostly peaceful, although with a wee bit of autism, but they're still pretty cool bros and Wario fans actually have some pretty peaceful, if not the most peaceful threads just either discussing WL or WW if they're not invaded by either shitposters or Ashley spammers.
If I'm not mistaken, Kirby requests are asked a whole lot, but I always thought because the requester would think it's something easy to draw for a artist, but can come off as a boring request. Wario fans usually do either joke requests or just something that makes Wario look either badass or just plain silly.
>Anyone on 4chan eating more often than they fap
>At least those on about the power suit and shit actually, you know, like fucking video games.
They are like Zeldafags that get Triforce tatoos after playing 3 hours of OoT.
They don't play videogames. They pose with their 2deep4you badass character bullshit
I fap to powersuit Samus because the suit is so nicely ambiguous and I like people in thick armor kicking ass.
Being a bi fag is pretty nice.
Wow, incredible assessment, Freud. I suppose everyone who's ever fapped to a loli is a pedophile and everyone who's fapped to futa and traps is a faggot. So everyone who faps to bimbos must be a wife beating frat boy.
the autism this game generates scared me off playing it for good
>tfw nobody to analyze my personality though my fetishes
I like both bara and shota but I still like girls, especially flat chest + hife hips. I don't have any very odd fetishes, just pretty specific ones like cable bondage.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It tells nothing. I could make some sweeping generalizations that you like fuller women because they appear pampered or maybe because it has a matronly feel, but I don't want to patronize you
Commissioner here. It is true, the tears were delicious, but I also do like bimbofication.
And of course the "Primal Desires" follow up is meant to be a joke. She addresses fucking "Metroid Man" in the image for God's sake.
Which Link and which Zelda game are you talking about? I don't recall any Link doing what Samus does in Other M.
Unless you're talking about the 1980's American-made cartoon, which was made when only two Zelda games existed and isn't canon in the slightest anyway.
But I dont have a fetish for pregnancy
I actually find pregnant bellies gross
Some fetishes do reflect upon the type of person you are, but they're usually the ones grounded in reality.
Shit like any subset of mind control or transformation isn't much of an indicator as to who a person is.
However, there's stuff like the current butt of all fetish jokes, cuckolding. White guilters and feminists tend to end up being cuckolds as well. People who advocate that transsexual degenerates are they gender they claim to be end up having fetishes for those transsexuals.
I will one day. BSB works lightning fast. Most fagass fetish artists will keep you waiting for over a month even if you've already paid them. BSB has it ready to go the morning after.
"Cuckolding" only became a very recent buzzword on /v/ because of AVGN. Until then none of you cared one whit about swingers and wife-sharing, something that's been happening since humanity existed.
All of them, prove me wrong.
Even the one you like, you may not think you are some weird faggot obsessed about some made up character but you are to someone else.
That being said, Slyfags
>I don't give a fuck if a character becomes shitty because I'm not a feminist
>because CLEARLY this is about her being a woman and has everything to do with politics
I still can't believe a person actually wrote this post
Ryan aka Nayrman of Brainscratch Commenaries hates Nintendo and Zelda because they won't "get with the year 2015" and put full voice acting in all of their games, including Zelda. Ted and Lewis share his view. They think having to read text is antiquated and takes too long to do and it's somehow holding back video games.
I always love how they draw her fat as a projection of their own insecurity, when in fact, military women and such tend to have very athletic bodies cause they're always active.
>hurt women can't be fit/attractive that's sexist and objectifying.
Seriously, Fuck SJW
As someone that commissions fetish material, I've seen my share of polarizing comments regarding them. Attitudes like that come with the territory, though I suppose doing it out of spite is one way of dealing with it.
Me personally, I just genuinely have a curiosity to explore it more and want to find more bros that take interest. To each his own.
What does it say about me that I'm into impregnation?
She was ALWAYS sexualized. Since before her creation, fucking Ripley was a sex icon when Alien first premiered.
Fucks sakes man. It's like you fags never even played Metroid. Yes, OM botched her character, but Samus being sexy/sexualized has never been the problem, since that's Always been part of her character...
Reminder you have shit taste if you don't think this is the best looking Samus.
What if they're only attracted to drawings of children? Most loli/shota art isn't really going for realism, it's usually a very stylized version of those things. If stylized drawings that are supposed to be of children get you rock hard, but an actual child does nothing for you sexually, then you're not sexually attracted to children.
Holy good fucking god this specific person, time and time again I feel like I'm the sole person that loves it who isn't cripplingly autistic with constant problems mentally and socially even amongst their likeminded autist friends. It's terrible, and I notice this is the case with pretty much everything remotely cute even non-pokemon.
>/v/ - Behavioral Psychology Experts
>REAL children. Not imaginary pixels.
The definition just says children. Nowhere does it imply it has to be real.
I take it you're incapable of reading body languages and subtle nuances. Those also show plenty of personality, and that's also what we got a lot of in the older Metroid games. And what they showed was the exact opposite of what Samus is in MOM, which was Sakamoto's fanfiction and attempt to make Samus appealing for Japanese gamers.
fuck I was thinking too fast, I obviously mean pokemon.
She wasn't even based on Ripley at that.
Right so if you masturbate furiously to pictures of naked guys assfucking each other, you're not really gay, right? It's just drawn pictures, not real people so it's completely different, right? Sorry, but your logic is still retarded.
It only applies to real children, since they're the ones who exist and are harmed by it. Imaginary pixels do not exist, and people who are into the imaginary pixels are not automatically also into the real thing.
I guess we know who hasn't had sex with tight-bodied girl with slim tummies here then...
By my standards, that Samus with the saggy tits is not slim. Let alone athletic.
Keep deluding yourself into thinking the saggy trolls you bang are skinny.though...
Excellent thread opening, as much as I like fapbait as anyone else around here there's always a limit and ZSS Samus is just unnecessary. Zero Mission began something terrible. Look at these designs and tell me left looks as formidable as the right.
>mfw that shit didn't get funded
It was too shitty even by Kekstarter standards.
I'm not saying what you're doing is good or bad you fucking retard, I'm saying you're a pedophile. A person who is sexually attracted to young children.
Bears, Twinks, whatever.
>Some fetishes do reflect upon the type of person you are, but they're usually the ones grounded in reality.
Why so selective? I would think if you can cross-examine someone online, you should be able to dive into the impossible situations as well as fantasies, body functions, body parts, body type or ethnic and/or species preference(s).
Cherrypicking just shows a lack of prep time or willingness to expose oneself to even the slightest gist of the unsettling and that's fine if you wanna protect your mental state but keeping a distance from wanting to cross-examine the extreme, improbably in real life cases only holds back the potential of this level of discussion.
>explaining things =/= apologizing
I despise pedophiles as much as anyone, but I also don't knee-jerk decry everyone as a pedophile. There IS a huge difference between real children and drawn children: the drawn ones do not exist.
You're also assuming that if you like one then you also like both, which is untrue. Many people with a thing for imaginary things do not enjoy it in real life and vice versa.
...actually yeah, anon, you nailed it. Nice job, couldn't have said it better myself
That year(s?) of spam about DmC made me realize that my fellow Dante fans are pretty bad, but then again they might not have even been fans and just memeing/bandwagoning.
It was really obsessive and autistic.
I an very aroused by people wrestling with and being constricted by large snakes. What does that say about me?
I can give a drawn "guy" as many feminine features as I'd like. The entire basis for futa is just drawing the character entirely as a woman but slap a dick on at the end. Oppai loli is drawing a child's body and giving it huge tits. These are things that can't be tweaked or reproduced in real life, and sometimes people are attracted purely to the fictional end of things.
At the end of the day, trying to slap simplistic real-world sexuality on pure fiction is pointless.
Some artists assume there's only one kind of penultimate muscle build and assert it's more realistic. Sad, I know.
True, but the implication that Samus can't be strong and beautiful is the main problem with that picture.
Also 90s - 2002 Samus didn't seem to suffer much criticism. Also lean muscle or not, they made Samus way too thin from Zero Mission onward.
You see newfriend, there was once an admin here named moot, and he was olev.
>tfw you'll never find a cock large enough and long enough to be wrapped up in
I think it has something to do with the kind of men who literally cannot say no to a waifu and do not care what cost it comes at, and their relationship with impulse control, defensiveness and rationalisation in general.
Only because metroid fans all have their idea about what the character is.
She was mostly a blank slate prior to prime, and still was a blank slate though some personality shines through, just not enough to define a character (filler characters can clench their hands in rage or widen their eyes in surprise at giant monsters too you know). She also didn't have a characterized suit-less design prior to Zero Mission. Before hand she was a pixalated woman in a leotard with wavy hair, Then in super she was a 90's anime girl with Joey Wheeler hair. Basically the only consistency was fit girl with blonde hair.
So you have all these fags with completely different ideas of what Samus is as a character and how she looks
>Is a defense attorney.
>Wears a fedora
Congrats, you figured out why they made Samus look the way they did.
They specifically made her a beautiful woman because it was at the time the LAST thing the player would have expected to be a the best space hunter in the galaxy.
>Is a demon
>Doesn't have 2 sets of horns, hooved legs, red skin, tusk teeth, a pentagram tattoo and 6 penises.
>Doesn't wear all black and carry a katana.
What the fuck are you on about, all fetishes mean something. Why else do people find feet and armpits sexy if not for their enough role as chemical sensors? Why do people come to fetishize articles of clothing they associate with sex and intimacy? It doesn't take much imagination to put two and two together here.
>Samus through the history of metroid
>Metroid: Sprite woman in leotard based on an american model.
>Metroid: better sprite
>Super Metroid: 90's style anime woman
>Fusion: 2000's style Anime woman
>Zero Mission: 2000's style Anime woman
>Prime: Western styled, older woman
>Prime 2: Poorly slapped together western woman with some anime features
Prime 3: Western woman cosplaying as an anime woman, better developed model.
Gee I wonder where people are getting the idea of "hardened warrior samus" from?
Bellies are perfectly capable of being an attractive body part in their own right. They're literally the centre of a woman's body, and the part that will undergo the most strain in pregnancy save maybe the hips. Strong core muscles are good for anyone of any sex or age, and come in handy with birthing.
I can agree here.
All fetishes mean something about the individual, be it either a peek into their brain or simply a strong sexualization of that particular object from something in their childhood or adolescents.
I for one am into armpits because I find the scent of my partner incredibly erotic and intimate.
>>Fusion: 2000's style Anime woman
I know anime in the early 2000s. Samus' art in the ending of Fusion was hardly that in terms of body type. The face maybe, but Nintendo IS a Japanese company and R&D1 is technically the most weeb part of Nintendo.
God I fucking hate that design. I could tolerate the diddly legs TP Ganon had but those things take the cake. Look at those shinlets. This design can't tell whether it wants to be dark lord-bara or painted poser prince, and gets the worst of both.
Even though pic related is only a little bit different, it blows Sm4shnon out of the water.
Which is why she's in Zero Suit mode in Other M in combat deliberately and her Zero Suit mode appears in Smash Bros at all?
>it gives her character
She's been seen relaxing outside of her power armour since game one faggot, Zero Suit added nothing
Are you literally for fucking real? Legs straight up and down, hand on hips, other hand bearing weapon in air is a masculine as fuck pose. Meanwhile you'd have to be retarded to not recognise the left as an effiminate catwalk, with hands softly raised at the side to convey a sense of dainty balance. She's even on tiptoes.
Justin Bailey literally is not Zero Suit. The Other M tards cannot tell the difference between a blurry low-pixel end-of-game reward showing a warrior relaxing after a mission and glossy paradey fanservice throughout an entire game.
Pretty much, if we want a super-human warrior woman we have to pay homage to all sides of this equation. Balance is what is most important.
This Samus does the best job out of all the official ones thus far, though I feel it doesn't come off as super human or sensitive enough it manages to neither look like a barbie or a lesbian.
There are many ways to grieve. Some people react with flustered panic, some lock up and monologue annoyingly about the baby for five hours. Some people try to pretend it hasn't happened. Samus was respectful, sensitive, controlled and mature. A tender moment's thought for a brave fallen soldier before closing his eyes says bundles about a character.
The Zero Suit did nothing to change Samus' character. She was in several games after its debut that kept her the beautiful and ass-kicking bounty hunter she was before the Zero Suit. Other M is the thing that fucked her character up, and the only reason people keep saying the Zero Suit is the reason is because it happened to be shown a lot in Other M.
Exactly that. I'm in a funny position because I can find feet very attractive, but I can also find them very gross. I had some encounters with them in my late childhood and early puberty that I think shaped my attraction, but not enough to make me a full fetishist. Nonetheless, I can see why even a non-fetishist can like feet, and same for armpits; it's not like they don't bear resemblances to certain other parts of a woman's anatomy from different angles anyhow.
What other fetishes are there to cover? Sub/dom is just a desire for a controlled relationship, some people have an instinctive sense of weakness and want another to literally take responsibility for them and their actions, with physical punishment being the ultimate sign of care. Leather is just an extension of this.
I know that, I was talking specifically about her Other M/SM4SH incarnations and her fanart portrayals. I just hope that whenever Nintendo can manage to shit out a new Metroid game they don't include ZSS, or at least only as a CONGRATULATIONS U BEAT THE GAME thing.
>part of Power Suit Samus' fanbase
>POWER SUIT Samus
>autistic waifufags prefer a version of the character where her face, boobs and ass are all hidden
>meanwhile the straight master race men cool guys are the ones who fap to pixels all day and enjoy lewd cutesy animu fanart
Smash having the Zero Suit in it didn't change her personality, either. Seems like you simply hate the Zero Suit because of how it looks and have grafted all of your other complaints about Metroid and Samus onto it as a scapegoat.
Sub/dom is more of a way to classify some fetishes. Not that those fetishes are necessarily sub/dom, it's more of the interpretation or perception that puts them in that department.
Another Ganon for comparison's sake; if you want to do cartoony, do it properly.
On account of noticing something about a shoe?
>that feel when you're a hot lady shaped monkey with denim shorts sliding up your juicy ass, and rubbing against your new monkey girl pussy.
>The realization that this is the pinnacle of human fetish.
She had no personality in the Smash games outside of having the biggest tits/ass yet, having a seductive voice and supermodel face with makeup. She just feels so disconnected from the Samus in the suit. And it's impossible to NOT connect it to the Other M character. I feel like I have valid reasons to dislike her.
Looks like the ugly girl from Silent Hill
Not a surprise. Japanese men are globally in 2nd place as the most emasculated. So they love ballbusting bitches. I mean they indoctrinate their boys into loving bitches as early as putting abusive tsunderes in their cartoons. Condition boys into loving being bitched at by cunts.
Smash proved one thing. As awful as Other M was and as much as everyone hated it, Nintendo still considers it legit and will never render it non-canon.
Metroid is pretty much ruined forever.
i wish this wasn't true
but i can't lie to myself
Pretty much, every part of ZSS looks like an ugly person trying desperately to look 6/10 through cosmetics. The skin looks like it's thick with foundation, the jaw is adenoid and weak, the hairstyle is bleached wank. You can almost feel the Retro modeller's contempt for the piece.
I don't know why people want her to look so plain and expressionless she could be the default face in a character creator. Fucking stupid.
I'd rather the distinct cocky demeanor of the 2D metroids. I know pic related is zero mission, but super is the best.
But oh noooo that could be construed as being attractive and that's terrible, don't you know slightly attractive people are bimbos with no personality by default.
Because people aren't capable of naming shit? What fucking planet do you come from?
Why the fuck is she wearing lipstick? That's all I could think throughout the last half of Zero Mission.
What fucking use is makeup for a bounty hunter who's face is covered 99% of the time anyway?
At least the Samus in that art seems to have more muscle mass than the bimbo twig from Other M.
Zero Mission Samus is alright, but she's too glossy and weak-jawed. Take a bit of the expression from it and put it into Prime Samus and we're going good.
(no-one said anything about attractive being bad, the opposite in fact. get it together anon-kun)
Actually, no. She's much more confident and stoic and less talkative than in Other M. I feel that not tweaking ZSS's height and personality/quotes to match Other M in SSB4 was a step in the right direction.
>She had no personality in the Smash games outside of having the biggest tits/ass yet
Just the way she acts is enough. Her face is always determined and she focuses on the fight instead of asking Adam for approval. Exact same thing happened in Super Metroid: she never spoke a word and let her actions carry her character.
Smash 4 Samus is fine. Hell, every incarnation of ZSS BUT Other M is fine; MOM completely ruins her character. I was actually fine with the Fusion manga where her relationship with Adam wasn't so one sided.
>And it's impossible to NOT connect it to the Other M character.
well the fact that her smash voice sounds nothing like her other M voice makes it VERY easy to keep the two disconnected.
She's also one of the highest-tiered characters in Smash Bros, and she's not a weepy whiny crybaby in Smash, is she? So what's the problem? You hate Other M, good, but stop acting like it somehow retroactively made other games bad or something.
I don't think the intention was she's wearing lipstick so much as they meant to define lips in the first place seeing how Japanese artist drawing lips in the first place is almost a rarity.
This is enormously true. Remember that Japanese show respect by imitation, and show disrespect by deviation. Hence why when Japan was reconnecting with the west we got illustrations like this and racist as fuck accounts but when they decided we were alright suddenly they were trying their hardest to imitate us, dying their hair and copying our rock. They did great copies, don't get me wrong, it's just that Japan massively stigmatises individuality.
I heard this in a music thread a few days back, this is literally just a modified Bond theme.
I just think these people have built up their headcanon that
>Beautiful women can't be badass
And then started projecting garbage like
>She can't have a mole and wear makeup and look good and still be competent!
Personally, I think Fusion and Hunters are the best Samus'.
Americans are afraid of beautiful women and pissing off SJW, which is why Prime Samus looks like most Bioware females (ie. Sera).
>healthy facial proportions
>long, slender neck
>no trace of makeup or surgery, doesn't look like an idol or Lightning
There's a lot that's good about Prime Samus
Miyazaki is a fucking legend for speaking out against otakushit
>Miyazaki is a fucking legend for speaking out against otakushit
It's funny how /a/ thinks he's a jaded fuck way past his prime and out of touch while /v/ praises him just because he hates otaku without any real knowledge of his failings.
>Americans are afraid of beautiful women and pissing off SJW, which is why Prime Samus looks like most Bioware females (ie. Sera).
>pandering to swj
>echoes, or correuption
>barbie doll zs
>pandering to swj
the levels of stupid you are emitting is lethal
To be fair, I'm sure the intent with Prime 1 Samus was Retro showing a realistic Samus in hopes of enticing Nintendo to make a movie out of Metroid and that an actor playing Samus was an attainable concept.
That's my opinion though.
Assuming a lot there, dude. Sakamoto's abandoned Metroid, so no worries there. As long as she still kicks ass and takes names, no one should care if she's also hot and still in her Zero Suit. Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know.
The second autistic thing about metroid fans; how they want people to be introduced into their series.
They want everyone to have had the same experience they had growing up, with SNES and Super Metroid and realizing Samus was a woman for the first time. They actually believe that if a smashfag gets into metroid to see some tits and ass that they're apperciate it only for the ass and tits and not the gameplay.
But logically, if the gameplay is good then the gameplay is good and should entertain anyone regaurdless of how they got into a series.
So effectively metroid fans are saying their game has shit gameplay and that the tits and ass fags won't like it because they don't have the same autisim as them.
Eh, I'd say she's a 7/10.
But you know what I mean regardless. Detractors of the ZSS look often call her a 'bimbo' or a 'anime sex doll'. It's really weird, since it feels like something that comes straight out of tumblr.