autism

>can't wall jump
Fatty detected

>>283538314
You can actually wall jump.

I rolled across a football field once.

>>283538314
Tried to complete Legend of Zelda Link to the past when i was 8.
Im 20 and i needed to look up how to complete it. In 2014.

>>283538314
you can do it,its hard,my own record is 2 jumps,cant do more

Not really something you do in a game but once in primary school my mate was sick so I was just sitting alone all sad and shit and all the girls in my class came over.

They're all sitting around me asking questions and shit, trying to start a conversation.

Didn't answer any of them, pretended a controller was in my hands and used it to walk away.

The closest anyone's ever come to double-jumping are those moments in DDR when you go to hit a jump note but you fucked up and jumped too early.

Search your feelings, you will know it to be true

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I put plushies into my shirt to simulate muscle chest. Little did I know it made it look like oppai lolicon futa. I was a crazy 5 year old back then.

>>283538645
girls always tried to talk to me and i would just ignore them and read my star wars books

>>283538645
>>283538795
let's go for things that never happened for 500

>>283538917
Where do you think we are?

The thing in Rayman 2 where you climb between two walls.
It kinda works though.

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>>283538713
Double jumping is one of those few video game elements that does bug me.

>>283539247
I don't understand why double-jumping exists when "hold the jump button to jump higher" exists.

I don't understand why they give you a jump that's one height, and then make every-single-gap-and-ledge too high, so you have to double jump for everything, making your normal jump useless.

I played Jak 2 for like ten minutes and stopped because the double-jumping in that game drives me fucking crazy.

>>283539086
Literally this

Also

I swear the double jump in jak and daxter was theoretically possible

Never managed to pull it off though

>>283539247
what about triple jumps

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>>283538449
Oh, good. You too? Admittedly, I still do it when nobody's around. I like to think that my form has improved substantially since grade school.

>>283538314
Back when I was young I stuffed myself into a giant Pikachu plush while doing a kind of satanic ritual thinking it would make me become one.

>>283538449
>not run like sonic

>>283539764
did it work

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>>283538449
I did this but more like Ed

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>>283539247
>>283539585
I liked the Electric Shield...

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>walking downstairs like snake in mgs3

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>>283539784
They're pretty much the same. The main difference is that Naruto is easier to imitate than Sonic due to more realistic proportions.

... No, of course I haven't studied the form and practiced extensively. That would be silly.

Captcha: Slowe

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>>283538449
>Not run like Joseph.

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>>283539784
>not run like fox

>>283538917
This is 4chan you know.

>>283540193
a) that was a power up
b) it was an optional (cool as fuck) thing
c) It didn't make your original jump height useless, it made jumping in general more awesome
d) you could trigger it at any point during your jump, no matter how long you waited, so if you wanted to go -really- far, you could.
d) you kept your momentum without any trouble


I have no beef with the Electric Shield.

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I tried to go past ssj but I couldn't.

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>tfw try and flutterjump like Yoshi

>>283540245
>walking downstairs like niko in gta iv

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>>283538314

This one I liked doing on the bed as kid.

Can't do it now cause I know I'd break it.

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>>283538314
You can do it, I've done it before (only once though). You have to run fast, jump, then push off the wall. Freerunners do it

>>283540429
I do this. Made me feel like I was ironically powerful

>>283538314
you can actually wall jump though

>>283540834
always did this in the ball pits. Can't imagine doing it now though.

>>283540834
I can still do it, memory foam floor mattress masterrace

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Not vidya, but still autistic

Wore one of these for the majority of my 4th grade year

Teachers never said shit because they thought it was just a weird watch

>>283540987
It's possible, you just have to fucking commit.

>>283539585
What about in Ghosts 'n Goblins games, where knowing when to utilize your double jump and when not to is a vital skill?

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>>283538314

>>283540987
Oh yeah and I tried running as Sonic before (when no one was looking). I was so sure it was the fastest way to run.

>>283541126
The first iteration of Ben 10 was pretty fucking great

It went downhill from there though with ayylmao force

>>283539585
It's a design crutch
Platformers with shitty physics like smash have things like double jumps that allow you to adjust your jump more afterwards.
Good platformers like Mario just have you jump and some air control, it's all that's needed since the physics are so good and intuitive.

>>283541261
Yeah, that's when I stopped watching

Me and my friends would talk about it all the time

>>283541152
Unfortunately I haven't played it, I really just hated double jumping in Jak.

I think it's fine in Metroid Prime, ironically, but then again the amount of control they give you makes it really hard to fuck up.

But I mean, as long as it has its own purpose and utility then fine, I just hate when it's there just to make standard-jumping useless.

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Whenever I finished a test in high school I would twirl my pencil / pen around like Cloud spun his sword around in his victory and then stuck it behind my ear like I was sheathing it behind my back

I kept doing it in college and university

>>283538314
I managed to wall kick. You just need good reflexes, and legs. You wont go very high though.

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Not vidya thing, but when I was a kid, I at one point I tried to run like a raptor, (run on my toes), because I believed that my legs would eventually shape to be that way if I ran like that a lot, and thus I would become faster.
In my defense, running on my toes did help me to become the master of raptor tag.

I tried to do a kamehameha

>>283541310
>Platformers with shitty physics like smash

I agree with your whole post, except for Smash as an example. That's kind of a special case. Most have double jumps, some have more than that or less, and it has its own uses, as well as "getting back to the stage from far away" is kind of important.

You guys are fucking sad. I can't believe I sit online with faggots like you all day.

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>>283541546
Are you sure you're not autistic anon?

>>283541598
I did the same thing as a kid

There was this one kid at my school who would kick his legs as high as he could, saying that was the correct way to raptor run

>>283538314
I tried to do dragon ball z shit with a friend, when we saw the episode where Gohan tried to teach Videl about flying and ki blasting, we tried all that shit.
Please, forgive me /v/...

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>>283540773
Holy fuck i thought this was just me

>if your interested you check out garcien smiths stair walking from killer 7

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>GTA 3 just been released
>standing still
>try to imitate the idle animation of the MC

really you just sway back and forth a little bit

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>thought marina was the coolest (she is)
>walk on my tiptoes everywhere and sway when standing still
>still walk on my tiptoes all the time

And now my ankles are fucked up

Thanks video games

>>283541546
That's pretty cute anon

>>283540693
Weve all tried, anon. Dont feel bad

>>283538314
Wall jumping is possible

>>283542271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdXka_Y-FTA

Mocap in mechs is stupid and anyone who supports it should be shot.

>>283542059
>Trying to have an overacted vidya animation IRL

iknowthatfeel.jpg

>>283541126
>Ben 10 came out in 2005
>picked up popularity in 2006

>you were in 4th grade
>4th graders = literal 10 year olds
>2015-2006 = 9
You're... 19?

>>283538713
same thing with rocksmith,fingers catch fire yo

>>283541598
Running on the balls of your feet is the correct way to run fast though

I do the Revolver Ocelot "You're pretty good" hand gesture when I greet people. Except I only do out with one hand.

I also do the animation that Michael from GTA V does when he runs down stairs.

>not glide running like your boy uli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcq-TZdDSlo

>>283539937
i'm everyone's Pikachu plush
be careful at night

I once tried to get an achievement for 30 kills in a certain amount of time. I decided to go for the smaller, weaker enemies, but even with them, I could only get 26 before the time goal passed, so I killed myself to go back to the last checkpoint and try again

But you can actually walljump. I used to parkour when I was 16 don't judge and jumping from a wall to grab something higher up was something I did everyday. It actually works. Depending on the surface you get more friction and jump higher.

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I had my own idle animations

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This is advanced autism.

I jumped like Sora from the first Kingdom Hearts when I was like 10-11.

Anytime anybody says "look at those" anything, I feel compelled to say "Look at all of those Eggman's robots!"

http://youtu.be/mCYxVOk3gV8?t=1m5s

01:05

Pumping a shotgun the way The Punisher did in that TPS game on the PS2 when you were one handing that bitch.

It's really fucking hard, but possible.

Wall running like in Prince of Persia.

>>283543105
Everyone does this

>>283542760
You're correct

>>283538314
>tfw having invisible pokemon battles with friends

Just kill me already.

Goddamit Charlie, stop coming up with your retarded OC Pokemon during battle, no one cares.

>>283543117
the mistake people usually make is they push away from the wall,you have to push upwards and then add a step or two

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I played Sly Cooper and thought I could pull off wicked sick stunts with a cane like object. Long story short I broke my arm after trying to zipline the washing line with an umbrella.

>>283538449
>that kid claiming that running like that makes you more aerodynamic

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I walk with my hands in my pockets like this guy and push up my glasses like Gendo.

>'play' wow/other mmos for far too long
>practice the saturday night fever dances thanks to human dance
>sigh like the tauren idle
>look back and forth all the time like other races
>do this shit all the time even though I quit a while ago

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>>283538452
Joseph Gordon-levitt does it like 3 times while doing "Singin' in the Rain" on SNL live.

Guys actually pretty talented. I've got a bit of a mancrush on the dude, to be honest.

>>283541546
I hope you never stop doing it.

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>>283543240
I know a fucking 24 year old MAN that ran like this around the campus of the vocational school I went to.
Turnin' heads for miles because he was the only motherfucker that ran at all.

>>283540429
that's actually a really good workout

Started doing rolls when jumping to minimize damage, like Link in Ocarina.

Turns out it was actually a really good idea and now I'm great at rolls out of jumps.

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>>283542760
>2006 was 9 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>283543403
Fuck you I do what I want

I wore sunglasses indoors and got sent to the principal for not taking them off

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>>283544382
I've seen this gif a thousand times, and still have no fucking idea what the context is or if he even bothered to extinguish his beard fire.

>>283538314

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SirnCVg4vuI

Jackie Chan does double wall jumps in a few movies.

iirc he does it in Rumble in the Bronx a few times.

i actually roll around everywhere I go in real life like in every game that you can roll in... because instead of sprinting/jumping while running to get somewhere quicker, it always seems so much faster to just roll.

>>283538314
>can't wall jump
Your parkour skills a shit fatty

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>>283539585
>>283539247

You can use it as a skill jump in 2d platformers.
I made a shitty drawing, but you make a controlled first jump not to hit the spikes overhead then have to make a second controlled jump to avoid falling and hitting the spikes overhead.

It's a more complicated and challenging jump than most others in platformers, but I suppose it's one of those instances as to WHY it can exist in terms of level design.

I've gotten into a habit of saying "Thanks much" like Tom Nook
When I'm doing chores I sometimes imagine that i'm a character in a point and click adventure
When pushing a trolley I hold the outer parts like joysticks as if it's a spaceship cockpit.
And I have to conciously stop myself from clapping three times when someone says "I suppose"

I've attempted Kazuya's Lightning Screw Uppercut several times, never worked.

>>283545150
I mean a continuous wall jump

Anyone can do a single wall jump easily yeah

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>>283538314
>He can't wall jump

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Tried to become Sub Zero by staying on the cold one night

I wonder if kids from this generation punch walls in order to obtain something...

>>283544875
goddamn jackie is so fuckin good

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>>283538449

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>>283543753
>kid

>>283545408
Also the obligatory Kamehameha, but who the fuck hasn't?

>>283545481
lmao really?

>>283545481
>>I wonder if kids from this generation punch walls in order to obtain something...

Nah nigga. They all pretend like they're Soap or Ghost in Call of Duty with a gun.

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>>283538314
>cant wall jump

>>283545608
Remember that time they taught the chick how to fly, and it was all about stupid goofy emotions and whatever? I tried that shit for days as a kid.

>>283539665
they make more sense
jumps on a trampoline 3 time while moving foward

>>283538449
>watermark

Wait a second
http://www.wikihow.com/Run-Like-Naruto
Oh fuck

>>283541546
badass

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>>283545628
Yeah, i had it on my snes and really into mk when i was a young naive little shit
So i decided one night to go out in the cold without shirt and hopefully i will have ice powers next day
All i did was catch a cold
No regrets though

>>283540429
Meanwhile you wouldn't do it nearly as exaggerated as this, it's good running form.

>>283542880
>Advocating heel-striking
die die DIE DIE

>>283543403

>"no my Pokemon dodged it!"
>ad infinitum

Fuck off Michael, it can't miss every time.

When I was little and it was cold out, I'd put on my oversized hoodie jacket and lay out in the yard, and withdraw my head and limbs into the jacket and pretend like I was in a cave shelter from the cold.

In elementary school, I would imagine some kind of monster coming to terrorize the school and I would fight it off DBZ style, and everyone would like me afterwards.

I would be in the shower and once I turned it off, I was a monster coming out of a big test tube.

On road trips, I would imagine sonic running alongside the car jumping over obstacles.

I would imagine that I myself would transform and ascend to new heights of power.

>>283545229
Yeah and that's awesome, but when games don't do it that way it sucks.

>>283541598
How do you not run on the balls of your feet? Do you want to kill your knees, son?

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>>283538314
>crawling walls like spiderman

>>283544875
>front-flips into a car
>fuck this I'm outta here
lol

That flip he did while his arms were tied was pretty impressive. That has to be a bitch to get a sense for its balance the first odd times.

Also
>run onto a speeding a car
>jump off
Jesus fuck

And yeah, his multi-wall jump is at the last 20 seconds or so in

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I don't know if you can grow out of autism or something but I used to be the definition of an autist when I was a kid.

>Got really pissy in class once and tried to go super saiyan and throw energy balls
>Attempted to do Mario's triple jump in publicI did the "wahoo"s too
>Once tried to confront bullies by repeatedly shoulder charging them like Wario it didn't work

Running like Sonic was child's play.

>>283542170
Different game but same here
a few ankle cracks is totally worth bouncing around on my toes

>>283546210
>On road trips, I would imagine sonic running alongside the car jumping over obstacles.

I'd do this, except with a Tony Hawk Pro Skater, grinding on power-lines and stuff.

>>283543487
So the same mistake as most do when they try to do flips on flat ground

>>283543295
SHIT ROCK YEAH

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>>283546210
>On road trips, I would imagine sonic running alongside the car jumping over obstacles.

I still do this when I'm on the bus to work. Not with Sanic, but I still do it.

>in army
>target drills
>"wait a second"
>attempt quick scope
>miss by a good 20m
>hear instructor shout "scrub"

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>>283546512

I did it with Sly Cooper swinging off power lines and lamp posts with his cane and shit.

I wish I was a dumb kid again, the real world is too scary.

>>283546663
Finger Guy is the most skilled parkourguy in the universe.

>>283546187
>That kid who used nothing but legendaries
>That kid who used hyper beam with no repercutions

Fucking Jonathan....

>>283539585
because holding the button can't extend your horizontal distance without extending the vertical distance.

>>283542596
I cringed hard

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>tried to do a shoryuken

>>283546210
Anon, those are just power fantasies everyone had at some point. Trust me. I'm a doctor, I know this shit.

>>283546695
haha I watched my autistic friends play airsoft and told them to try quick scoping
they looked like such fucking dumbasses and I couldnt stop laughing for a good 20 min

>>283538449
>Used to do this when I was 7 in school
>There was this like muddy dip bit along the playground and I used to spend all the break (about an hour I think probably) running along it like Sonic referring to it as 'Mud Slide Zone' or something

I'm 21 now, god I'm so fucking ashamed of myself.

AMBUSH!

EVISCERATE!

VANISH!

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>>283546695
>20m

if only it was miles

>>283546390
Yeah, but shit he did to himself by doing all of his own stunts over the years is insane. Jackie Chan doesn't fuck around.

>>283546771
stop it anon

>>283546797
This is why I love games with long jumps. The button input for the long jump in mario 64 is hella satisfying

>>283546562
yep,also when doing backflips people tend to flip using their torso and head to create the momentum for the spin,use your fucking legs

>>283543240
I still don't understand how the fuck the super peelout is supposed to DO what it does given the way it is animated
I mean look at that shit. Sonic literally removes his fucking legs and his feet meld into each other to form a mobius strip (hey wait a minute) in roughly the shape of an infinity symbol.
Why the fuck would that even propel him forward when he's not even attached to the fucker when its in motion?

>>283546794
Sorry

>>283540987
That also just changes direction, unless the wall is rough or slanted you can get a full jump's height off of one.

>>283543258
This isn't worth noting unless you tried to do the high jump version.
Then that would be a laugh.

>>283538314

If you cannot jump in a way Mario does, you can also not walljump.
And the human body cannot come even close to the springyness Mario shows. We can't even jump close to the height Mario gets when standing. Our legs are not made for such an acceleration.

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>>283547263
I think it makes a -tiny- amount more sense this way

>>283538449
I did it once in a hallway when nobody was around and some girl took me aside and said to me, like with true sincerity, "Don't run like that, people will think you are retarded." Never did it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGn2cgQYszY&feature=player_detailpage#t=50
I would always mimic Link's idle animations when I was just standing around.

>>283547036
I still don't get how after that one fall (we all know the one), he didn't just say "You know what? I'm done. This shit is gonna kill me."

Literally the only reason he stopped doing the heavy shit like flips onto or into platform or seats and multiple wall-jumps is because he got older and we all wear down with age, no matter what.

He must have legit brain damage, or just be plain fucking crazy.

God bless him either way.

>>283542170
Taylor?

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>tfw thinking about all the stupid shit you did as a kid
>tfw you sperg out, twitching and yelling out FUCK
I used to only do it at home when I was laying down. Now it's starting to happen in public too.

>>283547747
Congrats, you just named every cracker born after 2000.
Seriously, fuck that name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGlDt54A_B0

I used to copy WoW swimming animations when I went to the pool. Undead male was the best I found.

>>283541546
I did shit like this too, I also practiced the over exaggerated poses.

>>283538449
>I raced a track athlete running like this
>Almost out ran him he complements that though retarded I was pretty legit.

wall jumping is not realistic, there will be a point when gravity will win. Even in Parkour, wall jumping is limited used

>>283546976
>ashamed of having fun as a kid

Growing up truly is suffering

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>>283541546
my sides

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>>283538449
>not Sonic

>>283541546
webm pls

>>283547640
I used to do the foot tapping one a lot.

>>283547787 I actually do this too. But nobody seems to really mind.

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>>283547640
holy shit, I still do with with mario 64 mario

>>283547747
Nope, just a fellow autist apparently

>>283538449
Tried penguin run because of Sonic.

Tried to repeat Ace Attorney sprites in real lifeI think I still unintentionally do

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>>283547787
I do this all the time at the most random times and people always look at me like I am a mental case...

>>283542170

Why? You are not a robot, you have feet, she doesn't, so technically she doesn't even stand on tiptoes!

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>>283542170
>watched the first pokemon movie
>tfw I walked on the front of my feet like mewtwo for a year

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>>283549047
>>283549285
>didn't think I do any of thos
>realizenow I tap my foot like link, look around like mario, and idle like 'comical' personality characters in dcuo

>>283538314
>walljump

that's possible

>double jump

what?

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>>283541546
shit. i'm gonna start doing this now

>>283541546
Show me your skills.

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>>283540773
I still do this...

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>>283541546
That's actually pretty cool

>>283541546
That unfiltered autism.
When I practice kickboxing I sometimes try to imitate Akuma or Cody.

>>283541156
I actually enjoy doing Hunk ' s football kick in re4. It looks too cool.

I used to buy toy swords from the fucking dollar store and run around town alone with no friends pretending to kill imaginary monsters, while narrating a fucking story in my head. I actually grunted and yelled and shit and fell down pretending to be hit, when people were near by. To me it was "OH NO I GOT HIT BY THE BIG BAD FANTASY MONSTER ARRRRGH"

to everybody else it was "who is this fat kid and why is he lying down yelling on a sidewalk"

>>283538449
>how to bust your fucking chin open while being mocked forever as a retard

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>>283538314
also the nodding

I still do pic related to this day, it's become unvoluntary

>>283551190
Also forgot to add I did this while fucking listening to cheesy power metal from my MP3 player

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>>283538314
dancing like these faggots

>>283551190
that's fine up to like 10/11

>>283538314
Some skilled freerunners can actually do this. I've seen it in person once and its quite fucking impressive.

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So is 4chan's definition of autism: To have fun?

>>283542596
That was some funny shit

>>283551190
Me and my friends used to run around town with old timey shotguns with the trigger mechanism ripped out playing Resident Evil.

>Tfw they got Claire and Jill and I got stuck with Alexia
>Tfw now a days we would have gotten our brains splattered all over the pavement 100 times over by now by some fat NRA jerkoff

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>PE in elementary school
>trying to wallrun in the gym while doing running laps

>>283551547
A symptom of autism is not have social awareness.

>>283551547
i think its just a general word for faggotry

>>283551526
I was in grade 9 when I stopped doing that m8. I was doing it up to like 14 or 15 years old.

>tfw had no friends
>just LARPed with myself for the first 15 years of my life
>spent the last 7 years on my computer

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I have this niggerboo friend that tried to do chidori... CHIDORI

>>283551547
Basically.
I incorporated various body moves from games and chink cartoons, I can't stop doing the Gendo position every time I'm in a reunion.

-I was always that kid that wanted to play pretend during recess. We were all particularly fond of Resident Evil and would get more and more kids wanting to join in over time. We once had several monitors come running out to the fields in confusion because there were a good 30-40 kids just shambling around and moaning.

This wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that I continuously tried to get my friends to play stuff like this until I was 14

>>283551636
You know, sometimes its nice to just say "Fuck what other people think"

>>283545408
Ah you haven't practiced the dash cancel I see.

>>283538314
I have tried wall running.

Sort worked. And it was fun.

>>283546976
>I'm so fucking ashamed of myself.

You should be, as should everyone else ITT.

>>283551869
That's what makes us special.

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>>283551758
I didn't even believe niggerboos were a thing until I saw some vids from this guy.

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>In the middle of class
>Just beaten MGS4
>Teacher says some question on the lines of "Just to recap what are three main whatevers" I cant remember exactly
>Some says solid
>Someone says gas
>I Shout at the top of my voice "LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID"
>Everyones silent
>1 Way ticket to autism centeral
>After class someone taps me on the shoulder
>"SNAAAAAAAAAKE"
>Become friends
It was rad as shit.

>>283544815
Apparently it was part of some dare, and he put it out with his hand shortly after. There was a video somewhere, i forgot

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>>283543295
TIMBIT TIMBIT

>>283551610
>Running around with guns
>Pretending it wouldnt be your fault if someone shot you

LOL Gotta play the victim huh?

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>>283545668
>Ghost
Why would any kid pretend to be a fat jelly ass hambone?

>>283538314
Sometimes when I know nobody's watching, I try to walk like Alucard in SoTN, you know what I'm talking about? Like how he will move his arms in this awkward manner?. I look ridiculous walking like that but for some fucked up reason I like to do it.

>>283552126
hes pretty nice

>tfw back at school, I was friends with a canuck, a beaner, and a mudslime
>we were bullied so that's why we became friends
>we were all Narutards
>during recess we'd just have big autistic "karate" fights in the field yelling generic anime abilities
>we thought we were cool because people were watching us and cheering us on
>we didn't know they were laughing at us
>grade 6 comes by
>talking to my friends
>bring up naruto
>"oh we grew out of naruto it's too immature for us, we only watch bleach and onepiece now. they're pretty mature shows"
>stop talking to them

>A year later in 2005
>hanging out with neighbor
>we were playing ninjas
>we'd jump into people's backyards and climb their fences, get on their houses, sheds, and parkour
>neighbor has more balls than me
>we climb on roof
>he pulls down his pants and pisses in somebody's chimney, and then leaves a stinky brown shit and hurls it down the chimney.

>>283551869
How long has your autism gone undiagnosed anon?

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>>283551190
that's perfectly normal as a kid

me and my brother fought endless hordes of monster with fucking branches, that's how badass we were

Never let your imaginary power die, anon

When I have two pencils I do the ocelot gun spin

>>283538713

i never understood how we can do this

>>283552154
we should be friends anon

>>283543295
Protip: Right click any youtube video to get the option to copy the URL at a specific time.

>Tfw I have ultra autism

Every night
>Concoct stories in my head about being a digimon warrior/spartan/pro wrestler/ect
>Ends with cuddling with a qt
>Hug my pillow a bit
>Fall right to sleep

Many times I have this self actualization moment when I realize how pathetic it is, but I've done it for as long as I remember, subbing out whatever I was interested in as part of the story.

When I had girlfriends I would just imagine they are the qt

>>283552713
i brought it to autistic levels anon, i was fighting imaginary hordes of monsters on my own until mid-highschool.

i'd literally be in fucking fields at 15 years old with a fucking toy sword, fake armor and shit yelling and screaming and coming up with a grand story in my head slashing at nothing like an autist.

I even brought my MP3 player and played cheesy power metal with speakers.

Every time I hear something crazy and I think "I can't believe this..", I have the urge to shout I..... I CAN'T BELIEVE. I usually do it when I'm alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EbIEWOrWuk

>>283553072
how old are you

>>283551869
There a difference between "fuck what other people think" and "people, what people?"

At a point in my early teens, I had a bunch of Lego Minifigures leftover after selling all of my Lego bricks.
I used to make them as if they were Smash Bros fighters.
Legos have a shit ton of weapons/outfits, it's crazy

>>283553120
Imagination is a rare thing these days. If you had fun then I think it was cool, dude

>>283552620
I dunno, what about your social anxiety?

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When I was little I used to sit outside and legitimately try to make fireballs appear in my hands. I would seriously focus as hard as I could at the palm of my cupped hand thinking that if I concentrated enough I could make fireballs.

>>283553214
24

>>283540245
I do this all the time when no one's looking.

I also sometimes open and close doors slowly and deliberately so that it looks like Resident Evil.

>>283553360
But you can.

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>>283553619

>>283538449
My brother does this, it's very cringe worthy.

Even if this did make you more aerodynamic the fact that your torso is positioned more forward with your arms back just seems like you're setting yourself up to fall flat on your face with no time for your arms to get into proper position to properly react. Frankly it's also bad posture

>>283551610
>Tfw now a days we would have gotten our brains splattered all over the pavement 100 times over by now by some fat NRA jerkoff

Gun owners wouldn't have done shit, faggot. You'd have the cops called on you by some liberal soccer mom, who'd report a spree-killing in progress.

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Me and some friend recorded ourselves reenacting scenes from the Jak & Daxter trilogy including gameplay too

When I'm alone I try to barrel roll like they do in Assassin's creed
I almost broke my fucking neck.

>>283552874
Are you pretty good?

I've never personally done it but I've seen a fair share of autists give those two finger salutes as a greeting like Sonic the Hedgehog or Captain Falcon or some shit.

>>283540245
Oh god trying to Big Boss MGS3 on EE made me fucked in the head.
So I sometimes do this slightly stiff walk/run cycle without ever thinking about it. And the stairs.

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>>283539086
I knew I wasn't the only one that did it.
What I'm thrilled about is that somebody else did it because of Rayman, too.

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Because of this fucking game I used to take my grandfather's wrench and actually attack stray cats and dogs pretending I'm some time-traveling hero.

>used to dress like Wario from wario ware
>graphic tee
>denim jacket
>"punk" goggles on a baseball cap because I couldn't find a yellow flight cap
>fingerless gloves
That was my effort, I don't think anyone got it and I kept it up for about 4 months.
I just looked like a faggot.

>>283542890
>I do the Revolver Ocelot "You're pretty good" hand gesture
This, but not as a greeting. This was a long time ago and I can't remember when I thought it was appropriate to use it.

I was completely mad about Sims Bustin Out when it released, and so I danced like the sims did in the game.
I also used to grunt whenever climbing/jumping down from a ledge. Imagine Ashley from RE4 perfoming any kind of physical action- it was a lot like that. I cringed so fucking hard remembering this.

This one time in high school we had to do combat rolls and I did one perfectly, the teacher asked how I did it so well, I said it was because of training in the FOX Unit with my friend Snake, she said "cool" and went to go and help the students

>>283538449
i was 8 when i did that, i made it in front of my friend, he laughed at me so hard.
at last was only one kid that laughed at me.

>>283552154
>SNAAAAKE
>not BROTHERRRRRRRRR

Fake story.

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>wore weighted bands on my wrists and ankles in elementary school because goku did it
>did it in hopes that it could make me jump higher when I took them off

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I tried this. farthest I've spun is 450

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>>283554183
Jesus Christ, man.

Aite niggas gather around story time.

I decided to stay after in art class when I was in college I didn't go right away so when I joined that semester a good chunk of them were younger kids that graduated high school that year. Well anyway I was finishing up a piece before passing it into my teacher and this one kid was kind of edgy? He was spanish. he wore the clothes but he had the voice of a higher pitched Eric foreman he had long hair tied it to a ponytail and carried those magnetic little beads that you would find at those brain toy stores. And had these chains connecting into his back pocket one can assume it's the chain wallet I'm sure some of you were guilty of this.

In any case he was talking to these "gamer girls" and some other weeaboos in that class

> it shouldn't be a surprise that weeaboos were in the art class and I can't tell you the sheer amount of filth they pump out. Well anyway...

They were talking FMA. I believe this was around the time when the uncut ver. Or redone ver. Had just made it to toonami so they were talking about that. In any case edgey looking spaniard. Was mentioning how he had a friend that new how to do alchemy. And had claimed that his friend had made gold out of something.

> Yeah he's teaching me how to do it.
He proclaimed.

I finished my project and left soon after.

I know nothing of alchemy as far as I know. But talking about FMA and how he was learning alchemy I couldn't help but laugh.

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>>283553948
>tfw I still do this
To be fair, I only do it among my friends when I am in a silly mood, but I never realized how much of a sperglord I might look doing it

>>283553731

I used to run like Jak, flailing my arms and shit.

>>283538314
I know someone who can kinda double jump. He was a small lithe guy and he'd jump, pull his legs up in midair and, instead of pushing his legs back down he'd move the rest of his body upwards.

>>283543226
Anon, you have unlocked a very deep, unwanted memory in me.

holy shit this entire thread is like walking down nostalgia lane

>>283554415
Please try to reign it in. Its one of the most grating things I've ever had to take with a fake smile.

>>283552726
That's actually impressive on account they ate pencils and not revolvers.
>>283554323
At best you can do Sakura ' s light shunpukyaku

>>283539247
DMC series did it right.

>2015
>not doing the Crash Bandicoot victory dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w5kMoYcTSs

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>>283538449
>First year of college
>Decide to hang out with my roommate a bit
>He runs up the stairs like this

I knew this one guy that would run around the playground pretending he was a pod racer and making all the noises from the game.

He was legitimately autistic though, like one of those human calculator types.

>>283554478
You are literally retarded if you think this is a thing. Why dont people just do this over and over again to fly smart guy?

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>>283554369
>reminding me that I drew circles under my beakers in chemistry class
>tfw it wasn't even satisfying despite the fact that I was pretty much as close as one can get to doing FMA shit in real life

man fuck you making me cringe like that

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>>283538449
>Be 16 in HS a few years ago
>Weeb friend was really into Kingdom Hearts
>He cosplayed as Roxas
>He wore it to school
>He did the Naruto run while wearing the costume when class was changing
I'm so glad he never infected me with Weeb shit

>>283554415
why does everyone love left shark so much? what did he do?

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I would do sol bad guy's idle animation when I was having a cigarette.

>>283555015
>I knew this one guy that would run around the playground pretending he was a pod racer
Aw you didn't have a raptor kid? My school had a raptor kid.

>>283555074
Hey man you weren't there what made it worse was that my friend was cool with the dood. I just had to bite my tongue cause I wanted to slap my hands together and touch the floor every time he was around.

>>283544280
I once did this on a playground when I was 11 and I broke my collarbone

>>283554369
>I can't tell you the sheer amount of filth they pump out.
You sound mad. Do tell.

>>283541113
>memory foam floor mattress

My nigga

>>283555231

So you put your thumb in your pocket, gripped your hip/ass, and puffed your chest out with each breath? People probably thought you were a manic homosexual.

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I made a butterfly knife out of k'nex.

It worked perfectly for the most part though so I don't know how autistic that is.

>>283540773
>>283542028
>>283550847

>being a kid when gtaIV came out
>being this young

fuck all three of you.

>>283555581
Oh believe me friend I was. I'm not saying I'm the greatest artist and sure when I draw comics I like drawing it in the manner of how prison school looked. But this I can't describe they know nothing of the core basics we're talking about shit you'd find on deviant art quality and not the good ones. I'm talking absolute rubbish friend. The how to draw manga anime books you'd find at a.c. Moore. Big eyes wide face. Generic anime.

>>283555779

heh

>>283555795
not autistic at all, k'nex was the shit
That sonic foot in the back signals heavy autism though.

>>283555172
Was on Katy perry's halftime show and literally knew none of the moves

>>283553948

I do this, but it's not borrowed from a video game. I only do it to say goodbye to people jokingly. It's just a salute.

>>283555005
I've seen this gif from somewhere but I don't remember what. can someone be a darling and help me figure this out?

>>283541156
game?

>>283553790
I am pretty good

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>>283556012
It's a piggy bank I've had my entire fucking life. I have no idea where it came from or who got it for me.

>>283556348
>not knowing Resident Evil 4

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In the mid of class I went to the bathroom and do Kirby's dance. I did that until college.

I used to make my stuffed animals wrestle all the time and narrate it in my high pitched child voice. It was pretty fun. My favourite one was this turquoise teddy bear with long legs, so if I dropped it against my couch, the legs would hit the couch and it would flip over for an epic body slam.

Shit was fun. I have aspergers.

I pretend to have multiple dialogue options when talking to people.

A-atleast I think before I speak, right?

>>283539086
>>283554001
brothers

>>283553948
yeah i used to do this. i wasn't inspired by videogames but i definitely did it.

never thought i looked like an autists doing it..

now im self conscious it, damn

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>>283538314
idle animation.

>>283543295
SHIT
ROCK
YEAH

Trying to tell me no one ran like snake from mgs 1 or any re character against the wall?

>>283539086
I never get tired of doing that even at 23 years old. I look like an idiot doing it probably though, but it's hard to resist two walls/pillars so close to each other you can climb up.

>>283540245

>Not walking up stairs like Simon Belmont

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>People can't wall jump.
>People haven't learned how to jump out of water while submerged.
>People don't know how to wavedash.
Fucking casuals.

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>>283553948
>tfw do the two finger salute by touching my temple with my right index and flicking my wrist to the right

>>283556853
>not sneaking around the house like Snake

>>283547530
That girl was a keeper.
Why didn't you knock her up?

>>283557301
>>People haven't learned how to jump out of water while submerged.
You talking about the butterfly stroke? That stuff is hard as heck, you have to be really fit and train to do it properly.

>>283538420
>>283538452

By wall-jumping, he meant jumping upwards after touching the wall, not bouncing back like in >>283543929

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>>283557460
>Used to hide in the shadows away from family members all the time and sneak around them constantly
>They all came home once and started freaking out because they couldn't find me

I AM A MASTER OF STEALTH

>>283551547
No it's making an ass out of yourself, without having a clue.

>>283551547
Fun is overrated.

>>283546512
My friend (: living in Maine had to pretend tree shadows and such were ramps

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>>283557460

>Have small house
>Decide to try Snake's roll
>Break everything

>>283556419
Where does money go and where does it come out of? These are questions important to humanity.

>>283546210
>>283546512
Mine was Fox.

>>283557616
When we use to play hide n seek in the woods at night we would like on the ground like old snake and crawl hump the floor slowly to a different area.

>>283545481
Once kept my palms on a metal bench when it was summer and prayes to the sun so that i can be scorpian

>>283549535
feels good to be able to do this

>>283558170
There's a capon the bottom and a slot between the top middle and top right quills

sorry to shatter the mystery

Is there actually a way to crouch walk that makes your steps practically silent? I've read conflicting things and I love sneaking up on people. Currently I just do it by stepping exactly when they step.

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>tfw too much social anxiety to do anything out of the ordinary in public ever

Enjoy your cringe memories, fuckers.

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>>283540429
>tfw i do actually run like this
>tfw i never read Jojo
>tfw i do actually feel faster

>>283545373
Underrated post

>>283541546
That's adorable I do poses too I find it it helps me relax whenever I tense for Job Interviews

>>283558880
Yes there is,just look how Garret walks in thief deadly shadows (dont know about the others tho),its like going sideways and crossing your legs every step,dont know how it works but it does

>>283541546
Please show us anon.

>>283558880
Yes, you roll your feet from heel to toe rather than tiptoe. The wrong kind of shoes can fuck it up for you.

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>>283542021
God dammit. Same here

>>283556419
This could be an awesome react face

>>283554776
I was just about to mention that

god of war 2 also has a good excuse with the wings of icarus

Until high school, whenever I lost at VIDEO GAMES I would get super angry. I would flex everything in my body as hard as I could and yell random things. My brain would just go into rage overdrive. I was buff for my age due to it. My family and friends would find it a delicacy to listen to the shit I'd yell as I sperged out.
I finally stopped when I took a GameCube controller to the eye after losing to some ing guardian in mp2. Charge guardian? The one you fight in dark aether with no light crystal to help.

>>283543240

I salute you If you actually tried to make a goddam Fiboccachio Stream from your legs.

>>283543403
My best friend and I did this all the time. Same with Sonic shit, complete with our own OCs.

>*reading this thread*

Suicide yourselves

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>>283540429
I think ever since I started playing monster hunter, I run like this everytime I'm trying to catch a bus
>>283538713
I'll never understand the concept of a double jump.