>Valentine's Day update confirms Audrey was a pure virgin

>>283411575
Fucking pedophile.

>>283411575
What did the Valentine's Day update do? What was added? Any new images?

>>283411575
>still an edgy 420 slag who has an awful voice, and personality

gz?

>>283411575
>Audrey was a virgin
>This is somehow a surprise

I don't think even the most desperate wizard would want to be anywhere near that screeching, whiny harpy.

>People will respond to this
>They will tell me I'm wrong and how much they love dating an obnoxious druggie who probably wouldn't think twice about robbing you blind in the middle of the night when you piss her off by not buying her all the shit she wants

Yeah alright.

>>283411575
audrey is still worst girl

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>>283412018
insecure belifag spotted
do you know that your waifu is a slut?

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>>283411674

>>283411791
Alpha mode, New CGs for Kyu and an ending.

>>283412213
look at this fag
he cant handle the truth

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>playing shitty mobile games with barely any h-content and shitty writing

Jesus, why?
If you want to play a game and fap there's shitloads of h-games which to a better job, aren't you too old for newgrounds crap?

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>>283412018
>a party girl who likes to do drugs is a virgin
It just doesn't make sense,

Where does it confirm that? What does it say?

>>283412376
God forbids people play thing you don't lile. Go kill yourself or something.

>>283412376
Truthfully, the writing and the voice acting were 90% of my reason for playing HP. It's too awful to not enjoy.

>>283412213
>Belifag
>Not the glorious schoolgirl who's name escapes me at the moment

Beli is attractive to be honest. Audrey is the girl you admire from a distance and nothing else.

>>283412446
That's why it's so perfect. For men, the ultimate fantasy is a slutty virgin. Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

>>283412283
Links to the ending / new CGs?

>>283412446
How so? For all we know half of the shit she says or does is just a bluff.

>>283411575
game?

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Wait what?

Source?

>>283412283
Alpha mode? an ending? Is there anything when you 100% the game?

>>283412693
You may have a point, but how much of a virgin is the girl if she has a practice dildo?

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>>283412454
>don't mind me while I shove this delicious shit down my throat

It would be better if you died.

>>283412792
You clearly can't read so i don't see how posting the game name will help

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>>283412453

>>283411828
This. Who wants to date a drugged out whore?

>>283412875
I don't know dude, I didn't play the game.

>>283412792
It's Katawa Shoujo

>>283412942
not surprised since audrey is an insufferable cunt

>>283412942
Thats so cute.

How do you trigger that dialog?

>>283412775
So all the drugs gifts I give her is for nothing, you calling her a lying bitch is that it?

>>283412792
Bejeweled

>>283413086
Probably after she asks you a question about "what did I say first time you saw her"

>>283412446
I'm a party guy that likes to do drugs and I'm a virgin.

Course I AM a guy so there's that

>>283412446
She was merely pretending to be a slut

>>283413171
Yes.

>>283412775
what exactly has she bluffed about

>>283412446
It's very possible in the realms of reality. I know party guys like that, the exact same thing can apply to girls as young as Audrey

>>283412813
oh, who is the girl on the right?

is Huniepop steam only?

>>283413398
Anything. We never see her being a crazy drug addicted cunt without leash, for all we know it could be all an act and the hardest shit she has tried was smelling her nail polisher.

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Beli's.

>>283413086
Give Kyu her panties after you fuck her.

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And ending you say.

Does it involve mass impregnation and you living happily ever after with your harem of minion incubators?

>>283413549
Kyu. Otherwise known as best girl

>dirty degenerate junkie
>'pure'
She probably sucked her dealers dick for crack.

>there are people that legitimately dislike Audrey

This is why you will never get laid.

>>283413612
you can say you never see most the characters do anything that they do though

>>283412446
I knew a girl like that, she was muslim so she kept herself for her future husband but she loved clubs and drugs. She did suck a few miles of dicks though

>>283413376
>talkingshitaboutmywaifu

>>283413653
>Beli is the dirtiest
I knew i

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Kyanna.

>>283413742
Difference being that the whoe slut act of Audrey turned out to be a bluff as Kyu said.

So what was the ending?

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Tiffany.

>>283412446
She's not into hard stuff though. When you say you are in conversations with her, she doesn't respond. She's just a pothead and probably does a bit of ecstasy. She just likes to come off as this really crazy chick.

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I don't have the game, but I've been following the threads so far.

And although Audrey is one of my fav girls, there is NO way that she is a virgin. Is OP trolling? Again, I don't have the game.

>>283414016
>>283412942
>>283413653
So was this all added to the valentine update? Because I had no idea your supposed to give the panties to Kyu

>people actually caring that Audrey does drugs

She does some pot and Molly you faggots. Shit is safer than alcohol, and says flat out in game she doesn't do anything harder.

>>283414276
See
>>283412942

>>283414216
>>283414016
>>283413653
Who and why would you sniff a girl's panties? They smell like shit and piss

>>283411575
game?

>>283414275
>>283414356
Pretty sure she does mushrooms and some kind of pill. Granted I have no idea where thus are on the drug scale

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Nikki

>>283414057
You fuck Kyu and she goes back to her home planet.

>>283414302
Yeah.

>>283414401
Date better girls beta cuck. Girls should smell like flowers and shit down there. If they don't then you are dating trash that doesn't know how to properly groom herself.

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>>283414276
> there is NO way that she is a virgin.
Not anymore she ain't.

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>>283414507
>You fuck Kyu and she goes back to her home planet.
You don't get to fuck Venus?

>>283414614
>Girls should smell like flowers and shit down there
>and shit

I guess the shit smell never goes away?

>>283414507
> You fuck Kyu and she goes back to her home planet.
So, no impregnated harem?

Well guess it's rioting time.

>>283414459
Shrooms are really low. The "happy pill" you referring to was meant to be an mdma tab.

>>283414690
But was there blood when the protagonist fucks audrey?

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Ayylien

>>283414846
Maybe audrey shoved dragon dildoes into herself.

Giving her the pantys doesn't seem to be doing anything for me

Is it only under certain cercumstances?

>>283413815
I've seen shit like that. She was ok with anal though.

>>283414872
What about the cat?
And what does Kyu say about herself?

>>283414846
The hymen isn't some unstoppable barrier that only dicks can stop, ya know? Women break their hymen by just stretching or something like that

>>283415009
>>283413815
Sounds like a keeper

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Aiko

>>283415106
cat idk because the cat is shit
herself is "thanks i was looking for these jk not really i knew you had them" or something like that

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>>283413815
>>283415009
Muslim here. This is some next level female logic. The whole idea of keeping yourself pure for your future husband is so that you don't do slutty shit, and that includes anal and oral.

3DPDs man...

>>283414872
Ok whatever version I pirated might have less girls.

>>283415379

Naw, you just have to do special stuff to unlock the cat, ayylien, and venus.

>>283415334
It's a cultural thing, I was cool with that.

>>283415460
Had venus, not the other two you speak of. I believe I fucked them all too.

>people dont know how to get Momo aka best girl

>>283415305
Aiko confirmed for best girl.
>>283415334
And here in your book does it say she has to remain a virgin in all holes?

>>283414020
she never acts like a slut
just an annoying druggy bitch

>>283415575

You can look up how to unlock momo and celeste. They're only triggered by very specific actions.

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>>283414940
Fuck Venus and then give them to Kyu the next day.

>>283415106
A cat is fine too.

>>283415745
>annoying druggy bitch
>not a slut

>>283415687

>Momo
>Best girl
>Implying she isnt JUST KIDDING TIME FOR A KITTY QUIZ LMAO

>>283415687
Momo is an autist.
Best CG though.

>>283415848
just because you assumed it doesnt make it truth

should I buy this game

>>283415836
Got the sex god's panties?

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Jessie confirmed for clean.

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>>283415883
>mfw I don't know the answers
I never had a cat and you expect me to know this shit?

>>283415260
Dildos and horseback riding sure, but I've never heard of a hymen breaking via stretching.

>>283415836
kek

>>283416056
no just pirate it

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>mfw the update

I guess the fact they updated it at all is nice, but still

>>283415701
I don't know, but the book is just a set of guidelines to follow. How you follow them is the main thing.

Muslim jihadist terrorists from all over the world could learn a thing or two from Space Marine's ending:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQL2cojKxwg&feature=youtu.be&t=4m57s

>>283416116
ok

>>283415883
Momo's voice makes me so __wet__

>>283416146
Welp meant to link at 4m57s, but apparently 4chan doesn't have that feature for youtube vids.

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>>283416058

is there free version of this game?

I like the trailer song

>>283416094
Happens all the time dude

>>283414798
Why isn't that the ending?

All the girls show up with their visibly pregnant bellies and make you take responsibility.

>>283416289
replace # with & just to be sure

>>283416094
It mostly happens to Gymnasts because of the extremes they go to. Your hymen won't break from you waking up in the morning and stretching your legs.

>>283416094
Sometimes they even grow without a hymen, mate, that shit can be sometimes stick together like glue or barely holding it with a hair

Is there a way to patch the pirated version of the game to the new content?

>>283416923
the update barely added anything, dont bother

>>283416369
theres a download link and a torrent link on the general

Did the update fuck with any one elses nude mods? I had just finally gotten it to work and now they are still in their underwear durring the sex

>>283413653
Holy shit, didn't know panties were good for something, I only kept best girls' panties to make room for items

>>283415260
This, my sister is 10 and doesn't have hymen

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>>283415260
or with a dildo too.. doesn't really matter. maybe she was shun for being a virgin before that's why she put that bad girl role as a defense mechanism.

awww.. sweet Audrey. these pictures are starting to make sense now.

>>283417336
robin pls

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>>283417336
Do I want to know how you know that?

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>>283417248
most of the items are shit though

best items: penguin, compact mirror, sheep, lipstick, sunflower, ring

>>283417336
>my sister is 10 and doesnt have a hymen

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>>283417336

Anon how did you discover this?

>>283417372
Wait the main character is that good looking? Bullshit he needed a love fairy to get laid

>>283417336
Oh shit I've never checked my little sister's hymen, should I be? She's only 8 at the moment?

>>283416539
That makes a little more sense.

>>283416453
>>283416662
Only girl I was ever with was a virgin and she bled like crazy the first time. She also did ballet as a girl and did dancing in highschool so she did plenty of stretching along with regular exercise. Hell I used to stretch with her. First time was when we were both 17 so that's at least a decade of regular stretching and physical activity before hand and she still bled like crazy.

I'm not saying it's total bullshit, it's just sounds a little far fetched from my experience that stretching alone would be enough.

is there valentines patch for erogedl one?

>>283417648
you should bring her down to the IBG to find out

>>283417336
I take it you're responsible for this?

>>283417648
You should check it is important information

>>283417336
wat does hymen feel like

>>283417336
Do you hear the sirens? The FBI doesn't use sirens

>>283417953
bags of sand

Is it physically possible to have not been a virgin for at least some point in time in your life?

>>283417336
dude your sister is a slut

>>283417613
I don't think that's the main character. it looks like a guy she liked before. at first i thought it was her working at the store but then i realize she was just shopping there, and the guy is some kind of baker and she had a crush on him. plus she looks a lot happier here. this is probably before she had her heart broken and she started acting like a mega bitch

how do we go from constantly shitting on this shitty game to all buying it are all of you newfags

>>283412961
Everyone?

>>283418141
Twins having sex before it's illegal to abort them, I guess

>>283417336
WAT?

>>283418245
Here's your reply

>>283418245
>only newfags buy games
>not like us oldfags amirite?

>>283418245
The game is pretty good actually, for a date sim anyway.

>>283417953
Lift your tongue to the roof of your mouth then flick your finger horizontally across the exposed area of your under tongue as hard as you can.

>>283417336
The age isn't concerning so much as you knowing about it.

I was so focused on the puzzle shit before "sex" that I didn't notice they removed their bra at some point ;_;

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>>283417336
>tfw no 10 year old sister to check the hymen of

>>283418530
>they remove their bra
well shit

>>283418245
>buying

>have IRL friends on steam
>made an alt private account before buying the game
I just now realized how the forced social aspects of Steam can be bad

somehow i feel like trying this, gonna play it after work tomorrow, downloading right now

what the fuck am I playing

>>283418530
Wait wat

>>283418797
You're an insecure faggot

>>283417613
You can still look decent and be a huge beta faggot anon.

>>283418369
yeah because during the kickstarter we made fun of it yet you fags keep promoting it

and its an anonymous imageboard idk what you're getting it

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Where's the Mega link for the update?

>>283419429
>i'm an oldfag i have been here for a year.

>>283419120
I have two members of my family on Steam, including a 10 year old nephew. You're right though.

>>283419429
>v is a hivemind
>if v makes fun of a game, they will never buy it

GOTYAY CONFIRMED.

>>283418497
If you love your sister you would know about those kind of things, you just don't care about her.

>>283419547
ok
>>283419602
no because you'd have to be new, and more importantly, have shit taste in video games to promote this

>>283419657
This, I love my sister too much not to check her hymen every week.

>>283419776
point out where I said it was a good game

oh right, I didnt

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>>283419776
>Arguing against someone's penis
Its like you don't understand male sexuality.

>>283419968
i railed your mother last night and hopefully her cursed womb won't produce another ReTard BitCh hahaaaaaaaaa

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>>283419903

>>283420154
Is /v/ the kid jacking off on the sofa?

>>283420345
He nutted too hard

>>283411575
Any idea on what to do with the tissues yet?

how long is this game btw

>>283420407
You shove them down Audrey's vagoo because she's a shit

>>283420583
about 2km

>>283420583
i put about 100 hours in so far

>>283419480

>>>/vg/94564719

>>283420407
Give them to Kyu.

>>283420682
how and why

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>>283420687
I still can't believe they're fucking working on this thing. It's like purple prose except it doesn't make any sense.

>>283420865
Being shit at puzzles

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>>283416454
This I desire.

Or maybe not all them, one would d,o, yes that would do juuust fine. Or maybe two, ok I'll settle for one but banging one on the side as well.

Afterall I need a videogame outlet for the stuff my great fear of retard babies prevents me from even approaching in real life.

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>>283420981
I can actually hear Kyu saying those things

I hate this game because I can't fap to it but it will get me hard.

I already pirated and beat this game, but fuck it, Im going to buy it for no effort patching and supporting bro devs

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>>283423190
>he can't fap and puzzle at the same time
step your game up

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>>283411575
>>283414276
>>283417372
>Smoking with cum on your face

I didn't even know I had this fetish

>>283424384
No, what I'm saying is that it's not sexy enough for me to fap to it well enough. But the sexy moaning will make me hard.

It's basically teasing me.

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>>283424647
>Nyarlathotep will never be put into the game as a cosmic horror deity after winning over Venus
Why live?

>>283423818
I have watched various streams and playthroughs and stil haven't pirated or bought it. I know how those kids that watch streamers feel, and it's awful.

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>>283411575
>girls
>virgins
laffin

thx 4 da sexxx homee

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>>283417336
How did you come to those conclusions, anon?

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>>283417336

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>>283417336
>This, my sister is 10 and doesn't have hymen

>>283424647
It's a shit fetish because that's the worst CG. The other girls' lewd 3rd CG are more explicit than Audrey's fucking after sex CG.

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>>283417336

>>283414276
>pffftygghhg WHAA?? how can she be virgin that doesn't make sense omg what is this TROLLING???

idiots

the game is trying to be funny/satirical by defying the expectation of a stereotype
>that party girl? she's a virgin. go figure lol

literally something someone probably thought up in 20 secs

fucking betas

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>>283415260
>>283416094
>>283417336
>>283417676

my hymen broke when I jumped over a fence into a field running away from an angry cow
I knew I had one before because I looked at it with a mirror in the bathroom

my friend had a hymen so thick that she bled like a stuck pig when she lost her virginity

another friend was just born without one

hymens come in all shapes and sizes including non-existent so assuming everyone chick has to have a hymen to be a virgin means you're either medieval or a virgin yourself

educate urselves

>>283427864
Nice try, cis male. Girls don't exist in 4chan

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>>283427864
>my friend had a hymen so thick that she bled like a stuck pig when she lost her virginity
Ow

Some dude is fucking his GF but forgot his stream is still running. No cam but open mic. twitch tv/alt_delete