>Valentine's Day update confirms Audrey was a pure virgin before giving it up to you
I told you faggots she was the best.
>Audrey was a virgin
>This is somehow a surprise
I don't think even the most desperate wizard would want to be anywhere near that screeching, whiny harpy.
>People will respond to this
>They will tell me I'm wrong and how much they love dating an obnoxious druggie who probably wouldn't think twice about robbing you blind in the middle of the night when you piss her off by not buying her all the shit she wants
insecure belifag spotted
do you know that your waifu is a slut?
>playing shitty mobile games with barely any h-content and shitty writing
If you want to play a game and fap there's shitloads of h-games which to a better job, aren't you too old for newgrounds crap?
>a party girl who likes to do drugs is a virgin
It just doesn't make sense,
>don't mind me while I shove this delicious shit down my throat
It would be better if you died.
Anything. We never see her being a crazy drug addicted cunt without leash, for all we know it could be all an act and the hardest shit she has tried was smelling her nail polisher.
Give Kyu her panties after you fuck her.
And ending you say.
Does it involve mass impregnation and you living happily ever after with your harem of minion incubators?
She's not into hard stuff though. When you say you are in conversations with her, she doesn't respond. She's just a pothead and probably does a bit of ecstasy. She just likes to come off as this really crazy chick.
I don't have the game, but I've been following the threads so far.
And although Audrey is one of my fav girls, there is NO way that she is a virgin. Is OP trolling? Again, I don't have the game.
You fuck Kyu and she goes back to her home planet.
> there is NO way that she is a virgin.
Not anymore she ain't.
>You fuck Kyu and she goes back to her home planet.
You don't get to fuck Venus?
Muslim here. This is some next level female logic. The whole idea of keeping yourself pure for your future husband is so that you don't do slutty shit, and that includes anal and oral.
Fuck Venus and then give them to Kyu the next day.
A cat is fine too.
>mfw I don't know the answers
I never had a cat and you expect me to know this shit?
>mfw the update
I guess the fact they updated it at all is nice, but still
I don't know, but the book is just a set of guidelines to follow. How you follow them is the main thing.
Muslim jihadist terrorists from all over the world could learn a thing or two from Space Marine's ending:
or with a dildo too.. doesn't really matter. maybe she was shun for being a virgin before that's why she put that bad girl role as a defense mechanism.
awww.. sweet Audrey. these pictures are starting to make sense now.
most of the items are shit though
best items: penguin, compact mirror, sheep, lipstick, sunflower, ring
>my sister is 10 and doesnt have a hymen
That makes a little more sense.
Only girl I was ever with was a virgin and she bled like crazy the first time. She also did ballet as a girl and did dancing in highschool so she did plenty of stretching along with regular exercise. Hell I used to stretch with her. First time was when we were both 17 so that's at least a decade of regular stretching and physical activity before hand and she still bled like crazy.
I'm not saying it's total bullshit, it's just sounds a little far fetched from my experience that stretching alone would be enough.
I don't think that's the main character. it looks like a guy she liked before. at first i thought it was her working at the store but then i realize she was just shopping there, and the guy is some kind of baker and she had a crush on him. plus she looks a lot happier here. this is probably before she had her heart broken and she started acting like a mega bitch
>tfw no 10 year old sister to check the hymen of
>Arguing against someone's penis
Its like you don't understand male sexuality.
I still can't believe they're fucking working on this thing. It's like purple prose except it doesn't make any sense.
This I desire.
Or maybe not all them, one would d,o, yes that would do juuust fine. Or maybe two, ok I'll settle for one but banging one on the side as well.
Afterall I need a videogame outlet for the stuff my great fear of retard babies prevents me from even approaching in real life.
I can actually hear Kyu saying those things
>he can't fap and puzzle at the same time
step your game up
>Smoking with cum on your face
I didn't even know I had this fetish
>Nyarlathotep will never be put into the game as a cosmic horror deity after winning over Venus
How did you come to those conclusions, anon?
>pffftygghhg WHAA?? how can she be virgin that doesn't make sense omg what is this TROLLING???
the game is trying to be funny/satirical by defying the expectation of a stereotype
>that party girl? she's a virgin. go figure lol
literally something someone probably thought up in 20 secs
my hymen broke when I jumped over a fence into a field running away from an angry cow
I knew I had one before because I looked at it with a mirror in the bathroom
my friend had a hymen so thick that she bled like a stuck pig when she lost her virginity
another friend was just born without one
hymens come in all shapes and sizes including non-existent so assuming everyone chick has to have a hymen to be a virgin means you're either medieval or a virgin yourself
>my friend had a hymen so thick that she bled like a stuck pig when she lost her virginity