Oh fuck. Is that a fucking package from FUCKING GAMESTOP I just got? Whatever could be inside?
I hope you like pizza gaylord, because that's what you get for being so anxious to brag that you forgot to censor your address.
Just show us the statue so I can decide whether to sell mine for a quick $200
Well if he takes it down he will definitely get shit on. So he better man up.
Let us journey into this new, unfamiliar world. I shall be your guide. Together with this fucking knife we will open the way to a new tomorrow
It's already too late.
Oh, and you look like a fucking faggot Brandon. Especially with the Kingdom Hearts cover photo.
Also, how is Broward Community College treating you?
At least OP isn't underage like the usual idiots we get
Nice house man
Not even kidding, I think it looks nice
How does it feel to be a failure, Brandon?
You faggots are the reason we can't have cool personal threads involving any personal information at all.
>doesn't take the time to censor basic shit
we're just having fun with his idiocy anon, don't get so mad over it, you honestly think someone's even going to bother with this guy?
Might as well ride this gravy train down to hell
No I totally am. Honestly I find this more funny than anything else
Not like I really expect you guys to do anything anyway
>anchovy pizza with malt vinegar
You sick bastard.
you guys are easily baited.
most likely this guy posted it on his twitter/facebook/instagram and some faggot is trying to get you to be his personal army
things arent as simple as "haha look this guy posted his address"
>neo 4chan = dumb sheeple..
Just Toon Link. Shulk's coming tomorrow
>tfw you will never get to meet Brandon face to face
>tfw you will never snuggle with him while calling him Bradly
How can I cope with this?
Brandon, I hope you get this message. The Doctors are trying an experimental procedure to try to wake you up from your coma. Please Brandon, please wake up. I hope you see this message somewhere in that deep coma of yours. We miss you.
I'm going to hijack this thread with my own unboxing. Strap on /v/
I only have the money for one random act of kindness this week, so it's going to brave op
Hey Brandon, you seem pretty set on money and you probably have enough pizzas for yourself coming, why not toss me a free one?
I'll show you my amiibo collection.
I have all of them.
>Latest activity: Sunday
>the newfag is calling me a newfag
im a software engineer srsly learn technology, you kids today dont know shit about anything
>not all pictures will lead u to a source with a mere image search
everyone post a pic of what you think this fag looks like
>implying you are
Post some proof nigga
>doesn't know that basic level shit
as long as you don't do work on social networks you should be fine
Oh I know, half of that was only there to show he wasn't active in discussions, but then I saw the groups section and the posts and didn't feel like changing it so eh
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
That's because I am gay
Ah shit it's from Domo Arigato nigga!
Actual OP here
Fuck, had no idea this would spiral out like this. You fuckers are crazy
But do whatever you want I guess, I fucked up.
Actually suggestion for you OP, call up all Pizza places around you, tell them that they might have gotten an order for you for delivery tell them to cancel them as they are all fake and are from people pranking you. I wish you the best of luck.
I don't get whats the point of sending pizzas you can just say you didn't order them and close your door. It's not like you have an obligation to pay for them. Only a real retard thinks this is funny
I'm not op btw
Damn, must be so fucking sad being this edgy.
No wonder people think /v/ is one of the worse boards, we have faggots like this.
Also, the fact there will be several orders to his local pizza place for the same fucking dude will make them not bother.
As for credit cards, you think that shit isn't checked? Niggers ain't going to give you money if you have no chance of paying it back.
As for sex offenders list, it's not that simple and anybody here could easily just tell them you're some edgy teenager doing it to "ruin somebodies life". The fact there is proof here will be wonderful evidence.
Wait a minute.
Is Toon Link a hot selling/rare amiibo right now? Like, people spending 30+ bucks on the little dude?
I saw 4 of the guys at Walmart earlier; they looked cool (better than the fucking original Link, holy shit), but I don't own a Wii U so didn't bother. If I can scalp those fuckers I might drive back and buy them.
Sorry I'm late to the thread. OP, don't mind the faggot, I'm sure he won't do anything. He seems too autistic to do anything.
here's a better picture that shows the figure itself
I was just talking about this today
I also just watched a video on security on the internet today as well
What the fuck is happening? It's like some sort of strange backwards deja vu
You're correct, although it will slightly ding their credit due to the check all cards will run upon application and when he inevitably cancels it. Apparently that anon is in for the long haul.
Here's a pose I did with him
I never liked figmas. Nendos are fucking cute
Sometimes when I come to 4chan, I won't just what kind of people are on here.
Are they really the lifeless adults living in their parents homes, the internet implies?
Then a guy spends his time gathering info on some random guy, to order pizzas and sign him up for credit cards.
It's funny, even though I know there are people that pathetic out there, I actually feel better about myself knowing I would never be so utterly useless to put time into something like that.
Op good luck man, I hope you can take some comfort knowing you aren't as much of a loser and some people.
It's uploaded through the Darknet. Can't trace it.
Depends on how much you order and what type of shipping you get. EMS (3~5 days) can be more or higher than the amount >>283123618 posted... but that's fast shipping from Japan.
No, he's a shitty troll.
Trust me, I
"used "to do the same thing. It's not about fucking with your victim its about getting the reactions from the audience. Actually committing crimes is dangerous, so just pretend you did it. People will choose to believe you did because they want to be mad at you and you get all the attention you desire.
Getting caught is part of the plan.
And here's one with his MGS1 head
And I thought yesterday's unboxing thread was good
4 years ago this post would be praised instead of being called edgy.
where'd your backbone go, /v/?
you let the SJWs win and it's turning you all into a bunch of damn hippies who don't want bad things to happen to innocent people.
That...might just be sadder.
How little does a parent love her kids to let them stay up that late on a school night?
God damn, I need to hug my Mom next time I see her. I couldn't imagine being that ignored and unloved.
So this thread went from unboxing to stalking OP?
Not that I feel sorry for OP being a dummy
I'm paying if we complete this pizza before the thread inevitably 404s
What's the ultimate pizza that we as a collective mind can create? Size and Crust posts ending in 3, 6, 9
haha fuck you brandon enjoy all that fucking pizza faggot :^)
just kidding i ordered this for me
H-hey guys. This looks pretty fun. I just got a package too. Can i join?
Small, but close enough
Cheese can be none, light, normie, extra, 2x, 3x
Sauce is none, light, normie, extra, and the sauces shown.
OP is just tricking /v/ into being his personal army. That package is his neighbor's.
>Oh you guys got my info and are making me into a sex offender? I guess I better deal with it : )
>tfw you'll never get free pizza from your pals at /v/
Ok Here we go...
Please excuse my gross hand.
That's our word, cunt.
Anyways, complete answer here >>283126026
No cheese or sauce
4 chances, odd digits chooses a single topping and how much/ where it's placed
the internet is a wonderful thing
Happy Valentines OP
GJ taking it like a champ. I envy you and you actually look like a nice guy
enjoy that coke, friend. unless the bastards jewed you out of it.
What could it be? Kinda smells like onions.
OP if you call your local Dominos and say that they shouldnt accept any orders from you and explain that you're being pranked you could save a lot of time and embarrassment. I work in a fast food join and its a real pest when stuff like this happens.
Oh fuck. Is that a fucking pizza from FUCKING DOMINOS I just got? Whatever could be inside?
Am kinda worried because there is always that one gigantic fuccboi that takes it too far and will actually try to swat him now.
you're a bitch for allowing it to happen.
from now on, anytime you see him eating something unshareable (like fucking a burrito or some shit), go over and take a huge fucking bite out of whatever it is.
he'll get the message and stop taking your pizza so you can have the whole pie to yourself, fatty.
oh so this is how the fabled pizza delivery works.
thanks f'llow redchanner, cuck appreciated.
Let us journey into this new, unfamiliar world. I shall be your guide. Together with this fucking Coke we will open the way to a new tomorrow
You fags are alright sometimes
But that's wrong.
We only used to ruin others lives, or make them laughing stocks when they deserved it (such as if you are a shitposing tripfag like The Dude for example), but you know, people are stuipid.
The kid's dumb, but that doesn't mean you have to fuck him over, especially when he didn't do anything wrong.