You could post cosplays instead of shit, you know?
Snakes have cloakas and yes, penises can fit inside it but I don't think the snake would survive that.
With a ~2k budget, how well do you think a professional could make this?
Is she cosplaying as pic related?
Actually, its hard to see this and not be mad. My dad, 60, who has lived a healthy life, with exercise and limited consumption of alcohol and caffeine, has to have open heart surgery next week, while this cow has enough chemicals and toxins in her body to power a industrial trash compactor indefinitely
Hmm her left arm has trek marks. Guess this one had one to many crack shoots!
I only have really old shit that everyone has already seen a thousand times.
No tits tho, I'm not into that
I only have this, I shot it at an animecon where I had to go to record as my sister's boyfriend proposed on stage.
She seemed very nice, pretty shy, but had good humour. She even made the portal gun herself.
I thought the social nerds go to cons like this, but oh god no, I tried to talk to those folks but they lack serious social skills to be alive.
What's a good cosplay for a guy and a girl where the girl is bigger?
Because I'm 5'5" and my gf is 5'10"
>inb4 do whatever you want
Fuck you I want to be as accurate as possible
i don't recall moxxi having that big
Resident Evil 4, she can go as Leon and you as Ashley.
Im not entirely sure but I think that image was shoop da whooped
Do this one
zero suit samus obviously
I want to motorboat that rack, but then I saw that fucking thing in her nose
virgins seem to hate tattoos and piercings.
>muh pure girl
lol have fun on 4chan forever
Are you sure you wouldn't reconsider?
nothing makes my dick harder than cosplay. Because as a shut in I dream of a magical alien knight goddess to come down in her robot and drag my smelly NEET ass out my room to outer space.
Depending on the tattoo they are fine.
Pierciengs or that ugly asshole thingy on the earlobe? Disgusting. Only spoiled teens do those things.
>Because as a shut in I dream of a magical alien knight goddess to come down in her robot and drag my smelly NEET ass out my room to outer space
Ever heard of Welcome to the NHK? It's got a plot that is nearly identical to this.
There is something magical about black people doung cosplay. And the more outlandish it is the better
I love shit like this.
It's a black people belly button. Maybe they are special.
i dont know, i have these from older cosplay threads
thats why i fireshoted this
this one has to be a guy
I thought it was funnier that there is a sigh behind him saying education works.
Someday, I will find you and marry you.
I remember seeing him at a cosplay competition; When he was interviewed on the stage and he started speaking with his man voice, you could practically hear vaginal fluids running in the crowd.
Finland, fuck yeah!
With minimal effort, I could cosplay the most average of animu protagonists (see Oreki from Hyouka for a reference, I ain't going /soc/ on this thread)
Who should I cosplay?
I want to do Junpei from 999 but fuck those watch prices on eBay.
I find it hard to believe this is real but I suppose it is really just evidence of how terrible and cruel existence is
>vaginal fluids running for a guy that dresses up as a girl
Somehow, I doubt that.
do girls like this really think its about their hair or that the cosplay/uniform is cute? are the oblivious to the fact that guys just
-face isnt busted
-i wanna fuck it
>this will never ever happen to you
fuck this gay earth
Go as Tooru. When you find a Chaika at a con, she'll be obligated to follow you around. Then you will have your own Chaika.
Also it's a piss easy costume.
Yeah, but that feels like purposefully shitty ones, like the incredible Hork and Thurr. Those are funny. The others look like they put effort into it and just failed.
Here's the thing.
Cons are often filled with autists, but it's where you have the highest chance of getting literally all the pussy imaginable.
>inb4 never stick your dick in crazy
I've already been "raped" (putting that in quotes since calling it rape is an overstatement) by a crazy-as-fuck girl who threatened to slice my finger open so really I may as well take that risk again since I'm not dead yet.
1. That fucking hair.
2. What are the chances of finding a Chaika?
> tfw /fit/ as fuck and want to get together with some other bros and do revealing r63 Touhou
> Know that if I discuss this with friends they will cut off my supply of creatine and protein shakes and I will die
I don't know, there's plenty of other weird shit. Chaika is cute so I'd imagine girls or twinks would be willing to cosplay that.
this one gives me a good chuckle
>I've already been "raped" (putting that in quotes since calling it rape is an overstatement) by a crazy-as-fuck girl who threatened to slice my finger open
you dun goofd
Well AoT was huge in the US too, Chaika bombed in nipland and probably is nearly unheard of here.
Doesn't mean some won't pop up, I bet they will because Chaika is cool looking as fuck, but AoT was enormously larger than Chaika's franchise.
I'm not sure I've ever seen a significant amount of Chaika anywhere other than here anyway. Shame about the second season. And also BONES.
I've only seen it once on /lolg/ and I didn't save it for some reason. was literally the best webm ever. her legs were pulled up by her head in her computer chair, she rubbed with one hand, then kind of bit her lip as she pulled it open.
Why are you guys so fucking beta?
You dont even have to look attractive to fug cute cosplay grills. Just be confident without spilling spaghetti and without being a try hard.
Pic related. I fugg'd all three of them that night.
Aside from what I said, it's pretty straightforward
>going out with this one girl
>she seems nice, has what is essentially a loli body
>we go to an arboretum because it's the middle of spring
>she leads me over to a trail
>pins me down at knifepoint, holding a condom
>long story short, she's forcing me down begging for my dick
>know for a fact this will fuck everything up since we only dated for 3 weeks, but she's a fucking psycho so that's moot point by now
>say no anyway
>she cuts my finger
>doesn't hurt too bad but I'm still internally freaking out
>she shows me her loose-as-fuck vagina
>either she uses a dildo 5 times a day, or she was fucked six ways from Sunday
>risk vs reward
>have sex for like 10 minutes, she luckily says we need to leave because people may come across us
>two days later, she breaks up with me
>she moves to New Hampshire
Frankly, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
I still have a tiny scar where she cut me.
Holy fuck, that's me, I can't believe someone posted my cosplay!!
I can post more pics of it if you want
>you will never have a body like that and be able to fuck any girl at a con.
>MFW that body is mostly shading
>MFW he's actually pretty fat
>MFW I'm actually cut
I'm married so I can't actually fuck anybody
She wasn't listening to orders. She'll know better in the future.
Who is this semen demon?
I need to know.
I got pics of me with dante AND nmh paradise alt costume bad girl if you want me to post more.
It's always nice to see a cosplay thread on /v/.
Because there's always that one guy who tells a crazy story of how he fucked a crazy chick at a con.
As for the shirt, I went through hell and paid way too much to get the bizarre jelly 5 logo on a women's t shirt (it needed to be tight and a thin material lmao) from a local custom t shirt shop because custom ink got on my ass for copyright reasons and wouldn't let me print it. The quality is that of the shittiest iron-on material you can think of and it costed me $30. The whole process of getting it made was so embarrassing and awful and totally not worth it.
Why cosplayers fuck everything with this shittys contact lenses?
Really, is not necessary.
Why would anyone go on the internet and tell lies?
Thanks, man. By all means, go for it though!! Just be weary of local places because they will fuck you in the ass and LITERALLY USE THE SHITTY IRON-ON SHIT YOU CAN GET FROM A CRAFT SHOP. THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS IM STILL MAD
Life has a cruel sense of humour.
My stepdad had a triple bypass a few years ago. It was rough and I was really fucking worried about if he'd make it through. He gets sore still but the doc says that's because they cut open your body and pull the ribs apart and such. It's traumatic for the body and will always be sore, even though his heart and everything is much better now. Hope your dad makes it through. Just make sure he gets any pain after the surgery checked out. Even if it's nothing major since it's a lot of crap they have to do to the body, better safe than sorry.
I'm no skinny thing myself, but mostly because I'm afraid to so much as go outside. I eat like one main meal a day(no not a nine course party catering sized meal), which I'm trying to rectify because that fucks with your body. That lady is just ugh, I'm glad even though I'm fat that there's always someone bigger. Makes me feel like there's still a chance for me.
That was at Anime L.A. That guy has actually been playing WoW since it's creation. He spoke at a Blizzard panel with some blizzard guys and apparently was pretty well known in the community.
Bretty cool guy.
Shitty picture of me, good picture of her. We kept in contact and are actually really close friends now, she's pretty cool.
I was the one who friendzoned her