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BANJO KAZOOIE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR INCOMING

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Anyone remember the Mingy Jongo twitter thing? Yeah this is that.

http://www.playtonicgames.com/
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>>282803341
ew
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I just came here to post this.
I'm glad to see someone beat my to it.

Getting so hyped for the spiritual successor of Banjo-Kazooie that I've always wanted!

What was the Mighty Jinjo thing that I keep hearing about?
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>>282804105

>What was the Mighty Jinjo thing that I keep hearing about?

i wondered this too.
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>>282804105
A couple of years ago a twitter account was made called Mingy Jongo and was hyping up ex-rare developers coming back together to work on some project but at the time there was nothing concrete. It then came back and turned to this. Check out the twitter itself for more.
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>>282804534
>>282804105
Mingy Jongo was a failed attempt at making a spiritual successor to banjo kazooie. It really got pretty much nowhere in production and they stopped updating years ago. I would suggest looking into it but they released practically nothing besides their original plan. No screenshots or anything
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>>282803341
>SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR

Yeah, no thanks.

Nothing good can come from those eyes.
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Boring Noobie more like
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>Join us on our epic quest - Dream of a fun filled future of mega-awesome games!
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>>282803341
Is that the dragon from how to train your dragon?
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>>282805394

>spiritual successor
>by many of the people responsible for making the original

what would you rather have? that, or a bunch of people that had nothing to do with the series make a new banjo?
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>Persona 5
>Rare is back
>mfw vidya is saved
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spiritual successor doesn't sound very good anon
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>there are people who still think there will ever be another good Banjo or Conker game
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Someone get Ninty to nab them into Rare so we can have a Dong game with Kremlings in it!
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>>282806209

I mean Retro*!
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Aw shit nigga here we go.
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God fucking damn it, that is not Banjo and Kazooie. And crazy eyes up there tells me this shit's retarded to begin with.

Whatever - there's already enough divide in the BK fanbase as to which was better: Kazooie or Tooie. Let alone the Nuts and Bolts defenders.

I don't understand how anyone liked Tooie. Kazooie had all the charm and platforming. Tooie had no charm at all, nothing appealing.
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>>282806734
Yeah, tooie was dog shit and shouldn't have even been made, and especially not nuts and bolts either. Games should've stayed at Kazooie, theres no reason to make more. I don't get why people are always flipping their shit over a franchise that ran its course the day it was made.
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>>282806734
>Kazooie had all the charm and platforming. Tooie had no charm at all, nothing appealing.

Except that's wrong, Kazooie had little more actual platforming than Tooie did and Tooie had just as much "charm" (which is in itself a completely subjective bullshit term). Take off your rose tinted goggles. I love the two games for different reasons but neither of those are good reason to dislike Tooie, let alone consider it worse than Kazooie. Tooie was grander in scope, had fantastic boss fights, even more moves, a soundtrack on par with the original's and was about 10 times longer than Kazooie (whether you think that's a good thing is up to personal preference).

Your cynicism will hopefully kill you off.
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Well if Banjo 3 ends up being shit we will always have this game.
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Banjo-Kazooie was just a very well-made but otherwise pretty generic platformer. How the fuck do you have a spiritual successor to generic platformer? Is it just a generic platformer with knock off characters? Is it a generic platformer that just rips off certain things from the games like the eggs and shit to appeal to nostalgia? What is the point?
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I'll keep my eyes on this. I'm guessing we won't see anything for a while.

>tfw no DuckHunt 3D platformer
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>>282807361
Nobody sane played Banjo Kazooie for the platforming, it was played for the humour, the level design, the graphics, the polish on everything and the collectathoning.

Honestly, Banjo Kazooie is far more than the sum of its parts. It just works.

>Is it a generic platformer that just rips off certain things from the games like the eggs and shit to appeal to nostalgia? What is the point?

The hell are you talking about? Have you even played the series?

>knock off characters

From what?
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What platforms is it gonna be on?
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>>282805698
It isn't working with Mighty No. 9, it won't work here.
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Which team members from rare?
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>blue and yellow
subtle
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>>282807749
Yes it was played for all of those things you said, not for the generic platforming. So what exactly CAN be replicated from the original games to make a spiritual successor? There's no way anybody but the original team all those years ago can recreate what Banjo-Kazooie felt like to play. Even if all the same devs got back together today, I doubt they could recreate it.
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>>282808057
>We’ve got the bloke who programmed Donkey Kong Country, the character designer behind Banjo and Kazooie, and the artist who made your console fit to burst with lavish environments across a decade’s worth of adventure games.
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>>282808403
Just give them the benefit of the doubt. They'll certainly have the humour down if Chris Seavor's Director's Commentary on Conker's Bad Fur Day is any indicator. It doesn't need to be the exact same type of game, I doubt anyone would want that. But it would at least share somewhat in what made the old games great. Maybe when the game comes out we'll be able to compare it but until then we have no idea what they could be taking from their older games. If they're making it a mission goal to go back to that period of gaming then clearly they've got some inkling of what they're going to do, even if we can only guess at it.
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>>282803341
>orange/caramel-colored lion and a blue bird

CALLING IT RIGHT NOW
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>>282808495
I forgot that Banjo-Kazooie was made by three people. It's amazing that they managed to get them all back in one place again. And I'm sure a decade or two of life hasn't changed them at all.
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>>282809058
Banjo Kazooie wasn't exactly made by 200 people. At most 20 or so, they were just one of the small teams working at Rare.

Plus most of them didn't exactly have much creative control so their input was probably pretty minimal.
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>>282808912
I dunno, the thing in front looks kinda lizard-like to me.
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>>282809502
its going to be so fucking terrible
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>>282809502
That just confirms my initial suspicions that it's Toothless.
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>>282809279
Their post was sarcasm anon, they're really pessimistic and a faggot.
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>>282806209
But Nintendo own Kremlings

They were in Smash run ffs
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>>282808025
Because that shit is a scam to milk Megamanchildren, orchestrated by Hackafune.
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>>282809658
I know it was sarcasm. I'm not retarded.
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>>282809502
>Mew n' Angry Bird: Rescue Rangers
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>>282809786
And what makes you think this isn't? They're already doing the whole teasing marketing thing.
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>>282803341
I cannot fucking wait. MAD HYPE
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>A rare breed of game creators
>rare is bolded
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>>282808797
Seavor never worked on Banjo and he isn't working on this.
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I don't want this, I want Banjo and Kazooie, you fucking cunts, bring them back to Nintendo, you fucking faggots at microshit ruin fucking everything
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>>282809924

When they make a kickstarter, we'll know it's over. But if they secure funding themselves and don't try to leech off the fans, I don't see how you can compare it to MN9.
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>>282810409
>Seavor never worked on Banjo and he isn't working on this.

Go and watch the Commentary, it isn't Chris Seavor sitting there by himself twiddling his thumbs. Other former Rare employees, including some of these guys, play alongside him.
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>>282809924
>And what makes you think this isn't?
Inafune isn't involved.
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>>282807807
I'm hoping Wii U. Banjo-Kazooie was so good on N64. Would fit perfectly with Nintendo
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>>282810478
>I want everything to be the same, over and over again! New things scare me! CATER TO ME! Waaahh!
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>>282807807
PC definitely
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>>282810632
What the hell does the N64 have to do with the Wii U?

>Would fit perfectly with Nintendo
Why?
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>>282810478
They're probably going to do some sort of lineage thing. Yeah, not original B&K but still SOMETHING, man
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>>282809502
Well, I didn't expect that. Looks like some kinda dinosaur cat thing.
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>>282810591
Most of them didn't work on Banjo, either. I'm pretty damn sure none of them did because they are the Conker team, that's why they're all playing Conker together. The Banjo and Conker teams were entirely different people.
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>>282805116
Recently they were updating about 2/17, same as grant
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>>282811163
he is a retard fanboy?
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jesus guys you just let it go.

its like watching a man stuffing his favorite cat because he doesn't want to let go.
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>>282806045
well most of the devs left Rare so it is possible they can pull it off
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Can someone fucking tell me if this is going to be exclusive, multiplat, pc or whatever? Finally Rare is back.
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>we're now on a mission to bring you the video game stars of the future that are inspired by our past
>As we get back to our roots - creating unforgettable fun, unforgettable characters and unforgettable experiences,
>magic dust from a golden age of gaming
Red flags. This MADE FROM OLD DEVS GOING BACK TO THEIR ROOTS nonsense will end in disappointment. Let's just hope we don't see a kickstarter in the following few days.
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>>282807058
FPS segment.
A soccer-esque minigame.
Whac-A-Mole with Mumbo.

And you want to tell me Tooie was all about the platforming?

The scale was more grand, I'll grant you that. But as much as that was improved, then you've got an influx of shitty changes to the story.

Gruntilda having sisters is one thing.
But Mumbo's got a weird romance thing going on, Bottles is dead, there's a weird Jiggie master that wasn't even part of the last game with all the Jiggies floating around, Banjo didn't even sound like himself, etc.

Everything about Tooie was just off-putting compared to the original.
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>>282807807
Confirmed PC/PS4/Vita right now but they want to put it on Wii U too.
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>>282811000
>I want everything to be different every time! Old things scare me! CATER TO ME! Waaaahh
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>>282812249

yeah, it's going to be all three, I learned it just now by reading their internal documents, it's also going to be backported on the N64 and have oculus rift support with no DLC

you can trust me on this one.
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WHY ISN'T GRANT KIRKHOPE PART OF THIS, WILL HE DO THE MUSICS?
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What exactly are people expecting to see come out of this?

Another Banjo Kazooie? You already have two of those and there's a limit to how far you can stretch a basic platformer.

Something LIKE Banjo Kazooie, but different? What does that even mean? Banjo-Kazooie had no remarkable characteristics other than some vaguely-defined charm and really good level design, graphics (for the time), and music.

All I see on that site is an image of two obvious clone characters, which is downright lazy and reminds me of Mighty No. 9, so are they just trying to make "Banjo Kazooie, again"?

What is there to get excited about? Is the Banjo team just a bunch of washed up one-trick ponies who want to be in the spotlight again? I loved Banjo Kazooie, but this all just makes me sad. When has getting the gang back together for another game in the series 15 years later ever worked out well?
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>>282812528
Oh fuck, I need it on Wii U, I don't want to buy a PS4 yet.
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Tooie > Kazooie, tbh.
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>>282812712
probably since he's been one of the few teasing about it for a while
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>>282812528
Looks like the Pii U continues to be irrelevant and dead.
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This will be banjo kazooie: DLC edition.
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>>282812712
>grant kirkhope meme
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>>282810570
I can't possibly see why they wouldn't make a kickstarter. They see the popularity of the service now as opposed to not having the funding all those years ago. It makes sense that they'd be requesting money from the fans. But we'll see if this even comes to fruition.
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>>282812852
I played Kazooie in 1998 and adored it.

I played Tooie in 2009 and I adored it more.

People who claim that Kazooie is great while Tooie is a piece of shit are some of the most delusional vidya fans on the planet. It's got its problems like the needlessly complicated shit needed to get most jiggies, too many minigames and Grunty not rhyming but apart from that the game was phenomenal. Kazooie was half baked by comparison.
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>>282812359
Your mom was off-putting compared to the original

:^)
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My fucking fedora hit the ceiling when I found out this was legit

Fuck you /v/ I'm getting hype
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>>282812249
>Finally Rare is back.

I wanna believe but it's too early to say anything yet.
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I'll believe it when I see it. They keep bringing up Banjo or another platformer every year or so, everyone gets excited, and fucking nothing comes of it.
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>>282812045
I stuffed your mom last night nerd
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>>282812852
I agree.
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A spiritual successor is still not Banjo kazooie
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>>282805394
I'm faintly reminded of that spiritual successor to Eternal Darkness.

It ended up being garbage.
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>>282813424
Pro-tip: Don't.
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>>282812528
Why would they make it on those console platforms? Platformers hardly ever sell on the shooter boxes and cinematic boxes.
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Nobody is going to care when the game actually comes out. People have nostalgia for these games and claim that they miss them but they don't actually want to play them.
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a spiritual successor is the video game equivalent of a movie telling you "inspired by" while also featuring 'gueststarring' actors, who cares about this
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>mfw I made a new thread instead of a reply
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this shits gonna flop harder than a new banjo game
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>>282813702
Because Nintendrones aren't interested in anything that doesn't feature Mario, so it'd sell even less on Wii U
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>>282813702
Please shut up.
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>>282813279
>THE GAME GETS GOOD AFTER 5 HOURS

You and I both know where those games belong - in the same trash bin as Brutal Legend and other poorly executed piles of shit, regardless of promise, characterization, music, everything else.
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>>282813912
Care to share why you're offended?
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I dont want a spiritual successor, i want Banjo and kazooie
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Guys I got the inside scoop.
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>>282813954
You're being a whiny little bitch and making generalizations based off shit you read here. It's such an empty and pathetic post and all you're doing is ensuring this thread will go south. Go fight your console wars on GoNintendo or MyNintendoNews.
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>Veterans of the legendary game developer Rare Ltd.

what the fuck does this mean? give me names you fags
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Christ no matter what someone aanounces, people must shitpost, being naysayers and start console wars.

>Microsoft will make a new B&K|
>BAAAAW THEY RUINED THE SERIES, I DO NOT WANT THIS
>Well, then, here you are a spiritual successor of B&K made by the same guys
>WAAAAH, THIS IS GOING TO BOMB SO HARD, WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT A "SPIRITUAL" SUCCESSOR" A BOO BLOO!

Cunts, all of you. Fuck you, I'm mad as hell.
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>>282813615
Yea, but a Spiritual Sucessor means they want to make a Banjo Kazooie game but they don't have the rights to Banjo Kazooie.

So sorta like Mighty No.9 i guess.
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>>282814065
meant for>>282813859
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>>282814108

No idea why people think Microsoft ruined anything. Rare changed over the years due to personnel change.

Besides, it's not like Microsoft told them to make a shitty game for a beloved franchise.
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>>282814108
Why don't they actually make something new and interesting instead of just trying to remake Banjo Kazooie again and trying to sell off of nostalgia and hype for a clone because they don't even have the original rights?

I'll get excited when they start showing some creativity and originality for the first time in 20 years.
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>>282814143
or Dark Souls.

or Perfect Dark

Pretty much all of them would have been de facto sequels if they still had the rights. Except maybe Perfect Dark.
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>>282814043
>not using Toothless as the lizard
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>yfw rare is making the newest Chameleon Twist
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>>282814043
You made me doubt for a millisecond.
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>>282812528
>Confirmed

where?
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>>282814336

>What is Viva Pinata

Come on dude, that was arguably the best game released on 360.
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>>282805116

But its the same twitter account, they just renamed it.
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>>282814516
Chameleon Twist was easy, short, and felt like it had low production values. So why was it so fun and memorable?
The multiplayer was fantastic, though.
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>>282814332
>Besides, it's not like Microsoft told them to make a shitty game for a beloved franchise.
Actually, Microsoft scrapped several project Rare made about a new Banjo game, until they were basically forced to make Nuts'n'bolts with that shitty car system.
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>>282813916
>THE GAME GETS GOOD AFTER 5 HOURS

What are you quoting? I didn't say that in my post.
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>>282814332

It's not so much that Microsoft ruined them, it's just that they shared a particularly great relationship with Nintendo. There's a lot of stories out there about how hands-on Ninty were with Rare, and how strict they were about how fun the game would be. Rare needed a big guy to keep them in line and improve their work, and it went great. Then when they got sold, Microsoft only cared about profit margins and demographics, not about actually making the game more enjoyable.
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>>282803341
>Where will the game be showing up on? Wii U? PC?
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>>282814336
Blatant rip-offs can still be good games. I'll hold my judgement until I see some gameplay and how the characters look first.
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>>282814646
The tongue gimmick was fun, the levels were colorful and varied, and the music was good. It was a half-baked game... but don't tell me you don't enjoy a taste of the cake batter every once in a while.
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>>282814892
Steam greenlight +PS4/Vita confirmed.

They want a Wii U version, too.
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>>282807417
>It's actually them making a new game featuring the Duck Hunt dog and duck.
>More or less Banjo Three-ie, but in a farm setting instead of a forest.
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>>282803341
>the description of the studio on the left

I laughed.
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>>282814670

Oh, really? I thought Rare said they felt making a direct follow-up would have been boring or something. Unless, of course, that was after Microsoft fucked them around (if they did).
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>>282814332
Rare wanted to make Banjo but Microsoft wouldn't let them.

So yes. Microsoft ruined Rare.
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>>282812775
You must be fun at parties
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>>282814981

[source]
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>>282815142
It's some penguinofD00m shit
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>>282803341
>main character is a girl now.
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>>282809579
He's a cutie so I'd be okay with this. It does look dragonish though.
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>>282815232
>10/10 game, not mysoginistic
-FemFreq
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JET FORCE GEMINI SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR WEN?
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>>282815232
True or not doesn't really bother me. Need more female lead games anyway..
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>>282807417
That thread was golden.
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>>282814732
You didn't say that, granted. That's why I >IMPLIED IT IN CAPS

Because I played Banjo-Kazooie, and then Banjo-Tooie, and everything good that you mentioned only happens once you've played pretty far into the game. It was a disappointment.
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>>282815913
What thread?
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>>282815816
>need
The fuck does that mean?
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>>282815342
>The game is misogynistic because the main character being a female is every man's dream to control women as the puppeteer.

muh soggy knee/10
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>>282813274

They said that they're funding it themselves and they're looking for a publisher. Clearly they want to do things the old fashioned and honest way.
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>>282811000
we don't want everything to stay the same either.
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>>282809502
i just want to fuck it honestly
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>>282816338
>They said that they're funding it themselves and they're looking for a publisher
Where did they say that? That's pretty good and respectable if true.
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>>282803341
Those eyes are a bit unnerving
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJ96LGGP6w
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>>282803341
Hey look! Another 3D platformer!

Are we seeing the return of this genre?
Dying Light came out this year.
A Hat in Time (hopefully) comes out soon.
Hover: Revolt of Gamers looks promising.
Minjy Jongo game has been teased.
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The description in their site is kida funny. Finger crossed for a Wii U release and of course I hope it will be multiplat anyway.
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>>282816721
>not a platformer
>shit
>never heard of
>cancelled

a return indeed
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>>282815816
why exactly do we "need" more? If you don't play mainstream AAA games (which you shouldn't) this is literally not even an issue
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>>282813770
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you fucking retarded? That's stupid shit like the one you are.
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>>282817317
Fuck off, games have evolved in the last decade. Go fuck yourself, nobody wants to play your shitty outdated jumping shit. Kindly take off your nostalgia goggles and choke yourself with it, worthless sack of fuck.
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>>282817317
Once the nostalgia wears off, you will realize that you aren't actually interested in playing kiddy platformers anymore. There have probably been a bunch made since Banjo but you don't search for them because of lack of interest.
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>>282817642
>People have nostalgia for these games and claim that they miss them but they don't actually want to play them.

You must be really retarded if you actually believe this.
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>>282816669

Said it in the latest EDGE magazine mate.

also here, but I'm waiting until the article from the magazine gets scanned:

http://gematsu.com/2015/02/rare-veterans-announce-banjo-kazooie-successor

If anything they're using EDGE and their website/twitter to gain publicity, but that's it. No Kickstarter of any sort that involves fans money.
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It's going to be a corridor platformer.
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>>282818330
That would be awful.
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>>282818303

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151438682

"Yes there is an interview with Playtonic, there's 6 full time staff now and they hope to grow to 15 staff. First game is a spiritual successor to Banjo Kazooie and they have funding but would like to work with a publisher if it is mutual. "There's a history of working with Nintendo so we'd naturally love to see our game on a Nintendo platform. If people tell us to make Wii U our target console platform then we've got the flexibility to do that." Game will come to Steam early access and certain consoles as soon as they can."
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>>282807417
>not a gun game

You millennial Nintoddlers who never grew up with a NES disgust me.
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>>282813618
It never even came out.
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>>282817642
>>282818013
Global rule #2
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>>282818303
You're the guy that created that whole thread AND a member of that studio right?

I'm hyped, please dont disappoint
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>>282806045


it's alright, we can finish up Conker's cliffhanger with project spark, right?
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>>282814670
I'm pretty sure they released the conker remake to test the platforming market. It sold shitty so Rare had to mess around with shit until they could figure out what could possibly turn a profit for them. Microsoft apparently never forced them to do shit. Rare started making Kinect games because it was the only shit making them money now that Kinect is dead though they might need to take some risks now despite previous sales records.
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>>282818896


Live n Reloaded had an okay following for awhile plus apparently they wanted to focus on the multiplayer for a sequel if it sold well.


[citation needed]
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Yep, that's super, thanks for the hype. I'll be waiting for this like I'm waiting for news on a relative's visit to the hospital; hoping that the worst doesn't happen. Come back when you've got a gameplay trailer, and that means GAMEPLAY and not bullshots, and maybe I'll be a bit more hyped about your product.
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>>282812126
The Project Lead for Rare's next game is the man behind Banjo-Kazooie, Gregg Mayles.
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>>282816143
https://archive.moe/v/thread/259947504
>Game is called Duck and Hunt
>The dog's name is Duck, the duck is Hunt
and it goes from there.
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>>282819350
This. Bad enough that it's lost the Banjo-Kazooie name.

Even then, the last 3 BK games were forgettable.

It's a tough proposition.
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>DKC designer

PLEASE TELL ME HE IS THE SAME GUY THAT DESIGNED DKC2

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
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>>282820635
I could honestly care less if it was named Banjo Kazooie or Wimp-Lo and Chosen, all that is marketing talk. I'm only concerned about the gameplay. Is it good, or not? That's what determines where my money goes. That being said, I'd be willing to give the game a try for a nice nostalgia trip.
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>>282809502
>>282809912
>>282811668
>>282816627
>>282816696
The first set of eyes is a lizard and the second set of eyes is a bird, possibly parrot based on the beak.

So until further notice, Lizard and bird adventure shenanigans await us.
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>>282821010
Thing is, a lot of the value from Banjo comes from the characters.
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>>282821169
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>>282820347
>The dog's name is Duck, the duck is Hunt
Never got this shit, just seems fucking weird. Would be much better the other way round.
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>E3 2014
>Microsoft introduces Rares new game
>This music starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJGvX2nuaq8
>Yfw
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>>282821816
Damn I meant 2015.
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>>282821816
>it's N&B2
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>>282821574
I like it, I get it, but the general public would just think it's stupid.

>>282821298
This. As crazy as BK is, it all worked in a sense, and made for a world and an aesthetic that I appreciated. So to have that all thrown away is damaging.

Of course, that was all thrown away in Tooie anyway, so I could argue that up is the only direction they can go from here.
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>>282813618
Eternal darkness had spiritual successor?
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>>282803341
Anyone remember when we didn't spend 20 years playing the same 40 games over and over?

Me neither. What happened to wanting new and original ideas? You guys want to circle jerk over a fucking sequel to a game that you played as a kid.
NEWSFLASH!!
It is going to suck shit.

Stop this. Stop it now. Right fucking now. You are probably the same retarded faggots that parrot "take off those nostalgia goggles".

You are the cancer. THE fucking cancer.
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>>282821574
>Never got this shit
Sometimes people have names that aren't literal descriptions of themselves
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>early access
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>>282822272

Spiritual Successor doesn't mean 1:1 the exact same shit with a
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>>282822272

You've been on /v/ too long.
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>>282809502
its bulbasaur
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>>282821816
That would be pretty awkward for Playtonic.
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>>282822272
Alroght faggot come up with someting original right now if MUST be violent and MUST NOT PANDER TO SJWs
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>>282821816
That would be soul crushing for the new studio, if it was this year that Rare actually got its shit together.
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>>282821574
It's a joke that plays on your expectations of what the obvious choice for the names should be.
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>>282809502
Holy shit! It's Gex!
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>>282822860
>MUST be violent and MUST NOT PANDER TO SJWs

not that guy, but the first thing that popped in my mind was hatred.
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>>282822975
Fuck thst hatred isnt orivinal and it looks ungodly boring
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>>282822957
Gex X Bird?
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I liked rare's platformers
I'll keep an eye on this
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Any predictions on how these guys are gonna look? Pic related.
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Why do any of you care thers will not be a PC version of thijs so it doesnt matter
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>>282803341
Oh wow I can't wait!
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>282823471
Even if I don't buy the game i'd still be interested in following the development retard.
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>>282823471
>tfw they've already talked about it coming to steam
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>>282813618

A few different crowd-funding attempts were made for this and they all failed. Then one of the devs was busted for child porn charges and that was the final nail in the coffin.

Glad it never happened, there was absolutely no chance of that game ever being good.
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>>282823708
>Then one of the devs was busted for child porn charges
what in the fuck
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Wow that's a site straight out of the 90s

Actually gives me hope for this
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>>282823672
YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR I HOPE YOU GET CANCER
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>>282823636
Yep, all projects inspired by other games ends being shitty, no exceptions. You got one of the keys that unlock the truths of the universe, good job.
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They better get Grant Kirkhope on board to make the music, otherwise it just won't feel right.
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>>282823887
Grant's most definitely on board, he's the one who got the group together in the first place
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>>282823471
its already confirmed for steam early access
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>>282823672
>a 3D platformer for PC
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>>282809502
It's a Mew you dip.
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>"Spiritual Successor"

Is that code for rip off like Mighty Number 9?

Hopefully they try to differentiate it a bit more than Businessman Inafune did.
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>>282823992
Oh, perfect then.
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>>282824012
>early access

Then it is DOA
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Ew, it looks all furry and shitty.
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I thought the awful art style responsible for eyes like that was long dead. What happened?
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>>282824149
>Is that code for rip off like Mighty Number 9?
No, it's code for a game inspired by another game. Like Shovel Knight is inspired by Megaman and Ducktails.
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>>282803341
Post your face when it's on everything but the WiiU
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I really hope that they make this take place in the same IMPLIED universe. Like, it's clearly BK (Everything talks, googly eyes, puzzle pieces) but it's just a different part of the world with a different set of characters.

At the very least I hope the writing will poke fun at this being a spiritual successor to BK
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>>282823865
lol I'm so sorry anon
but for a fleeting moment didn't it feel really good to believe?
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>>282824294
90s are back, baby :^)
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>>282823460
i posted my prediction here >>282824386
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>>282823880
Glad you agree
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>>282824292
And what exactly is wrong with anthros? Especially Banjo and Kazooie?
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>>282823636
>1 bad spiritual successor=they are all bad
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>>282824610
Yes, I am absolutely in agreement with such a strong argument. You are turly the new messiah that we need.
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>>282822272
fuck off retard, you are the cancer
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>>282824749
nothing, son
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>>282814832
mircosoft gave them more freedom to produce some top quality games...look how that turned out.
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>>282824897
Good, man /v/'s generally filled with stubborn retards but I'm glad you were so quick to find reason.
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>>282815145
Rare ruined themselves.
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>>282825391
>/v/'s generally filled with stubborn retards
I can't really disagree with you this time as well.
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>>282803341

I'm going to remain quietly optimistic until I see gameplay, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hyped through the fucking roof.

Is Kirkhope going to be working on this, too?
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If they have to make a kickstarter we'll know it is garbage
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>>282825039
Let's get one thing straight:

The only place anthros are hyper-sexualized is on the internet. And then, only on the scummiest of shitholes like here, various Booru's, Fchan, reddit, etc.

Out in the world, provided the majority of the fanbase isn't fucked up in the head, it's just fine.
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>>282825391
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>>282803341
It's going to be absolutely fucking terrible.
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>>282825595
He's the founder. Hence all the Aussie in the text I suppose.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM

BACKSTREETS BACK

ALRIIIIGHT
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>>282825621
They are funding it by themselves. They are simply looking for a pubblisher.
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>Hey! We worked for Rare!
>We made Banjo Kazooie, remember that?
>Did I mention we worked for Rare, you guys liked them right
>Oh yeah we have a thing we're making but first let's talk about how we made Banjo Kazooie

After all the shit that's gone down on Kickstarter I'm more than a little wary of devs trying to coast on past successes.

I'll wait until they actually have a game to show. It better actually try and be it's own game and not just a poor Banjo knock off.
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>>282825757
>They are simply looking for a publisher.

NINTENDO. IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY. RARE MADE GOD-TIER GAMES FOR THE N64
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>>282825703

>founded by Kirkhope, who loves BK to death
>backed by employees who were basically the reason BK and Bad Fur Day were as great as they were
>no kickstarter bullshit

anon I'm gonna need you to give me my meds, i'm sperging out over here
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>>282825806
If it plays almost identical to Banjo Kazooie, I wouldn't have a single issue with that. If it's made by some of the original people I find it hard for it to be shitty. Also, don't use MN9 as an example because only Inafune was from Capcom and he didn't even make the good Megamans.
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>>282825874
Eh, no. It's not a good idea. Game needs to be a multiplat, not an exclusive.
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>>282825806
Yup.

Never live off your past fame, especially in the vidya industry. Big Red Button are a testament to that.

Props to Playtonic though for trying to make a new game.
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>>282825874
anon please no
I'd like for there to be at least a faint glimmer of hope that it might see PC release
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HITLER HIMMLER: JEW KILLERS
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Now I won't have to be tempted into buying a microsoft shitbox to play post-kinect rare shovelware
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>>282826049
>Game needs to be a multiplat

Why?
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>>282826105

I was thinking this exactly.
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>>282826219
because that increases the chance that I'll be able to play it
and I would like to play it

is that difficult reasoning to understand?
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>>282826219
The dev team is small and they need more exposure. More people play the game, the better.
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>>282826392

That's what I guessed you'd say. It's not a valid reason, so it's discarded.
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Who will be to blame when the nostalgia wears off and people realize collect-a-thons are boring?
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>>282826541
>>282826532
Also, not him but it's a perfectly valid reason. The more people that play it means more money and more success for the devs, and multiplat usually means more sales.
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>>282826532
>More people play the game, the better.

Nope. There are pros and cons.
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>>282826541
lmao what
and what is it you think you're discarding it from, anon? or should I mr publisher?
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>>282826641
genuinely
genuinely autistic
go hit em up on twitter right now and ask to see if they're hoping not to sell "too many" copies
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>>282826787

The best games are always on a single platform.
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>>282826641
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>>282826641
There are more cons if you keep it hostage on only one platform with a really small userbase.
Look, I want this game on wii U but let's be gonest, releasing it ONLY on Wii U would be a suicide.

Let them go multiplat.
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>>282826862
>and it should be mine because I need to justify my purchase

The devs are making plans for consoles and PC.
Consoles. As in more than one.

Deal with it.
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>>282826862
Wrong, dark souls
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>>282825874
> RARE MADE GOD-TIER GAMES FOR THE N64

Oh how i miss the good old days. Screw you Microsoft for killing Rare.
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>>282825695
>animeposter thinks it's opinion is valid

cute
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>>282826862
straight up false
but the games with the most desperate, rabidly defensive overcompensating fanbases are definitely always on a single platform
I'd count that as a mark against those games, though
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Fuck you /v/, you can't get excited for or enjoy anything
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>>282826862
I'm guessing you're just stupid with nostalgia and want everything to be EXACTLY the same as it was with Banjo, even if it's illogical and makes no sense.

I'm also assuming you'll throw a shitfit if the game has even a single mechanic that wasn't in Banjo Kazooie because "NOT MUH BANJO"
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>>282826992

That series had already established itself on one console before it went to others. Any more examples?
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>>282827087
Try to stop me, fucking nigglet.
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>>282827164
>I'm guessing you're just stupid with nostalgia and want everything to be EXACTLY the same as it was with Banjo, even if it's illogical and makes no sense.

They're big assumptions for a small post.
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>>282827032
How different do you think video games would have been if Nintendo bought Rare?
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>>282827032
they didn't kill them, they saw what they did for the 64 and said to themselves "well shit, I want that for my new fledgling console business!"

but the market was turning away from nineties mascot games and looking for more drama and edge in their games. Rare saw this and tried to adjust accordingly but couldn't get the hang of it, while simultaneously alienating their older fanbase.
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>Persona 5
>Fire Emblem 14
>Banjo Kazooie spiritual successor
FUCK WHY DO I SUDDENLY LIKE VIDEO GAMES AGAIN
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>>282821574

>Duck the Dog
>Hunt the Duck

>descriptions of what one is meant to do to the other, if you use "duck" in the context of "ducking" for cover and hiding from something.
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>>282827184
>moving the goalposts
by your logic banjo kazooie established itself on n64, so this game will be fine too, it's ok if it goes multiplat
checkmate
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>>282826541
>GIVEN: There are consumers that only have, bought, or want one platform or the other, with no overlap, then:

>game published on one platform
>that platform's install base, only X% potential market share

>game published on all platforms
>all platforms' install base, 100% max potential market share

This is a fact.
You are retarded. That is also a fact.
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More exposure will definitely be better, the game needs to be multiplat. As much as I would loooooooooooove this game to be on WiiU and sell like hotcakes, those two things do not go hand in hand.
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>>282827297
the exact same. The rest of the industry has acted independently from nintendo since the days of the gamecube, only bothering to steal the odd hardware pop-anomaly every now and again.

as for what it would have done for nintendo itself, it's hard to say: it might have turned out interesting if rare went on and came up with some new IP's, or they could have gone the way of every single other nintendo studio and just laid back churning out sequel after sequel in their one existing IP ad infinitum
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>>282803341
Female lizard
And some black bird.
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>>282827534
This. I'll buy it day one on Wii U if it ever comes but I know the better thing to do for this game is to be released as a multiplat.
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>>282827728
>female lizard
PENIS NO
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>>282827728
I wish it weren't a lizard, but I'm excited. I hope the black bird is an asshole like kazooie was
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>>282827874
can't wait for that r34
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>>282827728
>Female lizard

Fuck no, if there's one thing they definitely don't need to bring back from the old Rare days it's the furry fetish.
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>>282827947
>Is an asshole
>SHEEEEEIITTT GIRL YA'LL BETTER GET MY FEATHERED ASS THE HOT FUCK OUTTA HERE
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>>282827947
I hope we get more annoying sounds. Being at a friend's house with someone playing banjo kazooie was the best because of all the fucking sounds
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>>282827947
>>282828010
the fuck u say nigga
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>>282827728
which one's ukulele? the lizard or the bird?
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>>282827481
>moving the goalposts

If a team worked on establishing the main features of a series on one platform and then brought all the successful features which made it successful in the first place onto multi platforms, they can't go massively wrong unless they really mess up the other parts, they change too much of the main attractions or the attractions have become stale.

>by your logic banjo kazooie established itself on n64, so this game will be fine too, it's ok if it goes multiplat

This is only a spiritual successor though.
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>smooth and chill female lizard, adopts kazooie's wit and banjo's kindness
>irritable asshole male crow, adopts banjo's laziness and kazooie's snark

oh yes
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>>282827728
>Liza & Niggooie
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>>282828107
Please god no voice acting. I want the weird noises when anything would talk. All those ridiculous noises really made the world the comical and silly world that was Banjo's
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>>282827728
It looks like Skylanders crossed with Oddworld.
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>>282828175
sounds like a bird name imo
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>>282828319
>Niggooie
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>>282827492

You're measuring it on how well the sales will do, I'm talking about how well it will go down with the fans.
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>>282827728
ORIGINAL GAME DONUT SEEL
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>>282827728
Crow maybe?
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>>282827728
I hope they do go with lizard. Platforming by using the tongue to grab ledges and whiping enemies would be awesome.
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>>282828535
yo
i'd play it
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>>282828010
>implying that isn't going to be the thing that carries them through to break-even or profit, given modern audiences
>see: MLP

Additionally:
>/v/
>BK threads
>"OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER MOST ABOUT BANJO-KAZOOIE? SEXY GRUNTILDA"
>Conker threads
>"How about that multiplayer, guys?"
>"I'D BERRI MY DICK IN HER"
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the reason this makes me happy is that naughty dog just shit all over their roots in an interview and I felt sad about their newfound distaste for cartoon-style games
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Crack Eyes McGee isn't spooking anyone else? Just me?
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>>282828329
I agree, I want more of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuBi7KJtqKE
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>>282804105
>Banjo Kazooie
>Mighty Jinjo
>Megaman
>Mighty no.9

Oh no.
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>SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR
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>>282828546
Lizzy & Crowley.
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>>282828317

>witty and kind together
>laziness and snark together

Boring. The thing that I liked about Banjo and Kazooie was they each had "negative" traits and "positive" traits.
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>>282828921
Since it's called "Project Ukelele," I'd assume they're going to keep the musical theme and name them after instruments. The lizard is probably ukelele, not sure about the crow though
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>>282828183
dark souls is only a spiritual successor to demon's souls
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>>282828453
Okay, glad you got that assumption taken care of and all, but,

Multiplat or not does not affect the fanbase's response! What correlation, what precedent, are you citing, here? That all of BK's fans have a Wii U?

'Cause lemme tell ya, that's a generalization based on data relevant to, you know, the late '90's. A lot has changed. Plus, this isn't Banjo-Kazooie.
Sure, they'd definitely benefit by having it on the Wii U to pull the Nintendo loyalists, but there are far too many factors for that to be as decisive and important as you're making it out to be.
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>>282828870
but anon
spiritual successors have been pretty neat lately
2dark!
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>>282829071
The Crow is gonna be named Jim
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>>282828986

Oh, fuck, you're right.

Hadn't thought about that.
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>>282828870
Crash Bandicoot was a spiritual successor of the SNES DKC games.
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>>282829160

No it's not.
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>>282829071
>Ukel and Lele
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>>282829207
What's even the problem with this? Now you can say the patented mustard phrase "T-thanks for BETA testing!!! :^)"

No seriously stop being so mad about video games
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>>282829207
where the shit did you read this fuck shit bitch
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Why the fuck are you guys excited over Autism: The Game?
Collect-a-thons are shit and always will be
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>>282829071
Yuca & Layle
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>>282829308
Oh shit that actually sounds pretty good
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>>282829275
Yes, it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Souls
> A spiritual successor to From Software's Demon's Souls,
Does it have the same name? does it have the same main character? not a sequel
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>>282827728
>>282829071
Theyre literally making copying their own characters because it's all they know.
The game will probably feel like a Banjo Kazooie "inspired" fangame, and I can't see that turning out well.
Alternatively, it might end up being a lot better than Banjo Kazooie. But that seems less likely because this whole thing just feels like it's built on a poor foundation from the start, just looking at what's known so far and reading their web site.
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>>282829275
Yes, it is. And Demon's Souls is the spiritual successor to King's Field.
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>>282829559
It may be a poor foundation, but they've got a lot of the main talent behind the banjo franchise. The reason they're really copying their own characters is because they WANT to make a Banjo game, but obviously can't due to Microsoft owning the properties. If all goes well, it should feel like a Banjo game
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>>282829410
Why you and similar faggots are autist enough to enter a random thread asking why people is talking about it?

You know what's a good idea? Reading the thread. Unless you have an attention span of a goldfish.
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UKULELE AND HARMONICA

SITAR AND BINIOU
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>spiritual successor
>new platformer from some of the core team behind Banjo-Kazooie
>some of

Sonic Boom had ex-Naughty Dog developers and look how that turned out.
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This is gonna be Mighty Number Million dollarydoos all over again
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Could the bird be a puffin?

And i think that beak/ear part is that. on the left side an ear, on the right side a beak thats partly behind the ear
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>>282830071
Christ anon please don't do this to me. I want to believe.

Those Naughty Dog dudes were probably lowly shitters, but WHO KNOWS
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>>282830071
>Sonic Boom had ex-Naughty Dog developers and look how that turned out
Those same devs left during the development of Sonic Boom because the game was an announced clusterfuck.
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>>282830071
>Naughty Dog
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>>282830126
that got sunk by a huge anchor of a community manager filtering out ideas because she had an agenda.
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>>282830165
puffin
like puffin on a wind instrument
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>>282829162
>what precedent

I can't recall and nobody ITT has given me an example of a good polished game with a real feeling of the developers putting their heart and soul into it that was multi-plat. I don't know what factors are involved in this phenomenon but I'm guessing it has something to do with the politics between the developers and who they are working with. I would also imagine having to develop for multiple platforms can spread their focus thin or take more time out of other parts of the development.
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>>282830313
>I can't recall and nobody ITT has given me an example of a good polished game with a real feeling of the developers putting their heart and soul into it that was multi-plat
Any multiplat Platinum title. Most Metal Gear Solid games (2 was a multiplat).
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they better not cop out and make some 2D shit
3D platformer or bust
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>>282823636
TWEWY is a spiritual sequel to Chain of Memories and we know which game is better in every single way
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>>282830535

If you mention some more games you might change my mind. But it doesn't look like there are many.
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>>282830313
time splitters?
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>>282830313
those watermelons are bretty good
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"hey guys, some of us worked on a game you liked once, please be excited"
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>>282831217
"and now we're going to make it again!"
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>>282830313
>>282830535


Now that you mention it I can't think of any good platformers that started on multiple platforms. Can anyone think of one? I can think of a few shooters.
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>>282805116
you are a retard it really is the same fucking game, they even said when they originally made mingy jongo they were all extremly busy with other things, and this is a reboot of that if you will, did you not even check their accounts or are you just retarded?
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>>282824403
As long as it's on PC, why would anyone need it on consoles?
And I'm a Nintendofag.
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>>282830313
the first few tony hawk's pro skater-s.
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>>282813618
How can it be garbage if it never came out
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>>282807417
>>282815081
>they looks like Banjo! omg, 3D Platformer when!
go away, dumb rosterfaggot.

>>282818526
ignore them, Smash babbies can't tell what is and what isn't.

same idiots who wants a shitty F-Zero beat-em-up by PG.

glad it's just a vocal minority
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>>282831387
Multiplats in general weren't as prevalent back when platformers were a popular genre.

Nowadays they're mostly made by Nintendo, which are exclusives by default, and indie devs, which are either multiplatform or stick to PC
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>>282831573
Why are you talking with yourself
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>>282830981
PoP: Sands of Time
Beyond Good & Evil
Bully
Darksiders (personally I prefer the first one)
either Portal, since I know some of you people get all hipster on Portal 2
Any good Splinter Cell
Tomb Raider Anniversary
the list is literally endless
Rayman Legends/Origins


The dev is what dictates how much love is put into the game, not the release platform.
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>>282811000
coming from a space pirate who keeps appearing on every fucking metroid/smash game.

hypocrite
>>
It's Pikachu in a sombrero!
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>>282831468
Why are they requiring people to sift through twitter shit to find information instead of just organizing all of the relevant information on their damn web site where it belongs?
Instead of doing something useful with it, they're just using the web site as a useless, uninformative teaser to build hype, probably in preparation of setting up a Kickstarter once every publisher they pitch the project to rejects them.
This is not a promising start.
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>>282831668
why make this argument?
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>>282829207
If you like betas and alphas so much, why don't you play it too?
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>>282831809
they said in there recent interview 2 things and heres what they were
1. Mingy Jongo is this new game they are now all free and ready to work on it full time
2. they are funding the game themselves and are just hoping to get a publisher so they have more money to play around with

you do not even have to look at their twitter it was in the interview they just did
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>>282827728
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I dared to dream once.
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>>282827728
>Female lizard
Well, okay.
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>>282807039
>dog shit

Everything less than a perfect 10 is dogshit now? Okay.
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>platformer collectathon
>any console but Nintendo

would not buy
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>>282832365
real bravery is being able to pick yourself up and letting yourself fly again after you've already been hurt anon
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>>282812775
>no remarkable
goes on to say
>really good level design

How many voices do you hear anon?
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>that early 90s website
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>indie
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>Female lizard is a cautious, down-to-earth person
>Crow is a hysterical, cowardly black stereotype
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>>282832943
>They're both voiced by Eddie Murphy
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>>282832943
>Female lizard is a cautious, down-to-earth mother figure
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>>282832692
Then you missed out, anon.
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>>282832864
they're really committed to getting that authentic feel

>>282832939
this is like getting mad at blackbird interactive
a lot of indie devs are being formed by the devs from the gaming golden age
I kind of love it
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>>282833126
>a lot of indie devs are being formed by the devs from the gaming golden age
Has anything good come of it yet?
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>>282833064
Oh boy. Ohboyohboyohboy.
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>>282833120
man I really couldn't get into spyro
something about their aesthetic put me off
loved Crash though
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>>282830313
Okay, I getcha, you're onto something.
I'm going to speak primarily from a Nintendo fan standpoint, because these are the kinds of games that I enjoy.

I'm thinking back to my Top 10, and yeah, they're single-plat. A fantastical, fun-minded game like this has traditionally had the best success designed with a single hardware component set in mind, from the technical aspects.

But again, times have changed from the 90's and early 00's.
The highest-grossing games are currently on phones. And those have all kinds of processors and screen sizes, use any audio creating method that you want. I'm saying that this kind if development mindset and this correlation is irrelevant due to the advances in technology.

Keep an eye on this and Shantae:HGH - we'll see how these turn out.
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>>282831743

A few of these games like PoP, Tomb Raider, Rayman had their main attractions already developed before they went multi-platform, like it says in this post : >>282828183.

Maybe I should have said games which are so good they will be remembered as classics or essentials as well.

>the list is literally endless
>literally
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>>282833190
that's definitely a matter of opinion

mine is "yes"
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>>282833367
LITERALLY ANON
LITERALLY ENDLESS
THERE ARE STILL GREAT LOVINGLY CRAFTED MULTIPLAT TITLES BEING RELEASED THIS GODDAMN MINUTE
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>>282832943
>>282833064
I am ready.
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>>282833295
>Keep an eye on this and Shantae:HGH

Viral as fuck. I had a weird feeling I was talking to someone who had something invested in games going multi-platform. You talk so business like and the exclamation marks and colloquial language in previous posts gave you away as someone not regular here.
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>>282833367
>pop's main attraction already developed before they went multiplan
no
>tombraider anniversary
do you mean the older tombraiders on PC? because those were by completely different devs. Legends preceded Anniversary and it was just as lovingly crafted (and also multiplat)
>Rayman
gotta know which main attraction you think it was that preceded this that they could just copy paste code over from
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>>282830535
MGS was on PC as well.
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>>282833770
yeah it's me, the guy on /v/ who has big shares in all the publishers who publish all multiplat titles and I think I can really boost my portfolio by arguing with paranoid schizophrenics on /v/, you fucking maroon
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>>282834084

It's already well known that people are paid to viral on here. Israel even shills on other boards.
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>>282834256
Let me guess, you think muslims are the good guys and did nothing wrong.
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>>282834358

>strawman
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>>282834462
Uh-oh I think we found an ISIS supporter. No wonder you hate multiplats with such autistic strenght.
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>>282834256
that's not the part I think is retarded
what I think is retarded is that someone could have such a fucking specious understanding of business that something as fucking vague as "multiplat publishing" would have any use being shilled on any board anywhere, when it's a thing that is literally not up to consumers in the first fucking place

for this to be even halfway reasonable this board would have to be populated by either other publishers, game-devs, or publisher shareholders not fucking bottom-of-the-food-chain consumers
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>>282833064
Naw, she should be a tomboy with the crow being a scardycat.
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>>282834829
So, female Spyro?
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>>282834673

Do you know what a strawman is, frienderino?
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>>282807417
>tfw DHD moveset remind me of Banjo-Kazooie
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>>282803341
>>282827728
>>282828319
9000000 hours in paint tool sai
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>>282834747
>what I think is retarded is that someone could have such a fucking specious understanding of business that something as fucking vague as "multiplat publishing" would have any use being shilled on any board

It was the interest in people's opinions on here, then the viral of a random game out of nowhere. Nobody said anyone was shilling the idea of multi-platforms in particular.
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>>282833770
You really are dense, aren't you? I got here when the bloody Garfield memes were all over the front page.

At any rate, I almost agree with you, but let's see how these guys adopt their old strategies to the new market.

Honestly, I'm shocked that none of these, not even Mighty No. 9, are on Androids and iOS with Bluetooth controller support.
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>>282827728

Blue eyes
Green eyes

Banjo and kazzoie

Dats some kazzoie in the backpack and thats banjo . You'll fucking see when they pop out of that bush. You'll fucking see
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>>282834889
I was thinking Kim Possible.
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>>282823636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXDiQrgI6M
what could have been
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>>282835083
benis :DDDDD
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>>282835171
>You really are dense, aren't you?

Yes my muscles are dense as fuark. Want a feel?
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>>282835110
> I had a weird feeling I was talking to someone who had something invested in games going multi-platform
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>>282828319
>Niggooie
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>>282803341
>Banjo Kazooie
>Owned by rare, give 0 fu-
>http://www.playtonicgames.com/
>Playtonic is a new 'indie' studio formed entirely from veterans of the legendary game developer Rare Ltd.
> veterans of Rare
>MFW

I shouldn't be hype. BUT I AM
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>>282835498

What I meant by that was someone who was involved in games that go multi-platform, the whole business. Invested can be used different ways.
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>Ukelele and Harmonicazooie
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>>282835748
and I'm saying no matter what way you take it that statement is ludicrous
you think that people who work at those studios that mainly do porting jobs are fucking hungry for work, when for the first time ever it's the industry-norm to port not only across more platforms than ever before but also across generations to 360 and PS3 in many cases?

yeah, better SCROUNGE UP SOME WORK ON /v/, they've got fuckin mouths to feed and it's gonna be a real cold winter
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>>282835853
>le
kill yourself
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>>282835493
Okay, look. Full disclosure.

I dropped $1,000 on Shantae's Kickstarter. Not for profit, not for return, but because I like the series, wanted to support WayForward getting these games to a broader base than "just Nintendo," and I wanted to have some part of making a game for once in my life.

People have already listed plenty of other examples of wonderful multiplat games, even some platformers.
Multiplat isn't that cancerous or damaging to the development cycle, at least, not any more. It may well be a necessity going forward, if Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo are unwilling to let go of consoles.
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>>282835682
Remember Sissy No. 9?
Exactly same marketing.
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>>282835083
I like it.
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>>282836302
alright anon you've successfully rained on my parade
I'm still eager to hear more about this game though
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>>282836098

I'm imagining someone who is involved in the development or marketing of a game(s), hanging around on /v/, "off duty" and decides to plug a game he is involved with.
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>>282810632
This please. Nintendo exclusive please. Wouldn't feel right anywhere else.
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>>282836405
see this is completely reasonable, and something I can buy into
but someone being invested in the performance of a title is very different from someone being invested in the idea of games getting multiplatform releases in terms of degrees of abstraction and being able to directly benefit from shilling on /v/
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>>282835083
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>>282836409
This is word for word a post from NeoGAF

I'm not usually one to call out shit like this but..
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>>282836252
>I dropped $1,000

I knew you were invested some way. I was thinking you had some interest in this particular game's success whether it went multi-plat or whatever. I appreciate the disclosure.
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>>282836785
you sick fuck
you should have left out the bird dick for subtlety's sake
actually here I fixed it for you

90hrs in pain.net
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>>282836732

I apologise I didn't make it clear enough. I was trying to say it in a way that covered both bases.
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What I want to know is if they're going to make the game either child friendly or go the Conker route and make it adult oriented, honestly anything can go.
In any circumstance probably just go the safe route again and make it family friendly, but I really do want to see what they can do with a new adult platformer in this day and age.
>>
Why do spiritual successors always have to be fucking knock offs of the original games?


Like why do we have to play as NotBanjo and NotKazooie? Give the game its own identity for christssake
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>>282836815
Yea. and what are you trying to say? That i can't post words that i post on other sites?
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>>282837064
And yet that's stil not why I'm saying multiplat is how things have to be done. Hell, you can look at Nintendo console sales and see why.

If we're going to have these great series, instead of the market being:
Swap puzzles
Shooters
Retropixelindiegames
Then it's going to take getting these franchises out to where the people are, if only because it's not sustainable the way it's "always been done."

That's why Nintendo is getting into medical equipment. Which is weird as fuck, honestly.
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>>282837064
DIVERSIFY YOUR PORTFOLIO
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>>282837186
you're right then, my bad for being so quick to jump on the defensive.
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>>282837765
>diversify away from Shantae

I'd do a hostile takeover of Shantae, if you know what I mean.
>>
Hey multiplat-adverse guy!
See:

>>282835714
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>>282803341
for all the idiots /v/ helped getting big these few years, iam proud we at least some what kinda made this happen
>>
>>282841153
Cons:
MN9
Minecraft
3.3 Million

Pros:
Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero
This

I'd say we've done alright.
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>>282832692
They already said they'd like to get it on the Wii U as well since they have a history with Nintendo.
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>>282841626
>Pros:
>Two games that nobody has played yet
>>
Where the fuck is the porn?

YOU HAD ONE JOB
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>>282842371
>porn for characters that haven't even been revealed yet
already here bro

>>282837138
>>282837138
>>282837138
>>
>>282807361
gr8 b8 m8
>>
>Project Ukulele
>Banjo & Kazooie were named after instruments

So are these guys going to be Ukulele and Flutey?
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>>282843183
Freestyle and Beatbox
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>>282822881
>>282822719

It was leaked last December. Rare's doing BK and a new IP. Rare's BK is also being lead by the guy who designed the original and tooie. So this is going to get awkward as shit. Kirkhope got asked about it during when he called in during AGDQ and he quickly changed the subject because it got awkward there too
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>>282805662
It's banjo and kazooie
>>
I can't wait to see what they come up with. It's been so long since I've played a good platformer.
Freedom Planet was pretty awful, except for the cat thing which played kind of like Alex Kidd.
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>>282842181
At least those look good on the face of it unlike the other three.
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>>282841626
what about pillars of eternity
I'm still pumped for that shit

also the new plains game

also the not-shit-shadowfall game
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>>282841626
skullgirls was crowdfunded and it is a fucking gem
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>>282843264
So, Toejam and Earl again?
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>>282844525
Iggy Azalea and Snoop Dogg will voice the characters.
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>>282803341
What the fuck happens to Lobodestroyo
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>>282843183
Ukul and lele
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>>282844525

Toejam and Earl is getting a new game as well from the original creators.

Of all the times they could have done "Spirtual successors" they picked now, when MS said this year will be Rare's comeback year with heavy hints of Banjo Threeie (And Battletoads and Perfect Dark also hinted at). Some impressively bad timing.
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>>282844670
not even fucking joking i would buy
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>>282813556
Underrated post
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>>282844398
Ah, I haven't been paying attention to any of those threads but if they're million dollar projects or so yeah I suppose.
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>>282803341
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/647732
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>>282831567
How does that excuse it from being garbage
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>>282837138

Birds don't have enises
Just like lizards don't have tits
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>>282844510
Last time I heard about Skullgirls, /v/ had a lot of complaints about it but I know it is popular here.
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>>282806045
Not with Microsoft at the reins.

Sit back young child as the carriage goes up in flames and screams down the hill
>>
What does lizard pussy taste like?
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>>282845315
on the internet everything has a enis

everything
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>>282844965
Niiiiiice, I hope its good!
>>
>>282845315
>>282845517
What's an enis?
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>>282844965
>Toejam and Earl is getting a new game as well from the original crea
It's going to be filled with YOLO and Swag and memes
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>>282845431

>Rare makes Viva Pinata, one of the best games they ever made
>All the "Rare fans" ignore it because "M$!"
>Rare shoved on Kinect sports because their fanbase turned their backs on them

Funny how the "Rare fans" were really "Nintendo fans"

I bought a 360 for VP. Fuck you casual Rare fans
>>
>>282845315
Lizards do have penises. But, they're tucked away in a genital slit. You have to reach into it to fish it out. On the outside it looks identical to female lizard genitalia.
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>>282845593
Fug :D Forgot the "B"
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>>282807058
I think Tooie has plenty of charm. Its different than Kazooie, but stills feels like it could be in the same vein.

THAT SAID

Tooie bored me to fucking tears. The worlds are way too big. There are very very little platforming aside from "jump over this hazard!" or "hop up the ledge!" There are far too many abilities to learn, that, to get a certain jiggy, all it really takes is to "use X ability here." Its even worse with Mumbo.

>grab mumbo
>run to mumbo pad
>he does his little dance
>run back to mumbo's base
>run back to mumbo's pad with banjo

>rinse repeat for fun video game experience!
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>>282845374
it's by no means flawless, but what it is is an example of an independent studio creating a competitive level game on par with the industry standard in terms of both mechanics and aesthetics while having a new and unique style in an incredibly closed-off niche-genre

I genuinely wish nothing but the best for LabZero, I hope they survive long enough to make another game.
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>>282835026
Wow. I bet you're the only one to make this connection!
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>>282845735
What's a benis?
>>
>>282845731
tits anon
he said lizard tits
>>
inb4 microsoft c&d
inb4 it's just bad
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>>282845717
Viva Pinata was successful, though. It got a TV series and two sequels.

Microsoft is just fucking terrible at handling Rare.
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>>282812712
He is, he's posting stuff on his facebook.

>not being his friend on FB
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>>282845869
Doesn't change the fact that lizards have penises and we should respect that.
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>>282807417
please. no.
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>>282807417
>tfw no DuckHunt 3D platformer with all the banjo mechanics
>tfw when it's just a platformer and NOT 3rd person lock on targeting shotgun close range and bird throwing long range attacks.


imagine, you could send out the duck long range to peck the enemy into a stun. the duck can grab on to the enemy and since the duck is in your "backpack" the duck's lunge pulls dog forward in a dash, where dog can finish the enemy off with a close range shotgun blast
>>
>>282845717
But Viva Piñata was great.
>>
>>282845731
>Lizards do have penises. But, they're tucked away in a genital slit. You have to reach into it to fish it out. On the outside it looks identical to female lizard genitalia.

I said tits. It's the birds that are penisless. There are some exceptions of course, like ducks with their corkscrew rape-dongs but most birds use cloaca-to-cloaca as means of copulation.
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>>282846057
>Screencapping what's basically a gigantic strawman post
That proud of your own post, huh?
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>>282845517
Even Futurama has an Enis.

Private Enis.
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>>282845731
That has absolutly nothing to do with what he said.
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>>282845864
>What's a benis?

...
>>
i'm looking forward to the new porn
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>>282846165
>>282846256


>>282846025
it's just a question of respect, anons
>>
>>282845717
Viva Pinata was like the only good post-Nintendo Rare game though.
>>
>>282845315

Ducks and swans have penises
>>
>>282846376
So ...it's a shitpost thing?
>>
Okay, I jerk off to lizard penises. Okay? Who cares? I bet you jerk off to weird shit too.
>>
I'm holding out all excitement until I actually see something. The dream of Banjo-Threeie died in my heart years ago. I'm not allowing myself to get hurt until I see something conclusive.
>>
>Nintendo should buy them
>It should be Wii U Only

Do people keep missing the fact that its planned for both consoles(plural) and PC?
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>>282846432
>Ducks and swans have penises

>>282846165
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>>282845717
But Viva Pinata was a good game, just not a great game we usualy saw from Rare since some employees probably left at that point.
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>>282846512
I jerk off to hand holding
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>>282846819
Delete this. Delete this!
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>>282846512
Hi, my name is Anon, and I like lusty Argonian maids and LUST PENIS
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>>282846512
>>282846819
I jerk off to shitposting on /v/ :^)
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>>282846165
>but most birds use cloaca-to-cloaca as means of copulation.
I just fucking googled this shit. What in god's name is this shit?
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>>282846905
I'm sorry, but it feels so lewd

>>282846978
We can see that. :^P
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>>282846502
>So ...it's a shitpost thing?

Yes. it's spurdo. Don't act like you haven't seen it before.

>>282846512

And I thought my sexual fixation with lizard was fucking rare (no pun intended). Now it seems like half of v want's to fuck scaled pussy. With all that kobold princess porn posted one would think that there are a lot of lizardfuckers.
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>this thread
what the fuck else was I expecting, I guess
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>>282846978
Your balls must be completely dry then.
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>>282803341
>Two males
>Banjo Kazooie Spiritual Sucessor
Choose.
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>>282846819
GAH

KEEP YOUR FILTHY SHIT OUT OF AN OTHERWISE GOOD DISCUSSION ABOUT ANIMAL PENISES
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>>282847189

Not my fault that they decided to make protagonist of their game a sexy lizard.

Pink rathian being my waifu is all the reason I need to play MH
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>>282827728
I hope she's cute.
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>>282847171
I watched some Animal Planet lizard special where they spread a crocodile's genital slit open. I got hard as fucking steel. Goddamnit.
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>>282847595
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>>282846512
Nigga that's full on homo. I jerk off to weird shit too, but at least it doesn't have a penis!
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>>282809502
Looks like theres an ear here unless its compression artifacts
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Fetishes aside, I'm genuinely excited for it. Games you enjoy that happen to produce excellent porn is a nice bonus.
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>>282847856

what if its a cat?
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>>282847856
Huh. The way the eyes look it might be a chameleon.
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>>282847595
Shhh, shhh. It's ok.
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>>282841626
>This
Sure.
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>>282848024
STEALTH SECTION CONFIRMED
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>>282848024
>it's a spiritual successor to both Banjo-Kazooie AND Chameleon Twist
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>>282848078
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>>282847856
Nah. look at the right side, you can clearly see the outline of her head, the nigga's beak serves as background.
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>>282848254
That's cute.
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This thread is gonna die.
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>>282848078
oh goodness me what have I stumbled upon in this thread
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>>282848254
>That little pop when it sees the bug
adorable
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>>282848309
>her
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>>282848460
http://www.herpy.net/gallery/categories.php?cat_id=4

I live in shame
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>>282848640
And you should.
Saving all.
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>>282825658
Not that guy, and i'm all for furry mascot games from the golden age of gaming, but lets be honest here. A lot of animal characters (not just the anthros) are pretty sexually portrayed, epically in animated movies. Maybe not in the pornographic way that many people on the internet portray, but still.
Still, I can't wait to see this game action.
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>>282848640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibGxE9iumQo
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>>282848024
You're just noticing this?

I thought /v/ already established this?

Maybe one of her powers is to go stealth/invis.
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