Besiege thread

Nice vehicle but I doubt you can do it without the CE.
It's for literal retards.

>>282530496
I didn't use CE.
Do you see it anywhere in the video?

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beep beep

do it without CE engine is an epic maymay XD

>>282530496
Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!

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well i managed to break gravity with slanted blocks, that blob of wood on the left is floating in the sky

>>282530375
Nice thread Opie, could've been better with a CE

>>282530604
Wow you should make it with a CE then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SXh6IqfNKw

>>282530375
stop shilling this shitty game

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Oi boss, we put one of dem Chaos Engines on it like ya wanted.

UPDATE WHEN

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>>282530496
>>282530648
>>282530665
>>282530682
>>282530694


>>282530574

>I walk in the raiiiiin..... In the raiiiiiin.....

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>>282530681
seems like all you have to do is overlap them a few times

>>282530375
Here's the link to the suggestion doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18SGjD5a1O50JCtStSO_R6g5lcHIgQk_zvY0uDqfXDLg/edit?usp=sharing

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>>282530753
That's actually pretty horrifying

Someone should make the robots from Interstellar.

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Infinite energy

>>282530753
Zog me, dats horrifying.

why are people talking about Cheat Engine in these threads?

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>>282531023
>>282531362
It's at 11% speed cause my toaster can't handle anything faster while recording. Basically it's going almost ten times as fast as you're seeing it move. Think about that.

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CE replaces just couple more wheels and it weights some more. Also stacking saws and placing a grabber next to a fireball is a completely natural thing, I don't see why they didn't enable it in the first place

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>>282530609

>>282531459
>record at 5%
>speed up 200%
It's not that hard

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>>282531459
Sweet fucking christ

>>282531553
Right, but I'm a retard who has no idea how to do that. Sorry about that.

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>>282530609
Could I have a .bsg?
Tried something similar yesterday, but didn't get nearly the same speeds.

>>282529949
Looking at this again, I think it's just because he had it in invincible mode that made it work so smoothly.

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STOMPA WHEN YA GITS

>>282531812
You are running at 12% speed, anon.

>>282530609
>cartime.webm

I don't remember cars having something called chaos engine.

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>>282530609
Oh god that amazing

Except I'm guessing it doesn't run outside of invincible mode like the other version of this

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>>282531959

>>282532016
Everything has CE engine now

>>282531983
His machine runs faster than mine at 100%.

>>282532128
Datz orky dat iz!

>>282532128
Fuking lol

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/r/ing the ISIS execution webm

How do you guys plan out your creations? Do you draw it out on paper? Or just wing it?

>>282532096
It would if I balanced the weight more and got wider wheels. The biggest problem is that one side is taking more weight than the other and the shit has to pivot so far. Both of those combined break it.

>>282531812

filedropper com/carbotinv

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>>282532646
Have some background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJCFSKLrVHU

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>>282532786

Wing it.

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Was this kind of hovering discovered already? http://puu sh/fDS9d/107a211677.bsg

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>>282532894
I will burn in hell for laughing at this.

>>282532786
I make a bunch of abominations/failures then I wing it and combine the functional parts to make something cool.

>>282532894
i don't have an imgur account but i would love to see those softbelly's reaction to this

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>>282532786
Wing it. Sometimes I try creating something that exists IRL.
>webm related

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>>282532894

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>>282532894
Thank you.

>>282532894
>you will see this in the next 100 YLYL threads

How the hell do you make a steering hinge turn vertically?????

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One day these threads will end

That will be a very sad day

>>282533314
come on man

>>282533290
But it's not even remotely funny

>ylyl threads
Kill yourself

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Chaos engines on a flying bungie, what do I do with it?

>>282532894
You shouldn't laugh about this,
the actual video is literrally the worst thing I've ever saw on 4chan

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>>282532982
Nice. Yeah I've heard of levitation couple times. Too bad the block is locked in space and non-movable it's pretty useless. It can be forced to fall off though

>>282533435
Record a webm so we can laugh

>>282533474
if that's the worst you've seen you need to lurk moar

>>282532882
>filedropper com/carbotinv
Thanks!
Nice build, anon.

Now to figure out why mine runs so much worse.

>>282533290
I already see it posted in every single besiege thread so that's not totally unbelievable

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>>282531553
>>282531658
Alright, I tried recording it at 20% and quadrupling the speed. Looks ugly but functional.

Also, despite the first video showing it without invincibility on, I think that must've been a glitch and I didn't realize it, because when I reloaded that wagon it needed invincibility on to not tear itself apart immediately.

>>282533474
Is this your first day on 4chan?

>>282533474
I agree it's a terrible video, but if you can't laugh at terrible things, what is the point in laughing at anything? Laughter is the best medicine, nigger.

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>>282532786
I wing a design. If its stupid and it works, its not stupid. I then save the design and proceed to use it until its obsolete and then I add/remove parts to make it adequate.

Also add a CE to everything I make

>>282533528
is there any plugin/way to get nvidia shadowplay to go directly to webm?

>>282533613
>>282533572
It's not, I mean I've seen many fucked up things back on /b/ and stuff, but I don't know why this one particular video really winded me down

>>282533665
No, but it's an easy task if you use this https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>>282533145
How do you get the bombs to stay attached to the missiles?

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>>282531959
I made one. It uses wheels atm, I would have given it legs but that would've made it incredibly slow and unbalanced, which would have taken some of the fun out of smashing hordes of knights.

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Xablau

>>282533720
Don't worry, it did that to me too.
But still I laugh at these parodies about it. You have to have some humour in your life. Lurk some more and these will be your regular source of laughs

>>282533775
Where have you been the past week? You use a grabber.

>>282533910
I just started playing today.

>>282533654
looks like this guy's mum shouldn't have used the chaos engine while being pregnant

>>282533980
Forgot to reply to >>282533665

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Sometimes the old way is the best way

>>282532894
What is the original of this?

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>>282533775
Grabber. The missiles are then attached using a decoupler that uses the same keybind as the cannons.

>>282533875
Yeah, guess you're right but it still feels a bit off for me
whatever I'm not here to complain

>>282534060
You sure you want to see?

>>282534058
But there's no CE engine

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>>282531463
Personally I find being able to slowly accelerate with wheels is a lot more useful than the force you get out of sawblades.

>>282534060
This is the original. Isis was inspired by it

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>>282531141
>CE
>fuck your shit
>60 fps

>>282534224
>chaos engine engine

>>282534279
you forgot the vid buddy

>>282533980
>>282533747

What's a good bitrate to make it not look like garbage?

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>>282534293

>>282530865
>>282530574

>>282534186
I wouldn't be asking otherwise now would I?

>>282534186
sure

>>282531463

Dang it takes a lot of wheels to match a sawblade. Do the wheels get more power if you attach them to a weight like the blades do?

>>282534363
Leave the bitrate unspecified, and set the size limit to 3 since that's the most 4chan will accept. The converter then works out what bitrate it can use based on the length of the clip you're using.

>>282534282
what?

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alright i did the minimal effort and converted a video. This isn't very interesting yet though, need to think of a function for this

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>>282534414

>>282534363
30000/length of video in secods, usually about 1000-2000.

>>282533359
i honestly cannot figure this out

>>282534613
Wait, what's the top CE for? It has no propellers attached

>>282534060
>>282534445
>>282534490
shoebat com/2015/02/03/watch-horrific-video-isis-burning-pow-jordanian-pilot/

>>282534728
you mean up down instead of left right?

>>282530375
What even is the chaos engine? I can't webbum at the moment, and I'm interested.

>>282534613
Wow.

Did anyone attempt make a bungee with dead soldiers?

>>282534556
That doesn't work, at least for me. It puts the bitrate to something like 300 and the files looks like shit and is about 1Mb

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>>282531959
>>282533779
Here it is in action.

>>282534721
>>282534556
Thanks

>>282534797
yes

>>282534795
nice

>>282534969
press R

>>282534870
>mombot.webm

>>282535001
thank you.

Is there any place in-game that says this information?

>>282535092
Yes, the controls can be seen at the top of the screen. Click the mouse.

>>282530609
I have tried the same mechanism, somehow it didnt what to work for me.

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>>282534679
You can almost smell the reddit on this anon when he uses "your mom" in an attempt to insult people

>>282535163
Ahhhhhh, I completely missed that. Thanks buddy

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>>282533521
I guess stability depends on the direction and application point. http://puu sh/fDWfZ/45138f1655.bsg (Sorry, too lazy to make webms)

>>282534735
i couldn't get them to actually provide lift, i'm still learning this crap.

>>282533720
there was far worse shit posted on /b/... burning of a man has nothing on those.

>>282535194
Your mother has a solid notion of how I smell at this point. :^)

>>282535365
It's upside down

>>282534679
wow thats a pretty ebin reply, anon
heres a le upboat

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>>282535001
perfect

>>282535510
You seem upset.

Stupid question time-
I just bought this. How the fuck do I make the machine I'm working on float in the air again so I can put shit under it?

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>>282535428

We don't need to move to /vg/ anymore

We already have a reoccurring thread and shitposters. We're already there.

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made a fuckin box

>>282535610
on the bar at the top there is a cross that makes it so that you can move your build in x,y,z.

>>282535610
Place every block from the flying bar onto your machine and see what works

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I saw an anon ask about contra-rotating props the other day, so heres an example.

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>>282532128
My dick is now diamonds

>>282535610
Click the 'translate machine' button, at the top of the screen. It makes some arrows appear that you can click and drag around.

And yes, that is a correct usage of the word 'translate', in case you're wondering.

>>282534867
Really? How odd. Do you have the 'enable high quality mode' and 'enable 2-pass encoding' checkboxes ticked?

Not sure what the first one does but I believe the second encodes it first to test the waters bitrate wise and then goes back over it with a re-evaluated value, so that might be the cause of your problem.

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>>282535825

>>282535727
Someone should make a shuttle using cannons.

Make it of detachable parts, the use the cannons in the base to take off.
Once you start losing momentum you detach the base and use the cannons of the second layer to go higher etc.

>>282535365
Either rotate the propellers or flip the buzzsaws. Maybe both.

>>282535854
Awesome - thanks

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Is there any way to handle that power?

>>282535880

GO HOME

THIS GAME IS DONE

What's with all these "us /v/irgins xD" videos? The game is great but this sub-community is starting to turn pretty cancerous.