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>That one Internet flash game you wasted countless hours on

What was its name /v/?
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>>279506427
Clixposing Samus
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>>279506427
>mfw I realized all those pictures found in the porn quizzes could be found online and I didn't have to refresh and guess hundreds of times.
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That one Madness game.

The mouse followed the characters hands but it was a pain when you kept clicking off of the screen.
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>>279506427
Thing-Thing
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>>279508413
Madness Interactive

That music

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/118826
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>>279508413
Madness Interactive.

Dear lord, those Challenges...
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Ganguro Girl.


It was fucking shit.
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orgasm girl
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I want to say the Hapland games. That was the one where you had to click in a certain order, right?
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Stick RPG
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On Newgrounds I liked that side scrolling shooting game with the grey characters. Forget what it's called.

Besides that I liked curveball on addicting games. And some game I can't find anymore where you played as a Jap bomber in WW2.
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>>279506427
Rebuild 2
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That one Galaxy Angel dating sim game.

Too bad it was unfinished and shitty.
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>>279506427
>tfw bonus.com has been gone for 8 years
I can barely remember the games but i remember the fun.
Azul Baronis was the shit too.
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SUPER
CRAZY
GUITAR
MANIAC
DELUXE
TWO
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Alloy Arena and any DBZ flash shows like dragonball CG
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Some game where you are a t rex becoming a progressively bigger badder trex until you conquer everything, it was the shit and i can't remember it.
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what was the point of those fruit clocks?

I never paid attention to the actual culture of that site
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>>279506427
Britney Spears dirty sanchez.
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welcome to the punk-o'-matic BIOOOTCH
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two words.

Ball. Revamped.
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>>279508570
GIVE HER A NIPPLE STAND, ANON, A NIPPLE STAND!
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>>279509052
Bloons super monkey comes to mind.
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Simgirls
Oh the memories
Playing it again once it was finished was a pretty good nostalgia trip
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>>279508959
We own the portal loser.
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>>279508959
a group of trolls called the clock crew submitted a dumb spam movie to the portal, and decided to do it again every year.

the creator loves shit like that and made it an official holiday where the whole site spams the portal with cheap garbage and penises.
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>>279508493

Speaking of Flash games with awesome music.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/62021

Pencak Silak 2
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>>279508673
that would be Thing-Thing
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>>279508736
Did you play the actual games anon?
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Urban dead
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FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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Jesus christ it's still up
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>>279509517
I did none of this but live in the suburbs.

the fuck are you talking about?
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>>279506427
Anyone who claimed to get passed the first level in orgasm girl is a fucking liar ```
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>>279509517
You alright buddy?
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>>279509517
im suprised this isnt pasta
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Stick RPG, epic battle fantasy (all of them), bubble tanks & Alien hominid.

I used to have shit computers when I was under 14 years old, so I played a shitload of flashgames.
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>>279509517
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>>279509517
You voted democrat when you were 12?
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>>279509517
Pepsi is still the best shit ever.
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>>279509691

It is
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>>279509517

Even if it's stale, I still laugh. Thanks, anon.
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>>279509517
Life used to be so simple.
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>>279509691
https://archive.moe/v/search/text/fact%3A%20newgrounds%20was%20funny%20when%20we%20were%20all%2012/

Yep anon.

Definitely isn't pasta.
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Motherfucking Classroom 1 and 2.

>Beating classroom 2 for the first time

Felt so fucking good
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i miss frank's adventure

some of those fucking minigames in the later ones though
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>>279509517
I did not even read that, lol.
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>>279509834
That's a guy, isn't it?
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>>279509935
That last level in Classroom 1.
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>>279509935
This guy gets it.
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>>279509935
>That one kid who jumps out the window in 1
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Those defend your castle games where you drag and drop stick figures that run at your castle.
Tower defense games were pretty fucking great
Does Cookie Clicker count?
>>279509935
Honorable mention
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>>279510014

What do you think?
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>>279506427
Last time I was interested in flash games was back when my connection was so bad it took about a day just to load a simple flash video, so a game was out of the question. Probably the only reason I was interested was because they were something I couldn't experience. Now I couldn't really give a shit.
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>>279509935
The first time you ever had to learn what it meant to git gud.
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>>279506427

>drag racer v2

486 nostalgia.
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>>279509517
New pasta
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5 second frenzy series and Hands of War.
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>>279510070
>Tower defense games
Yeah I had Warcraft 3 for that.
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>>279510195
>new
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>>279506427
This is the only game my sisters played more than me. It was always funny.
http://www.theimpossiblequiz.net/impossiblequiz.html
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Who remember Stick Arena and its load of clans?
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>>279510104

>taking a bath
>with clothes on

what the fuck is wrong with people?
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Sonic the Pervert 1 & 2

Though by some miracle, I didn't end up as a furry.
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>>279510195

check out how.new/ru for some more fresh pasta
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>>279510265
>only way to win is to get all the skips and save them til the end

I know it is supposed to be hard but that was bullshit.
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>>279506427
Ganguro Girl.
Babby's first fap adventure
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>>279510104
Will you say yes if I say it is?

Will you post more if I keep replying to you?
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>>279510276
I can't believe this used to the entertain the living hell out of me.

>Have max strength and weapons
>Still get mugged in other cities in attempt to sell commodities
The fuck mang
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>that feel when Jelly Battle is kill

So many hours with you motherfuckers, and now it's dead.
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>>279510306
You mean hack arena?
Commando 2, never got to beat it on hard fml
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>>279510312

its on steam but IDK if its that great
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>>279508959
clockcrew was just a group of spammers/actual artists who wanted to spread love on newgrounds
>>279509246
its a shame now that nobody sumbits for clock day anymore.
>tfw ng is ded
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>>279510363
I only managed to get as much as 3/4 of the way through. It's been so long, though, that I'm just not motivated.
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What's that shitty techno song used in every single fucking flash game. I can't get it out of my head, but I can't seem to find a game that has it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? It reminds me of the Matrix.
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>>279510507
The Music section is NG was actually chill as fuck. I miss the old days of mystery and wonder
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Madness interactive, alien hominid, that's about it.
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>>279508070
way too hard
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>ctrl + f
>no ronin

Nobody played this game ? really ?
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>>279506427
Bowmaster prelude
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Mud & Blood 2
Mardek series
Elona Shooter
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>>279510507
it really is weird to think that the flash animation era is ded
reduced to animated game grumps clips on youtube
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>takes like an hour to load ganguro girl on your shitty dial up modem in the living room on the family computer so you can't even play through to the part where you get them naked by the time your parents come home so you go back to your room and fap to your previously recorded late night cinemax movies

Hard times in the streets.
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Meat boy.
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>>279508830
holy shit I completely forgot about that

that was my shit
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>>279510680
>tfw your ambition as a kid was to be a flash animator
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>remember all the fun I had with flash games back when I was 12ish and how hard they were mainly because they would lag like crazy on on our shitty PCs
>go back for nostalgia and now the games are fast as fuck, but not in the CUHRAZY way, because I have my own not shit PC now

Kinda makes me wonder if I could emulate lag to try and get that old feeling back, back then you kind of had to guess if the game was even reading what you were doing. Made beating games just that much more satisfying.
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>>279510698
Cinemax movies were so fucking shitty
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Stick figure animations were the fucking shit.
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>>279510790
so?
you can still do it
flash is easy to learn and im sure you have plenty of time
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>>279509535
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR FUCKING YEARS

ALL I COULD REMEMBER WAS THE COLORED BUTTONS
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>>279510906
He won't be able to make a living off of it nowadays.
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Divine intervention. I was finally able to beat is when I was the mouse and my friend controlled the movement
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>>279510427
>Jelly Battle is kill

Nonsense, there was just a /v/ thread a few weeks ago

>it's been dead for months
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>>279510363
I never got that far in the thing. Is there a part of the quiz that actually requires skips?
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>>279510906
>2015
>flash
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>>279506427
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>>279510906
it's hay day is past
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What led you to NG, nostalgiabro's?

Pic related recommended by my older brother
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Oh God, this ad campaign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX5Kh1f5ksY
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http://coolmath4kids.com/
http://www.coolmath-games.com/
http://www.spikesgamezone.com/

Go, /v/. Go and remember. Go play Lemonade Stand.

Oh, and the trailing numbers still don't fucking work.
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>>279510385
:(
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>>279511196
this
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>>279511196
The ultimate showdown recommend by my cousin
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>>279509935

shyyyyyyyt
today is the day.
today is the day I beat the classroom.
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Frank's Adventure
Sonny
Monsters Den
Sim Girls
Mastermind
Amorphus +
Bloons
Runescape
That one table tennis game.
Mujaffa
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>>279510916
>that feel when I remember going it more than a decade ago whenever battle.net was down
>remember the site just a few weeks ago
>mfw the memories just flood back
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anybody know how much Tom Fulp racked in during Newgrounds' prime? I used to think he was a millionaire when I was a dumb teenager.
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>>279510507

>want to become a famous CC or LL character
>couldn't animate anything other than stickfigures fbf

Oh well. Ps Glock Gang or whatever is a shit
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I shouldn't have watched happy tree friends in my formative years. I really shouldn't have.
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>>279510982
You can make a very good living on flash, but not in the way most want. You'll likely be making ads and banners for websites and companies, which pay you well for the services.

You can still do animation on the side though.
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>>279511196
autistic fujoshit cousin
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>>279511196
Some teen titans H my friend showed
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>>279511196
>nigger about to whoop a little kid
>Dad n me
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>>279510680
>a lot of old flash animators from back then are dead
>I don't mean dead as in their profiles haven't had an update in years I mean dead as in buried or incinerated
>this was back before even Myspace was a thing
>so the only things left of them on the internet their Newgrounds profile and their flashes
>if Newgrounds ever goes down those flashes would be gone and it'd be like they never existed in the first place

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>279510790
You can still do it, if you're lucky you'd might even get a job animating Johnny Test or Ponies for pennies.
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>>279511358
Frank's Adventure was the shit
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OKAY I NEED HELP
THERE WAS THIS GAME WHERE YOU PLAYED A CAR
AND YOU COULDNT DIE,
YOU BOUNCED FROM HELICOPTERS AND SHIT AS THEY BOMBED YOU
YOU GOT MORE POINTS FROM COMBOS AND SHIT
AND YOU COULD BUY UPGRADES SO THEY SHOOT YOU WITH MORE STUFF
WHAT WAS IT
pls :|
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Adventure Quest
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>tfw I can only vaguely remember games despite spending tons of time on the site when I was a lad
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>>279506427
Sonny 1 and 2. To this day they're still the most entertaining RPGs I've ever played.
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/183428

Proximity. I still play this. I would I could play this on my phone but there's only one version and it's a very bad port
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>>279511576
destructo tank
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>>279511576

Indestructo Tank

Game was fucking awesome.
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>>279511576
destructo tank?
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>>279509517
> pepsi
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>>279511678

This
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Seven Deadly Sins. Best point and click flash game ever.
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superior
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Toss the Turtle

Actually signed up with new grounds after having played it to get the medals. Got them all, reset progress to get them all over again, rinse, repeat, time and time again.
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>>279511650
AAAAAAAH I FUCKING LOVE YOU
THANKS BASED ANON HOLY SHIT
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>>279509060
motherfucker i checked this out because of your post and i'm hooked now. jesus christ
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>>279511435
>hating the glock group
gug
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>>279510859
>tfw XiaoXiao was never finished
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>>279511384
Is Tom Fulp even still running the place or has he sold it off or something? Different site but I remember hearing the guy that ebumsworld was named after and started by was fired years ago.
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The box head zombie game was one of the best flash games ever. Hell even had COOP. If given enough polish and more content. It could have been a full fledged game on steam.
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There she is
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>>279511856

I'll fight you cuntpunt
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Back when I was a tween obsessed with Newgrounds I would always watch the Arfenhouse series. I thought it was the funniest fucking thing in the world. I was also obsessed with Salad Fingers, and I would play Swords & Sandals, Bubble Trouble, and the classic tower defense game (the first one that became really popular and basically inspired the entire genre) all the time in school.
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Murloc RPG
Ant Buster
Age of War
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>>279511196
FUCKING SUNCHIPS
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>>279510449
It's not but still pretty cool if you can actually beat it.
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>>279511858
Shit mang
3 was the best
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>>279511384
Nobody knows, but he was probably making at least a million.
>>279511871
Yes, Tom still runs the place and is never going to sell it off. He even put some news post up like 2 months ago claiming how Newgrounds is the best because it's still owned by its creators and that it isn't shit like Youtube.
I think he's lost it, but atleast he isn't a failure at new companies (looks at moot)
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>>279506427
ganguro girl. me and my first girlfriend were obsessed with it until i beat it and saw the porn at the end. she thought that was creepy and i was annoyed because it ruined something we enjoyed together.
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>>279512029

JOE'S HERE became a meme at our school. Fucking Arfenhouse.
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>yes or no?
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>>279511196
Someone was showing me the Numa Numa Dance on it.
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What was your first screamer?
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>>279510327
it's a boat, it's ok
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Not newgrounds, but just dropping this off here.
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/v/ whenever they go outside
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FlashTrek: Broken Mirror
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that game where you used a giant magnifying glass to bring chaos and ultimately destroying a city, it was a short game but I played it so many times
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>>279511871

Nah, he still runs it. He also worked production on games like alien homind, battleblock theatre and castle crashers. I doubt he's a millionaire, but he does have children.
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>>279512241

Probably the subliminal messages one. Or that one with the poem. It was from albino blacksheep that's all I know.
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>>279512241

It was a find the difference game. We set our friend up to do it. He screamed and threw himself out of a chair. We all had a laugh, then the screamer reset and did it again and he cried.

Good times.
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>>279511909
the dev of boxhead is retarded he could easily make it a 10 dollar indie pixel shit game on steam but decided not to
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>>279512042
I played murloc rpg a lot. I couldn't afford Wow and that was the closest I would get. I also downloaded a WoW windows theme and read every comic on the official site. I would spend hours thinking what I would play as. Now WoW is kill.
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>>279511909
Only Zombie flash games I ever played were The Last Stand games. I don't think I've ever beaten the second game though.

>getting the .50 call sniper rifle in the first game and killing 3 to 4 zombies in a single shot

That shit was fucking satisfying. Only problem with it was you could only get it late in the game and there was no new game plus.

>>279512283
I cannot find a fixed version of this game online anywhere. By fixed I mean you can't just go anywhere at anything with everything unlocked from the start.
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>>279512218
Yes
Shameful Yes because of shemale
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What was that one flash game where you some boy who met an alien and the alien let you mind control a bunch of girls
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Well, it wasn't Newgrounds, but does anyone else remember this?
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GROW
GAMES
BY
EYEMAZE

MY
BEST
FUCKING
TIME
IN
MY
SHITTY
LKIFE
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>>279512527
yes, but they didn't complete it right?
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>>279512241
Huh, I think this is one I've never seen
What's it from?
Also, my first was the one with the white room where you have to find whats wrong with the picture.
>>279512402
>Poem
I think I know exactly what you're talking about
Was it a black screen that had teal lyrics scroll up over the course of it?
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I remember some flash game, may not have been newgrounds, where it was a strategy game and I think you were Gangis Khan or someone like that. I remember seeing someone do this one glitch where they'd sell a unit but it'd still be there, so they kept on selling it until they maxed out the cash and upgraded everything from the start.
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>>279512685

Yeah something like that.
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I'm the only person who remembers Dragon Court. Except for whatever losers still play it.
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Swords and Sandals 3
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What happened to the Internet, /v/?
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DISPUTED GALAXY
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>>279512218
>>279512218
what was the name of this

I want to go look at her cock again
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Anyone remember Bonus.com? Specifically, the Coffee Quest games? I fucking loved those. They were like a playable version of that ancient Windows 98 maze screensaver, except instead of collecting Windows icons and smiley faces in a trippy LSD nightmare, the labyrinth was entirely made of brick walls and you had to find all the ingredients for the perfect cup of coffee.

There was also a pretty cool slalom game that I played a lot of.
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>>279511196
Gravitaxis.
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Candystand was a nightmare of wasted time. LET'S PLAY VIRTUAL SKEEBALL
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>>279512839

Change is normal, friend.
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>>279512783
Man
My body wasn't read for that one
Fucked me up when I was a wee lad.
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>>279512839
Creative ideas died cause of jews.

Anyone here ever beat pic related? It had nice music at least
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Fast boy in the cookie factory or something like that.
Gemcraft series.
A lot of others but nothing that I've spent quite as much time with.
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>>279512217
I remember laughing my ass off when the sun turned into that angry face and did a generic maniacal laughter, and woogie says "OH NO!"
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>>279512903
I'm going to cry.
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Lovesaber SE
I had an 800x600 CRT monitor back then so the clipping off of the boundaries made it nearly impossible, but even if that wasn't an issue it would've took me ages to beat since I nearly jizzed in my pants every time her bra popped off, and was taking my hand off the mouse to wank when the fun began. I remember playing it every night before my parents got home like a daily ritual
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>>279506427

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-B7mYIUb0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svoSSdsNhtA
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anyone?
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http://www.eyezmaze.com/eyezblog_en/blog/2005/09/grow_cube.html#more
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>>279512858
>Bonus.com

Wait, shit, did that site have a multiplayer game where you shot each other with lasers, and there were mirrors, and you could transform into purple monsters with laser bazookas, and draw mirrors with the mouse?
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When did you start to lose interest in this shit /v/?

For me it was right about when the ultimate showdown and chuck norris jokes came out. At that point I was spending too much time playing WoW to care about flash games.
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>>279512042

Funfact . I worked on Age of War .
We had won an award for that .
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>>279506427
http://www.geocities.jp/lledoece/nanaca-crash.html
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>>279508413
haha ny migga
everyone knows you needed to download the .swf to fully enjoy it
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>>279510669
You.
You're my nigga.
Every one of those games is 10/10
M&B Recon is playable now
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>>279512839
The wild west days are over anon. Civilization has come.
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>>279512241

Fuck those things. My first ever one was my mother playing a prank on me when I was like, 4.

I ran upstairs and cried for two hours. Didn't trust my mother for five years after.

Anyone remember Thing Thing?
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>>279509517
>LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK
Stopped reading.
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Heli Attack 2

Bloons

Blocksicks?

Infinite Tower RPG
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>>279509060
All of these were pretty fucking good. Physics based games were always the best match for flash timewasters.
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>>279512931
>>279512783
>>279512685
>>279512402
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sayit
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>>279512839

It died with Bonzi Buddy. It was something that hurt us, but it was magical while we had it.
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>>279513265
Sorry mister high and mighty, I'm to straight edge for linkin park, nickleback listening motherfucker.
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Does anyone remember a Flash card game, where your character kind of looked like Vegeta, but it was just a silhouette, and you could go Super Saiyan if you gathered enough energy or something. You also attacked the other play with swords, and it had some blood effects and shit. I can't remember what it was called
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>>279511253
Major Pawel, I'm UNSC.
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I can't remember this one

There was this one game where you walked around rooms with a sword blocking shit, also there were H scenes.
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>>279513405
>nickleback
Just stop trying, kid. You're gonna hurt yourself.
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>>279513390
>not getting one of the shitty porn versions of bonzi buddy that is literally just a gif of some chick that sits on your desktop
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>>279513157
When newgrounds and other flash sites slowed down from like tons of new shit every day to being lucky to get something new that week or month even. I mean actually new stuff, not just someone uploading a flash that's already up on the site because they were too lazy to look or it was just some mirror site.

>>279513160
What was Age of War again? The name sounds familiar.
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>>279509517
>people actually don't know this pasta

Holy fuck I feel so fucking old
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>>279513430
YES fuck whats it callled it was a great game
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>>279513231
I've seen it happen over and over, in all sorts of places. I always wish I could go back.
I suppose it's just the nature of things.
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MOTHERFUCKING
ELECTRIC MAN 2
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>>279513517
It was either nickelback or linkin park. There was nothing else.
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>>279513231

This. The masses have found the internet and won't leave. They've brought their laws and their ethics and their political correctness. Their shitty lowest common denominator jokes and tame corruptions of older internet fads. The internet is not made for us anymore, because we've become a minority again, and businesses don't care about appealing to the minority. Even moot has gone from an anime-obsessed teenager to a rock-climbing, well-adjusted normalfag.

Pic reflects my thoughts on the matter.
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N
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>>279513569
what movie?
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I wouldn't know half the swear words i did if it wasn't for ng
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>>279513615
OH MAN
THAT FUCKING GAME
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>>279513615
I just kept throwing people

How about RAGE?
The 2nd game's music was really good
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>>279506427
Anti idle
I've been in the top 10for for 3 months on release
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>>279512941
And slime volleyball man Fuck
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>>279513526

It was a family computer, Anon. Anything more than Bonzi Buddy or that fat trucker and there would have been H-E-double hockey sticks to pay.
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>>279512527
>>279512642
>there will never be a Mighty Guy 3
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>decide to visits randy solems site recently for old times sake
>find out he died almost 3 years ago

fuck
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>>279513615
>tfw beat this shit and still go back to it sometime
FFFFUUUUUCK those blind dudes in the later stages. Cheap shots and stunlocks all over the fucking place. The final boss was a pushover compared to those two.
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>>279513615
FUCK YES
RULES OF NATURE
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>>279513637
>There was nothing else.

If you had shit taste maybe.
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>>279512796
Holy shit I played this when I was like 12.
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>this thread
we where entretained with the lowest of the lowest, and we loved that shit, now we get so much shit from so many places that we just got spoiled and fun isn't just what it used to be
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>>279513910

Also all of your neopets are dying.
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Post you're levels.

I think the only NG game I ever spent a decent bit of time on was Toss the Turtle.
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>>279513812
http://www.videogamedc.com/
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>>279513574
>>279513430
http://www.maganicwars.com/

Thank me later
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>>279509656
>>279509691
>>279510195
has it really come to this?

I thought it was bad when someone thought VHS was a meme.
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Newgrounds rumble and Chaos faction
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I don't remember if it was on newgrounds but I remember playing a game called blip and blop and it was fucking amazing.
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>>279513231
>>279513580
>>279513639
Here's to bygone days and fond memories, /v/.
God, how I miss the past.
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>>279506427
Swords and Sandals
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While a lot of these games were shit a lot of them had interesting concepts/premises that'll probably never be used in anything else because it wouldn't sell like rute n' tudy modern point and shooty.
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>>279513702
Sketch show called Man Stroke Woman
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>>279513214
>M&B Recon
Wait what.
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>>279512854
Gypsy Galsses
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I was obsessed with Super Mario Bros. Z.

The first time I saw an adult penis was when that fake account uploaded a pic of him spread eagle with that huge purple ballsack hanging out
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>Flash games were the first indie games
How does this make you feel?
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>>279514158
Fucking p2w
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>>279513079
>Misteroo disappeared from the internet forever nearly a decade ago

Feels bad man.
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>>279513405
>nickleback
they had one good song and its mostly because of nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzn4a5qHT4
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>>279506427
Quite a few games as im afraid to admit, however the main ones were
1. Warlord call to arms and it sequel
2. Some top down stick game where you lived some bs life. It was insanely fun for my young self.
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guys guys guys

help me out here.

there was one newgrounds game called monk something, but it was broken FOREVER and I never got around to playing it.

the thumbnail looked like the kid from codename: KND.

it's killing me here
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>>279514289
>The first time I saw an adult penis was when that fake account uploaded a pic of him spread eagle with that huge purple ballsack hanging out
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Dynasty Street
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>>279514314
Like I need to find an old flash game no one plays/remembers any more to rip off and sell on phones for $5.99 a pop to remove ads.
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>>279513967

>everyone in school is playing neopets, talking about how awesome it is
>play it once, don't really like it, continue to play other less popular shit

I was a hipster from birth and I see no reason to stop now.
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>>279513997
My account got wiped years ago. I was like lv 38 give or take a level. I was close to getting 40 I remember.
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Remember that sprite comic you made on nSider forums?

I do.
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>>279514262
The sequel.
http://www.mudandblood.net/recon.html
Welcome to 'Nam.
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There was a game called Brain Splatters 2. Where the fuck was the first one?
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>>279506427
Oh god, I'm getting what Vietnam veteran soldiers get with their flashbacks but instead it's Newgrounds.

Those fucking memories... All that time lost, like tears in the rain.
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>there are people who thought i was a bullshitter when i said i got up to level 27
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>>279511196
when the site was pretty new and that first person shooter came out, then the osama bin laden shooter. pretty sure the homepage was osamas face and you shot it as a target in like 2000
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>Grew up with Newgrounds
>Found it when I was an edgy 11 year old looking for assassin stuff and got directed to the assassin section of Newgrounds
>Over the years wanted to become one of these people who made flash movies and games and get internet famous
>Made a game
>in 2009
>By then all my favourite content creators had moved on, died or simply went missing
>You can get three times the amount of revenue from a youtube video than a flash game/movie not to mention you'll get more views
>I was too late
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>>279512839
Nothing. Fuck off you whiny faggot
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>>279510329
Came in this thread to say this.

But I did become/already was a full fledged furfag/sonic autist.

Those were dark times.
Hell if I had access to a scanner and my mom allowed enough time I could have been right up there with Christian.

...good times.
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>>279514495
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>>279514314
No they weren't. Unless you mean they were the predecessors of the modern indie "games" like Gone Homo and Dear Esther. Everyone that grew up with flash games knows that every semi decent flash portal had fucking tons of retarded pretentious 34deep9u bullshit.

Speaking of which, anyone remember that flash about the smiley face characters shooting spikes into another guy until he smiled?
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>>279508270
>Mfw when some of those porn games I could just right click, and select 'play' to bypass any sort of game mechanics to get straight to the porn.

Usually worked on the shitty flash games that weren't made properly and could easily be cheesed.
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>replaying these games and they still hold up
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>>279510615
Fuck it isn't!

It's actually pretty fun. I played it again the last time there was a newgrounds thread here.
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>>279508570
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
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>>279514713
It's still a bit rough and odd at times but it's fun, and it's M&B.
Haven't seen too many gibs yet, though.
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>>279514489
I spent so much time there but I only got to Bob-Omb or something. I remember thinking Sages were the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. Also worked in that Animal Crossing code thread for a while. Every time I think about that now I wonder why people posting requests in the thread didn't just get the generator and make codes themselves.
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Battleon. fuck battleon.
at least its pay to play to win scheme wasn't all that bad
>>
>Said a bunch of stupid shit on Newgrounds forums
>Back when the internet was still in its Wild West stage
>Wade Fulp now refuses to delete post histories because it "ruins the aesthetics of the site" and that "we should have thought about that"
>He's deleted a bunch of his own posts before because it was stupid bullshit that could have affected his own potential job offers

Always thought he was a cunt. Tom Fulp on the other hand would probably allow it.
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Can't be the only one.
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Behold the king of unfinished content
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This and every game like it. Favorite was Simgirls.
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I know I'm going to sound like some grumpy old man telling kids to get off my lawn. But it's weird to think that the big thing with kids internet now isn't games or anything interactive, it's just watching other people play terribly at games and yell into the mic.

A lot of the popular phone games just look like reskins/ripoffs of flash games I played back in the 90s. It's so fucking bizarre. But at least whenever some family member asks me for help with a level or something I know my score is going to stay at the top until that phone dies.
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>>279514804
i'm not surprised

flash games predated indie games and iphone app garbage. these were mostly made by kids who knew exactly what was fun and what they wanted to play, and just fucking made it. it was a golden time and people were making some great shit that game developers could really learn form.
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>>279515065
Oops forgot link to game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/288598
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>>279515090
that's not high tail hall
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Stick arena. Even had a clan tsb the sticky bandits. Guess which one is mehttps://m.youtube.com/#/watch?list=UUg5k5oqyKFJry1XmLVS0brw&v=JbyIaafP2LM
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>>279512618
HOLY FUCK NIGGA
I've been trying to remember the name of that since forever
fucking awesome games
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>>279511628
>Sonny 1 and 2

This nigga fucking gets it.
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>>279515297
>Yfw he's still working on HTH2 and has people buying gold passes and everything
>Animations are fucking awful still
What a fucking waste, it's almost depressing
>>
Does anyone else remember browsing Japanese websites for obscure hentai? It was a lot harder to find good hentai back then, you either went to the hentai shrines or you had to navigate japanese sites, and of course my browser didn't have a japanese language pack so it was all scrambled characters. I'd stay up till 2 in the morning just jacking it to hentai on the family computer, sneaking out of my bedroom to do it. Good times.
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>>279509517
>Most of the people replying to this thinks he's real..

I guess it's true, newfags really are the cancer of /v/

Thank you s much for reposting this though. Those were such simpler times when I was 16 and lurking here and /b/ before I even attempted to make a post because I was afraid I would get hacked.
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>>279515331
>>279511628
>Ooh, scratchy bitch!
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Am i the only one who played grow?
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>>279511358
>>279511628
>Sonny
These guys get it
>>
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG
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>>279515331
>Biological skill tree in Sonny 2
>Being able to stack DoT's and nuke bosses in a single turn with a single regular attack

Fucking hell I'm gonna go back and replay these.
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Tontie... I can probably use the numberpad better than most accountants now.
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>>279515434
>trying to boot up a dial up modem in the middle of the night

I swear to god they made that noise just to fuck with kids doing shit late at night.
>>
brawl taunts
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>>279511103
God
dddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

I SPENT FUCKING HOUR SON THAT SHITTY ASS FIGHTER, HOLY FUCK. GOD-DAMN I REMEMBER ALL THAT SHIT AND HOW HYPED FOR IT THE WHOLE FUCKING NEWGROUND FAGGOTS WERE ABOT IT FUCKING SHIT

WHEN WAS PICO'S SCHOOL 2 EVER GONNA COME OUT TOM FULP? WHEN WAS IT EVER GONNA COME OUT YOU FUCKING SHITLORD!?
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>>279515737

I would cover it with a pillow or blanket. I think there was a setting to actually turn off the noise with later dial up modems, but I didn't know about it back then.
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>>279515407
>check out hth
>find out about hth2
>its got paid shit now
oh man its gotta look awesome
>it looks nearly exactly the same
furries man


also my favorite stuff were all the fighting flashes, wasn't much of the game player on newgrounds. super mario bros z, street fighter vs mortal kombat, stickfighter..

those one cs videos from the stickguy, had all those different people who'd be in the server (pro, noob, lagger, crazy joe), loved that shit
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>>279511628
>>279515331
>>279515671

>tfw the vranken never released the OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyFgZ7tinwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU8XgkMifLU
Man. He's got a website and everything. Maybe if i wasn't such an awkward piece of shit I'd email him and ask for a release or even a remaster.
maybe i could decompile the old .swf instead
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Stick RPG.

It makes me sad how most indie games are just shit I would've been playing back in the med 2000's.
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>>279515434
I remember Kazaa

and then immediately shitting myself when HOT_BLONDE_SUCKS_AND_FUCKS, while not completely inaccurate, turned out to be something not right.
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>>279508413
This was the entirety of newgrounds for me
it still is
>>
I bet if a game with a stick figure as the protag came out today there's be some dumb assholes trying to argue about how it's "3deep5u" art game or how it's "progressive" or some shit.

>>279515737
Actually that noise was there because without it people didn't understand that they were connected to the internet. They needed something like that to tell them. You could turn it off, all you had to do was go through your PC's settings and change one little thing. I think you could even replace the sound with something else if you wanted.
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>the first time /v/ played happy wheels together
>the first time /v/ discovered mega slam dunk arena
>hours and hours of hilarious replays

The best times have come and gone.
But I remember them fondly.
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>>279515712
FUCK YOU.

I remember I had Krillin's va prank calling someone and telling them about how would you like to scratch my dragon balls for me? Or something.
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>>279516068
CP or homo?
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>All those Weird Al songs that weren't really by Weird Al
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>>279516068
>DragonballZ_Episode1.avi.mp3.exe

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>279516093
The sound actually has a use. You are actually listening to your modem make a phone call.
and it sounds imperceptibly different every time
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>>279516249
Dogs can be blonde as well.
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[email protected]
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Stick RPG
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>>279516124
>LPers play that game into hundreds of parts

how to ruin a game step 1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iCPIUGnHQ8
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>>279516582
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>>279515447
>I'm gonna knock you silly!

On that note, Veradux was such an awesome bro. Based motherfucker saved my ass from so many close calls.
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>not downloading anime music videos off kazaa that were always set to bodies hit the floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr
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>>279506427
Curveball and this one game where you fill a certain percentage of the field to win... Filler i guess? it had very nice calming music
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Spent my younger years fapping to this.

>tfw no sequel
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>>279516714

I knew it was going to be "uh oh"
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mouse game
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Heli Attack 3
Arkanoid
Amorphous+
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>>279509052
I went back to that recently, I don't know how I had the patience for that thing.
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Someone hold me.
I'll fucking pay you $100
I'm so sad right now.
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>>279514337
people are still leaving comments on his deviantart page
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>>279512839

SJWs. They destroyed everything that gave us happiness.
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>>279516665
The saddest thing.
This generation's kids have attention spans so small, they'd rather watch someone else play it than play it themselves.
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>>279516914
>>279509052
Apparently that thing really had some sort of a scene to it?

I see the guy Evil-Dog still talking about it and supporting. Apparently he is really proud of it.
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>>279516953
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THE EDN
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>>279517012
>one day games might not be released to anyone other than reviewers/let's players
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Ginormo Sword
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>>279506427
Thing Thing Arena 2 I think, Mud and Blood 2, Dad'n'Me, Swords and Sandals 2.
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>>279517096
..Thank you
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>>279516714
I never knew anyone that actually used ICQ. For years I wondered what it meant every time I saw it in forum profile "about me" sections.
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That one zombie rpg where you have slowly retake a city one block at a time while defending the front line from zombies. I think it was called rebuild or something similar.

There's another one I played the heck out of where you have to repair a hot air balloon while fighting off hordes of giant black monsters. No clue what it was called.
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>>279517479
balloon in a wasteland or something.
rebuild 2 is fucking bullshit
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>>279516582
Oh you poor bastard.
And I thought I had it weird when 12-year-old me downloaded a video of a girl who didn't have an arm.
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>>279516805
>tfw when that guy is erased from existence and the last thing he did was that fury, space tentacle game.

Those were fucking great. I kne wit was furry, but they were still hot. especially the Samus one.

Whatever happened to people like him

Whatever happened to people like...Proxicide?
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>>279513568
Hope this helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-V0CvFUF4Q
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>>279515849

>pico's school 2 finally released in 2013
>it was an april fools joke
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>>279517707
Man. Clixposing kitaandra was my go-to fap for a few years. I'm so glad I never noticed what furries were until they grew into an irritating culture.
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Spent ages in the assassins games, they weren't even that good, but i kept on playing them for some reason. remember in particular one where you had to blow up some guy using a m16 that shoot french fries.
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Futilitris

http://twinbeard.com/140_futilitris
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>check out the top flashes list
>meet n fuck isnt at the top

what happened, /v/?
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ctrl + f merlin

0 results

shamefur dispray
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>>279515090
>We'll never have a good Krystal flash because of this faggot
Fuck him and his shitty puppets
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>>279515434
I remember a site, that I forget the name too. It was my first hentai/anime porn site. I got a bunch of spyware and trojans that fucked my pc back in the day. Had my cousin come and fix it.
This was one of those sites that had a bunch of links to other sites, but also had a bucnh of pictures on it too, mostly Sailor Moon.

The one site that I remember seeing, and the one that I went to all the time was hentai-school. I believe its still up too. The main admin guy would always chat to other people in there, but I never participated with others, I just saw he had a shitty chat menu/forum and he would talk about his updates to the place.
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WHO /Homestar/ HERE?
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>>279516512
But why does the user need to hear a communication handshake?
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>>279517903
His were the only good half-assed flash games that were fappable. I even enjoyed the kangaroo one. I played all of them. All of them.

I just want more shitty, free flash adult games now
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>>279518143
Everyone else, but me. I was the only kid who didn't know what the fuck homestar was when I was 12, up until I was 17.

They updated this year, though. You should all be happy.
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>>279517049
I have to give him credit for what was probably the most ambitious game on newgrounds for a real long time.

That second one is even more ambitious, but also seems like something you'd need to sink time into.
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>>279518143
The better days man. Get home from school on monday, hop on the shitty compaq, and see what wisdom Strong Bad would grace us with today.
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>>279518184
Because there were a ton of idiots that didn't understand they were connected without that sound. Originally they were going to have it be silent.
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>>279512903
Let's not forget Nabiscoworld! They had their own version of the miniature golf.
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>>279512218
holy shit this was the first porn game i ever played
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>>279518409
I could never really get into the first one, because I'm not really good at those games were you can create and build your own thing. I thought I had a song once, but the music was really good. I liked it.

Evil-Dog also made some pretty good flashes too. I remember the last time there was a newgrounds thread here on /v/ I watched his flash where a guy in a school punches his cocky douche friend and then stabs him. He then proceeds to flip his shit and goes insane, mentally.
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>>279515065
Fuck, that was a really fun and hard game. I think it was a Metal Slug type of game. Man that shit was crazy, I just remembered being impressed that it was made by some Japanese person.
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>>279515104
Hey, guy.
Simgirls is officially finished. Like, the creator actually fully finished the game with endings and such, and he wants to make a spiritual sequel to it that's actually really good.
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I loved Nonoba it was the best site to play Flashgame. All the countless our I played Nonoba Zombies! with my friends. Nostalgia. And now it's just gone. ;.;
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>>279516805
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS!?
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS VERY SLIGHTLY?
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>>279506427
>watching retarded animal babies as a kid
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>>279518949
Everything you loved is gone.

All those sprite comics you used to love to read? They're gone.
All those friends you made on those shitty chat boards and those that you had rp adventures with? They're gone too.
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>>279518978
Just google clixposing kitaandra and go to the guy's newground profile. It's made by the same guy, and you can still play it.
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>>279519064
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>>279514723

I did that on a really hard boxing one
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>>279510329
I played Sonic the Pervert 1 & 2 last month. Those games were fucking shit, and barely fappable. I managed to fap one to Rogue by just going to Paheal.
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>>279513170
THIS RIGHT HERE FUCK
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>>279519214
Is it the one with the kangaroo.
It's like everyone knows everything, and I'm not surprised or caught off guard by all the porn game mentions now.
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>>279512839
You got older.
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>>279519172
Sir, I used to read sprite comics alot. And I hope you did too.

They are nowhere to be found...
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>>279518775
Is that the one were the kid shoots his school up set to Bohemian Rhapsody? Because I remember there was a flash of that on newgrounds for a long time, but got removed or something due to being controversial. Yet Pico's School is fine.
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>>279519361

Yeah, fuck I might just play that tonight for nostalgia fap.

You know what I'm gonna spend the whole night fapping on new grounds for old times sake.
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>>279519371
And every new flash game is a p2w microtransation cashgrab thanks to mobile games exploding into a billion dollar industry
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>>279519486
go ahead, I did it last time I was her ein a thread like this.

Those won't be very good or interesting faps, but it will satisfy your desire and need for closure and it will remind you of the past. Good times...
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>>279519443
>Sir
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>>279519579

something about simplistic flash games makes it really satisfying sexually. Like the ones with poor animation can do a lot for me because it feels like something special . The flawed ones have personality that sort of makes it a riot. Not that i don't play them all.
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Remember when ugo bought flashplayer.com?
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>>279513526
I got a computer handed down to me with one of those on it, I just kinda laughed at how bad it was even as a kid I thought it was shitty
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>>279519476
No, he doesn't shoot up the school, you can go look it up.

He just punches his friends because he's being a dick and bragging about how powerful his PC is and proceeds to Stab him. He then hallucinates and sees himself getting killed and then he realizes he hallucinated killing his friends.

It's pretty funny really.

P.S. If you want to feel really super old, the guy is bragging about how his PC can run Doom 3 at max resolution.
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>>279519653
Alright, fellow faggot, you rather I call you out as an autistic piece of trash?!
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>>279519727
The only ones that can get me off are the good ones done by Zone.

The charm has worn off from me..
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>>279519289
>tfw you try to replay sonic the pervert and censorman is way faster than you remember him being
Seriously, was he always that fast and it was just youthful reflexes and a need to see Sally"s featureless tits pulling me through?
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>>279519778
See now that just makes me think of people posting images of a black square on 4chan and going "check out these new doom 3 screen shots.
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I cannot be the only one that remembers playing "shift"
The one where you sink into the ground and shit?
it's from fucking 2008
http://armorgames.com/play/751/shift
dope music
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>>279519856
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>>279519953

that's the word I was looking for.

The simple crude ones are charming. It makes for a fresh kind of fap.
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>>279519856
It wasn't me faggot. It was a lurker. I'm still feeling.
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>>279513812
>randy solems
Oh god. Oh my God.

He is dead!? Holy fuck. this is real.

the people you loved have truly passed away. Jesus.
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Anti Idle
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>>279520049
>>/a/
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>>279506427
Madness interactive and its mods
Never finished it, couldn't get past jesus
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>>279520127
Time to feel ever more as I rewatch these Mushroom Kingdom vids.

All aboard
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>>279520049
Fuck you
>>279520123
I'm sorry. Hold me you loveable faggot.
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This thread made me rediscover this shit, why the fuck did I play so much of this?

http://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/
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>>279520206
>>279520261
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>ctrl+f Pandemic 2
>0 results

you niggers, I know 90% of you played this, or /v/ is truly shit

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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>>279520264
Because it's fun anon
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>>279520256
'm just scrolling through the thread to see what I missed, because I haven't read everything.

I can't believe the guy who made Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom and Mack Daddy Mario is dead.

I fucking remember seeing this guy on Attack of the show showing off his dumb Sonic the Hedgehog flash that was a literal toilet humor joke! Holy shit. I can't believe he's dead.
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>>279520316
You are worst cancer than /mlp/. Fuck off and be happy mood is a weaboo
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>nobody played my favorite game
I love you zombies 3 and zombies 4, playable only from a website that shares a name with a Pawn Stars ripoff
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>>279520509
>Attack of the Show
Anon please, you're making me feel even more
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>>279520514
You're the one getting furious over literally nothing. It's just so easy.

>>279520557
What, Hardcore Pawn?
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>>279520638
And you are the one spamming Anime on a place where it doesn't belong.
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>>279520638
Shit is still the best
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>>279506427

> ctrl + f "gold miner"
> 0 results

FUCKING PLEBS DO YOU EVEN EBAUMSWORLD!?
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>>279520585
There are so many feels to feel anon. That's why it must never end..
Seriously though, Randy Solems was on Attack of the Show. I was fucking astounded to see him there.
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>there are people on /v/ right now who never experienced NewGrounds
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>>279520585
Munny used to be the tolerable hot chick

I still cant forgive her for leaving
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>>279520767
>ebaumsworld
Fuck of with your jew shit, you piece of fucking dog turds.
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>>279520793
I miss Kevin
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>>279512241
What was the dutch one?
Zoeken or something like that with that vampire from Fright Night 2 popping up.
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>>279514597
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the
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>>279520718
Stay booty brambled.

This one isn't anime by the way, redditor.
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FUCK YOU
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I somewhat remember one game where you had like a string-shot and had to throw cats into some spikes to get points or something like that
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Reminded me of Power Star

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/471144
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>>279506427
Enough Plumbers. I occasionally go back and re-beat it. Fun shit.
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>>279519064
>tfw you try to find your old sprite comics and they're all gone or forgotten.
>that feel when all the flash programmers from your younger days either got real jobs, died, or just disappeared from the internet one day.
>tfw you log into your old chat board and that last login was over ten years ago
>tfw you can't even find most of those old things you used to do and people you used to talk to and cherish on the internet, they're all gone, and the only lasting testament are your memories of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAmko4fvkC0
We never thought it'd happen in those days, but the ride's ending boys. The West is tamed. Pack up your things and move on if you can.
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FANCY PANTS ADVENTURE
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>>279521303
But.. things on the internet last forever?
Just you can be whatever you want to be and the American Dream
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>>279506427
Spent ages playing some flash game called Phrozenflame. It was uh... Intense.
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The greatest flash ever posted on newgrounds
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42483
CANNOT BE BEAT
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Age of War is the best flash game of all time
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>>279521303
Yeah...I'm sorry. I'm sorry it has to be this way.

Things will never be the same again. The only thing we can cling to are the memories of yesteryear. At least, we were able to experience it. That, I'm happy for at least. It was a big experience for me and my childhood when I had nothing going on or no friends to hang out with.

That's a good song by the way. It holds alot of nostalgia value, NGE. I'm probably gonna cry listening to it now...I hope you have a good night anon. Take care.
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>>279521303
I know that feel too well, anon...
>years of user created content purged years ago
>dozens of communities have died
>cherished friends are gone forever. Some have died, most have moved on
>gamespy servers shut down
>there's less than a thousand of us left and we're barely hanging on on less than 10 servers of what used to be thousands of servers and tens if not hundreds of thousands of players

I don't want it to die..
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http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/91476
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>>279521467
It's not the same...The American Dream has either changed or die. Now, it's just conformity.
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>>279521846
I was an NWbro too, man. You just gotta let her go.
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>>279521883
That's the point
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>>279512839
Normies discovered it.

I remember being called a nerd for browsing the internet, now every baby out there has an ipad and watch "pewdiesadpei"
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>tfw 14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8
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>>279521846
>>279521798
>>279521303
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Good night nostalgiafriends
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>>279513405
>nickleback
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>>279522003
Good night, friend.
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As someone who enjoyed everything NG had to offer growing up and still thinks about it every now and then, I want you guys to know:

Sexual Lobster still lives and is doing his shit here: https://www.youtube.com/user/SexuaLobster

I have no idea if he gave up newgrounds yet but he was one of the funniest and best animators there, and was still cranking stuff out at the end.
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>>279521920
n-no
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simgirl
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who thing thing here
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>>279522260
This high as fuck motherfucker is still around!? I never cared much for his flashes, because of the weird humor and weed but holy shit, I forget he ever existed.
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This thread was like opening a time capsule that I put all my old internet experiences in and forgot about. I decided to see if some of the forums I used to go on were still around and found this:

https://halo.bungie.net/forums/topics.aspx?forumID=10

Its like looking at the ruins of Pompeii, everything is forever as it was at that one exact moment in time. Apparently it was active up until a year ago. tfw Simse11 will never have confirmation that below radar was nerfed
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>cntrl-f priest battle
plebs
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Why was this game so fuckin' hard?
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>>279512241
exorcist maze game
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Alien homind, Those teen-titans hentai. Nigga i can't watch jinx and cyborg in teen titans go without remembering that, expecially not after lady legasus and that it's gonna be fast, In and out where he takes the Stone identity
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>>279511006
>>279510427
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>>279522715
what's the name on that, i remember it like the memory of a dream.
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>>279512241
"If you don't see anything wrong with this, there is something seriously wrong with you."

and man my dad's slowass computer mad that thing delay so the scream took longer to happen.
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Salad fingers
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>>279522919
orgasm girl
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Johnny Rocketfingers
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>>279512618
I always looked up walkthroughs after getting sick of trial and error
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>>279513038
HOLY SHIT. how old is this game?
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>>279513812
I really did not need these feels right now
I used to watch his videos religiously when I was a kid.
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>>279523357
It ain't even a game. It is from 2004 though
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918
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>>279520206
>>>/leddit/
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