It's happening, Chris Chan is finally being sentenced.
Lets see how long he lasts in prison.
>Judge confirmed for blue arm bandet sympithiser
It's good to know that Chris still doesn't give a shit
Why didn't we have a Chris thread yesterday?
It was the one year anniversary since he burned his house down.
Happy late Birthday, anon
Just an average day in prison
>both the lawyer and the honor have blue arms
Confirmed conspiracy to put chris in jail.
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BROWN!
Chris's autism prevents him from handing over the gun
After getting the shit beat out of him Chris uncovers a christian conspiracy
Oh shit this guy wants our weapons
team Chaotix is not allowed to carry weapons
Chris hands over the gun on fear of his female body getting raped
Fucking blue armed bandits
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!
Back to beating the shit out of this guy with a pool cue
Blue arms sticking up for each other
Chris has no more spaghetti left to spill...
Oh fuck, back to court we go
This actually sounds like something Chris would say
For fucks sake, not the blue armed judge again
Keep fighting the good fight Chris
Chris Chan actually has respect in prison... just let that sink in
He's even started a goddamn gang
Well he did just beat the shit out of a guy with a pool cue and not only stole a gun from the guards, but managed to keep it through the severe beating, that's pretty og behavior right there
This sums him up quite well
>his gang wears sonichu medallions
Jesus fucking christ
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL FOLDED 20 GORZILLION TIMES!
Damn you're right, I can picture it in my head.
And then he goes on a tirade on how he's Christian Weston Chandler, the world-famous comic artist and creator of Sonichu, and how they're kicking the Autistic etc.
Shit is officially going down
oh... oh no... oh God please no...
He actually got away with it!
Chris flees to the bathroom
And tries to wash the blood of his hands
Go away Benny i've got my own problems
*THREAD EXCLUSIVE* Chris has a wife and children
These are the eyes of a man who has seen horrific things. Gruesome deaths, blue arms... these are the eyes of a man who has sinned, killed, and raped. These are the eyes of someone whose lights inside have broken, but keeps on going. No meaning. No purpose. No goals or dreams.
Chris gets confused by reality again
Reminder that Chris just killed a man
Chris's gang brings together people of all cultures
No one can challenge Chris
>knowledge is power"
I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR THE GLORY OF THE CHAPTER
Don't know what the fuck is going on here...
The eyes of a defeated man
Chris breaks down... he can't run from this anymore
Eh i'll head to the hospital in the morning
Chris lies in bed and contemplates his life choices
There's trouble in the ranks!
Thanks for the help friend
I'm going to sleep OP, keep doing God's work.
If you can't join them. Destroy them! ALL OUT! TOTAL WAR! MASS DESTRUCTION!
With a broken heart Chris heads to the hospital
>Saves Chris's life
>B-baka! I would never let an idiot boy like you into my gang! I only helped you because you looked so pathetic!
Chris, this is not the time nor place to crash into slumber.
R.I.P. in peace Christian Weston Chandler
He survived 2 days in prison...
So ends a saga
Thanks for sharing the journey everyone that's all i've got.
Eh it should be somewhere in here
>Kaz asked for money to buy Lego's with
>So did Chris Chan
So I guess that settles it.
Chris is gonna die in prison.
It was on youtube, but it got taken down. It's up again on youtube more recently but now it's a screamer there halfway through.
Original is here, though.
>2000+ likes and 200+ replies
People actually thought his comment was in any way profound.
Also, I'm pretty sick of people whining about technology and social media on a social media web site.
>stumble across some server community forum
>the entire community is full of underages, outside of like five people and the server owner
>hey guys which is better, game x or game y???
>YOU SHOULDN'T WASTE MONEY IN THAT YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE INSTEAD GAMES AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU