GUYS DON'T ASK ME HOW BUT I GOT INTO VALVE'S SHARE

HERE IS WHAT IT SAYS IF YOU ARE SCARED TO DOWNLOAD IT:

Do not store this anywhere other than the ID2 SERVERS, your IN-OFFICE WORKSTATION, or the CORPORATE SHAREFILE.
Dates are as always subject to change.
LAST UPDATED: 12.29.2014

1. Abyssal Underlord - New Bloom Festival 2015 Day 3 (The Abyss of the New Bloom Event) - 1.29.2015
2. Zet - 6.84 Update - 9.17.2015
3. Frost Wyvern - Frostivus 2015 Day 3 (Frostfall Event) - 12.10.2015

COPYRIGHT VALVE CORPORATION 2014 - DO NOT COPY OR DISTRIBUTE WITHOUT EXPRESS PERMISSION FROM VALVE CORPORATION.

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT YOURSELF AND CHECK IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, IT'S LEGIT

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>lostboy.exe

>only 2 heroes in a whole year
>again
thanks obama

>giving a shit about ASSFAGGOTS

Really? Out of everything you would go for it's that?

>>278679821
>assfaggots
wow,it's fucking nothing

>>278679821
This has been known for weeks....

>>278679821
>he thinks that Valve would need text documents with petty information like this store on some shitty website for no reason

>http://www.sharefile.com/
>Username called valvesoftware
Sure that is totally legit guys, using a third party for official files
Cant be more legit

>DOTA 2

dropped

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>>278680904

looks legit to me

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>>278681275
Totally not a part you can customize yourself right?

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>A. Ismail

guys abdul ismail is what icefrog's name is rumored to be

>>278681275
Not downloading it but what other files are in the folders ?

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>>278681275
Nice try faggotron, this is the default login screen.

>>278681826

thats not the valve login screen buddy boy

>>278680063
Yet you made a reply here

>>278680904
Not saying this is legit, but companies outsource this sort of thing all the time. Especially a small company like Valve that has no support staff. Services like dropbox live on corporate clients, not random shmucks.

>>278679959
>DO NOT COPY OR DISTRIBUTE WITHOUT EXPRESS PERMISSION FROM VALVE CORPORATION

You fucked up, OP.

>>278681959
>Valve
>Small company
>No Support Staff

Uhmmmm

OP give us the older files too

Hi, AciDek

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HEY, WHATS THIS?

>>278682065
>you
>in charge of thinking
UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>278682065
They have ~300 people and other than the receptionists they are all creatives.

>>278682187
le HL3 xD

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>>278682187

lol nice try dilldog

>>278682187
Dude either leak it all or fuck off, no point teasing this shit.

>>278682239
>>278682205
>>278682239
You're aware that Valve owns and operates Steam right? That's not a simple thing. They have staff dedicated to it.

>>278679959
>Zet in September 2015

WHY? That's such a long wait for just one hero.

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>certificate owned by ShareFile.com

>>278682716
>>278682717
MOOT

>valve "leaks" bullshit dates to get people talking and doubting
>releases all 3 heroes tonight

>>278682717
>>278682716

what in the fuck

>>278679821
If 6.84 comes out in september, we'll have had 6.83 for 10 months, which is obviously not going to happen. Also, they release balance patches when they're ready, not on a date they chose 9 months in advance.

>>278682716
>>278682717
sorry doublepost

so anything about Kamiya's project with Valve?

>>278683101

dif filenames?

>>278682716
>>278682717
moot what the fuck

why would valve use a 3rd part, sharefile, for hosting their corporations files?

OP probably made it.

also
>6.84 release date decided now
>

>>278679959
if it's legit, post other txt files.

>>278683229
i would like to, but i can't: if i access too many files they might identify me, since access to every single file is logged for some days.
one is safe, two might already pinpoint me.

>>278679821
leak the rest of unreleased stuff, not just boring dota2

>>278683403
>I would but I c-can't

thought so faggot, FAKE AND GAY.

>>278683403
>: if i access too many files they might identify me, since access to every single file is logged for some days.
>one is safe, two might already pinpoint me.

dude, fucking use a proxy already jesus christ, it's not illegal to access a sharefile, since it's not valve's server so it doesn't count as espionage

do it already
VPN
TOR
anything
do it, and you'll be the most liked person in the internet and my pal

>>278683403
what a load of shit

>>278682716
>>278682717
how

>>278683403
You aren't even accessing the files, you're just copying a link for random /v/ fags to access

>>278683403
OP here this guy isn't me, and has no idea what he is talking about, I'm looking through this sharefile but there are TBs and TBs of shit and it's not very organized, and even if it was, it's not like there is just a fucking HL3BETA.exe I can link.

I'm fucking looking.

>>278683403
>logged for some days.

hello china

>>278683403

Jesus christ how predictable.

>Implying Valve makes games anymore

>>278683681
post screenshots then, stop posting excuses.

>>278683403
What a load of bunk, there are literally proxy plugins for all browsers that would let you mask your IP, fucking fake, why did you even make this thread if you're gonna have bait this fucking weak.

>>278683681
don't open /gabe_files/misc/backup/etc/dontopenthis

just dont do it

>people don't remember when that guy got a sharefile account made and had their page personalized for them.

>>278679959
who the fuck is zet

>>278683948
arc warden

>>278683948

Arc Warden, newfriend.

>>278683948
Arc Warden

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>>278682716
>>278682717

>>278683948
your mom

>>278684019
>>278684006
>>278683948
>>>ASS/vg/OTS

>>278683948
my mom

>>278683681
download it all while you look

fucking download separate folders while that other download completes
you could be locked out at ANY TIME

>>278684006
>>278684019
>>278684029
who the fuck is arc warden

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this sharefile thing has been up for a while

maybe its legit?

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>>278684106

Don't worry I am. There is just A LOT of shit to wade through. Like this.

>>278684126

ayy lmao

>publisizes the fact that he gained entry before downloading the entire contents

This isn't real.

If they are releasing just two heroes in 2015, what the fuck are they doing in their spare time?

>>278684246
Thanks anon. Godspeed if you're not a troll.

Don't post the login. Make sure you post everything you found here as you find it, though.

Anon did you hack the nodes to prevent them from backtracing you? If not you should also crash their algebraic matrix to stop them for a few days

>>278684432
Source 2 engine update, Chinese Internationals, etc.

>>278684246
HL3 will be under a different name, Alien Swarm 2 might be a candidate.

>>278684432
they are just delaying, the sooner they release all the heroes the sooner people will expect new heroes to be created

>>278684126
Chad Warden's brother.

>>278684408
>thinks i'm this retarded
>thinks i'm going to be able to funnel out terabytes of data before someone realizes i'm in the sharefile, especially through a vpn

>>278684503
I want source engine 2 to come out so bad. I really miss playing pudge wars and hero line wars in d2moddin, it was the most fun i've had in ages.

>>278684637
Make screencaps of all the folders, if you're good enough to hack it you're good enough to write a script that does it

>>278684246
Why is Alien Swarm so under appreciated?

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>>278684747

>hack

>>278679821
>DO..

wow, its nothing.

>>278684764
No content. I highly enjoyed it, but there's 2 hours of maps at most.

>>278684838
sorry princess

OP here, just got an email (how?) from Gabe saying he had fully backtraced me and the internet police were onto me so I had to pull the plug.

I have a horrible feeling the consequences will never be the same

HL3 when?

>>278685062
Kek

>>278685062
OP here, I suck dicks.

hey guys

internet aristocrat here

just wanted to say that op sucks a back of dicks

hey guys
gabe here
this is just our new ARG, in which we pretend to hack ourselves

have fun and enjoy HL3, to be announced 3/3 at gamescom 2015

For all you faggots that don't remember, /v/ created Valve's sharefile account originally, impersonating them. People were kicking around some ebin maymay ideas to do with the impostor account, but someone at both Valve and Sharefile was informed, and the account was locked within a day or two before /v/ could come up with and implement anything noteworthy.

>>278685062
Are they... full-life consequences? Are the pants dead?

>>278685152
Hey faggot

Fag here

Just wanted to say that Internet aristocrat sucks a bag of Zoe Quinn's cock offerings

hey guys, bill gates here

gamescom 2015 will be held sometime in the 39th century

hey goys, steve jobs here

i'm buying all the games companies so you'll need at least a macbook pro to play your games soon

>>278679821
>someone was this pathetic to go through the effort to troll an online imageboard

>>278683948
Ichiro Mizuki

>>278682979
its funny that you believe this. If you've ever worked in a development enviroment you would know long projects have shit planned out months if not years in advance, the dates are usually not solid but are usually close to when they would ideally want to release. Shit just isn't done when its ready

hey guys, god here

the 39th century will happen the the third of march, hoyp

>>278685367
How did the shitwater taste?

>>278684764
I think Dota 2 runs off a modified version of the Alien Swarm version of Source. Alien Swarm came out July 2010, and Dota 2 was first shown in mid 2011, and they probably hadn't been working on it for more than a year. Alien Swarm was just a short proof of concept that Source could handle top down, right click to move sufficiently.

Is Valve now just a dota company?

>>278684143
thats commented html code, its not actually doing anything I'm not sure why its there but its basically just plain text. anything enclosed with <!-- --> in html is commented code

Hey guys anon here

Always remember to meme, friends ;^)

>>278685603
i really doubt they plan patches more than 3 months ahead.

dota2 patch notes are mostly based on how the version's pro players scene played out, clearly delivering balance to strats and heroes popular even just 2 weeks before.
and since it's only balance updates i don't see the point of planning the date.

>too lazy to show anything that takes effort to fake

OP sucks

>>278685787
Don't think so, but they are getting a fuckload of money for their game.

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Here is some more Dota shit, honestly just because this stuff is way easier to sort through, and a little easier to digest as far as obvious information goes.

You can definitely tell this is where the majority of their effort goes.

>>278685787
They maintain dota, csgo, tf2 and steam while working on source2 and l4d3.

I vaguely remember someone on /v/ being all hyped because they got valve software on some file sharing site. I guess he came back

>>278685932
better leak that Source2 stuff

At least the documentation, #steamdb will have a field day.

>>278685932
look for half life you faggot, after saving source 2 and making sure it's uploaded
it'll be under retarded names, sort by uploading dates

>>278685932
copy and paste what's in there, it shouldn't take long if it's real.

>>278685932
Show us what Pitlord looks like.

haha frickin dilldog

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The only one on that release list i can honestly believe is Pit Lord coming with this year's New Bloom.

It's only a month or so away if that, and if it's just hats nobody will give a shit. Just give me my fatass demon who lets me deny splitpushing and be done with it

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>>278686187

>>278685932
Post some files onto mediafire, faggot. No one is going to believe your shit unless we see some actual C++ code or some shit. Any faggot can make a bunch of empty folders named "SOURCE2" and "HALFLIFE3".

>>278685787
Valve handles more shit than just Dota, they aren't Riot Games now.

>>278685839
Certain balance things maybe, but things like when hero get released are planned in advanced and will always affect balance, which is why they aren't in cap mode usually on release. Although neither of us work for valve so we don't really know how their dev cycle works. I was just inferring based on my own experience where I've seen docs like that also likely those are also projected patch names as well as dates because ideally valve would want to release as few balance patches as possible, but often times at the pro level shit comes up. Although I wish more games wouldn't patch as much when something becomes OP but rather see if the metagame itself evolves to balance the game.

>>278686272
I think he doesn't want to leak any shit that will make the leak obvious because that will make news sites talk about it instantly
he'll probably leak it all soon (he'd have to be retarded not to have it already in three separate servers) and he's just teasing

i hope there are Gaben candid nudes there

fake as fuck, OP probably made the files himself because hes an autism

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wtf??

Here is the link to the new bloom event map, I have 0 idea if it will actually work in dota though

maybe in the alpha tools i'm sure this is made for source 2

https://valvesoftware.sharefile.com/d/s67f33bf7c37418a8


you guys also need to realize most of this shit is encrypted

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>>278682187
>mfw you roleplay Aragorn
>there is an option to be a woman

>>278681275
>Back to ValveSoftware.com
in typical WerdPress fashion

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>>278686658

works for me

>>278686658
ok that caught me offguard

>>278686658
>inb4 lostboy.exe or dolphin porn.

Make a torrent with everything OP, I got a 1Gbit box I can use to help seed it

>>278686267
>It's only a month or so away if that, and if it's just hats nobody will give a shit. Just give me my fatass demon who lets me backdoor with my entire team
sorry fixed it for you

>>278686658
I can open it will post results
probably will be full of ERROR models

this leak could be the perfect excuse for gaben to delay hl3

>>278686908
TY Based anon.

wurks for me !!!

OP YOU FAGGOT STOP WASTING TIME AND LEAK SHIT ALREADY

NOT DOTA 2 SHIT
IMPORTANT SHIT

>OP finds a link to valve's secret stuff
>uses it to leak assfaggots characters
every time

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>>278687016
Spaghetti plz go.

>>278687162
this
why are you fags leaking some free to play shit
there's more important stuff to look for here

OP leak the Source 2 documentation shit already.

>>278687162
>implying he leaks anything
>implying it isn't either lostboy.exe or a viral marketeer

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>>278686823

I'll do something with it.

This is what I've gotten so far.

>>278687247
This.
OP don't be a pussy faggot, we want that doc, not ASSFAGGOTS shit.

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>>278687045
>valve
>having important shit
The best you will find is the new hat design

>>278686993
bad news, it shits out loadsof errors when trying to decompile it, I will try to load it with editor

>I got access to all this shit!
>Here's a text file and a hex edited bsp that won't open
>I'm not even going to snapshot any internal PDFs or anything
zzz

>>278687301
Oh shit, guess I'll have to clear some space on my seedbox
Looking forward to what you can share

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>gain access to the holy grail of video games
>yeah let's leak dota 2 characters we'll have in a year at most

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OP

SORT BY DATE UPDATED
FIND IMPORTANT SHIT THAT ISN'T DOTA

>>278687301
buy a seedbox and start

>>278687162
>>278687245
>hurr assfaggots are gay

you clearly don't belong here

> This is just a shifty Watch Dogs 2 marketing stunt

>>278681952
What point are you trying to make.

I JUST TOLD GABE.
HAVE A NICE LIFE OP

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>>278687301
>yfw it is actually legit

i seriously hope that this shit is real
i need new shit from good ol gaben
not just steam and hats
i want geims

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>>278687401
>gain access to the holy grail of video games

>implying any of this shit is actually real

Stop being such a gullible idiot.

The last time someone got into Valve's shit they made him a fake job offer and then he got sent to prison when they found him.

dont click virus !!!!

lmfao hes so mad hes tellnig me to delete my posts??

Hey OP, can you potentially post us the download links to the 2012 2013 and 2014 release date files? would help reaffirm a bit about these files.

>valve stores important company data on sharefile
Sure they do, OP

>>278687567
really? Is there a news article or soemthin on that?

>>278687395
Also if you want a box to upload to I can give you an FTP, mail me at [email protected]
Once it's upped I'll make a torrent and seed it for you with the 1Gbit box

Why can't something like this really happen? You know the OP is going to disappear soon

>>278687658
Look at the HL2 leak info on wikipedia

>>278687658
Google it you lazy shit.

>>278687567
>steal some big shit from valve
>"Hey anon! that was totally cool!"
>"Thanks"
>"Why don't you come here and take this JOB OFFER *wink wink*"
>"Totally! I'd just stole from you the biggest thing ever happened in videogame history, that should suffice!"

That guy deserved it

>>278687553
I'm assuming it's true because I have weak evidence it is that hasn't been posted in this thread

>>278687658
The basis is: if you're outside of the US, you're untouchable unless you go there

>>278687759
I don't get that webm.

>>278687567
Bullshit, he got lucky getting stopped by the german police.

Few years after he wrote a blog about it and now is working for a security company.

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hold on guys im decrypting the code !!!

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>>278687658
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-02-21-the-boy-who-stole-half-life-2-article

>>278687567
>>278687758
top kek

The source 2 documentation folder is a bunch of shit like this, if you know what to do with it, have fun

https://valvesoftware.sharefile.com/d/s36d475e6be84ad5b

>>278687759
>>278687890
Why do you keep spamming speedrun shit?

>>278687882
>Expecting logic from the autists that watch that shit

>>278687890
that is fake .... right? Is just someone making stupid faces.... right?

so about that map posted here earlier
>cannot decompile it, shits out errors
>is not recognized in dota 2 authoring tools, cannot be opened
>normal dota 2 crashes without error when this map is loaded

>>278688003
holy shit it's real

do what I said, OP, sort main folders by date updated and go backwards looking for interesting stuff
they're not going to put HL3 stuff in the HL3 folder because they're not retarded

>>278687658
open wide
>Half-Life 2 was merely a rumor until a strong impression at E3 in May 2003, where it won several awards for best in show. Originally slated for release in September 2003, the game was delayed in the wake of the cracking of Valve's internal network.The network was accessed through a null session connection to Tangis which was hosted in Valve's network and a subsequent upload of an ASP shell, resulting in the leak of the game's source code and many other files including maps, models and a playable early version of Half-Life 2 and Counter-Strike Source in early September 2003. On October 2, 2003, Valve CEO Gabe Newell publicly explained in the Halflife2.net (now ValveTime.net) forums the events that Valve experienced around the time of the leak, and requested users to track down the perpetrators if possible.

>In June 2004, Valve Software announced in a press release that the FBI had arrested several people suspected of involvement in the source code leak. Valve claimed the game had been leaked by a German black-hat hacker named Axel "Ago" Gembe. After the leak, Gembe had contacted Newell through e-mail (also providing an unreleased document planning the E3 events). Newell kept corresponding with Gembe, and Gembe was led into believing that Valve wanted to employ him as an in-house security auditor. He was to be offered a flight to the USA and was to be arrested on arrival by the FBI. When the German government became aware of the plan, Gembe was arrested in Germany instead, and put on trial for the leak as well as other computer crimes in November 2006, such as the creation of Agobot, a highly successful trojan which harvested users' data.

>>278688072

works fine for me

>>278688003
>khj extension
uh

okay this thread is bogus

>>278688003
wtf, that's a VBSP file?

>>278688142
>implying

>>278688003
What's .khj? Can't find any info...maybe an internal format that compiles to help files?

Even if this is real, don't you think they'd up the security on their personal files after the HL2 Beta was leaked? Their shit's probably all encrypted

>>278682494
And why do you think steam has such a bad reputation with customer support? Not to mention all the shitty games that get on the service. They are a pretty small company compared to other devs. They outsource a lot of game design to other developers. CS:GO was developed by Hidden Path before Valve had to take it back to fix it.

I clicked the links, am I in trouble?

>>278688003
>>278688169
>VBSP
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/VBSP

works fine for me !!!!!

>>278688306
gaben will soon be on your door

>>278688041
Pretty sure he has tourettes.

Making those weird spasms is his tick.

>>278679959
>valve corporation
>corporation

ok

>>278688003
This is literally just a renamed BSP file.

Because that would totally belong in the documentation. Fuck off OP.

>>278688306

shouldn't be, this shit is openly downloadable as long as you have the link which is an issue with the website. don't think any of us will wind up in trouble for it except for the patient zero (i.e. OP) I would think.

>>278688438

works fine for me dumass

>>278688450
are you positive or are you just telling me to assure yourself?

>>278688429
>valve corporation

that's been their name for a while now

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>>278688450
works fine 4 me !!!!!

>Baaaaaawwwwwwww wbhy is op posting things about the only thing valve does that has any value to it :((((((((((((((((( post hl3 omg!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing

>>278683862
I remember. I would think its the same guy

>sharefile.com
>Protect data with state-of-the-art encryption
>state-of-the-art encryption

Go home folks

>>278688519

well considering the vbsp shit that just happened with the upload its possible this shit isnt even real, and everything I said was basically as far as my understanding goes.

>>278687445
None, because he's a faggot.

>>278679821
Valve uses Perforce and they have used Git for public releases. They aren't going to use sharefile dot com lmao

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fake thanks dilldog

>>278688631
Fuck off retard.

>>278688589
>>278688504
>>278688346
>>278688142
Here's your reply.

Why did everyone just stop posting?

OP, is there any TF2 stuff in there?

>>278679959
It would be suicide for Valve if these release dates are true.

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>>278679821
>sharefile

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>Valve leak
>it's just shit for an ASSFSGGOTS nobody cares about

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>>278689298
>Most played Steam game
>nobody cares

>>278689259
>2015
>STILL PLAYING TF2

>>278689415
Nobody with actual taste, yes.

did fbi kill the people in this thread?
why the sudden silence?

>>278689415
Brazilians and Russians

>>278689532

*grips trilby*

>>278689532
as foul tasted as your opinion is, I respect your opinion.

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>>278689470
It's still fun, just really, really cluttered with hats.

Besides, I'm more curious about the comic than anything else.

rip in piece sniper ;_;

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>hai guyse pls donloade my legitto files pls :) promise is no virus xDDDD
(NOOOT XPPPPP)

Don't feel sad for the faggots that download this lostboy

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>This whole thtead

>>278689604
>CSGO: russians and swedes
>TF2: bronies and kids
>Portal 2: gamer gurls

valve is shit

>>278689659
>text files
>virus
moron

Why the fuck would Valve not have their own file server?

>>278682187
obviously a game designed around the half life 2 strider

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>>278689621
>>278689625
>Supporting ASSFAGGOTS

I think we know who the real fags are here.

>>278689779
You can mask a .text as an .exe retard

>>278689779
>hiding files inside a .txt

IS LIKE SUB7 AGAIN GUYZ

>>278689903
>I don't know what ASSFAGGOTS are, but I parrot around what /v/ tells me

>>278689597
People voluntarily stopped posting after immediately realising the OP is full of shit.

>>278689993
>Aeon of Strife Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides

>implying DOTA and LoL aren't exactly this

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>I actually like and play MOBAs

literally the halo of strategy games

>>278690076
>comparing Dota to LoL
you just confirmed his point

>>278690009
But the poster count keeps going up. Why is there only 2 new posts per minutes now?

>>278689892
This.

>thinking Valve is collectively stupid enough to put sensitive data on a public fileshare site

These aren't air-headed American celebs we're talking about, this is Valve.

what a garbage board

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>>278690095
>I love baiting on an anonymous image board

>>278690281
thanks for the reply :)

>>278690243
valve makes stupid decisions all the fucking time. they listen to their fanbase too much to the detriment of their games.

DELETE THIS

>>278690076

Exactly.

>I don't know what ASSFAGGOTS are, but I parrot around what /v/ tells me

At least you're honest

whats with all this shitposting, why is /v/ is so bad

>>278690243
>this much fedora in one post

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https://archive.moe/v/thread/226110824/

lol

>>278690492
willy_wonka_you_must_be_new_here.jpg

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>falling for lostboy

Might aswell just open this picture instead.

GUYS I FOUND THE DEDICATED SERVER HOSTING CLIENT FOR CUSTOM GAMES

IT FUCKING WORKS THIS IS HUGE

https://valvesoftware.sharefile.com/download.aspx?id=s2a1ab01f7f249099

>inb4 dolphin porn

>>278690492
/v/ was infested by /b/ since 2008
Reddit came in 2011 and then Neogaf arrived in 2013, if you still browse /v/ in 2015 unironically then you are stupid.

>>278690661
lool!!! XDD good job bro!!! nice one! congratulations!!!!

>No HL3

>>278690756
fuck, thanks for giving me a virus

>>278690756
Oh shit wtf, I thought it was a virus at first but it works. WTF!

>>278690817
This is mah favrite maymay.

>>278690863
>thanks brah :p

>>278690756
there we go, OP finally tries to build his own botnet

hacked by dicksquad

>>278688132
>tfw you were discussing InfoSec policies with a VALVe employee fairly recently

Shit, I can't believe I forgot about that stuff. Makes sense why they were so dodgy about that stuff.

>>278690756
OMG THANK YOU IT WORKS!!!!!!

At first I thought it was a virus but I ran in sandboxie and it all seems ok, lol this is funny as fuck :O

Are you guys fucking kidding?

That site was literally made by /v/.

>>278690756

oh shit this actually works

anyone want to play pudge wars?

>>278690513
delete this

So i just got OP's IP, i sure hope you got a 16-Core with a Ten Meg Pip and a strong softwall on tour PC kiddo, you're finished now
Beware of The Lizard King

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>>278690756
T-thanks steam leaker-kun
n-now I can have friends when I show off my dota hype

>>278690756
0.4mb exe
what could go wrong?

>>278691415

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR MOM

>>278679821
Valve doesn't set release dates you retarded fuck. The "it's done when it's ready" isn't so popular for nothing.

>>278679959
>Frost Wyvern - Frostivus 2015 Day 3
>when WW was hinted in Shifting Snows
>and has his particles finished

hello??

>>278691509
Im DDOSing you as we speak retard, not so big now, are you?

>>278690756
Hosting a game right now

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>ASSFAGGOTS

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>>278691769
hi

>>278691769
DELETE THIS

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Gaben here, I contacted moot and got all of you guys IP addresses

Contacting the FBI right now

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I-is this an e-epic thread? Like you cool kids s-say?

>>278690756

works for me

does anyone know if footmen frenzy was ported to dota yet

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>>278690756
I HAVE FOUND OPS EMAIL I HAVE HIM GET HIM BOIS [email protected]

>>278692097
*raises paw*

go away

>>278690756
guise, I downloaded it, ran it and nothing happened

am I fucked now?

>>278692097
I think so man

omfg its famous internet prankster stgggs the golden child of /v/!!

>>278692150
<:3

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>>278690756
>0.41 MB

>>278691807

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA STILL UR MOM NIGGER

did the kids just get out of school now?

>>278690756

guys i'm going to host a server for pudge wars, if anyone wants to play, join the dota 2 chat channel "pudgewars"

>>278692505
There's still on winter break.

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>>278691769
Hello?

Dota isn't a MOBA or ASSFAGGOT, it's an ARTS.

>>278691630
pit lord has been finished and playable since last year and he's still not released

>people believing this shit

>>278692880
More like a farts LMAOHAHAHAHA

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OK BOYS NEW UPDATE ***HOT PRESS*** THEY FOUND A NEW GLITCH/EXPOILT TO GIVE YOU ACCESS TO ALL ITEMS IN DOTA 2 HERE'S THE EXE TO START THE MEMES ALL WORKING

https://valvesoftware.sharefile.com/d/s7bbf13444ed4b618

>>278693160

works for me

>>278684094
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>278693160
>7 kB exe

>>278692880
Do not sully the name of RTS with that 4-skill, 1-hero shit.

>>278693160

works for me

>>278693160
thanks anon, my account just got keylogged and my inventory got cleaned.

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>>278693160
o-oh anon-kun how can you make me even more proud of you. n-now I can use these expensive skins and get some hot e-gf's with my top tier high exclusive skins

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>>278693279
>4-skill, 1-hero shit
clearly you don't play Dota

>>278693346

>account
>keylogged

>>278693486
that's how intense the virus was

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>>278693160
IT FUCKING WORKED!!!
*****BASED OP*****

>>278693471
Oh boy, Meepo and Invoker having more skills than average.

Congrats on having literally TWO heros out of 100+ that require some actual skill.

>>278688257
Here's youre reply, I see you have none.

>>278691886
>>278693258

>>278693160
Thanks OP!

>>278693681
>Earth Spirit
>Naga Siren
>Nature's Prophet
>Chen
>Visage
>etc

congrats on being retarded

>>278693827
Never said you can't like it.

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>>278693160
And there you fucked up, op, nobody will believe this shit.

>>278693160
works for me

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>>278693681
>implying
Enjoy your dead genre, nerd.

>>278693160
I ran the program and nothing happened?

>>278693967
works for me

>>278694047
oh, something happened alright

>>278693967
works for me

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>this thread

>>278693967
works for me

>>278693681
pretty epic dude, where can I sub to your blog about elo hell?

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>>278694047
HAH, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW

>>278693967
but it works for me

>>278682716
speed ran so fast he double posted. 1 FRAMES

Can you get info on the users? Can you find out the identity of Icefrog?

>3 heroes all year
I really hope that this list isn't complete and they'll release some new heroes somewhere inbetween. I mean not even Valve can be this lazy, right?

>>278693160
can someone decompile this to see what OP is trying to do here?

>>278694385
his identity is not a secret anymore, there are pictures of him online.

>>278694385
see
>>278681703

>>278693160
THANKS TO YOU MY COMPUTER CRASHED!!!! WTF MAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! I HAD FUCKING 3 HOURS OF UNSAVED ESSAYS ON MY PC AND YOU FUCKING DELETED IT ALL I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU WHEN I FOUND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOW YOURSELF I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!! TELL US WHO YOU ARE OP SO I CAN FUCKING DOX YOU AND KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THEN RAPE YOU THEN BEAT YOU UP MORE! I AM FUCKING LIVID RIGHT NOW YOU CUNT I HOPE THAT YOU FUCKING CHOCK ON YOUR PIZZA ROLLS YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT! DIEIDIEIDEI CANCER FAGTOTO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>278694047
you can't be serious

>>278690756
It worked good thanks op

>>278685062
You dun goofed

>>278693967
works for me

>>278694216
>>278694328
>>278694749
fuck, is this a virus or something?

I don't want to fuck up my new PC, I just built it 2 weeks ago (GTX 970, i7, etc)

>>278694047
you need to delete system32 for it to work faster. system32 is a resource hog. :^D

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>>278694731
What did you expect you untfuntgöbler.

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>>278693741

>>278694424
>you really believe this garbage
not saying that's something valve wouldn't do but this is obviously fake buddy

>>278694731

works for me

>>278694923
Not a Virus but let's just say you don't have to worry about Chrome being the primary botnet on your PC now.

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>lostboy.exe the thread

>>278694731
OP here, did you run it in admin? If you don't then it BSoD your pc for some reason, I forgot to mention... oops

>>278688715
>>278688003
>>278688169
in case you hadn't realized this is a joke, Source 2 replaces vmf with vmap and bsp with vmap_c so there's no point in having a bsp in documentation

>>278693160
Ok what the fuck is this garbage? I ran it and then I ran dota 2 and I don't see any items in my inventory?
Maybe its a bug on my part, I'm re-installing the game now.