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http://static.best-ever.org/wads/m12-hdoom-techdemo6b.pk3

ITS OUT DOWNLOAD IT
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>>278576140
>VN framework has been greatly enhanced, which will soon allow for much more advanced VN capabilities

What?
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For dum dums:

Get gzDoom here
http://www.osnanet.de/c.oelckers/gzdoom/download.html

extract, drag and drop the pk3 file onto the exe.
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Oh cool a new Doom mod I wonder what it's li-
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>>278576381
>doom VN
I like where this is going.
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someone stream it so I can fap then report you
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>>278576739
After you finish your middle school homework
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what is the best graphic settings for doom?
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>>278577407
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>>278577407
YES
YES
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>>278577407
more, I need webms and shit
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>>278576471
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>>278578414

>not having doom installed.
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>>278578414

I got the same error. Can anyone tell me if it matters which iwad I use, or does this game only work with a specific one?
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>>278578549

I'm using ultimate doom.
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>>278578418

>Super shotkun
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Is it possible to rip and tear the Cyberdemon?
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MORDETH WHEN
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W
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>I'm going to be fapping to a 21 year old game tonight
Welp
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>>278577407

WHY CAN'T OTHER GAMES BE THIS GOOD AT MAKING REFERENCES
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http://freedoom.github.io/index.html

If you don't have doom use this, supposedly there's a cum button but i don't know how to set it.
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>seeing some gameplay videos of HDOOM
>all the sexual acts expose more Doomguy than demon sluts.
Eh...
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New to DOOM mods, which port should I use

Zandronum or ZDOOM?
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>>278579485
>not wanting to fap to a guy that runs at almost 60mph without tiring

gayyyyyyyy
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>>278579383
Anon, I already saw a chinese comic porn where a guy fucks/rub his dick on the back of the knee.
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I get

Script error, "mapinfo.txt" line 4:
Bad syntax
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>New H-Doom out

Thank you OP.
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Help me, I'm fucking retarded.

How do I get this to work
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>>278579463
The button does fucking nothing as far as I can tell
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>>278580454
Make sure it's a scene that currently has an orgasm animation in it.
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>>278580454
Nevermind, I'm retarded apparently
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whats the button?
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>>278580924
You gotta bind it in Customize Controls, Anon.
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does this work with a 360 controller?
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>>278576140
>those new key controls
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The developer says that Zandronum is better and that GZdoom might have errors.

To all anons having problems try Zandronum.
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>>278578418

>Super shotkun
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>>278581440
To be fair, it should work fine now for GZDoom now that we got a second coder cleaning stuff up.

I do know that the latest GZDoom has a fucking retarded renderer though, so Zandro 2.0 might be the way to go.


(make sure it's Zandro 2.0, it doesn't work on 1.x)
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>>278576140

Anon I can't install this on a family machine! Post webms tomorrow
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>>278580354
Drag the file onto whatever Doom sourceport exe you have
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>>278578418

yeah okay fuck this I'm downloading it.


I can't live in a world where this exists and not play it.
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>>278578534

where do i get doom
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>>278578418
>super shotkun
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post weeb ums
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>>278582170

steam :)
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>>278582170
>he doesn't know
Looks like you're doomed.
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>>278582170
look up freedoom if you don't have/can't get Doom. H-Doom's been updated to work with Freedoom
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>>278577407
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>>278582441
>>278582562

>was gonna buy it to support it
>passive aggressive dicks

fine. I don't want to play this shitty /pol/ game anyway.
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>>278582836
The funny thing is, none of that money would go to the people who made it anyways.
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>>278582836
>shitty /pol/ game
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>>278578414
just use ZDL you spaz
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>>278577407
Oh shit, how do I get to her?
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I'm getting pic related when I try to launch hdoom with Zandronum with Freedoom as the base. Any help?
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>>278583008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=614akDkzvtE
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>>278577407
SHE HAS HUGE GUTS
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is there gay shit in it?
because if there isn't I'm not gonna bother
I'll try it anyways but pls let there be gay stuff
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>>278576140
What does the H stand for?!

>>278577407
>>278578418
O-oh.
Don't know what I was expecting, though.
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>>278583080
As said in the picture in the OP post, make sure you use the Zandro 2.0 devbuild. You can download it from Zandronum's download page.
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>>278583168
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>>278577407
>>278578418
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Can someone post the "So you want to play some fucking Doom" picture?
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GOTY 2015
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boring
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How do you do the VN shit?

Is it just for specific demons?
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>>278583601

Carmack would be proud.
I wonder if he played anything of this?
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>>278584080
tweet him

he might laugh a bit
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How the fuck do I enable GZDoom to aim up and down with the mouse
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>>278584313
gameplay options i think.
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>>278584313

Options->Mouse Options->Always Mouselook
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>>278584068
It's only available on the test map "A Lady's Chambers".
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>>278584429
Nope, customize controls, but it doesn't allow to bind it to the mouse
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I have free doom what do i do next
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How do I play this file?
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>>278584713
>>278584719
there's "no spoonfeeding" and then there's not doing any research whatsoever

i didn't know how to do jack shit and I figured it out, come the fuck on
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I don't know how to feel about this.
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Any way to window this?
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>>278584213
>carmack
>acting like a human
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>>278585154
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I tried Doom a couple times, but man, I can't get into how you can't use the mouse to manipulate the camera. Would be great if they just made the game as it was and changed the control scheme to wasd/mouse
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>>278583601
What map is that?
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>>278585380

It's a tech demo
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>>278585380
It's just a test map.
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How do I play in windowed mode?
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Do you actually fuck anything?
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can i actually masturbate to this or is it more of a joke map
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>>278585454
Are you for real right now?
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They should just call it meme doom lol
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>>278585383
>I am losing control of my faculties
10/10
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>>278585716
>can i actually masturbate to this
depends on you, but I'd guess so if you are an average 4chan user
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>>278585380
>push switches
>defeat enemies
>fuck them
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>>278585454
Get zdoom.
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>>278585791
Yes. I've downloaded DOom/Doom 2 on a whim and having to use the arrow keys was just so archaic.
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>>278585383

post "goin down to Chinatown!"
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Fuck yes, it finally updated!
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>>278585380
>Descartes on the wall
>*unf indicating pls no*

Shit, I have to try that out.
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>>278585913
Faggot.

Just get Gzdoom and enable freelook and disable autoaim (autoaim on the y axis).

No jumping or crouching for original episodes.
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>>278583115
>fucking Navras starts

I lose it everytiem
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>>278585380
If I ever have a sex dungeon I would like to adorn its walls with pictures of Descartes like that.
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>>278586139
Why? I never got the link between some old painter? philosopher? and "the dick".
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this has me curious, what are some good doom mods?
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>>278586254
it's a story, greentext story
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"You cannot -file with the shareware version. Please register."

The fuck does that even mean
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>>278586362
Wasn't it a guy on a forum who kept telling people to give girls the dick and had Descartes as his avatar?
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>>278586254

It's due to this one crazy motherfucker on a porn site. He used Descartes as his avatar, along with the uncanny knack of posting a comment on every single porn video he watched. Those posts include "give her the dick", among dozens of others.
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>>278586495
go to /vr/ and find doom thread, they have a download of every single game made in the doom engine
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>>278586495
You have to send a letter to id software saying you want the full version of Doom. They'll mail it to you on a 3.5" floppy.
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Is this supposed to have sound or did I fuck something up?
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>>278586495
Stop using the demo version of Doom.
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>>278585383
I love these stories of Carmac and Romero doing silly shit.
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>>278583115

>SHREK YOUR SUPER SHOTGUN PRIVILEGE
>an army of shreks

I love this mod.
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>The demons don't rape you
9/10, it's ok
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>>278586254
dozens of porn comments from some guy that used that portait as an avatar
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>tfw you will never be fucked by doomguy
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>>278583115

what are you doing in my swamp
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>>278585454
>grew up playing doom without the mouse
>played half life 1 without mouse
>tried to play cs 1.3 with only keyboard but I needed to change from arrows to wasd to be able to jump duck and turn at the same time
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>>278583808
>>278586351
There's an updated version in the works, but here's the current one.
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>>278585383
Post the Battle Axe one.
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>>278586503
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The man who does it for free is actively attacking this thread while there's a fucking feminism/GG thread active.
Good job hothead.
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>>278586667
BATTLE-AXE! BATTLE-AXE!
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>>278586667
4u
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What button do you sex with?
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>>278586891
Could you link me it?
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>>278586782
Remember the time Reddit got this guy fired?
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>>278583115
>the niggers throw basketballs and drop KFC

This mod is just so fucking rad
Damn I miss /pol/
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>>278586928
bestofbros
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>>278587037
space
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>>278585383
>>278586928
What are these from? I'd like to read more of this.
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>>278587235
Masters of Doom.
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Best download I've done in a while
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>>278586696
OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS
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>>278587248
Thanks.
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>using Zandronum
>Script error, "m12-hdoom-techdemo6b.pk3:decorate/maps.txt" line 24:
"activation" is an unknown actor property
Well, at least gzdoom works. A bit bugged, though.
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>>278576140
Yeah, Mike12 paid attention to detail and is replacing a lot of the decorations with H equivalents.

>impaled human is pole dancing demon
>pile of condoms
>discarded clothes

And the new VN system is working out nicely. Good work man.
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>>278586928

>you will never work at id software during the development of DOOM
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>>278587037
Check the READ THIS screen in the main menu.

I'd screenshot it because it's pretty nifty but GZDoom refuses to cooperate
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I tried Doom once, true story. Too hard. And I'm not any pussy ass gamer, I've beaten every Halo on Legendary. Of course those were all on xbox/360 and not on the ComputerPC
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>>278587101
Thanks Blizzard.
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>>278587057

Here

>>>278584078
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>>278587471
hold alt and press prntscrn, paste into mspaint
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post webms, i can't into doom
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>>278587681
I tried that at first, all I get is the title card. Oh well, another curse of the dual monitor setup I guess
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>>278587469

Be thankful, while the funny stories may seem worth it the sleepless nights and hard-as-fuck actual work would be hell to everyone.
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is there a way to always get the sex window?

i really just want a brothel level or something.

the gifs someone uploaded to sadpanda awhile back were shitty, but having to kill 40 enemies before i get the sex chance ruins my boner.
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>>278587921

I'm pretty sure that even if the stories aren't worth it then the sheer amount of dosh they made off DOOM would have been. Or at the very least, being able to say you were part of one of the most important games ever made.
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>>278585687
as far as I played right now, you fuck 3 different colours of impses, demon, hell knight and baron of hell

all guns are changed to sperm-related ammunition

and how exactly can I get the animation everytime I kill someone? it took me a while to finally fuck a imp
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>>278587679

Thanks m8.
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>>278586928
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I'm scared to know what they made the omnibus look like in this.
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>>278587924
>not knowing how to edge

git gud
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>>278588081
>Sperm related ammunition

No, they are waterguns, or an ice maker for the plasma gun.
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>>278587546
>Doom
>too hard
>not any pussy ass gamer
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>>278587924
>i really just want a brothel level or something.
There is one, it is the last episode (>>278585380).
Active switches, get bitches wet with your water guns, fuck them.
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>>278586928
>"Battle-ax! Battle-ax! Battle-ax!"
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How do I get this to run with Brutal Doom?
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>>278586782
I always imagined the people who comments on porn videos are the worst people imaginable

how do you stoop to that level?
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>>278588396
that posts dead.

do you mean the the lady's chamber thing?

last time i played this there werent this many episodes to choose from, so iwas going to just work my way through them in hope. if that's already there now that's great.
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>>278588234
This is all the work he's shown on it so far.
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>>278583115
everything from the "IT'S HAPPENING" stage is pure fucking gold
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>>278588265
you just made the mod 21% less funny
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>>278586853
Much obliged, anon.
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>>278588510
That wouldn't be very sexy. That wouldn't be very sexy at all.
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>>278588614
Why does it look like Lightning?
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>>278587546
>I'm not any pussy ass gamer, I've beaten some silly console shooters on "babby's first e-penis hard-on" difficulty
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>I'll go fetch the strap-on and the lubricant. It's a little big, but I think I'll fit nicely if we break you in a little...
Yus.
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>>278588510
>sex animation
>blood flying everywhere

this is someones fetish
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>>278588081
I think it's random. But it's pretty recurring for me.
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>>278579779
>>278579383
pretty sure it originates in Ally McBeal and later in Family Guy
in the former, one of the partners of the law firm knows of a secret G spot on the back of the knee
in the latter, Quagmire talks about discovering that women have a fourth hole and later points out where: the back of the knee
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this is all i know of doom
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does it run properly on GZDoom 1.9? I tried it a bit right now but only a few monsters are "fuckable" and there's nothing changed on the scenario
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>>278576140
I-I've never played Doom.

Is this a good place to start?
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Keep getting this error, what am I doing wrong?
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>>278588782
This. Doom guy is a pussy.
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>>278588826
Oh god, don't start..
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>>278576140
downloading
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>>278588892
Read the OP image maybe?
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>>278587546
Master Bait
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>>278583115
>that HAPPENING
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>>278588826
>lowest difficulty setting
>they clamour for a way to skip combat in games

So, everyone wants to be the straight white male?
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>>278583601
>>278587792
mods confirmed heretical xeno-lovers
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>>278588556
apparently he was doxed and is a fairly well liked university proffessor, he nuked the account once he realized he got doxed tho
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>>278588614
I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>278583115
edgy
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>>278582836
>supporting the current IP owners of a 20 year old game after numerous property rights exchanges
for that matter >supporting Zenimax
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>>278586928
These are great, but the writing is really shitty.
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how do you get to the test map?
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>>278577407
lol memes :^)
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>>278576140
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>>278589265
lel shitposting >>>/a/
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>>278589505
All your favorite dank memes are on >>>/a/
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>>278588376
>>278588769
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>>278589142
thats really the point, anon
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>>278586853
As someone who is relatively dumb when it comes to doom mods. Is there any way to use the metroid-dreadnought with custom level packs like Equinox?

I really like the metroid-dreadnought mod but I already played doom and doom2 to death.
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>>278589703
In that case i will redirect you to >>>/vg/
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>>278589703
are you sure you wanna do this? do you really want to be the guy that associated that lovely comic with dank memes and reddit? think about that before posting
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>>278589827
nonononononononononon
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The game wont let me pick up the shotgun, what do I do?
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>>278589871
>that lovely comic

you are already reddit anon
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>>278587921
>Be thankful, while the funny stories may seem worth it the sleepless nights and hard-as-fuck actual work would be hell to everyone.
I work sleepless nights already and nobody rescues me from a closet with a battle-ax. Pretty sure I'd prefer to be working on DOOM.
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>>278590006
I don't think you're supposed to be able to. It's just a tech demo map.
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>>278590006
idkfa
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This thread has really enlightened me as to how helpless /v/ is when it comes to technology.
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>>278589916
Do you get paid for shitposting?
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>weapons at start
>dart gun
>pillow

this is okay
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>>278590332
I thought it was a squirt gun
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>>278590332
>Rocket Launcher doesn't shoot dragon dildos.
It can be improved.
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>>278589098
Just goes to show that no matter how well you think you know someone, you don't truly know them unless you've seen their internet history.
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post more screenshots
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>>278589085
Why aren't the Cacodemons sexy?
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>>278590332
>mfw seeing the chainsaw

Exactly what I had hoped for.
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>>278590684
They're not done yet.
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>>278590768
they confirmed that they will do all the monsters?
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>>278589824
Use ZDL, ZDoom Launcher.
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Can you play Doom with a controller on PC easily enough?


I want to check out that Metroid thing and now this.
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>>278590987
Yes but you'd be literally retarded to.
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A BRONY WEARING FLIP FLOPS OWNS A TWO GORILLION DOLLAR COMPANY.

Let that sink in.
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>>278591049
I played through both Dooms on 360 well enough.
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>>278591157
Who?
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there should be a cheat to force the demons into wanting the D instead of it being random
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>>278590684
What do you mean they aren't.
Check your privilege.
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I would download this in a heartbeat if there's ultraviolence.
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>>278591501
not worth it. The package is like fucking hundredfs of megabytes of stolen, badly-slapped together shit. And the 'game' itself is like 20 wad/pk3 files that you have to load up.
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I'm using Zandorum 2.0

mouse doesn't work, even though its enabled

?
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>>278583115
god damn this is fucking perfect
>that happening
my sides are literally hurting
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>>278583115
Y'know I'm kinda sad /pol/'s gone. They shitposted in other boards all the time, sure, but they still did some fun shit every now and then.
Ah well.
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>keep killing them before I can fuck them

welp
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>>278591792
Overkill is more likely to trigger the fuckable state
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>>278591653
works on my machine :)
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why has no1 spoon fed /v/ yet as usual, uploading a set of files ready for use. come on guys are you even trying to help.
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>>278591948
Well, whenever I attack them, they go into that heart-state for a seconds then drop to the floor.
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How do I respawn when I die?
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>>278591318
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>>278592024
Do it yourself, you lazy twat.
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>>278592024
literally suck my cock, dude.
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>>278586928
>that description of Romero playing the game, yelling obscenities constantly and smashing shit everywhere

I wish I could play like he did.

>>278592108
kek
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>>278592024
I'll do it
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>>278586853
>that Eric Harris level

and he was 4 weeks from graduating too
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>>278591731
lol /pol/ will be fine. the only real issues are that fucking wordfilter

as long as there are Happenings there will be /pol/

no amount of librul butthurt can stop the Happening, so they can't stop /pol/.
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>>278591792

I've been getting a pretty high fuck-rate by just using idkfa and killing them with the higher-tier weapons.
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>>278592024
>>>/a/
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>>278592098
Give it time, you'll get more fuckable enemies than you know what to do with soon.
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>>278589703

My favorite meme is the ironic use of "le"
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>>278576140
>See a tumblr post
>"oh boy here we go"
>read it
>OH BOY, HERE WE GO
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>>278592329
It did it when I died once and it's not doing it again
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>No visible cumming in mouth or creampie.
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What gives eroge the appeal to bring the masses together instead of shit talking and trolling constantly?
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>>278592886
Theres one where you lift the girl on your cock and cum in her
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>>278590283
Is it any surprise when you've got posters like this?
>>278587679
>>278586891
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>>278591501

What is the deal with that game? I remember seeing the trailer and being confused as fuck.
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>>278593012
Through dick, unity.
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Pro tip: You can shoot your gun while you shoot inside them.

And you're invincible the entire time.
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>>278593012
through dick, unity
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>>278591731
>They shitposted in other boards all the time
I know it might be hard to believe, you being new and all, but anons always posted like /pol/ even before /pol/ existed.
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>>278593012

Maybe you should go back to the taiwanese boards if you can't handle some shit talking
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>>278592114
>oculus yiffed guy.jpg
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>>278593012
United through dick.
Through dick, unity.
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>>278588658
Everyone who uses this image is a fucking faggot.
"WAHHH WAHHH YOU RUINED A THING!!!!"
Fuck off.
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>>278592886
you got to bind the "instant cum" key
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Question guys

Is there any possible way to play Doom on Android? I mean, it's not possible that there isn't any zdoom ports and stuff.
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Why is this allowed
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>>278593012
Because anon, we're all united through dick. Through dick, unity.
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>>278593561
I would be really surprised if there isn't
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>>278577407
Someone post the comic
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Where is the sound?
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>>278593590
>getting BTFO like the CoD kid you are
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>got Wine 1.7 installed on Linux Mint
>got GZDoom, all required Doom .wads, and the .pk3
>can't drag and drop shit
help
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>>278576140
>it's out
oh shit, is it any good?
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honestly this looks fucking awful. Just look at
>>278591510

Do(es) the artist(s) ha(ve|s) any talent at all?
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>>278593590
GET CUCKED FAGGOT
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>>278593827
>there was an attempt
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>>278593827
That image wasn't drawn by anyone involved with HDoom. You tried, though.
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>>278592546
>gamedziner
>Doom is a good game.
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>>278593590
Holy shit that is gold
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>>278593827
>shitting on Oniontrain
He may be a hypocritical furfag but he's still based
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>>278592546
>Gamedziner
Love it.
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did someone already send this to romero/carmack?
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>fucking enemies doesn't heal you
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>>278593827
I dunno, I like Oniontrain's stuff
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>>278595396
Why would sex heal you?
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>>278595396
Grow a pair, pussy. Do you want your demon waifus to hold your guns, too?
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>>278595607
GTA lied to me once again!
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>>278579105
Hell yeah, its legal
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>>278595607
Monster sperm in your elf boipussy is what gives then such long lifespans.
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>>278595607
>Sex is an evil, damaging and corrupting act
>I've never heard of the term 'sexual healing'
Really anon?
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>>278579494
Gzdoom should work fine
Zandro is just a multiplayer port of gzdoom but is further behind in updates than gzdoom has
http://devbuilds.drdteam.org/
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Wait what. I though thats a bit of Doom and a VN. But all I get is doom with some sex sprites? Thats it?
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>>278595878
Sexual healing is just an expression anon, you're still tired and sweaty at the end of it.
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>>278593590
Heh.
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Anyone get a screenshot of chaingun man?
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>>278594668
l2read
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>>278596009
But it's a good work out both mentally and physically. It isn't just an expression alone, hell even sweating is good for your system.
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>>278595992
Go into the Lady's Bedchambers.

>>278596030
Thats what you get fool
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>>278577407
How far does this VN scene goÉ
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>>278596784
Jeah All i get there is a little talk with them and thats it?
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>see sexy cyberdemon at the menu screen
>summon cyberdemon
>mfw
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>>278596819
It's still being developed. We're working on a dialogue choice/choice memory thing as we speak

Most of the stuff in the test map is for testing integrating the CG into the pk3 and making sure everything works.
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>>278596819
Unf.

>>278596875
*Unfs in a confirming response*
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>>278595396
No, but you become invincible and able to still shoot enemies.
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>>278596995

>We're working on a dialogue choice/choice memory thing as we speak

My body is ready. Too bad this will take years to be done.
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>>278587430
Its funny how in making an NSFW mod for doom he's also going in and removing the violence since it would distract front the sex
A "family friendly" porn mod
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>>278597459
Not many people enjoy fucking corpses.

Besides the Chugworth Academy guy that is.
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>>278590885
Yes, the arch vile even has a plan in the works for de aging you and doing some /ss/ action
He's trying to complete the mod with ultimate doom then move to work on the doom 2 elements, though the hell Knight is already done since it was one of the first ideas
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>>278597960
Will there be co-op?
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>"UNF?"
>"UNF indicating pls no"
>"UNF indicating vast knowledge of sexual anatomy"
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>>278598086
Yes. Multiplayer is a bit hard to get working at the moment since we switched to Zan 2.0 (when most people are still using 1.x because 2.0 is still in public testing), but it can be made to work, and it'll be even easier when 2.0 gets out of testing.
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Any hidden things in the wad?
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>>278597459
I know right? Best thing ever.

Weapon/Ammo name changes when? Are the weapons final even?
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>>278598289
Will there be tag-team moves?
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post more webbums
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>>278598431
At some point, probably. I also want to do FMF threesomes.
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Music works but sound effects do not. What the fuck do I do?
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>>278598820
>shoot two imp bitches
>start fucking one rough and raw, she loves it
>the other one on the side sits there, masturbating, looking at us go at it
>she uses some of her last strength to move past her twitching legs and join in
>double blowjob

Yes.
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>>278598820
>/vr/ collectively playing HDoom multiplayer, participating in nightly demon gangbangs while they masturbate together
I have no idea how I should react to this.
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>>278599157
>people playing as monsters
>they start saying lewd things as they are fucked endlessly

I have no idea how I should react to this.
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>>278599157
You join in.
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>>278597890
I hope we get some sexy Zombie or something
It's a bit odd that all the zombies are replaced with imps. I mean i'm not complaining but eh.
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>>278599272
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>>278583115
I am so philosophically happy -- intrinsically satisfied with the human condition and state of existence of the modern world -- that this exists
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>>278598820
If you're looking for an idea for another map.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-pool
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>>278577407
Save me from this shitty western art, Japan.
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>>278599157
Wait, a server exists for H-DOOM? Wat
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>>278598820
How long do you think it Will be finished? I'm not rushing it or anything, just curiosity
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>>278599157
C-can I play as the girl with pink hair?
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>>278599961
I like it.

Who's the artist?
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>proper HDOOM
>MGQ:Paradox
This year will be a good year.
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>>278599961
It's good. Don't be a dick anon.
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>>278578418

I will now forever name the SS in Doom 2 as Super Shot-kun.
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>VN framework
>Super Shotkun
>Fucking your way through hell
Can't wait
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So what the fuck is actually happening in HDOOM, are you shooting water at the monster chicks since the ammo is water? why do some collapse on defeat and others get horny instead? What the hell is the pistol shooting?

why am I trying to make sense of a porn mod of some old ass game, fuck you I don't care, EXPLAIN.
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>>278600240
Ah, KleinVoimond. Can find the credits in the pk3.
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>>278591501

OBLADEE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FglVuYr0BJg
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>>278577407
This is not how arms and chests work.
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>>278599532
Jesus the character models in Silent Hill 3 are absurdly good.
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Here I was thinking the logo was hinting at HD Doom. Ah well.

Not that I'd really want a HD remake. It's perfect as is.
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>>278599272
We have joked about Human VS Monster TEAM FUCKMATCH

complete with an appropriate announcer addon
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>>278600703
Would the BFG be the Beta-Fag Guy then?
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>>278585383
>"R-Romero sempai! My faculties are moving on their own!"
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>>278597890
not many people enjoy fucking demons either, but here we are.
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>>278586928
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>>278601180
>not many people enjoy fucking demons either,

Illias, please.
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>>278600968
>Carmacks sex tips
>having a ferrari helps
Did he actually say that? This sounds like something he would say. Though Carmack strikes me as the type who doesn't give a fuck about sex.
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>Only 1 webm
>>278589085
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I'm retarded; How do i get over that green seaa of shit at the start? First level
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>>278601360
>Carmack the only one showing zero emotion.
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>>278596030
Wait, does it just fucking destroy you if you try to play H-Doom and Brutal Doom at the same time? That's fucking golden.
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>>278587546
Tell me this is copy pasta, please.
anyone.
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>>278600968
>>278601453

Reminds me of the last Doom thread I saw here.

>Him having sex with his wife
>"I am losing control of my ejaculate. Mmm."

Damn, I wish archives weren't down right now. I could fucking grab "DOWN LIKE CHINATOWN" over there and I don't have my bag of screen captures with me at the moment.
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>>278601453
He has a wife who looks like Romero.
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>>278601180
>not many people enjoy fucking demons
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>>278601670

And Romero's wife is sort of like a female Carmack.
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>>278601390
Sorry, I don't get the reference. I was just saying It's kinda stupid to say zombies aren't in it because zombies are a niche fetish when fucking demons is just as obscure.
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>>278601636
Mmm.
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>>278601513
He's not a robot, he's a real human bean.
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>>278601829
I thought it'd be pretty cool if they just made the zombies just female soldiers, have em wearing no helmet and with breasts hanging out of broken chestplates and all that, but I dunno. Probably easier to just have imps, but some more variety in the early maps would be nice.
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>>278601795
>>278601670
I was on the internet calling them out on their homolust for each other 16 years ago. Now I can finally say "I told you so" to a bunch of people who no longer give a shit.
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>>278602101
Aren't the zombies technically possessed and not actually corpses?
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>>278596057
It's just a red Imp
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>>278602237
Shit man, I have no idea about Doom lore and all that. It makes sense, since they're still able to use guns, but I dunno.
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>>278601909
>Carmack smiling
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>>278601865
>She's going down! Down to Chinatown!
Romero was 90s as fuck.
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>>278602127

We care, anon.
It was worth it.
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So. What am I supposed to do?
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>>278602237
possessed corpses
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>tfw never played any Doom games growing up and now I can say I've played both 1 and 2

except I was jacking it the entire time

I love you, internet. And you too, HDOOM porn developer person(s)
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>>278602338
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>>278602403
You play Doom, but the enemies are sexy and you can fuck them.

That's it, anon. It's sex and Doom, this is literally two of the best things.
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>>278602338
look at his shit eating grin
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>>278601865
>>278601909
>>278586928
What is this? Masters of doom?
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>>278602674
Yes.
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>>278602674
Yep.
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>>278601489
Please help i'm fucking retarded and too tired
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>>278602674
Yep
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>>278602338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFDD2mqCwY
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>>278602674

Mmm.
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>>278602798
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>>278602798

Are you playing Freedoom or something
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Does hdoom work on the bfg version of doom?
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Are there any other lewd games like this with fun gameplay and sex? I know of modded Skyrim being amazing but I'm too lazy to remod the game. Is there anything else like this? Running around, beating enemies, then fucking them? Preferably shooting or beat em ups?
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>follow /vr/'s guide
>still no sound
Well fuck this
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Is Ladychamber some betaplace or is there something more?
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>>278601520
You become brutally agitated.
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>>278603076
I am. Does that make a huge difference, other than the textures?

>>278603028
I did go there already, but It seems to just loop back to where I started.
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>>278603329
Seconding this question. Or other games that have porn mods/patches like this? it's pretty fun. besides elder scrolls shit.
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>>278603576
Gracias medico.
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>>278603576
UNF in a thankful response
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>>278599157
>>278599272
Hahahahaa, oh my god.
It's going to be fucking awful.
I cannot wait!
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>>278603576

POKE AND THRUST

YOU ARE TIGHT, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TIGHT HOLES
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>>278603562
Should be a switch that raises the water level down there.
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>>278603576
Why do these always look brown in my game when I bang em? they are red and look normal during combat but color gets all fucked up
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>>278603576
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>>278603576
10/10
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>>278603576
Thanks doomdoc
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>>278599157
Can...I really do this? is HDOOM multiplayer?
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>>278603810
Software mode a shit. Use OpenGL, it unfucks the colors.
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>>278603928
Earlier response seems like it multiplayer -can- be made to work, it'll get easier later on, and stuff will be incorporated specifically for it.
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>can't fuck the other soldier's corpses
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>>278603928
Yeah. Setting up Zan2.0 servers is a bit of a pain at the moment though because it's just a public dev build right now It's still doable though, and It'll be easier to host them when 2.0 comes out of testing.
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>Multiplayer Doom porn game

I arrived to the future.
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>>278604013
Is there a way to have open GL not fucking bomb my entire computer in a glare of bloom? the game does look better with open GL, but my entire PC gets affected, not just the doom game window
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>>278604269
>>278604193
>>278604013
>>278603928
>tfw I may actually be able to gangbang demon bitches with fellow perverts in my lifetime
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>>278588826
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>>278604269

You arrived to see everything die.
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>>278603576
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>>278604819

I arrived to fuck things before they die.
>>
ok months later and its still a shit demo

but now with portraits
>>
>alternate gamemode where you choose a demon to play as and go around fighting and raping doomguys
plz i need this
>>
Huh, so i first used freedoom, and now i'm using Doom.wad

The levels are completely different. How does that work exactly? I'm genuinely curious.
Does freedoom have its own campaign? That does explain something. I thought it was just a set of textures
>>
>>278605510
>nnot an alternate game mode where you're a demon who clawed its way to earth, and you have to run around fucking as many shotas as possible before doomguy comes and rapes your ass

0/10 shit effort
>>
>>278605510
Yeah, it's basically its own set of levels and graphics and shit, using the source code id released.
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>>278576140
Fucking finally, played this last year and wanted more.
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>>278604269
this is how the world ends
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>>278605823
>download file
>click file
>drag to doom

holy shit anon, you are god
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>>278605692
why not make doomguy a shota and he has to avoid being demonraped
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>>278606383
Shotaguy 2 - The return of /ss/
Make it happen
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>tfw HDoom stuff cameos in other mods
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>>278606552
Source.
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>enemies don't rape you after you die
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>>278606297
the point is i was far too lazy to bother doing it before
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>>278606641
It's a planned feature.

>>278606552
Map37 of Push (competitive mod where you push players out of bounds) - entire map is HDoom themed.
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>>278604013
>>278604306
pls reply
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>>278606772
meant to reply to >>278606634
>>
>>278606948
Which port are you using? I know GZDoom's newest OpenGL renderer is fucking garbage.
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>>278607386
Zandronum 2.0, since that's what the thing says is needed for the new Hdoom to work. Problem is just that when I switch it to openGL it switches my entire PC to bloom overload mode, rather than it just affecting the game's window only.
>>
>>278607836
That's weird as fuck, never heard of that happening before. Neither GZDoom nor Zandro even have bloom.
>>
>>278601520
What happened to welcoming all sorts of mods?

Let it sink in that they're OK with the mod that is literally Modern Warfare 2 in Doom but not Brutal Doom.

All Brutal Doom did was lift the veil on the idea that the Doom community was better than any other. Even they will throw a shitfit over nothing.
>>
>>278600716
Is he the guy who did the art for that krautchan VN?
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>>278608050
I just use bloom as a term for what it looks like, it's not really bloom. It literally just fucks up the colors on everything on my PC by making the brightness absurdly high. The game itself looks good, but everything else goes to shit. Is there a way to have it only affect the game window?
>>
>>278608163
>getting this butt blasted over a joke in a joke mod
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>>278586657
I wonder if that would still work.

Brb, mailing Id software some money
>>
So in the chambers, you fuck the babes in the bath area and the bed? IS that it?
>>
>>278608258
Try fucking with the display settings in-game, might be an option in there that's fucking with things.
>>
>>278608304
>He thinks it's a joke

Besides I have no idea where all the hatred came from, all I know is from around 2010 to now it went from a semi-respected mod to a laughingstock, and I have no idea why.
>>
>>278608304

Shutup you
>>
>Try to start up ZDoom after beating Doom for the first time so I can play this
>The game runs at the speed of smell

What the fuck happened? It's even doing it on regular Doom!
>>
>>278608557
Will do
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>>278608590
Not sure if it's a jokemod at this point, but the brutal doom thing is definitely a joke + failsafe against edgemasters trying to combine the mods (and promptly ending up with a broken piece of shit anyways)
>>
>>278585383
>>278586928
Reminds me of "the disaster artist".
On 9/11 Tommy Wiseau gathered all tje people working on the movie together, held a patriotic speech about terrorists and then led the room in a "USA USA USA!" -chant
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>>278586861
>>
Well, I'm done with it already, guess I check out again a few versions from now.
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>>278608935
I can't decide which would be more frightening in a fight.
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>>278608590
>>playing brutal doom
>spawns a bunch of spooks who beat you to the punch
How the fuck isn't that a joke?
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>>278606772
>It's a planned feature.
Based.
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How do I fuck the demons? Do I have to let them beat me?
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>be doomguy
>fuck shit up errywere
>suddenly a fucking baroness steps up
>you have no ammo left
>you get your trusty pillow out and prepare to fight
>
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>>278592546
Those are only four things. 0/10.
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>>278609292
Press space when they're on the ground with hearts around them.
>>
Right, what are the commands to spawn them?
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>>278609338
For some reason, the scenes on the Baroness seem to keep switching to the first, even when i manually change it. None of the other enemies do that. Anybody else have that bug?
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>those lost souls

Muh dick.
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>>278609562

Is the Descartes thing in a menu?
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>>278609338
Probably my favorite of the animations

>you will never have a busty, half horse (looks like a damn horse bottom) demonwhore blowing your knob
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>>278609625
Yeah, something seems to be a little funky with the Baroness scene. The licking and sucking are parts of the same scene that you can also switch between, but it seems to get stuck on one part somehow.
>>
Considering my computer won't run GZDoom or ZDoom without fucking up, will a set of gifs ever be a thing?
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>>278609893
it's in the menu options
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Man this shit is too hard for me to figure out, I never played Doom before
What's ZDoom? What's GZDoom? What's Freedoom? What's Zandronum? Which of these do I need for HDoom?

You need a fucking phd to instal this shit
>>
>>278609893
It's the "Read this!" part of the main menu. At least for me, on GZDoom.

>>278609936
>horse
>not goat
Bro, do you even Baphomet?
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>need both hands to play the game
>no qt3.14 demon slut to blow me while I play

Why the fuck don't we have at least 3 hands? fucking shit, man.
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>>278578418
>seMpai
eat SHIT
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>>278610119
>goat
That, too.
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>>278609936
i-i'm still making more
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>>278609648

I like how she turns into a heart before she dissapears
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>>278610201
>bind left mouse to shoot
>right mouse to strafe forward
>middle mouse as use

Nigger, you best step it up.
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>>278610626

How can you keep focus.
>>
>>278577407
I didn't know Anthony Burch contributed to this shitty script
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>>278610745
take snapshot, crop, fap a little, save
repeat
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>>278610626
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Wat do in this situation?
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>>278583115
this is actually the greatest thing ive seen in months. im downloading it now
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>>278610729
So how do I jump?
How do I move backwards without having to completely turn?
how do I change weapons
>needing anything besides the pillow
fair point

Do I need an epic 12 button gamur muse just to get my rocks off while playing Hdoom?
>>
>>278610957
wait because is not in the game yet.
>>
>>278610957
Protip: Cumshot it until it dies.
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>>278610957
Shoot at it until it cums.
>>
>>278610957
Fuck it until it cums.
>>
>>278610957
fuck her in the huge guts.
>>
>>278610957
>disarm (literally dis-arm, shoot the fucking arm until it's gone and the weapon mounted is no longer a threat)
>whip dick out
>fuck
>>
So what would a sexy anime Cacodemon look like?
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>>278611051
>jumping
>in Doom
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>>278611323
she's already in the works
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>>278611323
A chubby
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>>278576140
>want to play this
>be retarded with computers
>download gzDoom and it works fine
>download OP's file
>read >>278576471
>when I extract the /pk3 file it makes a shit load of files on my desktop
>try to drag files to the gzDoom game but regular Doom loads
I hate being so bad at computers and tech stuff. This shit doesn't make any sense to me, but y'all act like it's the easiest fucking shit ever.
>>
>>278611539
Download ZDoom. It worked for me.
>>
>>278611539
I used zdoom and haven't had any problems.
>>
>>278611539
Make a new folder, then extract all of the stuff in the .zip into that folder. Then just drag the folder onto GZDoom. That should do the trick.
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Why do they call me an idiot and say other mean animu things when I finish fucking em? they clearly wanted it, fuck.
>>
>>278583115

HA!

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MA SWAMP!
>>
>>278611787
tsundere
>>
Ok I have Zandorum 2.0, a bunch of WADs from /vr/ and put the HDoom thingy into my Zandorum folder

...

So how do I actually start it now?
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>>278588826
Doom 2.
This is real
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>>278611787
I want to see demon sluts in school girl uniforms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqrSXISDNE0
>>
>>278611539
Don't fucking extract the pk3, just have it there and drop it into the .exe of the sourceport.
>>
If anyone actually wants to discuss this, there is the thread on /vr/ and you can also talk to the creator in that thread as well.

Actually on second thought, I don't want you guys on /vr/.
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>>278611780
Anon, that's what I did. does the folder have to be a certain name?

>>278611763
>>278611753
With ZDoom, do I have to extract the .pk3 file?
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>>278606772
>It's a planned feature.
>>
>>278612095
See you there
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>mfw I find myself leaving all the demons alive on purpose and not ranged killing until I'm at least in range to be able to activate the D
>>
>>278612116
You're not supposed to extract the pk3 file.
>>
>>278593224
Lol, good job showing you are the new one.
/pol/ hates traps, gays, ect and takes thing far more seriously than old 4chan.
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>think that the whole DOOM RUNS ON EVERYTHING thing is just a meme
>install Rockbox in my tiny sanza clip
>check extras, this shit now has games
>Fucking Doom runs and you can actually barely play
Man, what is the weirdest thing you've seen doom ported to?
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>>278612073
Anon, when I do that I get pic related.
>>
>>278593224
But we used to hate stromkids, Christfags, ect.
>>
>>278612038
>This was an important stepping stone on the path to where we are today, but unless you're eager to experience that evolution for yourself, Doom II is better left in the past.

I should just step away from the computer
>>
>>278612575
Quake, Oscilloscope.
>>
>>278612575
I have Doom on my calculator. Petty groovy.
>>
>>278612575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW5ELKTivbE
>>
>>278612116
Drag ZDoom files into your Doom folder. Drag and drop HDoom wad on ZDoom application and there you go.
>>
>>278612575
Disk Drives
not really but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7-5WYOKxE
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So how many animations will each enemy have?
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>>278612038

Wow, let a person with a mental disorder review it
>>
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>>278612796
Did that and pic related came up.
>>
Can doom run on any of those smart watches?
>I could actually just play doom at work and no one would notice

Though I don't think those smart watches can play anything more advanced than tetris or pong
>>
>>278613143
people can run doom on a literal toaster, pretty sure there would be a watch port out by now.
>>
Those pink demons are probably my favorite scenes, such a nice ass.
>>
>>278613143
Yeah, I've seen it run in some watches.
I'd have no idea about the kind or model of watch, though.
>>
>>278613230
you could play doom on the original razor phone.
>>
>>278613143

Hopefully doom will be playable on a smart ring.

Everyone would be wondering why you're holding your hand up all day
>>
>>278613293
Seconding this. The "ara ara" style they have is just icing on the cake.

Also
>Check the credits
>Phreeoni made my two favorite animations
How can one man be so based?
>>
>>278613097
Nigga, you need original game with it.
>>
>>278612575
Doom on a printer
>>
>>278613097
you are missing the Iwads,
just google "doom Iwads" put them in the same folder as Zdoom and Hdoom and it should be done.
>>
>>278613097
You need to point ZDOOM to your Doom file, so it can use the engine and graphics and shit. Just do what it says, move the files into the same place, or edit the .ini so it points to the right place.
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Y..you guys don't actually jerk off to this while playing do you? it's literal pixel smut.

Not that this...turns me on or anything..
>>
>>278613464
>>278613302
Damn. I've been in the market for a smart watch and pretty much want to buy whatever can run the most games on it.
>>
>>278613759
Nigger, sprites are my fucking jam. I don't even know why, but it's great.
>>
Anyone have a registered doom.wad?
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>>278613665
>>278613643
I have no idea what you people are saying. I've been at this for hours. I give up. I just won't get to play this. This is too fucking complicated for me. I hate that everyone but but me understands this jargon.
>>
>>278611539

you also need some form of doom for it to work. some anon recommended freedoom, search that and just drop the files in the same folder as gzDoom
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>>278612795
>Testing ATMs by playing DOOM
Based

>>278613759
When I get home I'm going to download everything I need and play it.
>>
How many different monsters can you fuck, currently?
>>
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>>278614075
same here, i'm fucking retarded
>>
>>278614247
>>278614075
I feel bad for you guys. I could stream me playing it, but I think twitch hates demon cunt. Also I tend to watch the animations a bit too long.
>>
>>278614247
I actually feel comfort knowing that I'm not the only one.

>>278614353
Thanks for the thought anon. Enjoy your neat game.
>>
>>278614131
Shit, is this a full fledged card? What mods do I need for it?

I feel like The Baroness might be more aloof, while Pinky's more Mature, but it's hard to tell.
>>
>>278608590

So loading H-Doom in Brutal Doom (which is a DOOM Mod or like an updated remake of Doom available on Steam?) just spawns you within the exact coding of the mod to the game in Brutal Doom and then smashes your asshole?
>>
>>278614190
Everything but bosses and cacodemons from the first doom. And zombies were changed to different colored imps.
>>
>>278612038
doom 2 is just doom 1 with worse levels
>>
Download this. Drag into folder. Play. Jesus, it's not rocket science
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/27048651/iwads.zip
>>
>>278614673
Fuck forget quote.
>>278614075
>>
You guys aren't missing much. It's hot, but there aren't a whole lot of animations. If you can't get it to work don't worry about it.
>>
so memegames are okay when its doom?
>>
>>278612575
doom runs on my watch
>>
>>278614131
http://imgur.com/a/YH9gp
>>278614560
I think they only use the demon horns
>>
>>278611485
Is that mass of red flesh supposed to be hair? Or is she supposed to be embedded in the face of a cacodemon?
>>
>>278614867
eric, simpley eric
>>
>>278614889
You're the best, anon, I mean it.
>>
>>278614889
http://imgur.com/a/6VQ3d
forgot one
>>
>>278614575
Brutal Doom is a mod that adds executions, iron sights, and excessive gore.
It's not a bad mod, but the guy who made it is a major douchebag and a lot of the fans have no respect for vanilla Doom because they got the game just to play Brutal Doom.
>>
>>278615052
the second one
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