ITS OUT DOWNLOAD IT
>VN framework has been greatly enhanced, which will soon allow for much more advanced VN capabilities
WHY CAN'T OTHER GAMES BE THIS GOOD AT MAKING REFERENCES
To be fair, it should work fine now for GZDoom now that we got a second coder cleaning stuff up.
I do know that the latest GZDoom has a fucking retarded renderer though, so Zandro 2.0 might be the way to go.
(make sure it's Zandro 2.0, it doesn't work on 1.x)
I'm getting pic related when I try to launch hdoom with Zandronum with Freedoom as the base. Any help?
I tried Doom a couple times, but man, I can't get into how you can't use the mouse to manipulate the camera. Would be great if they just made the game as it was and changed the control scheme to wasd/mouse
>I am losing control of my faculties
>Descartes on the wall
>*unf indicating pls no*
Shit, I have to try that out.
>fucking Navras starts
I lose it everytiem
It's due to this one crazy motherfucker on a porn site. He used Descartes as his avatar, along with the uncanny knack of posting a comment on every single porn video he watched. Those posts include "give her the dick", among dozens of others.
dozens of porn comments from some guy that used that portait as an avatar
>grew up playing doom without the mouse
>played half life 1 without mouse
>tried to play cs 1.3 with only keyboard but I needed to change from arrows to wasd to be able to jump duck and turn at the same time
There's an updated version in the works, but here's the current one.
>Script error, "m12-hdoom-techdemo6b.pk3:decorate/maps.txt" line 24:
"activation" is an unknown actor property
Well, at least gzdoom works. A bit bugged, though.
Yeah, Mike12 paid attention to detail and is replacing a lot of the decorations with H equivalents.
>impaled human is pole dancing demon
>pile of condoms
And the new VN system is working out nicely. Good work man.
>you will never work at id software during the development of DOOM
is there a way to always get the sex window?
i really just want a brothel level or something.
the gifs someone uploaded to sadpanda awhile back were shitty, but having to kill 40 enemies before i get the sex chance ruins my boner.
I'm pretty sure that even if the stories aren't worth it then the sheer amount of dosh they made off DOOM would have been. Or at the very least, being able to say you were part of one of the most important games ever made.
as far as I played right now, you fuck 3 different colours of impses, demon, hell knight and baron of hell
all guns are changed to sperm-related ammunition
and how exactly can I get the animation everytime I kill someone? it took me a while to finally fuck a imp
I'm scared to know what they made the omnibus look like in this.
>not any pussy ass gamer
that posts dead.
do you mean the the lady's chamber thing?
last time i played this there werent this many episodes to choose from, so iwas going to just work my way through them in hope. if that's already there now that's great.
This is all the work he's shown on it so far.
>I'm not any pussy ass gamer, I've beaten some silly console shooters on "babby's first e-penis hard-on" difficulty
>I'll go fetch the strap-on and the lubricant. It's a little big, but I think I'll fit nicely if we break you in a little...
pretty sure it originates in Ally McBeal and later in Family Guy
in the former, one of the partners of the law firm knows of a secret G spot on the back of the knee
in the latter, Quagmire talks about discovering that women have a fourth hole and later points out where: the back of the knee
Keep getting this error, what am I doing wrong?
As someone who is relatively dumb when it comes to doom mods. Is there any way to use the metroid-dreadnought with custom level packs like Equinox?
I really like the metroid-dreadnought mod but I already played doom and doom2 to death.
>Be thankful, while the funny stories may seem worth it the sleepless nights and hard-as-fuck actual work would be hell to everyone.
I work sleepless nights already and nobody rescues me from a closet with a battle-ax. Pretty sure I'd prefer to be working on DOOM.
This thread has really enlightened me as to how helpless /v/ is when it comes to technology.
>mfw seeing the chainsaw
Exactly what I had hoped for.
A BRONY WEARING FLIP FLOPS OWNS A TWO GORILLION DOLLAR COMPANY.
Let that sink in.
I would download this in a heartbeat if there's ultraviolence.
not worth it. The package is like fucking hundredfs of megabytes of stolen, badly-slapped together shit. And the 'game' itself is like 20 wad/pk3 files that you have to load up.
lol /pol/ will be fine. the only real issues are that fucking wordfilter
as long as there are Happenings there will be /pol/
no amount of librul butthurt can stop the Happening, so they can't stop /pol/.
I've been getting a pretty high fuck-rate by just using idkfa and killing them with the higher-tier weapons.
>See a tumblr post
>"oh boy here we go"
>OH BOY, HERE WE GO
>getting BTFO like the CoD kid you are
>got Wine 1.7 installed on Linux Mint
>got GZDoom, all required Doom .wads, and the .pk3
>can't drag and drop shit
honestly this looks fucking awful. Just look at
Do(es) the artist(s) ha(ve|s) any talent at all?
I dunno, I like Oniontrain's stuff
>see sexy cyberdemon at the menu screen
It's still being developed. We're working on a dialogue choice/choice memory thing as we speak
Most of the stuff in the test map is for testing integrating the CG into the pk3 and making sure everything works.
Yes, the arch vile even has a plan in the works for
de aging you and doing some /ss/ action
He's trying to complete the mod with ultimate doom then move to work on the doom 2 elements, though the hell Knight is already done since it was one of the first ideas
>"UNF indicating pls no"
>"UNF indicating vast knowledge of sexual anatomy"
Yes. Multiplayer is a bit hard to get working at the moment since we switched to Zan 2.0 (when most people are still using 1.x because 2.0 is still in public testing), but it can be made to work, and it'll be even easier when 2.0 gets out of testing.
>shoot two imp bitches
>start fucking one rough and raw, she loves it
>the other one on the side sits there, masturbating, looking at us go at it
>she uses some of her last strength to move past her twitching legs and join in
>/vr/ collectively playing HDoom multiplayer, participating in nightly demon gangbangs while they masturbate together
I have no idea how I should react to this.
This year will be a good year.
>Fucking your way through hell
So what the fuck is actually happening in HDOOM, are you shooting water at the monster chicks since the ammo is water? why do some collapse on defeat and others get horny instead? What the hell is the pistol shooting?
why am I trying to make sense of a porn mod of some old ass game, fuck you I don't care, EXPLAIN.
>"R-Romero sempai! My faculties are moving on their own!"
>Carmacks sex tips
>having a ferrari helps
Did he actually say that? This sounds like something he would say. Though Carmack strikes me as the type who doesn't give a fuck about sex.
Reminds me of the last Doom thread I saw here.
>Him having sex with his wife
>"I am losing control of my ejaculate. Mmm."
Damn, I wish archives weren't down right now. I could fucking grab "DOWN LIKE CHINATOWN" over there and I don't have my bag of screen captures with me at the moment.
>not many people enjoy fucking demons
I thought it'd be pretty cool if they just made the zombies just female soldiers, have em wearing no helmet and with breasts hanging out of broken chestplates and all that, but I dunno. Probably easier to just have imps, but some more variety in the early maps would be nice.
I was on the internet calling them out on their homolust for each other 16 years ago. Now I can finally say "I told you so" to a bunch of people who no longer give a shit.
>tfw never played any Doom games growing up and now I can say I've played both 1 and 2
except I was jacking it the entire time
I love you, internet. And you too, HDOOM porn developer person(s)
look at his shit eating grin
Please help i'm fucking retarded and too tired
Are there any other lewd games like this with fun gameplay and sex? I know of modded Skyrim being amazing but I'm too lazy to remod the game. Is there anything else like this? Running around, beating enemies, then fucking them? Preferably shooting or beat em ups?
POKE AND THRUST
YOU ARE TIGHT, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TIGHT HOLES
Why do these always look brown in my game when I bang em? they are red and look normal during combat but color gets all fucked up
Can...I really do this? is HDOOM multiplayer?
Yeah. Setting up Zan2.0 servers is a bit of a pain at the moment though because it's just a public dev build right now It's still doable though, and It'll be easier to host them when 2.0 comes out of testing.
Is there a way to have open GL not fucking bomb my entire computer in a glare of bloom? the game does look better with open GL, but my entire PC gets affected, not just the doom game window
>tfw I may actually be able to gangbang demon bitches with fellow perverts in my lifetime
Huh, so i first used freedoom, and now i'm using Doom.wad
The levels are completely different. How does that work exactly? I'm genuinely curious.
Does freedoom have its own campaign? That does explain something. I thought it was just a set of textures
>nnot an alternate game mode where you're a demon who clawed its way to earth, and you have to run around fucking as many
shotasas possible before doomguy comes and rapes your ass
0/10 shit effort
Zandronum 2.0, since that's what the thing says is needed for the new Hdoom to work. Problem is just that when I switch it to openGL it switches my entire PC to bloom overload mode, rather than it just affecting the game's window only.
What happened to welcoming all sorts of mods?
Let it sink in that they're OK with the mod that is literally Modern Warfare 2 in Doom but not Brutal Doom.
All Brutal Doom did was lift the veil on the idea that the Doom community was better than any other. Even they will throw a shitfit over nothing.
I just use bloom as a term for what it looks like, it's not really bloom. It literally just fucks up the colors on everything on my PC by making the brightness absurdly high. The game itself looks good, but everything else goes to shit. Is there a way to have it only affect the game window?
>He thinks it's a joke
Besides I have no idea where all the hatred came from, all I know is from around 2010 to now it went from a semi-respected mod to a laughingstock, and I have no idea why.
Not sure if it's a jokemod at this point, but the brutal doom thing is definitely a joke + failsafe against edgemasters trying to combine the mods (and promptly ending up with a broken piece of shit anyways)
Reminds me of "the disaster artist".
On 9/11 Tommy Wiseau gathered all tje people working on the movie together, held a patriotic speech about terrorists and then led the room in a "USA USA USA!" -chant
>fuck shit up errywere
>suddenly a fucking baroness steps up
>you have no ammo left
>you get your trusty pillow out and prepare to fight
For some reason, the scenes on the Baroness seem to keep switching to the first, even when i manually change it. None of the other enemies do that. Anybody else have that bug?
Yeah, something seems to be a little funky with the Baroness scene. The licking and sucking are parts of the same scene that you can also switch between, but it seems to get stuck on one part somehow.
Man this shit is too hard for me to figure out,
I never played Doom before
What's ZDoom? What's GZDoom? What's Freedoom? What's Zandronum? Which of these do I need for HDoom?
You need a fucking phd to instal this shit
>need both hands to play the game
>no qt3.14 demon slut to blow me while I play
Why the fuck don't we have at least 3 hands? fucking shit, man.
So how do I jump?
How do I move backwards without having to completely turn?
how do I change weapons
>needing anything besides the pillow
Do I need an epic 12 button gamur muse just to get my rocks off while playing Hdoom?
>want to play this
>be retarded with computers
>download gzDoom and it works fine
>download OP's file
>when I extract the /pk3 file it makes a shit load of files on my desktop
>try to drag files to the gzDoom game but regular Doom loads
I hate being so bad at computers and tech stuff. This shit doesn't make any sense to me, but y'all act like it's the easiest fucking shit ever.