ITT: /v/ is now a Native American tribe.
>go to Buffalostop
>want to commune with spirit of the eagle
>shaman only communes with spirit of the bear
>tfw you'll never be the little pocahontas and serve the strong tribe hunters
>plead with gods to become part of thunder-stick master tribe
>gods demand I sacrifice a wife in return
>mfw no wives
Oh well, I'll be a shaman soon anyway.
>Buffalostop shaman employee only communes with the spirit of the bear and not the spirit of the fucking buffalo
>Going to Buffalostop expecting to be able to commune with the spirit of the eagle
Stop lying white devil. Get back on your boat and go home.
>play scalp station with last paleskin captive
>go to Buffalostop
>they ran out of paleskin
>they offer mexican instead
>take up offer for 10 firewater
>head is already cut off
>Have wolf spirit
>Love my wolf spirit
>Love it a lot
>People start calling me he-who-consorts-with-beasts
>start wearing full body wolf pelts
>other tribesmen don't like it
>cast me out
>find other people like me
>we form our own tribe
>we ruin other tribes for fun
>go to buffalostop
>want to commune with spirit of the hawk
>white man killed shaman
>asks me if i want to learn about jesus
>my tears are a flowing river
>raging this hard
this is why you don't hunt with cherokee
Do you live in a tribe with other people of indigenous American descent abiding by the guidelines and tenets of your ancestors? If not, no, you're not. You're a descendant of native Americans but you're not a native American.
>Go to Buffalostop
>Want to trade in Major League Lacross 2K15 and Bolas Elite: Blackfoot Hunter 2 for Spirit Quest VII: Return of Sitting Bull
>Only get 5 buffalo chips for my trade ins
>Spirit Quest VII is still 40 buffalo chips used
>white men that think they're members of the tribe
You guys should hang out with me and Raging Raven, we were going to sit around a fire and sing songs we heard in a spirit journey. They're about the rules of the nature spirits, a storm spirit and the sun who is invincible.
>that one kid who's dad was the shaman and he kept bragging he had the super special secret spirit animal
>"Oh you can't commune with it cuz it's special"
Fuck you, Runs-While-Screaming
>tfw mestizo shits in the USA tell white americans who literally built america to leave
>spanish and aztec rape babies thinking they can tell pure europeans what to do
all of my maize and buffalo hides
Mexicunts sold it to us anyway, we didn't steal shit
They want the south back & at the same time think all the jobs & welfare will still stay in tact, then they will jump over to the north if the south becomes Mexico, cycle continues, kek
>There are people in this tribe who think thundersticks will ever catch on
We will use the great spear and tomahawks for a thousand years and a thousand years after that. It is superior to the white man's thunderstick. Soon we will all forget about the thunderstick and go back to the trusted spear, just you watch.
Hello my friends, may I interest you in some fine blankets and perhaps a seminar on the health benefits of long distance walking?
>TFW white man come and cuck whole tribe by force
wanna buy a bible?
all the strong hunters are doing it
>join Counter Spirit server
>it's full of the white man
Will they ever leave?
Spirit Guide 4, especially the part where the player character takes peyote himself.
Playing a character on peyote while you yourself are on peyote? Double vision quest bro, that shit was so spiritual I thought I'd get lost in the Spirit Realm forever.
You can trust the white man, he won't harm you or steal from you at all!
GEE I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST
>Local tribe bans discussion of nativegate
>Just letting white people come in and build houses
>Implying they aren't diseased brutes who plan to take our land and kill all the buffalo
Fuck this tribe, I'm joining with the Apache.
>that feel when unboxing a Crafstman New Wolf tomahawk
Feels good, brother
These white guys keep coming to my land telling me they have a brand new home for me with a teepeestation4. Should I follow them? They want me to go west of the Mississippi with a bunch of others.
don't worry I've got some more of my snake fetish collection
SF2/SFA3/SSF4/USF4 all have T. Hawk (Alpha 3 also has Juli).
All Killer Instinct games have Chief Thunder.
Most of the MK games after MK3 have Nightwolf.
You can play as many native tribes in Civilization.
>Chief Small-And-Soft named his new Wigwam the "Wigwam One"