Can someone explain to me what started DRM exactly?
I just don't fucking get it.
You cant just post that picture and expect straight answers anon.
Spoilered to protect people who are eating.
How can people fap to this shit?
The dialogue is cringeworthy.
>Mfw I was about to post this exact thing
Not even exaggerating
How much of a pleb do you even have to be to post such a thing
Its what a 14 year old virgin who's never talked to a women would write.
>I-I-I'm waking you up by being ontop of you!!111
Wouldn't you like to know? Probably your momma.
Can't I don't have lewd images.
I fap to hentai, its superior.
I at least can ignore their shitty dialogue and fap to the moans.
Is it even possible to train until you expel gallons of semen in a short period? If anything wouldn't you build up your sensation against stimulation and only be able to cum less than a teaspoon or less?
>everyone knows DRM started before digital distribution
>too ashamed to admit it so let's post cute girls and ignore the thread topic instead
I fap to still hentai images and make up my own dialogue in my head.
Its not possible.
You cannot cum more especially to fill gallons up, you cum the same amount.
Those things are obvious fakes dipshit.
because its great seeing the girls defiled so grotesquely, you nerd.
Don't bother, anons. It has niggers in it.
Kanako was best oreimo, too bad there's no more porn
I sometimes pause the video and just fap the rest away on my imagination..
Good choice anon, you have god tier fap habits.
I'm pretty sure we have a 2D friendly mod. At least one of them. What a time to be alive.
Post your best vidya 2D girls.
>This will never happen to me
You wanting it more just makes my dick harder.
Cumming gallons is absolutely physically impossible but you can make your loads larger through supplements, a period of abstinence after heavy fapping, and edging or prostate stimulation.
>Tfw you absolutely love Shinobu so much yet you can't stand to sit through one episode of Monogatari.
I just ended up watching random clips she's in but holy shit fuck that whole series can't understand how /a/ can tolerate such a shitty show..
Have you ever let a bird shit on your vagina?
One day I will achieve my dream of getting gangbanged by no less than five anons.
I love you Kroine-sama! I fully expected to see you in a lewd/shitpost thread~<3
Great girl forced to be in a shit show.
I dropped the show like 3 times, still haven't finished it.
That's the main problem with the majority of modern anime. Moe characters are great but you can't hold up an entire show with them. It's like trying to replace your entire diet with candy. It's enjoyable but you need substance too.
>drm is just the bastard child of copyrights and planned obsolescence
Monogatari is better than 90% of the anime produced in the past 5 years.
You all just have shit taste.
Literally name a better recent anime and I'll tell you why you're flat out fucking wrong,. Faggots.
its military time, you fucking idiots :^)
Fuck off faggot, jesus fucking christ.
DO quit pestering me.
>the only way /v/ can have a meaningful discussion is with deepsea, hentai or outerspace.
One time I came after edging for 3 hours. I assumed the amount would be the same but I ended up using the whole tissue box. The feeling of having a thick warm syrupy stream of white creamy strands pulsate our of your urethra while your anus begins to contract wildly is the best feeling in the world. I only wish it had gone into a nice warm hole instead of the toilet...
Good news I can do both of those things.
>generic harem shit with vampire MC
>better than anything
>Be in computer room.
>Me on one side, sister on the other.
>Feeling a rise in mi pantalones.
>Stealth fap while trying to look normal.
>That feel when I accidentally finish.
It's a thrill but not worth it when you finally get caught.
okay heres an easy one.
Joke's on him, I knew it was Shiwasu no Okina the second he posted any of those crops. He is my favorite artist.
This is actually a colorized version of a doujin that is already 5 years old. You guys probably already fapped to this and just didn't know it.
Top le Kek, not even joking it even ended up having the most progressive ending in any anime in recent years so even die-hard SJWs love it. Everybody loved it.
Seriously though, Madoka was only ever due to the shock value bullshit in episode 3. Sailor Moon is darker and more mature than Madoka. Also the ending is piss poor. It is Urobuchi's worst work by a mile.
It's fan service for cultured individuals like myself.
Don't pretend I don't make your heart go doki doki Master~ xxx
If you want to be a good shitposter simply wear a name and do the opposite of what I do.
Be a gigantic faggot, /v/ seems to love them. Take that tomokofag as an example.
Very popular and all he does is act like a gigantic faggot.
Why they have ice cream between their legs? Are they trying to fight the hot weather?
Knights of Sildo
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Just kidding sorry I couldn't help it. :^)
It's a series hard to describe. Try watching it, it's untypical. I didn't really get it at first, was bored around 4 or 5 episode mark but ended up loving the series.
Well the more popular you are the bigger target you are for mods to attack, its inevitable.
I'm simply telling you the easiest and most reliable way to be popular, the more you slut yourself the more popular you'll be.
Yup you got it, one of the highest selling series of all time is nothing but lewd.
Now continue to do us all a favor and not watch it.
You some kinda queer, anon?
Should we take this to the archive?
He might be, but he does have a reddit account, which is sickening to say the least.
>There are people who ironically think Madoka is a deep and thought provoking show.
Don't get me wrong the witch mazes had some interesting designs and I would totally rape the shit out of Madoka's little cunt until it bleeds magic, but the "dark" edgy shit was the most entry level shit ever and worst of all it was how it thought they were being so profound for it.
i know its probably fun to play around, but this takes longer than simply posting the names or links. the reverse image search is sometimes different for everybody. you seem to be getting hits but we arent. just post the sources
Ask him not me.
I don't know the dude, people just call me him.
this is the only link you guys are getting.
especially since all you insecure virgins can't handle the sight of a brown cock. If you can't handle that I don't expect you to handle other interesting things Okina has brought us like nipple-docking, witches, incubi, or removable cocks
Managed to self insert as the one being cucked today, even tough i've been fapping to ntr occasionally for years.
Holy shit i understand everything. Can people get hooked on this mixed feeling of desperation hopelessness and disgust?
You can still have a bit of contrast without the fat ugly men
My birth certificate would greatly disagree with you.
Good job proving the point you fucking retard. Sex sells so a show that's nothing BUT fanservice with a piss ass poor excuse for a thinly veiled plot would of course sell millions with no life NEETS that would shell out wheelbarrelfuls of Japanese welfare yen anytime a cute chinese cartoon girl shows a tit.
They were trying to concentrate on their work, but they kept looking over and watching me masturbate. They whispered to each other while I was fapping. They certainly weren't trying to do their schoolwork when I came though. They watched me shoot and then lie on the desk panting with some of my cum on the floor. Honestly, it's a miracle I wasn't caught.
Why do people always assume that when others think something's good, it's also deep?
Madoka was different in its style and setting, and that's part of what made it cool.
Being uncreative and generic is probably among top problems in anime.
diarrhea > namefags
Now get the fuck out faggot.
For what purpose?
You seem to think it actually bothers me what random strangers on the internet think who I am.
I simply wished to correct you, its of no interest for me to sway your opinion of me.
>It's shit because it has fanservice!
Why do you even watch anime?
The fanservice in Monogatari is creative as fuck. It is in no way "generic". It is fanservice for gents, so I can see why you wouldn't get it, pleb.
Anyway, "harem" is just a genre. Sure, most of them are shit, but 99.9% of all anime is trite bullshit anyway. The logic that thinks Monogatari is shit because it's a harem is the same logic that says it's shit because it's an anime.
pretty sure they enjoyed watching you while getting wet as fuck. pretty sure when they all where home they masturbated right away thinking about you stroking your rock hard dick and cumming, wouldn't be surprised if they still did
I am starting to think there are more people on /v/ that desperately want to be forced to suck off someone than there are on /d/. Probably want their cheek to bulge too.
>He thinks sex sells LITERALLY means they show sex.
This is some transcendent levels of stupid right here.
Why do white people complain about blacks in their porn, when if black people don't want whites in their porn, they just switch to black porn instead?
Besides, you shouldn't care about the dick to immerse yourself.
Those dicks are way too big for you anyway, no matter white or black.
What if Kroine, Sauce(dead)pan, Ruggarell and Cebruz got into a fight?
Truly it would be the god of fights
He probably thinks only "nakie grill" is the only fanservice.
>The fanservice in Monogatari is creative as fuck
how can you be creative as fuck with chicks in their underwear?
>It is fanservice for gents, so I can see why you wouldn't get it, pleb.
I laugh at you and your ignorance
/d/ are normalfags pursuing their socially unacceptable fetish.
/v/ is a bunch of neckbeard losers who are so desperate for human contact they are willing to kneel down and suck off someones dick if it meant they'd be praised and not feel like the worthless shit human being their parents always told them they were.
what's with the semen demon from bakemonogatari
I mean she doesn't even have a single line of dialogue, and a combined like one minute of screen time in the entire series
Why isn't one of the like six fluid druids in the guy's harem more popular? I mean one is literally a thick c@ girl.
I actually fapped in public a few more times. Not for several years though.
I certainly hope so. The thought of them masturbating to that is very arousing. I just hope they enjoyed the show.
Its rude to visit without first calling.
>Dem mental gymnastics
Holy shit we may have just found fans who are just as deluded as Anita Sharkeezian fans.
>He probably thinks only "nakie grill" is the only fanservice.
I know of other types of fanserivce, like if the show is based off a game have elements from the games as subtle background info or cameos from future titles
but all of the Monotonogori fanservice is just T&A in Lingerie
Nigger the best selling lewd shows are Quaiser and TLR, and neither have spectacular numbers.
Lewd does not sell for shit.
And again list these shows and how well they sold faggot instead of constantly backtracking.
Some blacks say the same thing about whites, believe it or not.
As a black guy who's lived in a multicultural environment for all of his life, I personally find all races (except Aborigines) attractive, but that's just me. Not everyone finds blacks attractive, not everyone finds whites attractive, and so forth.
Well I didn't even mention the inevitable gagging sounds. Or the wild fidgeting just before it all comes rushing out into your throat.
>but all of the Monotonogori fanservice is just T&A in Lingerie
Actually its has tons of references to other anime and the medium as a whole. Nisio is a massive jojo fag.
Not that you know any of this because you are posting about something you have never watched.
The only semen demon in that picture is snails loli, another one of the only good characters from this shit-tastic series.
>The logic that thinks Monogatari is shit because it's a harem is the same logic that says it's shit because it's an anime.
this doesn't make sense.
First part is true becuase there hasn't been a good harem in years but the 2nd part is false because there has been good anime
Actually It's called "logic" anon.
While my post may be a little complicated for you to understand, there is nothing "delusional" about it. It follows a clear line of reasoning, based on observation.
blacktoo anon, I'm just confused why people get so butthurt over it. A good example is interracial JAVs. Not the kind with black woman/Asian man, but Asian woman/black man. People get so pissed over that, but there's tons of normal JAV porn, and tons of white girl/Asian man or white man/Asian woman porn (in Japan that is).
Damn look at this nigga go he really believes the shit he's shoveling that's just sad.
>First part is true becuase there hasn't been a good harem in years
The World God Only Knows would like to have a word with you....
>how can you be creative as fuck with chicks in their underwear?
I dunno faggot, maybe if you watched it you'd find out.
>I laugh at you and your ignorance
Good for you.
That's a retarded question anyway. It's like seeing that a series has guns in it and then writing the whole thing off because
>how can you be creative with guns?
Don't make me wait, visit as soon as possible.
I'll make sure to have some food on the house for when you visit.
said this before but the panty and ass shots are all so creepy, awkward and hamfisted it all feels like a ruse, or is satirical about common tropes / melodrama in anime
>Not that you know any of this because you are posting about something you have never watched.
that's because I everything I have seen about the show is T&A fanservice and harem antics.
No thank you.
>maybe if you watched it you'd find out.
I don't do harems.
>The World God Only Knows would like to have a word with you....
the concept on the chart sounds retarded
guys used to pass around and copy floppy disks (or you could even argue punch cards but that was prohibitively slow).
The some of the first DRM schemes involved asking the user for a code or word that would be found on the legit disk or manual. This was easily copied, so they started making it a random word from the manual "type in the 4th letter of the 2nd paragraph of page 3". But then people just started copying the whole manual, or figuring out all the possible combinations it would ask.
Eventually randomized keys were made, etc etc and you know how it goes from there
it's tongue in cheek high school harem shit, it's completely aware of how dumb it is; the characters even have dialogue about how much dumb supernatural shit happening to pretty girls the main character runs into
It's mostly a vehicle for the artstyle / animation / music suite (like 6 goddamn openings, more EPs and singles and OSTs then episodes)
It's better than like, SAO - tryhard harem cute girls
What he said seems completely retarded but it would make sense to anyone who actually watched Monogatari. It's just that weird.
It basically uses fanservice as an excuse to continue building the characters. And that's because fanservice is hardly limited to just unclothed girls on screen.