WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAD AT YOU FUCKING /V/IRGINS LET

>>278295714
I'M MAD I'M LAZY

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Vidya rage thread, I guess.

>>278295714
NOFUNALLOWEDS ruining AGDQ

WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME
WHY IS MY LIFE NOT LIKE IN ANIME
JESUS FUCK NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT MY RECOMMENDATIONS, ASKING ME ABOUT THEM SIMPLY TO MOCK ME.

tolki cheating on sam.

WHY WASN'T I BORN IN JAPAN

>>278297021
HOW FUCKING SUGOI IT WOULD HAVE BEEN.

>>278295714
I FUCKING HATE FEMALES DEMANDING TO BE ACCEPTED IN "NERD CULTURE" WHEN THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THERE

LEGIT GIRL NERDS ARE WELCOME, BUT KILL THE ATTENTION WHORES PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE

Stop preordering things.

WHY DOES MY NEWLY BOUGHT LAPTOP [~3 MONTHS] GET RANDOM DISC READ ERRORS UPON START UP AND GIVE ME HEART ATTACKS WHEN IF I RESTART IT ONCE OR TWICE IT WORKS FINE AND MY DATA IS ALL THERE

I WAS GOING TO STUDY TODAY, YET I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY PLAYING VIDYA, WHY AM I SUCH A WEAK WILLED FAGGOT.

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>>278295714
>playing dark souls
>kill smough and ornstein
>stop playing for a week
>come back to DS
>there's no save data
IT WAS MY FIRST TIME PLAYING THE GAME, OK? I DIDN'T KNEW I COULD SUMMON PEOPLE ONLINE AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW HUMANITY WORKS

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Early access and pre-orders

People who have never played video games talking about video games like they're experts

EA and Ubisoft being unbelievably shit and still getting away with it

Microsoft and Ubisoft deliberately fucking over PCs because they have to sell consoles and people are not only okay with it, but they're actively proud about it

No Legacy of Kain sequel

No Alpha Protocol sequel

No Dragon's Dogma on PC

No gf

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YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AREN'T EVEN MAD I WANT TO SEE SOME REAL FUCKING RAGE

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FUCK THIS GAME

FUCK THIS GAME

FUCK THIS GAME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER SEEN A GAME THAT SHITS ALL OVER A FRANCHISES LORE LIKE THIS ONE.

>>278295714
I-I'm pretty mad...I guess

>>278297895
THIS GAME IS THE SOLE REASON WE DON'T HAVE METROID WII U YET

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

>>278296732
His icon looks like he's about to give a ghost a blow-job.

>>278295714
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GORILLAS NOT LIKE GALERIANS: ASH HUH?!? LE IT'S SHIT WELL YOU'RE SHIT TOO YOU CUNT! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING IRRATE I AM THAT THERE IS NEXT TO NO CARE IN THE WORLD FOR THIS SERIES? I FUCKING LOVE IT TO DEATH AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL A THIRD GAME IS MADE SO FUCK YOU WAIFU LOVING CUNTRAGS. FUCK.

I'm 2 missions left in GTA LaTD, but I'm not getting the phone call to start the next missions
So far I've spent some 5 hours just sitting around, doing all the extra missions, but nothing 's happening
I just want to beat this game and free up hard drive space

>>278297864
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
IT'S WHEN MY MOTHER PATS ME ON THE ASS.
IT MAKES ME FUCKING FURIOUS I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUNCH HER TEETH OUT ONE DAY.

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NO GF
SQUANDERED HALF OF MY FUCKING LIFE
STILL LUST AFTER A GIRL WHOS A BIG LESBIAN NOW AND I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
IVE NOT FINISHED A TON OF MY GAMES
WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I AM
NOTHING WILL IMPROVE
I AM ALREADY FUCKING 20
MY FRIENDS ARE DOING BETTER THAN ME
VIDEO GAMES ARE DEAD

>>278295714
Nope, I don't give a fuck anymore

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FUCK EVERYONE THAT LIKES HALO ITS A SHITTY GAME SERIES YOUR TASTE IS SHIT FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK IT RUINED FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS AND THEN IT RUINED GAMING AND NOW /V/ IS ACTING LIKE ITS A LEGITIMATE GAME SERIES WHEN IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT

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I LOST BOTH MY COPIES OF ANIMAL CROSSING AND BRAVELY DEFAULT. I WAS HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH BOTH OF THEM AND THATS 80 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN! I THINK THEY FELL OUT OF MY POCKET WHEN I WAS WALKING AROUND IN BROOKLYN! I'M FUCKING PISSED

>>278298224
>already 20

Nigger, you're just getting started. Plenty of time to get your shit in gear.

>>278298224
I'M 23 IN THREE MONTHS AND HADN'T HAD SEX FOR 6 YEARS AND IT WAS AWFUL ANYWAY

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>>278298205

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FUCKING VALKYRIA CHRONICLES WITH MY SNIPERS MISSING 2 OUT OF 3 SHOTS WHILE THE FUCKING ENEMY HAS PERFECT AIM AND NEVER MISSES AND JUST ROAM AROUND ONE SHOTING MY SQUAD. FUCKING SHITTY MISSION I ALREADY RAGE QUITTED 4 TIMES FUCKING FUCK

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Uyama ruined AGDQ which I was looking forward to because I need to spend this entire week in pain recovering from surgery.

>>278298224
Lol I read this, then got to the 20 part and felt a whole lot worse about myself.

>>278298342
Masturbation is superior. Don't sweat it.

I SPENT A FULL HOUR RUNNING INTO THE AI IN A FIGHTING GAME TRYING TO GET THEM TO THROW SLIGHTLY BEFORE ME TO EARN A STUPID FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT FOR 50 THROW BREAKS

IT DOES ACTUALLY WORK BUT IT'S A SLOW GOING PROCESS THAT WOULD TAKE LIKE A FUCKING MINUTE IF I OWNED A SECOND CONTROLLER.

FUCK ACHIEVEMENTS AND MY RIDICULOUS COMPULSION TO GET ALL OF THEM IF IT LOOKS FEASIBLE REGARDLESS OF HOW FUCKING BORING IT IS.

>>278295714
I'm not going to shout about it but I think the trends in storytelling in games are awful. I never cared about story in games, I just want to play a fun game and have a good time but it's to the point where if I want to play any new story driven game I'm expected to press a button to feel feelings. This is the absolute worst way to convey anything in a game, do it through the gameplay without turning it into "press x to jason" bullshit. And no, cutscenes aren't acceptable either.

FUCK

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>>278298336
>>278298342
>>278298457
23 ANON IVE NOT HAD THE SEX EITHER
LAST GF I HAD WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
SHE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED
OTHER ANON IT ALL FEELS SO FUCKING HOPELESS I JUST WANNA DIE
ANONS I JUST WANNA DIE, BUT DON'T WANNA DISHONOR MY FAMILY WITH SUICIDE

Getting real tired of the threads on here going 'Get a load of this guy' and complaining that Vidya is going into the ground.

Do something about it you fucknuggets.

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>playing Mount and Blade
>single handedly capture two castles on my kingdoms borders
>get ownership of one but not the other
>after spending time and moneyenhancing my castle i'm attacked by like 600 enemies
>the other castle i took is also taken
>another castle deep in our territory is in inexplicably taken because why the fuck not

Just finished Shadowrun Returns and whoever thought the Aegis weapon part was fun should have their dickhole gauged with an ice auger.

>>278295714
I can't see my forehead

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MY BACK HURTS
OBLIVION IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ARSE TO MOD SOMETIMES
WHY IS THE USF4 PC NETCODE SO TRASH
ALL MY FRIENDS JUST PLAY DOTA OR LOL, THE ONLY GAME WE EVER PLAY TOGETHER IS WOW
I'M HAVING TO COME TO TERMS WITH BEING A FAGGOT
I'M HAVING TO COME TO TERMS WITH BEING A FURFAGGOT
VIDEOGAMES

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>>278298726
OH YEAH LIKE WHAT? FUCKING COMPLAIN? THEN GET FUCKING DROWNED OUT BY A SOIRE OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO ARE HOLIER THAN THOU?

WHAT SENILE FARTS ARE RUNNING NINTENDO?! WHO THE FUCK LET RACING TRACKS BE BATTLE COURSES? WHO THE FUCK CHANGED IT TO WHERE YOU GET HIT IN MIDAIR? WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT DARK PIT AND MIIS IN SMASH WAS A GOOD IDEA? WOOLLY WORLD? FUCKING TENTACLES AND LITTLE GIRLS FPS, FUCKING WHAT?! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT CLASSIC MODE EVEN RESEMBLED THE PAST MODES? WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT SMASH TOUR WAS A GOOD IDEA WITH ALL THE MAP BULLSHIT? WHYYYYYY THE FUCK IS THE NEXT STARFOX BEING MADE WITH ANY SEMBLANCE OF A GIMMICK IN MIND? DLC? PHYSICAL DLC?

MY KINGDOM FOR A PLANE TICKET TO JAPAN AND AN INTERNATIONALLY-SANCTIONED LICENSE TO KILL

>>278298224
you'll be fine man

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>>278297830
>Playing DaS
>Got lucky and passed the snipers in anor londo on the first try
>Before i can light the bonfire some darkmoon faggot invades me
>Ok whatever, lets do this
>He one shots me with dark magic
>Im back at the first bonfire
>This time i dont get so lucky and die to the snipers
>Lost 12 humanities and 70k souls

>>278298520
I BEGIN TO LOVE MY WAIFU LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING I THINK MY INSTINCTS GAVE UP ON ME.

You are now reading these posts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

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>>278298457
I'm 21
No license
No Job
No gf since high school.

Every time when I try to ask a girl out I don't know how to make the approach and get scared she might think I'm creepy.


I get lonley. I just want someone to hold at night and talk to.

Then I feel guilty because I know other people have it worse.

Life is suffering ;_;

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>>278298896
TAKE A FUCKING STAND, MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF, DON'T BE A FUCKING SHEEP THAT BLEATS OUT THE LATEST SLIGHTLY CONTROVERSIAL TWEET TO LOOK COOL OR POKES FUN AT SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING IT.

BE THE HERO YOU WERE MEANT TO BE, NOT PART OF THE CROWD.

FUCK.

>>278299020
JUST SAYING THAT SHIT FEELS ME WITH RAGE.
FUCK YOU AND THE COMPUTER YOU RODE IN ON!

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I FUCKING HATE WHEN MY FRIEND ONLY PLAYS THE SHITTY NO FUN ALLOWED ZONER IN FIGHTAN GAMES

I BOUGHT HIM SKULLGIRLS AND HE ONLY PLAYS PEACOCK AND PEACOCK ONLY
F U C K

>>278299425
NICE GRAMMAR MAN.

>>278296732
But thats true

>>278298769
I JUST FINISHED THAT GAME TOO, I AM GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND THAT PART FUCKING BORING AS HELL WHEN I RELATIVELY ENJOYED THE REST OF THE GAME

>>278299364
THEN WHAT FAGGOT? GET FUCKING PULLED INTO GODDAMN TALKS ABOUT WHITE PRIVILEGE AND ALL THIS OTHER SHIT? I CAN'T MAKE A CHANGE IF FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE LIKE "NO YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE REASONS"!

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I FEEL LIKE VIDYA IS SLOWLY FADING AWAY FOR ME
I NEED A FUCKING JOB BECAUSE MY LAST ONE WAS UNBEARABLE
I'M TIRED OF SWITCHING BETWEEN THE SAME TWO/THREE GAMES
I HAVE A CONSTANT PARANOIA OF MY FRIENDS WHO I VIEW HIGHLY DROPPING ME WITH NO PROBLEM
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOT AND GREAT TO ME BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF THE STUPID FUCKING PARANOIA OF GETTING CHEATED ON FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME AND I GET PISSED BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT "WHAT IF"S AND LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE

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>>278299364
Translation:
"If you don't like it then why don't you make your own?"

>>278299538
FUCK YOU I JUST WOKE UP! ALSO IN HIGH SCHOOL I FAILED THE SHIT OUT OF ENGLISH! AS WELL I AM FAILING IN COLLEGE AND I AM STUCK AT A TWO YEAR DOING LEARNING SUPPORT CLASSES. FUCK YOU

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>>278299680
>FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME

LEAVE HER! SHE'S A BITCH. SHE'S NO GOOD FOR YOU!

I FUCKING HATE EDDY GORDON PLAYERS FUCKING BUTTON MASHERS AAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING DIE

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rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollhitrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollhitrollrollrollrollhitrollrollrollhitrollrolltauntrollrollrollrollrollroll

SUPER SLIDE SHOW 4

3........2....1.....Goooooooooooooooo

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>>278298205
This

My mother used to spank me a lot to tease me, it bothered me to no end

Teasing in general from my family was horrible. I hate being teased, I can't handle it, I take it personally. I swear one Christmas I was going to massacre all of them

>youraverage/v/thread.jpeg

WOAH YOUR GUY'S CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS STUCK TOO? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

RIGHT NOW I'M KINDA MAD THAT I'M OUT OF DRINK BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M FINE

i hate people who claim a video game is bad because it isn't what they want , they make me want to bash my fucking head in the wall

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>>278299954
DON'T WORRY ANON IT'S NOT HER THAT CHEATED FOUR TIMES SHE'S GREAT TO ME BUT ALL OF MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS HAVE ENDED UP IN ME GETTING CHEATED ON AND AFTER HAVING IT HAPPEN TO YOU SO MANY TIMES IT REALLY FUCKS WITH YOU

>>278299547
if you can't immerse yourself because the character's feet are not yours then you're genuinely autistic in the literal way.

>>278299670
YOU PROCEED TO NOT GIVE A SHIT, THAT'S WHAT. SEX AND RACE IS A GO-TO ARGUMENT THAN ANY PLEBIAN CAN USE TO FORCE THEMSELVES INTO THE LIMELIGHT OR FORCE THEIR POINT.

>We're proud to present our new ga-
>'Err, I'm a transhuman Mayonaigender, how have you represented me in this game?'
>We haven't
>'Why not?'
>Because you didn't audition for the part and to be quite honest, that isn't in the script, and we're not about to rewrite our entire game to cater to everyone. Not everybody wins, sunshine.

>>278300347
Oh, okay I take back what I said then. Anon have you explained this to her? How far are you into the relationship?

>BED OF CHAOS
>BED OF CHAOS
>BED OF CHAOS
>BED OF CHAOS
I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE WRITE TEXT NOR ATTACH AN IMAGE FOR THIS RAGE

>>278298267
>Halo ruined First person shooters
Thats not how you spell Call of Duty anon

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>68 posts
>still no CIA

>>278295714
GODDAMN MOBLINS, FUCK THEM, SERIOUSLY!

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>>278295714
I'm not mad. I'm in a perpetually chill state.

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>>278299362
>21
I'm you except two years younger and I've never had a gf nor do I even know how to talk to people at all let alone girls beyond idle conversation, probably because I also acted like a complete fucking sperg towards the first girl I ever actually liked in high school. I only have one actual friend who isn't related to me or a family friend and I've known him since elementary school, so the concept of making friends beyond having a common interest in video games is completely foreign to me. You've still got plenty of time, man hopefully.

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THESE SPIKY CUNTS RIGHT HERE

Yesterday I got so mad that I became calm. It was like I surpassed mad, it was surreal.

>>278300980
YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF I HAVEN'T PLAYED WHATEVER FUCKING GAME THAT'S FROM YOU PRESUMPTUOUS DOUCHEBAG
YOU SAY BED OF CHAOS AND THE ONLY THING I CAN ENVISION IS TIKAL GETTING TENTACLE RAPED ON A BED OF BLUE LIQUID
AND IT'S NICE
TAKE THAT CUM ON YOUR MOUSY ECHIDNA TITS YOU FUCKING SLUT

OBVIOUSLY I WANT IN ON THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF BEING MARRIED TO A HAMBEAST

>>278296732
He has a point, but uses a bad example. Seeing your legs in vidya is usually actually less immersive than not seeing your legs because the walking animations are mostly too choppy to look natural (such as your legs immediately snapping back to idle position when you stop running), and unless the animator somehow makes a "braking" animation without affecting movement in gameplay, than the unnatural leg animations would be impossible to avoid. Similar thing to the player character casting shadows.

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>>278301276
Fuck yeah, Chill snakes

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GET THESE HOTHEADS OUT OF HERE!

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>>278300631
It's all good dude. I've told her all the details of my past relationships and how I've generally gotten a shit hand when it comes to significant others. She's very understanding of why I don't like/get bothered by certain things. I can't complain when it comes to her really, she's a very good girlfriend. I'll be dating her for a year when March 20th hits. It's just kinda hard to not let your mind wander off and start thinking/worrying about things that in the end, shouldn't be worried about with how well she's treated me. At least I'm conscious of my shortcomings, I suppose.

>>278301317
Holy shit what level?

If you say Cortana, I'll be somewhat perplexed.

There's stickies and incendiary grenades everywhere, just pop a sticky at one of them and it's dead in one.

Not really mad but I'm anxious about a package that I haven't gotten yet and I'm just worried that something will happen to it.

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>>278295714
I'm super fucking butthurt about ghosts, but have resolved to be another Magic Archer shitter and be done with it
FUCK YOU

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>>278301395
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SANIC, MAN.
IT'S FROM DARK SOULS.
NOW, BOSS FIGHTS ARE NOT THE GAME'S STRONG POINT BUT JESUS CHRIST FUCK THAT SHIT.

>>278298224
LIVE SHELTERED LIFE WITH NOTHING BUT SHIT AND VIDYA
LIFE GOES TO SHIT AND FAMILY MUST MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE
FATHER EVENTUALLY FALLS INTO DRUG ADDICTION WHICH SIPHONS HAPPINESS FROM MY LIFE
FORCED TO LIVE WITH PARENTS
NO JOB AND DROPPED OUT AT 9TH GRADE
WORTHLESS FATHER ONLY LIVES TO GET MONEY FROM PEOPLE TO FUEL HABIT AND DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIMSELF
HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD AND HE IS PRETTY MUCH RETARDED I THINK BUT STILL NO MEDICAL COVERAGE
HOSPITALS DON'T CARE AT ALL EVEN THOUGH DOCTORS TOLD HIM HE CAN'T WORK
LIFE WILL ONLY IMPROVE WITH HIM DEAD HONESTLY OR HE GETS MEDICAL COVERAGE FOR ADDICTION
VIDEO GAMES ALSO DON'T AMUSE ME AND MY FAVORITE GAME ISN'T POPULAR AT ALL
NO LEWDS OF YOUR FAVORITE WAIFU
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE?

somebody get this hothead out of here

I'm a 20 year old virgin

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>>278301473
All the good chills stay inside the sweater.
All the bad chills stay outside the sweater.

I keep dying in Shovel Knight.

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>>278295714
FUCKING SACK OF NIGGER WHY DID THE WONDERFUL 101 HAD TO END SO QUICKLY?! I WAS ENJOYING THE FUCK OUT IT AND NOW IT ENDS IN LIKE 9 MISSIONS?!
I FUCKING HATE BEING ALIVE
MY GF WONT TALK TO ME
I SAW IN HER MESSAGES SHE WAS BEING WAY NICER TO ONE OF HER GUY FRIENDS THAN ME! THEY'RE GOING TO HANG OUT OUT THIS FRIDAY OR SATURDAY AND I CAN'T DO SHIT. THIS DUDE IS SINGLE AND I WANT TO CONFRONT HER, BUT SHE WON'T TALK TO ME!
FUCK THE PLANET.

>>278302030
That's a really tough situation anon, and I wish you the best. On one hand, your father is potentially holding you back. On the other, there is a chance that he can recover and become a much better person. My father was a hardcore alcoholic and it took me socking him in the face for him to open his eyes at what a lowlife he was. He's very appreciative and loving of everything now, and still thanks me today for doing what I did.

>>278301754
IT'S FUCKED
I FUCKED IT
I HIJACKED THE FUCKING UPS TRUCK, FOUND YOUR PACKAGE, USED MY POCKET KNIFE, AND CUT A NICE 5" DIAMETER HOLE IN IT
THANK GOD IT WAS A PRIMO ONAHOLE
LAST TIME IT WAS A FUCKING NINJA BLENDER

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I bought a juicer but can't decide what to juice. Ooooh I'm a little peeved alright.

I'm not really mad at anything though :/

>>278302484
>UPS truck
good thing its being delivered by fedex

>>278301621
Dude, March 20th is the one year anniversary of me and my boyfriend. Mah nigga

>>278295714
SOMETIMES WHEN I JERK OFF AND THEN I GO PEE IT REALLY REALLY HURTS

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME???

>>278302684
YES, GET THAT SHIT CHECKED OUT

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>>278302593
Oh wow, nice. I hope everything works out. What a world huh?

SAKURAI FUCKED UP SMASH4 AND REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE HE MADE A FEW BAD CHOICES

MIYAMOTO FUCKED UP PAPER MARIO 3DS BECAUSE IT WAS TOO MUCH LIKE TTYD, YA KNOW, THE ONE EVERYONE WANTED MORE OF?

VIRTUAL REALITY WILL NEVER BE LIKE IT IS IN THE VARIOUS MEDIA IT'S SHOWN IN

I FUNDED A GAME ON KICKSTARTER, IT ACTUALLY GOT RELEASED, AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE TIME TO PLAY IT. IT WAS RELEASED FUCKING MONTHS AGO.

I DIDN'T GET SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS AND I HAD TO SPEND IT WITH A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES.

THERE ARE SO MANY WII GAMES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN UPLOADED TO GAZELLEGAMES YET

I'M TURNING 21 IN A MONTH AND I'M STILL A PERMAVIRGIN NEET. IT DOESN'T HELP I HAVE TRUST ISSUES.

>>278302443
I would be easier if he would just die already. Every night I pray that either he dies somehow or I pass in my sleep but it never happens. I am glad you got your dad back but I hate mine with such intensity I would literally sell my soul for him to die. I don't need a father or soul to be happy, I just need to have my life back. Still, thanks for understanding.

FUCK LUCARIO PLAYERS AND FUCK ZERO SUIT SAMUS PLAYERS
ITS NOT EVEN AN ISSUE OF ME BEING BAD AGAINST THEM, I CAN BEAT THEIR ASSES EASILY BUT HEARING YOU FUCKERS TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR BLATANTLY OP CHARACTERS PISSES ME OFF TO NO END

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>>278295714
I suck at every game I play.

IM SO FUCKING LONELY HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME I CANT STAND I ANYMORE I DONT EVEN HAVE FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH YM LIFE HOLY SHIT.

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CS GO IS A SHITTY FUCKING GAME AND EVERY TIME I QUEUE UP I GET PAIRED WITH SHIT KIDS AND DERANK. WHY THE FUCK IS DERANKING EVEN IN TGISE SHITTY GAME???????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>278301621
Hope things go for the best, I'm in my Junior year in college and still trying to get a girl myself (My last girlfriend was great but she left me). Don't know where to meet them though. And the ones I do meet are usually taken.
>>278301289
The said thing is the perfect girl is probably right near me. Right near ALL of us. But like us. She's sitting in her room, alone, never leaving it to go out and talk to people. She's probably loving and possibly just as socially awkward as we are.

But the worse part is....

If we actually met each other, we would say nothing, stare then look away, then leave out of fear of the other one thinking we're weird.

>>278303312
Friends are overrated anon.

HAD TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL IN 10TH GRADE BECAUSE REASONS
FINALLY GOT MY GED AKA GOOD ENOUGH DEGREE LAST JULY
STILL CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING QUESTIONS IN INTERVIEWS I DON'T HAVE ANSWERS FOR

>>278303107
The Contract is sealed.

The new Gust atelier games are fucking horrible I wish the people that enable this shit would die

Iris was a good trilogy and Mana Khemia was fucking amazing and now I'll never get anything like them because apparently they were too hard for the fuckheads that liked the arland trilogy

>>278301960
OKAY BATMAN
DARKNESS
NO PARENTS
CONTINUED DARKNESS
WHEEL SKELETONS

I STILL LIKE THE ECHIDNA SEXING BETTER, FUCK

>>278303107
Give him the pillow the next time he shoots up and is asleep or something.
If he's really that shitty and you'd really be willing to sell your soul, would you be able to live with the guilt of killing him? is it that bad?

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>>278301621
>>278302593
A lovely couple is browsing /v/ right now and they don't even know they're talking to each other. That's genuinely fucking adorable

Wish you both the best.

I'd be happier if there were more japanese pictures of flat chested/ small breasted adult woman.

>>278303370
You are hurting me anon.

>>278302576
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
IT

FEDEX WAS MY FIRST CHOICE
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SAID FEDEX
EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO PUNCH A FUCKING BOULDER

>>278298224
Chill bro, i got better at 20. Got a gf too, sex is nice.

>>278300030
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS!! DIE YOU BRAZILIAN STRIP DANCING BASTARD!!!

>>278302562
JUICE SOME CARROTS. NOT WHOLE CARROTS THOUGH, THOSE ARE COVERED IN A WEIRD DIRT TASTE.

JUST BUY A BAG OF BABY CARROTS AND CRAM THEM IN THERE

>>278304002
WAS THAT WITH OR WITHOUT CRIPPLING DEBT?

>>278303010
JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.

FUCK YOU SOE
ALL THIS SHIT
FUCK ALL OF SONY

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>mid december WoW stops feeling fun, hits me that the grind is absolutely pointless and I'm just jumping through hoops for $15 a month
>haven't signed up for college classes yet or called in to get my delinquent loans put on deferment as long as I take classes again
>friends who only play WoW stop talking to me for the most part
>stop getting enjoyment from anything soon after
>have spent day after day doing nothing but mindlessly browsing sites in hopes that I find something that will drag me out of this
>download games and almost immediately uninstall them
>best friend irl who came back from college stops hanging out all of a sudden, stopped responding to me since just before christmas and only recently asked a mutual friend if he had seen him lately
>he had just the day before and was going to that day as well
>asked him to let him know I'd been trying to contact him
>brief conversation about sm4sh on facebook
>no contact after
>last week has been me waking up to do just about nothing until I get tired enough to go back to sleep

I'm kinda pissed at myself I guess. I've felt depressed before, but this is just emptiness with brief bouts of anxiety.

FUCKING HALO 5 BETA FUCK 343 WHY THE FUCK IS THE COMPETITIVE SKILL RATING BASED ON WIN/LOSS AND NOT PERFORMANCE FUCK FUCK FUCK
EVERY TIME I GET STUCK WITH GARBAGE TEAMMATES AND RAGE QUITTERS IN BREAKOUT I LOSE AND GET LIKE A -88 DEDUCTION KNOCKING ME BACK DOWN TO GOLD 1 FUCK YOU

>>278303370
>that whole spoiler

FUCK YOU I DIDN'T NEED THESE FEELS

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MY FAMILY IS A FUCKING MESS AND MY SISTER IS DATING A FUCKING DRUGGIE PSYCHOPATH WHO SHITS ON HER BECAUSE SHE HAS NO SELF WORTH

I'M POOR UNTIL MY WORK STARTS BUT AT LEAST IT'S CONFIRMED FOR STARTING NEXT WEEK BUT I DON'T FUCKING GET PAID UNTIL NEXT FUCKING MONTH

MY INTERNET IS THE WORST AND IS SHITTING UP EVEN MORE SO THERE GOES PLAYING WITH ALL OF MY FRIENDS FOREVER BECAUSE FUCKING COMCAST OR VERIZON OR I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT FUCK BOTH OF THOSE COMPANIES SUB 1MBPS SPEEDS DOES NOT FUCKING CUT IT IN THIS DAY AND AGE LET ALONE SUB 300KBPS FUCK YOU I WANNA DOWNLOAD THINGS AND NOT HAVE IT TAKE FUCKING WEEKS

MY COMPUTER NEEDS AN UPGRADE. I NEED TO DOWNLOAD MORE RAM.

IM NOT ANGRY ENOUGH ABOUT THESE THINGS AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY

>>278303472
JUST BE HONEST, AND DON'T MAKE UP BULLSHIT

IF YOU NEED THE JOB BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY, TELL THEM SO, BUT NOT IN A WAY THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE YOU WANT MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING. THEY ALL THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON.

NOT EVERYONE WANTS A JOB TO SOCIALIZE, WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THIS.

>>278302562
Everyone who buys a juicer, gets bored in a few weeks and store it away . It's the fate of juicers

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>>278302280
100% your fault for being a beta, Confront her or you will never know peace.
She prolly just wants you to take charge and be somebody but you wont so she is about to go get rode like the town bike and you will be on /v/ QQing about it.
Pussy.

>>278304175
kill you're self

>>278304403
THERE'S A COUNTRY OVER IN EUROPE WHERE 50(OR 500, I FORGET)MBPS IS THE LEGAL MINIMUM. IT'S EITHER THAT OR HIGHER.

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WE PAY GOOD FUCKING MONEY TO PLAY ON XBOX LIVE OR PLAYSTATION PLUS AND ALL I SEE IS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS.

>>278304152
Oh, never had that. Sorry to hear that.

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>>278303370
Im going to bed now take a shower and think about how crappy real life is, thanks anon.

>>278304745
FUCK
TELL ME WHERE IM FUCKING PACKING MY BAGS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN A POOR PLACE OR IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY I LIVE RIGHT OUTSIDE A GODDAMN MAJOR CITY, IT'S BECAUSE THE PHONE LINES OR WHATEVER RUN THROUGH EVERYONE'S FUCKING BACKYARD SO NOBODY WANTS TO GO BACK THERE AND MUSS THINGS UP FOR PEOPLE AND FUCK THIS PLACE.

>>278304907
THANK YOU ANON. WHEREVER YOU ARE. I HOPE MY RAGE TURNS INTO GOOD LUCK FOR YOU.

>>278304403
>IM NOT ANGRY ENOUGH ABOUT THESE THINGS AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY

Perhaps you are ambivalent about life's sorrows like me? I used to get so sad and angry about my life but overtime I learned to just say "fuck it" and accept that whatever horrible happens to me will ultimately not matter at all once I'm gone. It made the pain much more bearable and I know it's gonna sound literally insane but try to maybe enjoy the pain? Like, it's much better to try to find grim humor in the shit that happens to you than feeling sad and depressed about it. I learned all that pretty much from a vidya character actually.

I'M TRYING TO PLAY ARKHAM CITY BUT IT'S BEING A SHITTER AND STEAM CAN'T LAUNCH IT WHAT THE FUCK

>>278299771
To be fair, the point is being surprised your tastes were catered to that makes it extra special.

I could make a game that 100% appeals to my wants as far as character choices, gameplay, setting or even my libido but nothing would feel "fresh" if I already know everything that's in the game no matter how good it turns out.

Hell, even ignoring those entitled "I can't into STEM because sexism and jerks" bitches who feel entitled to having the game industry to wipe their asses orally, the "make your own" solution has its limits.

I GAVE AWAY ALL MY VIDYA BECAUSE I WAS IN A CRISIS AND NOW I WANT TO DIE

MOOT BEING WORTHLESS CUNT AND NOT MAKING REC/SPOONFEED THREADS BANNABLE ON /v/
HOLY CHRIST, THEY'RE BANNABLE ON EVERY OTHER FUCKING BOARD AND THEY'RE NOTHING BUT THE SAME GODDAMN SHIT EVERY TIME BECAUSE YOU WORTHLESS CUNTS CAN'T DO YOUR OWN GODDAMN RESEARCH

I CANT FIND MY MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING FLOSS

ALSO FUCK DE

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HARDDRIVE DIED A FEW WEEKS AGO
I DIDNT BACK UP ANYTHING
LOST ALL MY REACTION IMAGES
NOW I JUST HAVE A FOLDER NAMED PICTURES

VIDEO GAMES ARE DEAD.
THEY'RE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.

>>278305394
PIRATE NIGGA, AND WORK UNTIL YOU CAN REBUY YOUR SHIT

SURVIVE CRISIS FIRST. AFTER THAT, REBUILD. I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT FUCK

>>278305893
THANKS.

I KEEP GETTING BAD SMELLY GAS
MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED
I CAN'T GIT GUD AGAINST JETSTREAM SAM
I WANT TO REINSTALL OBLIVION AND HALF OF MY FAVORITE MODS ARE DELETED BECAUSE NEXUS IS SHIT
A GROUP OF MY ONLINE FRIENDS ARE AVOIDING ME
THIS GAS IS THE FUCKING WET KIND TOO

>>278305394
EMULATE BITCH

>>278305394
I SOLD MY VIDYA BECAUSE I WAS A STUPID KID AND THOUGHT NINTENDO'S DIGITAL STRATEGY WAS GOING TO BE VERY COMPREHENSIVE

FUCKING
WRONG

AND NOW I'VE BOUGHT WHAT I CARE FOR BACK
AND IT'S COLLECTING DUST
BUT BY GOD IF WE WANT TO PLAY TIME CRISIS 2, I'VE GOT THE SHIT

RUGGARELL KEEPS POSTING MILFS BUT NEVER GIVES THE SOURCE

MEGA MAN BATTLE NETWORK SERIES
ALL THE FUN PARTS LAST LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN YOU SLOG THROUGH AN HOUR OF SHIT JUST TO GET TO THE NEXT FUN TWO MINUTES

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I wish one day to search on youtube "Gameplay of X" and that the first thing that I will hear is the sound of the video game instead of "HELLOu-HOu-HOUUUUUUU EVERYBODY!!!!!! I'M DIGGERNICK!!!!"

>>278306081
You're getting old anon.

Gas gets worse when you get older.

>>278306445
THAT'S WHY YOU ONLY FUCKING PLAY MMBN2
THE IN-BETWEEN PARTS ARE GOOD

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>>278305325
>bitches who feel entitled to having the game industry to wipe their asses orally
Yeah, but they CAN make their own. There's enough of them that want the same things. HOWEVER too many of them would rather spread awareness of why "representation is important" or certain characters being made.

Example: I'm black but if a game isn't directed at me and aimed at "straight white males" and I really cared that much, I would start a fundraiser with other people that also care that much to get a game made. And they have MORE than enough women to do so.

And I don't HAVE to play the game if I don't like it. "Antia's Witnesses" don't really have much of an excuse at this point. She even made a plot for a game on her channel but for some reason won't fund it.

Even if a series of games came out with a bunch of half naked men with crotch bulges came out (or whatever the hell women like) I won't care and would play the shit out of it. As long as the game is good

>>278307026
DO YOU EVEN EAT BEANS AND FIBER YOU PLUGGED MOTHERFUCKER

YOUR DICKASS WILL FLY HIGHER THAN THE SPUTNIK

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>>278295714
I wish I could still get angry but I'm just sad. Vidya is dead and nothing can save it. TPP, Wild Hunt and Bloodborne will be godlike but shills, casuals and SJWs will shit all over them. Kojima will quit the industry for good, FROMSoft will be relegated producing to forgettable "souls-likes" catering to casuals and CDPR will be driven out of business by whiny politically-correct shitheels. Then it's all over. There's nothing left.

Don't call it a grave. It's the future we chose.

I'M MAD AT GAMERGATE BECAUSE I WANTED GAME JOURNALISTS TO STOP THEIR LOATHING OF GAMERS, BUT IT GOT TURNED INTO AN ANTIFEMINIST POLITICAL WAR LED BY CONSERVATIVES LIKE BREITBART, CHRISTINA SOMMERS AND /POL/.

ALSO, I HATE THE AI IN AGE OF EMPIRES. STOP ATTACKING THAT FARM WITH YOUR AXE GODAMMIT AND KILL THOSE SCOUTS.

>>278307271
Oatmeal is my friend.