2 things are gonna happen OP. One is that the tripfag will come and dump sjw comics to derail your thread, or daisyfags will come and derail your thread.
>tfw I've seen this before and want to read it again but cant find it
>Rosalina was announced as early as Dec. 2013
>a joke was made more than a year later
Nerfnow is almost as slow as VGCats when it comes to joke timing. Except VGCats waited until a few months after GTA5 to make a joke about "how can you grow more hair at a barbershop", which was also present in SA a decade earlier.
>implying he even has legs
>good sense of humor
>is a literal rocket scientist
>you'll never have her
get your shitty memes out of here you unoriginal piece of shit
here's a webcomic artist that isn't shit and makes original jokes, and all you can do is spout a fucking meme.
>samus then begins stalking him and peeping on him
Did you not play Star Fox 64 or something?
Bitch you hold your keys like a god damned idiot. That is not an effective way of using your keys as an improvised weapon, you're more likely to cut your own hand open than you are to hurt any would-be attacker. The optimal way of using keys as improvised weapons is to hold one key between your forefinger and thumb.
And if you're so freaked out over being attacked (even though you clearly never are, because you would have learned by now that that key bullshit isn't efficient), you should buy a concealed weapon, like a knife or a collapsible baton.
>Do retarded reckless shit
>Get injured and need surgery to live
>Get saved by people, they saved. your. life.
>But m-muh fat jokes...
What an ungrateful cunt.
Remember kids, you need to save peoples lives and you're a horrible person if you're not also nice about it....
I don´t get it either but I laugh everytime
In all seriousness, these people have to fucking joke to get through the day.
My brother works at a hospital. My sister works as a social worker, visiting families with problems and abused kids and the like. They both say that they tell some pretty dark and twisted jokes with their co-workers, to deal with all the shit they see.
Same thing with firemen, policemen, soldiers, whatever. It's a natural way of coping with shit.
sometimes I feel for you Americans, holy shit.
That was honestly my point, humor is perhaps the most basic coping mechanism, if laughing at some fat cunt keeps our doctors sane, then you just fucking grin and bear it. These fucking people have no idea what other people are going for, yet all too quickly demand the entire fucking world to care about their problems
As if people don't each have their own problems to deal with, you just accept the shit and cope, as everyone else does.
Not this shit again. There's a point where a comic doesn't need to be more concise and at this point you might as well make it a single frame if you have to fucking simplify it.
>removing all but the main squares
You probably skip the story in pornography too, you mass of ass
the difference is is that it takes half a fucking second to process the two panels removed, and add a bit to the humor, as opposed to something like buckley who puts damn near paragraphs of text sometimes in his panels
Let me guess, you only "read" comics, actual literature is faaaar too much fluff and nobody got time fo dat, right?
Get off the internet you little shite, or at least shut the fuck up like a good kid.
wooow kid, you're sooo amazing at projecting, your dad must be a professional projector for you to be so good at projecting.
Man, trying to downtune my vocabulary for the sake of the kids is nostaligic as fuck.
Not in the OR, though. Afterwards, in the office when the patient has been stabilized.
but that's assuming she didn't hallucinate the whole thing - not even making fun, those anesthetics do a number on your brain.
>Oh, you told me I was projecting, let me project some more
Something something every time, right?
Seriously though, what kind of autistic faggot gives a shit about peoples emotional states on the fucking internet? Fucking halal every time.
Better stop posting dude
He used the u mad meme, there's nothing that can counter that! >>278172989
>Not in the OR, though.
Of course in the OR. They joke, listen to music and talk about all kinds of shit during most of an operation. It's only when it gets tricky, or, of course, if the entire operation is tricky, that they get serious. Other than that it's routine. They're not gonna stand there, 3-4 people, all quiet and serious, for an entire routine operation.
But yeah, she probably dreamed it. And even if she didn't, she had to know that people would be talking about her like that behind her back - which this technically was. They weren't her friends, they were people working on her who were sure she couldn't hear them.
Oh I'm sure professional surgeons perform surgery while laughing, that's *totally* possible to do.
Bitch was obviously making shit up, you can't perform delicate procedures while laughing and people in the OR know damn well not to be cracking jokes.
The story just doesn't add up, it's much too far fetched which makes her disdain for medical professionals even more appalling.
Why the fuck would I stop baiting this retard in giving me more laughably cliche'd responses while thinking he won something? This is better than monkeys in the zoo...
*grrrr* im so mad *rawr*
>looking at this image
>mfw I get it
Actually wonder about that, are the space animals compatible with each other like that? Or does it only work with the same species? Maybe the next star fox will have some answers.
>This is comparable to being on fire
No, this is about something that isn't a problem, even more so because this is as normal as breathing air. Media misrepresents everything, and you're retarded for thinking otherwise.
Here, I fixed it to make it make more sense.
So wait, is their point that both men and women are supposed to only be represented as mediocre underachieving skinnyfat or obese boring cunts because that's the average human or what? WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT EXACTLY
This is now just sad
>tfw make fun of somebody and he turns out actually mentally ill
> As if people don't each have their own problems to deal with, you just accept the shit and cope, as everyone else does.
the problem is that people nowadays think that their feelings are the most important thing in the world and that everybody should stop doing whatever the fuck they are doing to validate THEIR experience and existence, even though they have completely different experiences and problems themselves.
being offended is YOUR fucking problem, no one has to do anything about it, SPECIALLY when it´s about trivial shit.
some people are offended by gay people, some people are offended by Christians and some people are offended by atheists.
does that mean people don´t have the right to love who the fuck they want anymore? people don´t have the right to have their own fucking faith or lack of thereof?
because if everything that offends anyone in the world stopped being said, though or done, we woundn´t be able to do, write, say or think SHIT.
and here is the deal, we don´t live in a world where everything must be watched not to be offensive to everybody in the world, so what makes people think THEY are special? they are NOT.
so FUCK being offended.
people think intellectual comfort is a right, that you are fucking entitled to it, there is not such a thing as the right not to feel offended in any situation, feeling "not offended" is not a right it´s a privilege, it´s like a high paying job or a nice car, these are fucking nice things to have but you are not entitled to them, it would be awesome not to be offended ever, but newsflash, there is not such a fucking thing, because no one in the world is a special fucking snowflake that the world has to stop to not offend their fucking sensibilities.
I am mad, holy fuck.
That there's a problem, for both men and women.
But they kinda change the usual argument to make it fit their explanation.
>Hey, look at this! Girls are being portrayed in a dumb way! It's sexist! We need feminists! It's male fantasy! It's misogynistic! It's a sign of the patriarchy!
Well, guys are being portrayed in a dumb way too. It's just how it is in most cases.
>Sure, that's my point! It's bad for everyone!!! That's a terrible excuse for not paying attention to what I'm saying!
I bet you feel like that all the time.
Obviously with your track record, this joke will need explaining too, it's basically insinuating that the constant here is you being mentally ill, as mental illness is too rare to occur "all the time" Further subtlety is the implication that you're a joke.
Hope that makes things understandable for you anon, and don't stop posting, you're the best joke I've seen in this thread and I'm not tired of you just yet.
>Obligatory "I'm so mad arrrrrr"
>Only one seat left on bus
>have to squeeze my legs together to fit
>sit on my own balls
>fall to the ground making that noise that peter makes when he scrapes his knee
Yeah, fuck that.
All life begins with
LOLand ends with LOL. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now.
>Lets carve that ham
Kek, but seriously, they record that shit. If this actually happened, she could have a lawsuit against them. But no one believed her because it didn't happen.
Fug mang, must be tough to be like that. Have a pic, hope it makes you feel a little better.
I guess the discussion just
triggeredmy inner rage
Right and wrong are subjective and different for each person.
I guess they didn't need two Zeldas in the same dungeon, or Zelda wasn't even captured at that point.
Also, Zelda's a key political prisoner. Royalty have an incentive to give each other special treatment because it keeps up the illusion that royal status is important. And they're usually each other's cousins.
Man that was 2 years ago.
How time flies.
Let's get some MSPaint in here before the SJW tripfag shows up.
> implying you can be free without the right to be offensive
> implying that right and wrong aren´t highly subjective as said by below
There are roleplaying games. My violent sociopath run was surprisingly fun. I got invaded on the way to Gwyn by like three Darksun faggots, they were really hard and a lot of fun.
Yeah too bad a shit diet and fat can cause bone decay and constant stress that will most probably result in unrepeatable fractures that will render your bones useless and cripple you for the rest of your life until you eventually die from a heart attack or stroke.
But hey, keep telling yourself your beautiful and feeding yourself with shit.
>mfw you will ever escape your skeleton, even after it leaves your body