Sonic the Hedgehog thread? Sonic the Hedgehog thread.

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Chris chan has utterly lost it due to those blue arms. I don't think I've seen him so upset in a while.

>>277566573
Spoiler That SHIT. I WILL Report You if You DON'T.

>>277566861
What you gonna do? Mace me?

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>>277566573

>>277566861
DONT CALL ANYBODY

>>277566573

Was there a recording of his court hearing?

Do all high functioning autists have something theyre completely obsessed with?

>>277566950
I'M Gonna Bitch-Slap You After I Spray The Back of My Hand if You Don't STOP BULLYING Me.

>>277566573
trigger warning, OP. going to report you.

>>277566573
Where's all the Boom Sonic porn?

>>277567020
IM CALLING SECURITY RIGHT NOW!

does chris fap to sonic

>>277566573
Blue arms look better

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Had to google what sonic used to look like

Blue arms looks better

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>>277566820
How much jail time is he facing? I mean his autism shield can't help with this. I mean at the least some psych ward time.

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>>277567657
>(f) For Class 6 felonies, a term of imprisonment of not less than one year nor more than five years, or in the discretion of the jury or the court trying the case without a jury, confinement in jail for not more than 12 months and a fine of not more than $2,500, either or both..

>>277567657
Up to 5 years, apparently.
But I'm sure he'll just drop the 'tism card again.

>>277567410
Jerkop? is is not Jerk off?

is he becoming more violent as the years go by? what the fuck is he gonna do next

>>277567828
Yeah but I doubt that'll fly this time. Most likely they will actually do SOMETHING this time. Maybe not jail but something.

>>277567792
i remember this meme

>>277568323
>The cop who mercilessly doused peaceful, seated protesters with pepper spray recently claimed he has psychological injuries from the incident and demanded workman’s compensation. And California is granting it to him. The University of California, Davis — a tax funded college — will pay the fired assailant $38,056 to ease his emotional suffering.

What a load of bullshit.

>>277568127
It's Chris's definition of a mall cop, aka not cops that wear the blue get-up

>>277567393
No he's a male lesbian, he can't get off to actual gay people, hedgehog or otherwise.

>>277568658
That's pretty funny

>>277568767
ahh

>>277567284
Carmack is obsessed with computers and VR, Chris is obsessed with Sonic.

What makes a huge difference is getting the support early on and be lucky that you aren't raised by crappy parents.

>>277569141
Carmack isn't autistic though he has gone through psychiatric evaluation

>>277568658
>California

I'm not surprised.

>>277569480
Non-burger here, what's special about california

Wait, so Chris Chan is in jail now? What the hell happened this time?

>>277569141
>Comparing a wizard programmer to an absolute manchild

I'm pretty sure if you switched their lives around, cwc still wouldn't be able to program.

>>277569049
Also the cops that would ask him to stop putting an advertisement for himself, aka put an end to his Love Quest

>>277567828
>he'll just drop the 'tism card again.

He won't be so lucky. He's guilty of Battery, Vandalism, and Tresspassing based on the Gamestop incident. And not even counting the other incidents of those, minus Battery, that he HIMSELF ADMITTED on Facebook. If he pleads 'not guilty,' I half expect the jury to just laugh at him.

Not to mention, the incident where he attempted to run down Michael Snyder THE JEW didn't lead to jail time because Synder wanted him to get psychiatric help instead of jail time. CWC is beyond help at this point. Let him rot.

>>277569659
its the state where "special" people go

>>277569141
carmack's not autistic, he probably has some sort of ocd tho

>>277569659
It's arguably the most retarded state in terms of laws.

>>277570114
Why's that?

>>277569686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs

Went into a Gamestop dressed like an 80's wrestler to vandalize all copies of Sonic Boom. Maced an employee on the way out, employee pressed charges.

YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO POST THE BEST CHRIS CHAN VIDEO.

>>277568658
>The three dozen student protestors, meanwhile, were collectively awarded US$1 million by UC Davis in a settlement from a federal lawsuit, with each pepper-sprayed student receiving $30,000 individually
He actually got more money than the people he sprayed.

whats going to happen to the CWC wiki if chris goes to jail, a mental ward, or his internet access is revoked during treatment

DELETE THIS

>>277570275
>Father Call
A two hour thrashing.

>My grandmother died in 9/11, Chris.
>YEAH WELL WHEN MY DOG DIED I HAD TO CARRY HER DOGHOUSE TO THE SIDEWALK AND IT MUSTA WEIGHED TEN TONS

>>277570305
It was hard having to spray those young people and watch them squirm in agony.

>>277569659
california is basically made to get around laws and let the rich do whatever they want
they are retarded as well, they accidentally banned video games a few years ago

>>277570237
And so the saga continues. It's been something special watching this trainwreck continuously burn over the years.

>>277570512
how does one accidentally ban something

>>277567570
>Used to
The middle design is still a thing.

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>mfw BlueSpike's call where he revealed Julie's true identity
I was hearing the Terminator soundtrack, and it like fit perfectly

What would you expect in a Sonichu game? I think every level would be running out of a burning building, and the final boss is blue arms.

>>277570339
we need to get some autist from /b/ to break chis chan out

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>>277569686
He's out on bail now. I don't know how his mother afforded it given they're knee deep in debt and the inheritance money is gone.

After getting out he posted this gem.

>>277570556
>Continues

This is the endgame. If he's going to jail or the mental institution in Febuary, there's going to be one more big thing. The grand finale.

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>In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!

>>277570237
I'm proud of Chris

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chris chan threads my faaaaaaavorite

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>>277567284

> tfw hfa
> got obsessed with FF8

Why couldn't it have been something useful?

can you believe this is CWC?

(before he starts talking)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gs7ZqOl2CA

Also, motherless 9F6859A

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>>277570841
Does he really believe that?
Filename

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>>277570795
>In the END, I WAS the Victim

>>277570885
No one cares. Go post fat pewdiepie somewhere else.

Who is this chris guy i think i've heard about him a few years back but he wasnt some tranny back then

>>277570971
no way.. he doesn't evne have the same facial features/structure

>>277570885
>pube beard

Is Chris the first white Dindu nuffin?

>>277571239
He's not white

>>277566573
HE

>>277570885
How old is this guy

Someone please explain what happen to ol' Chris.

>>277570795
It does seem like he gets some fucktarded perverse satisfaction from showing everyone how fucked up he is
Saying this is pure autism is just wishful thinking, you can tell he's somewhat sane, he just enjoys attention and being a trainwreck

>>277571158
:^)

>>277571118
a few things you need to know about Chris

>He is a real person and not an act
>There is enough information to spawn his own wikipedia, info he willingly gave out
>It's a long train of crazy that keeps going

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>>277571270

>>277571354
www.sonichu.com

>>277571430
didn't he say he had hispanic or cherokee lineage?

>>277571354
>still assblasted about blue arms in Sonic Boom
>went to various gamestops to either hide the game or change the cover so the arms are no longer blue
>even hides dolls and shit in Toys r Us
>got banned from a gamestop
>while mom was getting spaghetti and pizza, he decides to browse a gamestop
>dude says he's banned
>pepper sprays him and runs away
>now potentially facing jailtime

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>shovel mech

>>277571354
Burned his house down, became a tranny, peppersprayed a gamestop employee.

Currently MIA, presumed attempting (and failing) suicide in jail cell.

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>>277570885
What's the appeal of this guy? He's pretty much just a bad ADHD ripoff of AVGN. Even IrateGamer was more entertaining than him

>>277571430
That isn't canon according to Sonichu

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>>277571552
He's out on bail.

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>>277571481
He's 1/8th Cherokee.

He celebrated his heritage in the comics while simultaneously showing he knows fuck-all about Native Americans.

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>>277566573
>X thread?
>X thread.

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>>277571540
that's pretty much all i have taken from this.

also

SOMEONE POST HIS TWERK VID

>>277571578
He's amusing sometimes and his bird is cute as a button.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMi5wq7USb4

>>277571659
>Male
He must be fucking pissed.

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>>277570795
>LITERALLY IGNATIUS REILLY
This is fucking incredible.

>>277571659
Well look at that. Wonder how long until he goes right back in.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs

>>277571857
I do hope for Chris' sake he doesn't go vandalizing stores, else it's back to jail until the 5th of February.

>>277570841
Who would want to rape that blob of meat?

>>277570464
Wait, what?

>>277570795
His story is one of the most incredible in the history of mankind.

I seriously hope there's been some professional literature written on him, because damn. New England Journal of Medicine would love this.

>>277571118
Here's the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGmYMGqnqL0

>>277567570

Sonic Boom Sonic has blue arms to make the bandages and scarf more visible.

Sonic Chronicles had a blue arm Sonic without these accessories which did look a bit weird.

>>277570971
That was the point. Liquid Chris was so obviously not Chris, that we pretended he was and we were all falling for it because it made Chris sperg out.

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>Chris gets sentenced to the ten-button electric chair
>Megan, Michael Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh, Wallflower, Catherine, the maced Ass Manager, Cole Smithey, Adam Stackhouse, Jason Kendrick Howell, and Mimms push the buttons

>>277571885
what in the fuck is he wearing

>>277571518
Sonic's arms shouldn't be blue

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>>277572012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI

It's long, but it's worth it.

>>277567828
>you will never have a victim card

>>277571885
This video never gets old, I notice something new and hilarious everytime I watch it

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>>277572136
A Manchester High School sweater.

Chris is obsessed with his high school years. He's convinced they were the best time of his life because Bob paid girls in his class to pretend to be his gal-pals.

>>277572109
>while The Man In The Pickle Suit is watching

>>277572062
>oh boy

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>Go shopping for new games for my Playstation TV I got for christmas.
>Decide to go to next town over on saturday and my local mall on Sunday
>Miss Chris-chan by one day
Really dodged a bullet there

Sometimes I forget it's still possible to run into the Autist King if you don't watch where you're going in Charlottesville.

>>277571518
>in jail he will be forced to cut his hair down, make push-ups and sit-ups everyday and get beaten the shit out of him if he spergs
who knows though

>>277572136
MLP toy glasses, his high school sweater, what looks like a jean skirt.

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>>277568658

Fucking GOLD

>>277572109
>chris holds back his powers to control the universe out of love for the children of his creation
>he now sits half dead on life support on a golden throne guiding the best he can the empire of CWCville

>>277572329
Is that suppose to be a lego version of his dad?

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>>277572062
>1:06
Is that him?

>>277571354
He maced a store employee who attempted to get in the way of his crusade to deface Sonic Boom standees and hide merchandise because Sonic's arms are the wrong color.

And now he's out of jail on bail.

>>277572469
No fucking way.. He is into MLP shit too? I don't know if I buy it does his autism know no bounds?

>>277566950
Said man who was maced.

>>277572519
>implying he wouldn't be marvelled at the beauty that is a /v/ Sonic Thread
should have seen the pre-general ones, they were 10/10 gold

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>>277572543
Yep.

>>277570795
>Staff say repeatedly that he's banned from the store
>proceeds to walk further into the store.

I understand he's trying to spin the story in his favour, but jesus christ. At least make up that they said.. I don't know.. something else?

He's digging his own grave, big time.

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>>277571885
>Don't call anybody

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>>277572621
habeeb it

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>>277572621
He liked MLP before Friendship is Magic even existed.

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>>277566573
>that filename

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>>277572621
He was the original brony. He liked My Little Pony before it was even popular.

>>277572621

He is the ORIGINAL ponyfag.
Watch this, it's where everything began.

http://youtu.be/73UsyGYk2FQ?list=PLA429D42A55D8CD5D

>>277572062
>"it started with a kid's TV show."
IT STARTED AS A FUCKING GAME BOY GAME YOU CRUNTS!
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>Chris goes to jail
>get bullied and snaps
>kills his first inmate
>10 years later comes out as ripped Charles manson

>>277567570

he was better when he was shorter and chubbier, didnt look like furfag bait then,

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Obligatory.

>>277569659
retarded commie state

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>>277567020
>>>277567410
>>>277572697
Copy that

>>277572906
this annoys me to no end

>>277572109
>"I am not a robot!"
He was posting in future /v/ long before the rest of us..

Reminder that this happened

http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischans-sex-tape/XDjg4KnvdT9o/

>>277570795
>I maced the employee so I could escape!

>>277572716
>PON-3
Is that supposed to be a reference to that J-Pop song?

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>>277572962
>Everyone posts stone age
>no love for merried seinor comic

>>277572908
>"I will have my vengeance on everyone who ever wronged me."
>unrolls list of names 30ft long

There's a horror/comedy movie in making here

>>277572621
He was the Original Brony.

>>277570806
Maybe we can get the warden to update us on his activities in prison.

We could tell him we're making a documentary.

>But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW."

>In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!


I'm crying from laughter.

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>>277572962
i laff everytime

>>277572962
classic

>>277573104
For all I know it's a name the fans made up for her and it stuck.

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>>277573119
>tfw Merried Seinor Comic was defeated by copying Monty Python almost verbatim

>>277572437
I'd honestly want to just to see the spectacle.

>>277571518

You forgot the $129.99 minifridge at Sears he was looking to buy before the incident

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>>277570237
>Went into a Gamestop dressed like an 80's wrestler

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>>277570795
>Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.

is he going to try to skip town? did i read that right?

>>277573054
>JUULAAY!

>>277573119
>no love for Dancing Robotnik

>>277572908
He is too lazy to excercise

>>277571578
>Even IrateGamer was more entertaining than him
I strongly disagree. I would prefer bodily harm than being forced to watch Irate Gamer.

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>>277572621
He's into a lot of shit.
Look at all that junk on the shelves.
Hell, apparently he's even into precure.

>>277572962
>needing cwc to spoonfeed you the punchline

The humor is far too subtle for you people. Does he have to continue to Shove The True Facts From His Heart and Soul Down Your Throats?!!!

So what was the deal with Sonichu's GF?

It's just Amy with a tail, right?

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>>277573054
>http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischans-sex-tape/XDjg4KnvdT9o/

yfw he tries to fuck a real girl in that position

>>277572962
I never fucking understood this comic.
Please explain

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>>277572727
>because she does not want a relationship and he respects her decision

>>277573382
cavemen are dumb and need to hear something twice

>>277572621
Unlike real Bronys he watches the show and buys the Merch.

>>277571481
Plenty of white people claim they have indian heritage.

They're still white.

>>277573104
great, now i have to listen to this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>>277573346
Normally If I saw a dude like that, I'd assume he was just havin' a laugh after a few pints.

But with that bedroom, and knowing it's CWC, changes everything.

>>277567570
Remember when autists bitched about green eyed sonic?

>>277570275
The one where he talks about women and makes creepy noises.

>>277570795
>i still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.

holy fuck. He's aware there's a video, right? We can literally see at least this part of the event. It's not like this guy was cornering him. This took place in seconds. fucking hell.

>>277573294
He's moving back into his house, right?

>>277572621
CWC is pure autism. It is imposible to be more autistic than him. He is an autism elemental.

>>277573382
He's talking about how he should run from Wes Iseli the same way the cavemen ran away from the Meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

Except that Chris didn't know what the Cavemen didn't live with the dinosaurs

>>277570795
Maybe he got a bail bond.

>>277572329
>Bob paid girls in his class to pretend to be his gal-pals.
Wait, really?

>>277570275
either shovel mech or the one where he fucks his ps3

>>277570391
Hello?

>>277567657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFN8dYgSRBk

>>277573585
The one where he closes his eyes and goes, "Boobies,Vaginas mmmmm....Gorgeous"?

>>277573582
What do you Mean REMEMBER?

Sonic's Eyes Are NOT GREEN!!

>>277573635
>It's not like this guy was cornering him

Thank god he didn't do this. Imagine if he attempted to subdue Chris and he started freaking out spraying pepper spray all around the store hitting costumers.

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>even SJWs don't try to protect Chris-chan

>>277570795
at least his "friend" is actually doing the right thing...

>>277570948
Better than Sonic at least.

>>277572634
>Twisted, sick and evil 4chan and Anonymous
I swear I've seen this before.

He's with the SJW crowd isn't he?
Makes sense to blame us for everything wrong in his life if that's their way of thinking normally.

To be the scapegoat, eh?

>>277571809
Even down to his mannerism and speech patterns. I'd think it was a put-on if I wasn't more familiar with CWC.

>>277573879

He's a redneck homophobe, why would they?

>>277572621
You didn't know?
Chris is autism incarnate anon. He was the original sonic autist and brony.

>>277573582
Didn't they send death threats over that shit?

If chris would have been born 30 years before the internet existed he would have probably been fine..

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>>277573936

Do you fucking know anything about Chris-chan at all?

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>>277573823

>>277572634
I want to have sex with Twilight Sparkle so bad.

>>277573930
Not by a wide margin. FF8 was arguably the worst Final Fantasy prior to 13 and its endless fucking sequels.

>>277574019
And yet he is a tranny. CWC is what would happen if you took every bad thing about modern humans and shoved it into one person, including things that contradict each other.

fucking christ.

>>277574019

He's a transgender soul lesbian trapped in a males body who attends LGBTBBQ events now

But yeah if even the hardcore SJWs dont help him then hes a special kind of fucked

>>277574172
>FF8 was arguably the worst Final Fantasy prior to 13

Argued by retards who never played 2.

>>277573810
Yep.

>>277574246

He still hates gays, they're just lucky to be in the LGBT boat.

>narcissist
>racist
>homophobic
>sexist
>cross dresser


How can anyone even think of defending him?

He is one of the shittiest human beings on the planet.

>>277570237
>80s wrestler

No, I think you're just confusing his complete failure of a female outfit for something comprehendable

>>277574164
Wings

>>277574246
He said he supports LBT.

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Truly...he caused...a Sonic Boom.

>>277574163
THANK YOU!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of Sonic Since 1998, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS EYES OUT and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the eyes out; I prefer not to lie. But the Green Eyes make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD PULL THE EYEBALLS OUT OF OF IT!!!

>>277574336
The similarity to Dusty Rhodes is a little unsettling.

>Waaa I don't want to be in the same cell as a stinky niggo!

>>277574145
Two users went to his previous court date and teold everything that happened.

Another user posted about this as he saw it.

ANOTHER user was able to confirm he was in jail and waiting bail.

And it's legal anon.
We can't be blamed for shit.

>>277574328
>>277574328
Because it's not his fault. He has autism.

>But there are plenty of autistic people who turned out better than Chris
Yes, and they didn't have the same sort of poor upbringing Chris did.

>>277574321
>>277574402

Oh yeah, I forgot about that whole "I'm Ho Mo for women" thing

I wonder what Bob would say now if he saw this abomination

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>>277573936
Oh man I bet you just joined a week ago and don't know how to use the catalogue.

Chris-chan has been a thing since the mid to latter 00s. I think around '07 he's been the pitiful laughing stock of the internet. I'd feel bad but he could've gotten outside help by now and refuses to change his ways outside of his twisted, warped outlook on reality.

Get your gamergate conspiracy crap out of here. It's just Chris-chan, nothing special beyond his mental disorder.

>>277574481
>teold
*retold

Fuck I'm sleepy.

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>>277573346
>He's into transformers
Of Course
>He only has Primes and Bumblefucks
Of Course

>>277574348
Wingless.

>>277574172
Honestly, still better than being obsessed over Sonic.

>>277574321
I'm pretty sure all people in that group hate each other

>>277574076
this, the internet is poison for autistics

>>277574552
>I'm cutting it down

>>277574552
He called him a faggot when the Tomgirl saga started.

>>277574552
He died hating this decision.

Sometimes I feel like taking Chris Chan by the hair, shaving it clean and burning all his girl shit, this tomgirl faggotry is the worst thing he's ever done.

>>277574481

Look at the date of that screencap, shiteater, it has nothing to do with the recent events.

You don't even fucking remember 4-cent Garbage inc. Go the fuck back to wherever you crawled out from to bitch about SJWs at every opportunity because it sure as fuck isn't /v/.

>>277568658
>america
KEK
E
K

>>277574309
I said "arguably", not "objectively". Mechanically, yes, FF2 sucked donkey ass, which was impressive in itself because you actually have to try to fuck up a JRPG.

FF8's failing is in it's buttfuckingly retarded plot.

>>277574642
agreed.

>>277574631
B-but muh canon S3 finale

>>277570795
kek

>>277573346
Would you sleep in Chris Chan's room for $100? $1000 instead if you sleep in his room with Chris in it.

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>>277570971
>dat motherless vid

Why? I like it when women do it but why?

>>277574614
Actually, I try to avoid Chris-chan threads mate.

But these events got my interest again.
I found not long ago he "changed" sex.

I don't keep tabs on him mate.

>>277574481
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UsyGYk2FQ&feature=youtu.be&list=PLA429D42A55D8CD5D

It's never too late to get into CWC lore anon.

>>277574552
bob was chris' last barrier of sanity
when chris did incredibly stupid shit bob would at least check him a little bit
with bob gone chris is blossoming into the complete monstrosity we see today

>>277574919
Can't I just stay awake for 48 hours?

>>277575009
The Chris-chan ED article is pretty good too.

Chris' writing sounds like something run through Google translate three times over. It's so clunky and unnatural.

>>277575062
cheating.

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CWC has the deepest lore.

>>277567570

>realizing Sonic is 23 years old

>>277574623
shockwave is the best transformers

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World

Vivitheg's novella predicted Chris going from an everyday autist into a complete lunatic
Without him being a pawn for the Chinese and nuking every country in existence

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Ever since he started crossdressing Chris's fashion sense has gotten even worse.

>>277574763
Actually it does faggot.

A group that hates men will be all than willing to accept a trans racist, homo hating, man hating manchild.

Like I said I avoid these threads, but it's doesn't take a genius to find out who he considers friends.

>>277575246
Physically so is his fanbase.

>>277575315
>After hearing about how rudely Vivian treated Chris, Mimi invites him over for dinner the next evening as a way of patching things up. Chris finds Mimi attractive but shudders when he learns that her racial identity is part-African. He nevertheless graciously accepts her dinner invitation.
holy shit my sides

>>277572329
>dat lego scale model of his old high school

>>277573689
He burned it down after he thought it was a good idea to brew a cup of coffee from his Keurig machine while taking a bath.

I'm not making that up.

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>>277575451

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>>277573346
>dat poster on his wall
>babe in a bikini
>Marge Simpson next to it

>>277566573
>Sonic the Shitgehog
How this motherfucker have still a fanbase after milions of trash games is beyond me. Please explain.

>>277574541
but he ditsances himself from the autist saying he is a "hgh-functioning" asspie or some shit and not a "slow-on-the-mind" folk. He understands his possition yet does nothing to lower down the tone of every shit he gets into.

Man I haven't had this much fun with Chris shit since his 30th birthday

>>277575712
Mental retardation

>>277573054
ffffffFFFUUKIN NICCE TITS

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>>277566573
>Implying this is the first game to have blue arms

Though I'm curious why amurrica keeps insisting he have them.

>>277566573

Can someone explain what it is about sonic that makes his fans ludicrously, insanely mentally ill?

>>277575782
Oh dear me.
Please do tell, what happened then?
Nothing pleasant, I suppose.

>>277575315
I read this once, it's actually a pretty good book, has Vivian, or whoever wrote this tried selling it?

>>277574919
I would not. Can you imagine the smell?

>>277575694
Holy shit.
Just saw that.

My sides.

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>>277566573
FTFY

>>277569141

What actually makes the difference is that Carmack is absolutely brilliant while Chris is just plain stupid on top of being autistic.

That and Carmack isn't autistic.

>>277575860
It's in the constitution.
He has the right to blue arms.

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Nothing will happen to him and we all know it.

I wish they would take away his autism bux

>>277575694
>Not having all that plus a Sailor Moon poster to keep of the homo side
Fag.

>>277573346
>that Sonic X-treme poster
>that Tiara Boobowski Poster at the side
where did he get that?

>>277575529
I couldn't believe that shit.

I thought it had been rebuilt, and he was moving back in now, or something? Where has he been living since?

I should catch up with this years' wiki pages..

>>277575870

Sonic is fast and they are not.

That, and Sega keeps re-inventing Sonic every two fucking games, the fan base is more segregated than feminism. Every time Sega releases a new image of Sonic, it alienates old fans while creating new ones who hate the older shit, and it gets worse and worse and worse each time.

>>277576040
God bless yoga pants holy shit.

>>277576063
Where did he get that dress?
I didn't know they catered to the larger woman over there.

>>277575860
How could you type if you are a skeleton? what's the secret behind your magic I shall not fear you anymore for I swear I'll free humanity of your kin, back to the void that spawned you monster.

>people saying "omg look at him"
>tfw when he looks like every other trans

>>277567570
Wait a second?The arms weren't always blue?

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>>277576010

i just wanted a sonic thread

>>277575965
thank you, I almost maced my mom

>>277571885
Like everyone else has said, I'll never understand. How you can be so assblasted over blue arms.
It'd be like if Nintendo decided to give Mario a black jacket to wear from now on. Sure people would be pissed, but they'd get over it. Not go to gamestores and spraying game cases.

Although, it's Chris. I shouldn't be surprised.

>>277575894

Nothing happened with chris, but we spent a few days agonizing over the fact that he was turning 30 and thus would become a wizard, and considering just how much of a virgin he is, would become the most powerful wizard to ever exist.

And in generally just catching up on the history of CwC. My favorite is the Liquid Chris saga

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Why does Chris hate other autists so much? He can't even bond over his shared problems.

>>277576230
My secret is there's a skeleton inside of you right now and everyone you love

I've never understood why Sonic of all things has such an autistic fucking fanbase

Probably only MLP can match it

>>277576384
Autists are territorial and competitive in their realms of autisim. That's why they always try and have the most original characters and insist they always have the most correct opinion.

>>277576239
>Implying not everyone reacts to seeing a trans this way
You have to make yourself convincing to possibly live normally.

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>>277572962

How do you think he would react to this?

>>277576365
No thats where you're wrong tho. Chris has made himself available on the internet but he is not the only one of his kind out there. If nintendo changed marios colors someone would burn gamestop to the ground. I also don't understand it but thats because chris is retarded and im not

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Does Chris' half-brother know about all this shit?

Not just the recent events. I mean the whole CWC saga and wiki in general?

He could probably contribute quite a lot to the cause, getting information, etc...

>>277576374
He isn't a Wizard though.

He lost to a paid whore.
Out of his Father's estate.

Top fucking kek.

>>277576579
mace the fuck out of you

>>277576652
He is a normal person and seems to not what to have anything to do with all of this shit.

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>>277576053
whatever, square.
>Sailor Moon

I mean really. You have the chilblains

>>277576579
If people started doing that, he would go mental.

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>>277566573
Anyone else enjoy the Christmas Mod pack with Unleashed's Cool Edge in Generations?

>>277576579
SONICHU'S Arms Are NOT YELLOW!!

>he then proceeds to vandalize his own comics

>>277576428
>>277576590
>nintendo changed marios colors someone would burn gamestop to the ground.

I seriously seriously doubt it. People would get pissed, but like Red Alert 3 pissed.

>>277566573
>that arm
fucking cardio

>>277576652
Cole doesn't give a shit. He said something along the lines of "stop asking me about my retarded half-brother" on Twitter.

Like everyone else in their family, he's disowned them.

>>277576652
I really doubt he wants to have anything to do with this monstrosity.

>>277576040
gimme a sniff


mmmmm beefy wafts

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The worst part is I use to think Chris put on having maximum autism because he could use it as an excuse to do nothing with his life but play with toys and be a manbaby, but now I can really see that he isn't putting it on.
>I WAS THE VICTIM IN THIS
He actually believes this, not like a child who makes up lies on the playground and says "B-B-B-BUT HE PUSHED ME 1ST" knowing full well its a lie but trying to get sympathy, no Chris actually thinks he is blameless and that the shit he does is completely okay.

He needs to be put away forever he is a menace to society and is going to fucking kill somebody at somepoint.

>>277576291
Don't make a thread with a picture more interesting that your thread

>>277576543
>Probably only MLP can match it
Believe me, they're worse, unlike the Sonic fanbase, they don't know they are about as bad, if not worse, for some reason they think that liking and spreading the fact that they like a show for little girls that stopped being good after halfway the second season makes them special.

>>277576979
it's an elbow

do you think Chris enjoys the films of Wes Anderson?

>>277576816
full disclosure here, I have a 2nd cousin that could match chris chan in autism, but his thing is Mario. I know for a fact that he would shoot up his school if nintendo changed the mario character. He wears a mario halloween costume everyday..

Does CWC think people actually follow him because they like him and not to just see the train crash that is his day-to-day life?

>>277566573

DONT CALL ANYONE!!!

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Does he even still play games? Is he good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9Lepe1xjs#t=3024

JULAAAAAAAAY!

>>277577061
DON'T CALL ANYBODY

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>>277576816
Did anyone do anything because of Sunshine's short sleeves?

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>>277576543
Sonic has characters with simpl designs and personalities and big huge eyes. This makes them endearing to people who can't pic up on social cues.

>>277577061
Of a game that has a huge amount of backlash and drama around it because of said elbow (and other shit). If you posted a sonic 1 screen shot or something there would be less chris chan posting.

>>277577235
Is Sonic the western anime?

>>277577160
>piercing in the belly button
why do I like this

>>277577160
He owns shit tons of games and only plays 10% of them, usually shit an autist would be interested in and games he can plat easily.
http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu

>>277577160
I love you anon

>>277577320
it's a bad game i'm pretty sure no one hates it for the elbows

>>277577131
He knows his life is awful, but he thinks it is the troll's fault.

>>277576953
>"As You can SEE I was only PROTECTING Myself when I Was THREATENED by being told to "PUT DOWN THE KNIFE". He Should NOT have FORCED ME TO USE IT over something So Trivial as Sonic's New Shoe Color!!"

>>277571337
24

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>>277576983
I'm dying to see what those "BRONY 4 LIFE" horsefuckers will look like in five years.

>>277567150
can someone post the remilia version of this pls

>>277570795
He fucking went into the red with 5 DOLLARS AND A SODA

TOP LEL

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>>277577396
>Sonichu
kek, well atleast he still masters electoric video games like he used to.

>>277577324
Well Sonic was made by japs to mimic the style of Mickey Mouse n'shit to get popular in the west, so..

I honestly don't know.

>>277572908
He's going to start a prison gang called the Tan Arms, mark my words.

>>277574541

It's not my fault, it's the fault of my genetics, my parents, the place of my upbringing, the ideas I was brought into contact with, the persuasiveness of people I meet, what media makes me want, how people encourage me to act, what people want from me, and what the world expects me to do in order for me to get what I want!

I mean without those than what am I?!

I know we don't have as much info on pamperchu, but who is the most autistic person in the world? Chris or Pamperchu?

>>277577430
>not being triggered by the elbows

>>277577686
Chris.

Nobody will ever come close to Chris.

>>277577179
We really are evil.

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>>277577396

>>277577672
I feel like a comic needs to be drawn for the Giga-Nigga prison saga.

>>277576543
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog

>>277577686
Pamperchu has a weird fetish that he discusses on forums with like-minded people. Chris tells you about his fight against SONIC BLUE ARMS without you even asking.

>>277577686
Chris is much worse. Pamperchu hurts nobody (other than himself). CWC is so bad he is a menace to the human race.

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>>277577993

>>277577804
What about Deaglenation?

>>277577179
Honestly? I think that's too far.

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>>277566573
What happened to Chris? Are there more videos? >>>/pol/403357300

>>277577993
>A potential inhibitor of the Hedgehog signaling pathway has been found and dubbed 'Robotnikinin', in honor of Sonic the Hedgehog's nemesis, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.[57]
>Some clinicians and scientists criticize giving genes frivolous, whimsical, or quirky names,[9] calling it inappropriate that patients with "a serious illness or disability are told that they or their child have a mutation in a gene such as sonic hedgehog."[58][59]

what has science done

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>>277570795
Makes me wonder: Did anybody ever beat the ever living shit out if him? Hard to imagine nobody did yet.

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>>277578408
>patients with "a serious illness or disability are told that they or their child have a mutation in a gene such as sonic hedgehog