What will happen to Valve when Gabe is completely gone (dead)?

The AIs take over

The Advisors win

The SJWs take over.

>>276001617
>implying lord gaben can die

hats

hats until you like it

>>276001617
Nothing, they'll keep green lighting shit Indie games and continue making hats for tf2

Nothing will change

By the way, he is only 52 and already looks like he is gonna die from something any day now.

>>276001617


the happy merchants will milk and bleed it.
also >>276001737 >>276001748

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Gaben can't die because he will be hooked up to a machine like Mr. House.

>>276001617

SJWs take over and install jew agenda

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>>276002468
Thats exactly what i thought.
>In the last moment of his life,Gabe will expand himself so much that the only way to avoid world destruction is to put him inside steam with some mumbo jumbo trick.

>>276002797
>Gabe becoming steam itself
I am gonna cry tears of happiness when it happens.

>>276002797
christmas sales when?

>>276001617
The SJWs will take over.

Start banning games they don't like because it offends them.

Start advertising and putting games like Gone Home at the forefront of the steam pages and hiding games they hate in the back.

and etc etc etc

>>276003089
>>276001748
Do you people really think that SJW are relevant in anything outside Tumblr and Twitter?

His closest advisors will cover up the death and create an animatronic gaben and pretend to be him.

Valve gets a new CEO.

>>276004063
they'll post their spewed shit anywhere because they don't know when to shut the fuck up
it's inevitable that they'll have leeway here and there

I'll kill myself

>>276001776
This exactly has Portal not taught you guys anything?

>>276001617
EA 2.0

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>>276004643

Nothing, Gabe is just around, he doesn't even really run Valve anymore, someone else will become CEO & nothing will change

Lombardi would run the company into the ground within 2 years

Valve will release a one-of-a-kind Steambox(tm) with a case made from Gaben's bones.

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>>276001617

The floodgates will be open and every SJW will invade steam.
Mostly likely, the new CEO of steam and valve will be a SJWs (third wave feminist) who will finally kill gaming as we know and turn it into a hugbox for every person who gets offended by everything in the world

>>276005005
This

Some of you people are retarded

Patriots AI

>>276003053
26 hours from now

>>276001617

Gaben will not die, don't be silly.

>>276001617

When Gabe dies gaming will probably die with him.

>Gaben becomes the Stan Lee of the vidya industry

We're all gonna die in his life time.

>>276001617
Absolutely nothing. Gabe has almost nothing to do with Valve these days.

>>276004063

They've obviously spread to Valve since someone just removed the game without a reason and Gabe had to bring it back

>>276006540
Except keeping them from not killing gaming.

>All these people telling Gabe has nothing to do with valve anymore.

You're retarded, Valve as a company is privately owned, it has no stocks and no other CEOs.
All and every shot is called by the boss and owner - Gaben himself.

What you're reffering to is that he's just a man, so he let's some of the calls to subordinates.
But in the end he has the final word in everything.

>>276001617

>Implying he can die

>>276006546
Maybe we are lucky and such thing hasn't happened and it was actually the idea of some shitty marketing guy. Though within 11 hours means that whoever it was he knew very well what was going on. And the worst part is it wasn't probably just one person doing it, but a few had to agree on it together.

Hopefully Gabe chooses Gabe 2.0 for his successor. He made be a fat fuck, but is our fat fuck. Even though he doesn't really get to make games anymore, at least I can hope he still loves them as much as ever.

the question is what will happen to gaming..

SJW will burn it to the ground, if the can get an SJW as head of valve. Which according to rumors they're halfway there just need gabe to die

He'll become a monster.

>>276001617

>Gaben is the last defender of uncorrupted vidya
>Hes all that stands between fun and sjw, media corruption, and shady company practices

Once he dies the vidya industry as we know it ends

>Gabe dies
>Doug Lombardi takes over
>steam starts censoring games
>panders to sjws
>a new half-life game is released every year with a season pass
>every valve multiplayer game is p2w
>premium steam accounts
>valve becomes a public traded company
It's all over, guys.

He has kids so hopefully he raised his kids well because they'd probably take over.

>>276002062
that's because he weighs 5000 pounds and his heart is the size of a volkswagen beetle

>>276004643
>Implying EA can afford valve´s 3.5 billions momentary worth, which grows rapidly, not to mention that anyone seeking to purchase would have to overpay like M$ did with Minecraft

>>276006845
incorrect, gabeN only owns 51+% of the company, the rest is at least partially owned by company staff.

He will be placed on the Golden Throne of course

>>276006845
>talking shit when you know shit
they dont teach you anything valuable in your social studies ?

>>276001617

>implying Gabe can die

>>276001617
Valve studios will collapse from the impact of his dead body hitting the floor.

>>276001617
>Gabe Newell

Four letters in first name, five letters in the other.

That combines to make 9.

Nine divided by three, is three.

Half-life 3 will be confirmed when he's dead.

The SJWs that Gabe clearly employs will take over.

>banning a game without gabe's knowledge or authorization

You guys don't see the problem here?

Gayben

someone should email gabe and ask

>>276009442

>people seriously think everything valve does goes across gabes desk

Is Doug Lombardi that bad?

Motherfucking ghost Gaben that's what

Ashley Burch and her SJW cronies will take over.
She almost got Hatred pulled because she infected valve with her liberal agenda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfLvaSWdyo
This will happen to videogames if you don't fight back against SJW.

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>>276009741
Ahhh shit not this video again....
I still have nightmares

>>276001617
Gaben clones

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>>276009741

>>276009631
Thats the issue. Valve is already ran by SJW faggots. I dont think Gabe even works that much on steam anymore anyways, he literally had to come down from heaven and get his hands dirty one last time in order to put back Hatred on steam.

He is like the 80´s action hero who is a retired cop or war veteran that has to come back one more time to save his kidnapped daughter.

Once Gaben is dead, merchants will jew the fuck out of it, and sjw will push their agendas without limits. In fact, it woldnt surprise me that console corporations try to buy steam and destroy it.

>>276009741
>TV show
Good thing I don't watch TV anymore.

>>276004063
Ask Colbert. He had Anita on his show.

Gabe Newell is only 52 years old. By the time he's dead, there's a good chance there will be something even better than Steam.

>>276011697
But Google Play already exists

Rockstar and Nintendo will be the last bastion of non-sjw in video games.

>e3 2045
>gaben rolls on stage
>he's sitting in a wheelchair
>lights go out, spotlights on gabe
>"my dear friends and colleges"
>"today is a special day, a day of much joy and happiness..."
>"but let me first share something unpleasant with you..."
>he grabs his beard under the right ear and pulls it of, reviling cables and electric boards
>"today i am going to die"
>the spotlights turn off and the monitors behind him show the lambda
>electric sparks erupt from where gaben was sitting
>GlaDOS voice rings
>"you didn't really think I would just vanish, did you"
>"we've worked quite some while on this and we've made it just in time"
>"I, GabeDOS will from now on be the heart and brain of the steam gaming platform."
>"I will also be every AI in our future games, starting with..."
>the lambda on the screens starts to glow white hot
>Half-Life Episode 1.5: Life in the tunnels

>>276009741
wait, ashley burch videos are funny and she seems a cool gurl, does she really care about swj crap?

>>276002928
>Day X
>Gabe dies
>Steam users flock every site with rip Gabe
>sorrow everywhere
>then on the third day you hear voice from your headphones
>"Worry not children, it is I, Gabe. I will be here with you."
>you cry from happiness
>couple of days pass
>Gabe copies himself so that every Steam user has their own virtual Gabe telling them about sale and best deals, sings you christmas carrols during christmas and tells you to sleep well just before you close your PC.

>>276001617

His clone takes over.

Gabe Newell is a human meme
imagine what that must feel like

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WHEN IS XMAS SALE

IT SHOULDVE BEEN TODAY

I'm tired of Gabe being treated like some god. His games suck. His personality sucks. End of story. Die in peace, you fat fuck.

>>276009136

There goes another 5 months for episode 3

>>276013375

>blaspheming this hard

You should be excommunicated from /v/

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>>276012829
He becomes the next bonzibuddy

>>276013582
Dude is such a tool, and Half-life is way overrated. I don't understand what /v/ sees in this walking heart attack.

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gabe is already dead

>>276013089
like lots and lots of money!

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>>276013981

>>276014640
>great and original game play at the time
>incoherent story about aliens, boring.
>linear
17 years later you'd being tearing this shit up like DA:I, nostalgiafags.

>>276010745
And now his show is over ;^)

>>276012570
>colleges
Is there a filter on /v/ today that makes everyone spell like a moron?

>>276015257
>todae

>>276009165
I think you counted wrong there m8 :^)

>>276013998

gabes long lost poorfag brother

>>276001617
Even if he dies, his spirit will return at least twice a year to bestow upon us video game sales with huge discounts of up to 90% off on many popular titles. His soul will continue to feed on the wallets of the living for eternity.

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>>276012829
That explains why is Gaben being so jewish over these years.Hes collecting money to become an A.I

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>>276001617

>>276006485
nah, he's too fat

>>276018842

>implying gaben wouldn't stop being a jew even in death

>>276002468
Nah, he's like the golden emperor, except instead of sacrificing psykers to maintain him, they sacrifice subway sandwiches.