Shiggy

>>275907857
I want to violate her body

Man.
Those look kind of cute. I might actually try making some soon. There's a party coming up and there's no way Mario Kart ISN'T getting played at some point.

I hope Miyamoto plugs Pikmin everywhere he goes.

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Based Roh playing Mario Kart with Miyamoto.

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>you'll never play mario kart with shiggy

>>275909537
why does the dog have the same face as Shiggy?

>>275907857
Is that the same shirt he wore when he pulled the Wii out of his pocket?
How many fucking pockets does that thing have?

>>275909586
Because they're both trying really hard to avoid staring at Roh's breast or making short jokes.

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>you will never be as happy as shiggy

how does he do it

>>275909586
thinken of nintendog

>>275909902
He's a golem sustained by the smiles of Nintendo fans, that's how.

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>Over 200 years-old
>Still gets girls

Miyamoto is a god among men.

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>>275909196
>playing Mario Kart at a party

Get a look at this nerd.

You guys gonna play Dungeons and Dragons afterwards?

Maybe drink some root beer? Don't go too crazy you might get a sugar rush.

Nerd.

>>275909902
By making happy games.

Miyamoto is really short. He's only a couple of inches taller than that tiny woman.

>>275907857
HOLY FUCK IS THAT BILL?! HOW DID SHE GET HIM ON THE SHOW?

>>275910105
STFU Scott Hall you fat sad worthless drunk

>>275910164
Ro is about 4'11'. Based Miyamoto is probably 5'2''.

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>>275910105

>>275910164
hes japanese and hes around 120 years old its no wonder why hes so short

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>Mr Iwata will never come and hang out at your house

>Miyamoto will die in your lifetime
There's gonna be a sticky and there will be shitposting.

>>275910487
Hopefully 4chan will be dead before then

>>275910105
Mario Kart is the only game every normalfag and even non-gamer-girls play.

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>you will never be visited by Miyamoto and Bill
>you will never be given an autographed 3DS by Miyamoto
>you will never play video games with Shiggy and Bill

Life is suffering.

Man, getting to meet Shiggs must have been awesome. Bill is also pretty cool.

She's lucky to have played vidya with them.

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>>275910105
HEY YO

WE GOT A LITTLE SURVEY GOING ON AT NWO HEADQUARTERS AND YOU'RE EITHER WITH US, OR AGAINST US

ARE YOU HERE TO PLAY MARIO KART AND HAVE FUN?

OR ARE YOU HERE TO CONVINCE EVERYONE ELSE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE A BIG GROWN UP ADULT?

>>275907857
whos dat bitch

that was a bit of cringe

>>275910809
No actually it wasn't

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>>275910705
>and Bill

Bill Trinnen always comes off to me as a hard-ass. When not in front of a camera or group of fans, just in the office getting work done.

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>>275907857
>Shiggy is wearing a Splatoon shirt
BASED

>>275910809
>implying you wouldn't be creaming your pants playing vidya with Shiggy and Bill

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>Miyamoto wearing a Spltaoon shirt
Also, my captcha was a cake image selection, what the fuck

>>275910954
Skip ahead to 9:51 and listen to what Bill says.

>>275911036
>>275910705
>implying I haven't already

Make-a-Wish and cancer, niggers. Also got to meet Scarlett Johansson. Shit's cash yo.

>>275909183
I want to violate your mom

If you were playing MK8 with Shiggy and Bill, would you let them win?

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>>275907857
>based shigeru using based pro controller

even based shigeru hates gamepad

>>275911404
nope.

>>275911215
Enjoy death.

>>275911404
I wouldnt want them to think Im a faggot that suck at video games.

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>>275911404
>yfw old ass based Shiggy is terrible at games now

>>275911215
We have enough cancer on this board, you best be leaving.

>>275911404
Fuck no.

>Miyamoto playing Pikmin 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvbem-nAItQ

He makes funny sounds

>>275911563
I don't have cancer anymore. In fact I never did.

this... is... the power.... of.... b8

>>275911614
I doubt if Shiggy was ever even good at vidya. He makes games, but does he even really play them?

Miyamoto's only 62 and the japanese have a really high life expectancy. We could all be middle aged before he dies

>>275912005
Or, y'know, we might die tomorrow.

>>275907857
Kill Jester.

>>275912005
>yfw he outlives everybody born before 2025

>>275911614
>>275911912
>implying shiggy wasnt letting her win to fuck her off camera

>>275907857
>Bill beating the hell out of everyone else in MK
kek

He's a bit awkward though.

>>275912194
But she came last.

How did that annoying cunt get Shiggy to come visit? I would have no problem with this shit if she didn't talk like a retard.

>>275910105
I always thought my group of friends was strange for that reason. You usually asociate videogames with innocence but me and my friends play vidya pretty much everyday and we drink more whiskey, smoke more weed, snort more coke and take more LSD in a month than you probably do in a whole year.

I guess we're just fucking addicts.

>>275912253
I have to imagine it's always going to be awkward talking to somebody through a translator.

>>275912879
>me and my friends play vidya pretty much everyday and we drink more whiskey, smoke more weed, snort more coke and take more LSD in a month than you probably do in a whole year.
millenials in a nutshell

>>275913064
I'm 25 years old and most of my friends are 30 you fucking imbecile.

>>275909537

Miyamoto's face somewhat looks like the sad frog face.

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>>275909537
Hey wait a minute, is that fucking faggot dog? I'm not a dog person, but I can see the resemblance.

>>275912879
>You usually asociate videogames with innocence

Nigger what, do you even arcade

>>275913064
>he thinks people born before the year 2000 didn't do a shit ton of drugs

i cant tell if you're pretending to be retarded or just being yourself

>>275910431
It's really weird to see him dressed casually.

>>275913206
>>275913401
>millenials
>Born in the 2000s
Anons...

>and his friend Bill

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>>275913418
its even weirder to see him in a turtleneck

>>275913637
BTFO

>>275913605
>anons

Joke's on you, I was samefagging.

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Why is Shiggy always so fucking happy?

>>275913918
anyone have the gif of this?

bitch is kawaii as fuck

>>275913918
Sad clown syndrome

>>275907857
BOY SQUIDS FOR SPLATOON CONFIRMED

>>275910164
She is wearing heels but of course he is short

>>275913918

He's happy because he keeps printing money.

>ITS UNICORN COBLASKDKASDL
I literally gagged.

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>>275913064
Guess you're just a drug taking nerd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fee-6ETQ5s

>What was your favorite game to make?
>Uh.....The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening
>*deathly silence because nobody was born when that was released*

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I'd eat her nerdy nummies if you know what I mean

>>275914434
I want to protect that smile.

>>275907857
She is annoying as fuck but damn Shiggy looks happy.

Do you think bill and shiggy go to strip clubs together, or just hang out in general?

>>275915030
Considering Bill is Miyamoto's personal translator, I imagine he has no choice but to tag along and go with Miyamoto wherever he goes.

>>275912005
>We could all be middle aged before he dies
>TFW already 28.
Y-yea, "could" be...

>>275915312
Maybe i'm wrong, but I believe Bill is the head of the NoA localization team and NOT Miyamoto's personal translator.

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>Squid girl is the main character

fuck you shota fags

>>275915487
I just assumed Bill is his personal translator since he's pretty much everywhere he goes whenever someone has to translate what he's saying.

>>275907857
fuck, makervid/disney get there partners some cool perks

>>275915738
their*.
fuck, i was jerking off

>>275911912
Apparently he was a whizz at games back when he first started, people used to crowd around to watch him play.

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"What else are we going to do?"

>>275915647
>>275915487
Bill is the head of the NoA localisation team but also their go to translator for events because him and Miyamoto have been apparently been pretty friendly for so long so they have a great translator who gets on well with him, seems perfect.

>shiggy still has all of his hair

some people get all of the luck

>>275917570
I suppose it's one of the perks of being forever young.

>>275915487
Well, Bill has known Miyamoto for a very long time (he was the one who translated the E3 where Miyamoto announced Melee for the first time), so it wouldn't surprise me if he was his personal translator as well.

>>275918691
He's been Miyamoto's interpreter since the late 90s.

>>275909702
That's a Splatoon shirt you retard

>>275911912
Iwata was, and still is, the master of Balloon Fight. He actually revealed a secret to it that no one had figured out.

>>275913064
>implying you smoke more weed than me

and if you take more LSD than I used to you probably don't have much of a personality anyways

>>275918691
I'm honestly surprised Miyamoto has been internationally prevalent for so long without learning to speak English.

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>Shigeru's infinite happiness
>playing MK8 with Bill and Shig

>>275918989
God they should reboot balloon fight.

I can see it so vividly in my head.
Three dimensional movement, arenas, special backpacks and weapons that help you move in different ways.

>bill plays MK8 with Link instead of Rosalina
I thought he was dedicated to his waifu.

Also I'm interested in what Miyamoto said about the 30th anniversary of SMB, and they'd celebrate with many games, one of them being Mario Maker. Posible new main Mario game this year as well?

>>275919460
Bill likes Midna better than Rosalina.

>>275919460
I dunno, it seems a bit soon unless it's 3D World 2 (which I would love)

>>275910105
>Hes never played Mario Kart hammered
>He has never toked and played Mario Kart with his friends
>He has no friends to party with

I love the way miyamoto moves, its so curious and child like

>>275918989
What was the secret?

>UMAI
I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
THANK YOU KACHO

>>275920610
The fish moves left to right to left on the screen, which is why sometimes you don't get eaten when you get close to the water and sometimes you do

Is shiggy a cuck?

>>275913317
Well its the same breed. But no.
I had to reply to this because the good reference needed to be acknowledged.

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>>275920990
Remember when Bill cucked us all?

>>275921279
Bill has many waifus
>Rosalina
>Isabelle
>Midna
Who will he claim next?

>>275910431
>Enter to my home, this scene
>C-can I suck your dick please Iwata-san ;_;?

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>Isn't even that excited when Shiggy shows up
And she calls herself a "nerd"

>>275909702
i don't think he meant the shirt but rather the jacket

>>275922116
she clearly had an orgasm anon