Meanwhile, on medieval Japanese /v/...
there's so little feudal punk it's actually laughable
>go to katanastop
>qt geisha behind the counter
>O-ohaiyo, do you have any Masamune katanas left?
>she asks me if I would you like to preorder the new Muramasa
>start dropping my noodles
>some young ronin comes in and slaps her ass
>get too embarrassed and run out of the store
>sitting here drinking sake and regretting it, I left my money there and the ronin probably took my Masamune
oh god not HIM again
God bless Japan. only ones that wont get shit from sjw for having characters like this
Hey guys, some of the gaijin left these for us as a gift. Seems like kind of a gimmick that won't catch on, don't you think?
> walk into teastop
>8/10 musume with blackened teeth at counter
> ask to pick up preorder of Sengoku Basara with Sen no Rikyu DLC
> she didn't hear me
> grow hazukashii
> ramen falls out of kimono sleeve
Can you believe these Tanegashima casuals? Using gunpowder to shoot iron balls from a distance instead of fighting up close with a sword like real men. I believe if it goes on like this, the sword market will crash and we'll never have good katanas folded a million times anymore. Masamune-san will be forced to retire and we'll never see another masterpiece of his ever again.
twang twang twang twang twang
Casual. Fight like a man and use a sword. Are you afraid to get your belly open and your bowels spilled? Die honorably or commit seppuku in solitude you bastard. I bet you don't even have a geisha to cook your last rice and sake meal before you slice your belly open.
m-maybe if it work real hard on master ninja difficulty I'll become a daimyo!
1545. This is Sengoku Jidai, the Age of the Country at War. For centuries, the Ashikaga Shoguns have ruled from Kyoto. Great power, and wealth were theirs. But the wheel of the time has turned....now the over mighty clans no longer obey. It has come time for a new Shogun to emerge...but who will be victorious...only time will tell...
Casuals and cowards. Dishonorable.
>still not using guns
me & my boys got something to say to you. me on the horse btw
Who wants to come with me to China and climb the Great Wall to fuck some cheap Chinese sluts? If you bring them a few bottles of sake they'll do anything. They'll slurp on your dick like noodles, shit's intense.
why is feudal japan so valhallic /v/
Are women are kuso. Check this superior western beauty.
Why are you socializing with gaijins? They just want to take our women and take them back to Europe. If it weren't for those Chinese dogs they wouldn't have guns, they wouldn't stand a chance with their inferior swords and bulky armor.
>climb the Great Wall
You're thinking of the Mongols. Wrong race.
The Japanese just did a lot of inbreeding and infighting. So much infighting that they never developed the essential skill of strapping a piece of wood to your forearm to block projectiles.
They didn't get their shit together until they decided to westernize.
I love playing Fatal Frame and Dragon Quest on my Wii U! And Taiko Drum Master too!
Fuck Nintendo and his region-lock bullshit.
>they never developed the essential skill of strapping a piece of wood to your forearm to block projectiles.
Seriously, did the idea of shields never even occur to them? Assuming historical battles were anything like battles in Shogun 2, archers wrecked shit in Sengoku era Japan.
Genghis Khan a shit. I'll chop him in half complete with horse with my sword.
>Portuguese gaijins bring this awesome weapon to our glorious country
>Time to finally fuck the chinese
>Send them a musket with the emmisary so they start panicking
>They reverse engineer it and craft a lot of them
Honor only mattered to the upper class. Most of their armies were made up of militia, which are mostly farmers.
So basically yes. The Japanese were fairly isolated so any significant fighting they did was with themselves. And that is why they never had any significant advancements in military technology or strategy.
I fucking love all this japanese-ish type of music, all the ones with the TWANGS and the flute shit going on, basically everything like this:
Post more music like this.
>Boku No Pico
>Seen this shit hundreds of times
>Smoke a joint
>roll over the webm
>Suddenly a boner
>sit there quietly whispering 'why boner' for 60 seconds
>Work in Uwajima under the Date clan as a Yamato-e painter
>"HEY NANASHI CAN YOU DRAW MASAMUNE AS A ONE EYED DRAGON KEMONO FOR ALL THESE GOLD PIECES?"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that Goemon is dead, or that it's probably better for it to stay dead in the current generation.
Oh well, the music is still great
Superior clothes reporting, baka gaijin go home.
>Travell to the land of the whites
>Go to theatre to enrich myself with their culture
>Men wearing wigs and dancing
>Meanwhile a man with his face painted black and wearing red lipstick beats a drum and a metal plate
>BADUM TSSS after every comment
>Everyone starts clapping
This is nothing like my scribe's scrolls.
Chivalry is for boys.
Bushidō is for men.
Everytime I see or hear "YOOOOOOOOOOO" I need to hear the Okami soundtrack again.
Why is it so good?
Traditional jap music is pretty good.
What are some games where I can play as a brave Mongolian warrior?
>Go to Japan as a bit of a weeb
>Come back more weeb than ever to the point where I'm even considering doing JET even though it's notoriously shit
This was a mistake oh god.
I hear he singlehandedly beat down Yamato-no-Orochi and took the throne as the demon king.