I am constantly fighting my urge to rape. Of course not because I think raping is bad, only because I don`t want to get caught raping. Just a few days ago, I was playing Hearthstone, it seems like I was loosing, my opponent had total board control. Then I topdecked a flamestrike and blasted him in the face, winning the game. My cock was instantly rock-hard. I couldn`t contain myself. I jumped out of my chair, made loud ape noises while leaving my room, kicked down my roommates door and raped her. Good thing she won`t tell anyone because she secretly likes it.
These nutbars really make me miss Jack Thompson.
How is it that 'video games make you violent' arguments were always thrown out, usually due to a lack of decisive evidence, but these 'video games make you a misogynistic rapist' claims are taken seriously?
Was it all because ol' Jacko didn't have a vagina?
>play solitaire one day
>my rape urges surge through my body because of it
>it is time for some forcey fun time
>go outside and rape the nearest female
>the female happens to be a 5 year old girl
>this is not enough rape
>start raping the mother
>rape exactly the next 69 females i see
>pass out due to too much rape with a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye
They're either saying:
>videogames will make me rape if I keep seeing sexy women
>i'm above everyone, and it's them who need censorship, not me
Either way, pretty fucked.
Also Indians rape constantly and they can't afford GTA
Oh boy, Another Gamer goober thread.
Arnt these supposed to be banned
>complaining about video game lap dances instead of actual lap dancing
Actual lap dances aren't rape inducing since they are on consent of a real women. Video game lap dancers have no consent as their actions are controlled entirely by the sick man who programmed her.
Is she fucking blind? There's a guy watching at the door to make sure you don't do anything. Also, private dances could lead to bankruptcy if you are a patron too often. I think the chance of losing all your money it more likely than the number of private dances needed for the chance of a sexual assault or rape incident to reach 1.
>Malala Yousafzai got shot in the face for campaigning for girls' education
>a bunch of people playing video games in suburbia
Does getting a 5 make me king of games?
One time I played a game where I crawled out of a dark hole and started off weak. More and more did I delight.
But then the sense of playfulness, at least the innocence of such, wore away not from the impersonality of nature. The illnesses and wounds that have no intelligence. It was the path of wrong decisions that people made. The horrors of an infinite set. Worse yet, no pruning was happening.
So then I put everyone in a trap for sentient minds where they would be on a world where they could make monkey hell and practice their deviant brand of delusions on each other.
I've been using a certain other website, accidentally clicked the tab for 4chan and clicked on this thread.
I only just realized where I am.
Are these threads not getting deleted anymore?
Whatch me get a 4 though...
In the future
how bad would I get it if I cosplayed as rapeman to a feminist rally?
Well Australia banned porn containing women with smaller busts becuase they thought it led to child rape and pedophilia.
What do you expect of a country that is the boil on the ass of the Earth
I was raping someone the other day and she quoted one of sarkesian videos saying "see? this is bad" i was stunned, at this point i was sure that raping people was something normal, but it seems to actually being wrong, i cut my rape quota to half right there.
no they didn't retard.
A law was PROPOSED that would ban porn with women that had A-cups, but it never went anywhere because women didn't like being told they're not real women if they don't have large breasts.
>I was playing peggle the other day and it gave me subliminal messages, and I raped the first guy that came across me.
Yeah the ugliness of Dragon Age seriously provokes me to rape and kill everyone that made that terrible game.
Because this is different. Video games making you violent was just stupidity.
Feminism views being forced upon our society I think is a tactic for population control. They are making men afraid to ask women out. Your not allowed to. If she freaks out over you asking her out, YOUR the one at fault.
They also stop us from having sex with constant fear Aids and other STDs, force homosexual movements and lifestyle, and now they are forcing feminism. Its terrible.
Considering the people I have met from Australia that country is a fucking paradox. How does a country with people whose main word is Cunt manage to have a goverment which wants everything banned?
Its common knowledge most extremist femenitards were either raped or sexually abused by a male when they were younger and have anger and hate for all men and label them all rapists.
They all need mental help and realize not all men are bad and not all men are their abuser.
I kinda get this one. You're not supposed to touch the dancers, and the game encourages it. Then again, the game encourages blowing up buildings, robbing banks, stealing vehicles, being black, killing people, and public nudity, so I don't really see the problem
How much do you want to bet she gives herself that title just because she made a game once and doesn't actually know anything about engineering or software?
It's like when a guy assumes a girl doesn't know much because they're a girl and talks down to them
>Even though he knew she had an advanced degree in neuroscience, he felt the need to mansplain "there are molecules in the brain called neurotransmitters"
its the same as interrupt rape except its argument rape
Of course! Didn't you know every man who ever went to a strip club were all rapists-in-wait? Straight men are all rapists by nature. If you like vagina then you, by nature, will eventually rape a woman.
This is the rape culture strong women have to deal with!
>gamer neckbeard has muscle strength and stamina to chase. tackle, and pin girl down for rape
they dont even lift
>they also unironically listen to wu-tang
Why is this a thing? I saw a SJW on Youtube the other day with the Liquid Swords cover as an avatar. Is it because the members of the group are/used to be black supremacists?
I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM
THE DUBS MADE ME DO IT
>there's a mission in gtav where you brutally torture an innocent man and then force him to leave his family behind and go to a different country
>people still get mad about muh strippers and hookers
>Video game lap dancers have no consent
I know this is parody, but it's amazing the amount of people who think polygons are sentient.
I wonder if these people ask for consent from the dildo they plug their cunts with too.
Seeing as I never have raped before, no.
The video game industry is a boys club. It's clear that an aggressive masculine product like GTA could have no women involved in the creative process. Any women on the team were most likely given low-level tasks that had no real input on the development, and were probably harnessed and belittled by the male gaze of their co-workers.
It's what happens when you talk to a woman exactly the same way you would talk to a man and they get upset.
he's been trying for years
trying to save us
That is what being a 'cultural critic' does to your brain.
>Rape porn is so fucking awful.
I totally agree! But you make some sort of distinction. All porn involving women is rape.
They may be paid but they're a product of the rape culture! Every women in porn is a rape victim even if they defend it. They're just deluded.
>balding in your twenties
life must be rough
Honestly I only ever hear about this stuff on the internet.
No girl has ever claimed rape culture shit when I've asked them out or hit on them. I've definitely been turned down my fair share, but I've never had a girl get all SJW on me
>That feel when my Gunpla and other /m/ shit is safe from all these current video game shenanigans
It's all still fat whiteknights thinking they'll get pussy the more they complain. And if it's a woman they're just insecure someone looks better than them in a bikini.
This is what happens when you accept fucked up people as being equal.
Has anyone asked Brianna Wu, a man, care's about how many women have been hired at IGN and Giantbomb? Just curious to see how severe it's reaction would be to being called a him.
How does one become this much of a faggot and what measures can I take to prevent it?
It happens quite a lot in real life actually. You never leave your house so of course you wouldn't know.
As an example, I was in a programming class this week and we were using an IDE. A guy beside me said to me "You know you can use this shortcut to predict the command". Of course I fucking know. I'm a fucking programming student. But he assumed I didn't know because I'm a girl.
It's an incredibly sad day when companies like Blizzard and EA are more reasonable than any other large body of video game-related individuals.
Remove every bit of redundant land
I dunno, can watching Trey attempt to rape Marissa lead to rapes?
He would have told you that regardless of your gender. Get off your high chair.
You sure do you fucking neanderthal.
Every time your dick gets even slightly chubby you should be ashamed.
You just raped an imaginary woman or even worse a real woman that you saw and that's pretty much the same thing!
Give it time, all the /pol/turds infesting /v/ will eventually fuck off to h8ch.
>But he assumed I didn't know because I'm a girl.
You assumed he thought you didn't know because you were a girl because you are a girl.
Everybody likes helping people and giving tips if you don't see people using them.
Stop being so fucking paranoid.
I would've high-fived this dude for letting one rip loud enough for some cunt to feel like she was raped
Fun fact, this is the tranny that said GG drove him from his home but it turns out he faked all that
Well MEN only think of one thing, Rape, so obviously he wasn't trying to make small talk or conversation and he was a mansplaining rapists priming his target for RAPE
>tfw a country full of betas will never give in to SJWs
Thank you, based nippon.
Be too obsessed with Mario lore.
Become a F-Tier e-celeb.
Don't move out of your parents home till age 31.
Optional is being a SJW but come across as super creepy when you talk about how hot Bayonetta is.
>being so new that you think a new chan is something new or noteworthy
fucking tumblrinas, try doing a basic background search on 4chan before you try shilling
yea probably best to ignore these kinds of threads
people can say any kind of shit on twitter
to assume that many people believe and reply as such is just plain stupid
You can't even have sex with the strippers unless they like you and even some won't and you can't force them. And when you do have sex it just shows the time change and sex noises. They obviously didn't play the game.
>a book so bad that The Onion of video games wrote a legitimate article about just how shitty it is
I've read that review before and I'm still astounded it even happened.
>Calls itself human
It's hilarious how Japan is apparently so full of sexism, but then you can have women in key roles in big games. The Evil Within, a game that's full of violence, even some with children, which apparently no woman could enjoy's core concept was by a woman. She designed the bosses too, but that's another thing entirely.
And then we have Bayonetta, who was designed by a woman. Women had prominent roles in that game's development too.
It's a fun show.
It's about a magical princess in a world where people with no magic are treated like scum. Turns out she has no magic so they ship her off to a lesbian prison with the other magicless girls and they pilot robots and kill dragons.
Also she gets a fist up her ass at the end of the first episode in a cavity search.
Depends. Are you male? Being black gives you lots of points in the Oppression Olympics, but as a male you're basically the most horrible creature on earth. Doesn't look too well for you, I'm afraid.
I like saying small tips to everybody.
Makes me feel smart even if they know, and when they do the anger in their face is just hilarious.
Funny enough many of them do reply with "I already know that! Do you think I'm dumb?" even women.
So why didn't you reply, you beta broad?
Just think of this graph whenever you hear a woman complain about ANYTHING in the first world
Hope you guys are checking your privilege daily
She not gonna fucking criticize strip clubs or the porn industry for that matter, they're gonna fucking destroy her. Nerds are the only people beta enough to let this shit happen
Yes. I was playing GTA5 last year and after going to a strip club and getting lap dances I suddenly got the urge to rape my girlfriend. I waited till she got home and then I violently raped her on my bed while whispering "patriarchy 4eva bitch" over and over.
Thankfully after going on tumbler I have learned to check my privilege and now am rehabilitated. Feminists there told me that I should not rape because it is a horrible crime and that I shouldn't do it. This surprised me because I originally thought there was nothing wrong with forcibly having sex with someone against their will but again thanks to tumbler I now know different and have seen the error of my ways. Now I shall not rape any further.
Also Neptunia's series director is a girl, the artist is a girl, most of the staff are girls and the series is about gamer girls kicking ass with no boys allowed.
Feminist as fuck.
Yeah video games actually made me addicted to rape. I want to get professional help but they would just throw me in prison if I ever said anything.
This is destroying my life but I just can't stop raping.
This better not start being a thing among SJWs
>something like 1am
>let out the largest fart of my life
>bed and walls literally shake
>I think I drop a pants size and lose 2 pounds
>I get up and say what the fuck aloud
I raped a whole city block and didnt even know it until now. Mostly true story