[Mission seems rather distant. Maybe you should talk to her.]
Mission, I'm here to tell you that you're my new waifu, starting today. Bastila went to join the Sith and I'm pretty sure Juhani is a dyke.
What? I would never have your best friend maul you to death, stop talking crazy gurl.
While playing DAI in desert areas I always thought how awesome would Tattooine look with graphics like this. Why we can't have nice things? Why there's shitty TOR with cartoony graphics?
Rock models to the left look like shit. Rock textures in general look like shit. Shadows are fucking unrealistic. No particles of sand in the air like in the real desert. 1/10 would not Tatooine.
I just wanted to fuck his sister in front of him, make her pay credits for it, and then give them to him.
Well, i just wanted to fuck his sister, to be honest.
Well, really, I just wanted to fuck him in the ass.
Ok, I admit it, I just wanted to lick his lekku and suck his dick in the most homo way possible and become his fucking bitch.
>No particles of sand in the air like in the real desert
There is actually a lot of it. It's just hard to see in a still image. Same thing with Emerald Graves. It's hard to notice the bog fog and all the bugs flying around in a still image.
>tfw all non jedi characters are useless after Taris
>tfw KOTOR only had 1 possible romance per gender
>tfw Bioware put tons of effort into each one so neither felt forced or inserted just to be a romance simulator
>there was actual conflict, an arc, and uncertainty
>they used to care about a quality story
>it wasn't just "Omg I love u lets fuggg :DDDDD"
what happened bioware?
I bet you always have this fucker in your party. %%fucking autist%%
Carth's felt more natural in the typical way a relationship builds
Bastila's actually felt really organic and well done
And then HK-47 mocked the relationships in KOTOR and I laughed like an asshole
well Disney owns the franchise now so everything is going to be about faggoty passive queers
wouldn't want to upset the little kiddies with things like genocide and slavery would we?
I wish twi'leks weren't typically so saturated. Less like the left one, more like the right one.
Doesn't much matter to me. I have a thing for multi-colors. Blue, red, green, purple, pink, orange? Doesn't matter. It all makes my cock throb.
I wish there was a proper third installment in the KOTOR series that was done by Obsidian. Or even a game that takes place during the Mandalorian Wars and you play as Canderous or maybe the Exile.
>why no more good SW games
>EA & Disney
gee I wonder
>no KOTOR 3
be careful what you wish for, supposedly that BioWare is working on an open world Star Wars with ME1 exploration from planet to planet.
>KOTOR 3: Space Jesus rides again incoming
yeah. KOTOR was actually really well done in the love story arc
that was when bioware wasnt bound by having to cater to every lonely nerd and weird fetish, so they could actually write a really realistic and meaningful arc.
now its basically ''click this option for love!''
>listen to Kreia's advice
>she still scolds you
I think they should have just gone backwards
They should have done
>The Mandolorains Wars
>Great Hyperspace wars
Instead they had to go forward in time and make a bunch of "Cold War" horseshit to justify a giant MMO
I think the point was preparing you to be able to fully acknowledge and account for the consequence that entail not matter what choice you make.
And Kreia's consequence was to scold you with righteous grandma monologues.
>reminder that the Exile is canonically a female who is killed by a Sith named Lord Scourge (it's like poetry, it rhymes)
>reminder that the Exile was never a wound in the force
>reminder that Revan gets frozen in stasis by the Emperor
>reminder that T3-M4 gets destroyed by the Emperor
>reminder that Revan escapes the Emperor and falls to the dark side once again
>reminder that Revan gets fucked up and you steal his pants
>reminder that a bunch of Mary Sue MMO characters kill HK-47
>reminder that the Sith Emperor is merely an malevolent spirit that feeds off of death (he's pretty much Nihilus who apparently never existed btw)
>reminder that Revan somehow splits apart between his light and dark side personalities?? (what the fuck??? even George Lucas wouldn't dream up this sort of shit. actually who am I kidding he totally would)
>reminder that Canderous never really united the Mandalorian clans. he's forgotten by the time of Tortanic
>reminder that all the lore that was established by Obsidian in TSL was brushed under the rug by BioWare's crack writing team
I was frustrated toto and I reloaded with the other option to get those GMILF points to no avail.
The point was that being a goody-two shoes who saves everyone is just as bad as being a try faggot edge-lord. Kreia always wanted you to manipulate events to your advantage in ways so subtle that no one suspects you.
It's funny that they hired a Shakespearean actor to play Kreia, like how Lucas hired Alec Guiness to portray Obi-Wan. She is sort of a weird and warped version of him in a way, isn't she?
Hanharr > Zaalbaar
Z wasn't even a joke. I barely spoke to him or Mission during any of my playthroughs. Hanharr at least had some personality to him, even though he was the worst companion you got from Nar Shaddaa.
>>reminder that all the lore that was established by Obsidian in TSL was brushed under the rug by BioWare's crack writing team
Most of that was decisions made by Lucas arts. Not Bioware.
wait I thought exile was stated to be female by someone in obsidian before all this shit happened.
so i saw KOTOR 2 on sale on steam a while ago and bought it. played it with what little free time i have and got to the part right after escaping the mining space station thing. I didn't like it that much beacuse it didn't feel like an rpg, it was too easy, and way too linear. Is the rest of the game going to be this bad? I found it odd because i always heard people rave for KOTOR. Should i just keep playing?
Jesus Christ, why do almost all the Sith have dumb fuck names. I don't know why the fuck they made the "Darth" thing a recurring title because it usually never fucking works well with the Sith's other name.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Insanius and Darth Icky?
>George Lucas would periodically check in on the status of the games his company was making, lending creative input and advice. The developer I talked to sighs, and agitatedly says, “In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn’t like [Mason Briggs’] name. We’re like, ‘What do you mean, George?’ He responded to the effect of, ‘It doesn’t really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart.’
>“So everybody’s like, ‘No, he’s gotta be f---ing with us.’ He’s absolutely not. So when something like that happened – in the middle of the campaign, mind you – we have to go back through that entire naming convention again… from scratch.” From that second session, Jet Brody was born. Coincidentally. Jett is the name of Lucas’ son.
>A similar situation arose with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed’s protagonist, Starkiller. “[That name] was only supposed to be a nickname or call sign, not a proper name from the beginning,” a former LucasArts employee says. The development team hoped that Lucas would give Vader’s apprentice a Darth moniker, which at the time, was something that didn’t happen often.
>“The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”
>doesnt look like him
>doesnt sound like him
>appears to be less combat efficient than T3-M4
Its just one of those shitty other HK units that found some red spray paint. Nothing to worry about.
Get the patches and cut content. It's very rough around the edges, and goddamn that incomplete ending, but it's one of the better stories ever told in Star Wars despite that.
But absolutely play the first game first.
Occasionally I see people posting interesting things about TOR, like certain dialogues or the map design, and I'm tempted ever so slightly to play it and see for myself. And then a post like this comes along and reminds me of every reason why I should avoid it like the fucking plague.
>champions of overrated games
kotor 2 could've been GOAT if it was finished but it wasn't and even though it had great characters and dialogue the overall story fell far short of the originals.
fallout new vegas is absolute shit from top to bottom. not sure why so many people on /v/ love it.
I wonder if all the cocaine Lucas did in the 70's-80's melted his brain or if he was always this fucking retarded.
Oh SHIT, nigga, you mean this old thing? I'd forgotten all about it. Had to go digging through my closet to find it.
It would've been better if everything wasn't bright as fuck and sterile. I get they were going for a System Shock-like atmosphere, but good luck with that when every fucking light in the building is on.
Wanna know something funny? Nobody actually knows what Darth means. No two writers have been alb to agree on just where exactly the word comes from and what exactly it translates to. It's just a nonsense word that Sith put ahead of their title to make it sound cool.
>reminder that the Sith Emperor is merely an malevolent spirit that feeds off of death (he's pretty much Nihilus who apparently never existed btw)
>"fug, Obisidian created one of the best sith lords ever......."
>"shit you're right. what do we do?"
>"I got it, let's create a very similar character and throw away theirs and then take credit for everything."
welcome to bioware
Taris is pretty comfy, and I always liked going through all the different apartments/bounty areas. The extreme negative was going through the sewers and the fucking rakghouls with poison.
Peragus was awesome only the first or second times you go through because the only appealing factor is solving the mystery. On your third+ play through you immediately want to skip it and get to a town with characters in it.
>Some historians suggest that "Darth" is actually a corruption of the Rakata word Daritha, meaning "emperor". Others note another Rakatan connection: the words for "triumph" or "conquest" in Rakatan is darr, and the word for "death" is tah, leading to the theory that "Darth" is derived from darr tah and therefore means "triumph over death" or "immortal". Given the Sith obsession with discovering the means to achieve immortality, this idea is not entirely without merit, at least on the surface. But others point out that the true meaning of darr tah is "conquest through death," meaning the conquest of one's enemies.
Is it wrong that I think the only good parts of the old EU were some of the video games? I've never read a good Star Wars book save for the Thrawn Trilogy, and even that was really dumb and not really worth all that much.
So I'm about to play KOTOR for the first time.
According to this thread I should play Dark-Side Jesus for maximum enjoyment.
Are there any mods or other advice I should be aware of for my first time through?
Sadly there's no Jesus in 1. I always used this face though. Dark side is better.
No, the majority of the EU was terrible. KOTOR 1&2 were nice, but they were set so they didn't have much a all to do with the movies. I also have fond memories of Jedi Academy and Dark Forces II. And the Dark Empire comic series was great, although that may just be nostalgia talking. Anyway, most of it was shit and cherry-picking good stuff from it is the best way to go.
I guess you could try the Clone Wars cartoons. One is traditionally animated and was made by the dude who made Samurai Jack, and it's really high quality stuff all around. The newer CGI cartoon is a bit more inconsistent; there's a lot of filler episodes and some of them are shit, but there's also some great stuff mixed in.
maximum enjoyment comes from doing whatever the fuck you want to do
KOTOR lets you do what you want. My only real advice is in the first game switch up character companions because they have all sorts of unique dialogue with each other you might miss otherwise.
for the CGI ones, basically avoid any story arch where Anakin is the focus, he is almost guaranteed to fall to the dark side and no one either notices or doesn't care.
Also, the choreography and fight scenes in general almost look like it is stop motion.
The villains are almost all blatant psychopaths with no redeeming qualities, save Asajj Ventress.
I've read and played a large amount of the EU, and while I enjoyed it and found it fun, don't take it too seriously, the Yuuzhan Vong war to me was a test of patience, but if you absolutely must have more Star Wars their good for scratching the itch..
>from Jedi killer to one trick pony bitch
He fucked off to the Sith Empire to fight the Emprah, had his ass handed to him, and was locked up to serve as a glorified battery for the rest of his existence. And then he got out and had his ass kicked again.
Thrawn trilogy are the best books you'll find in the EU
Rogue Squadron books are good if you can stomach the "romance"
Both arent canon because they take place after the origin trilogy
I remember this one dude who felt like a nerd's wet dream of what they wanted to be. He was a super cool dude who was cool with the Emperor himself, and he had repulsor tech that would exercise his muscles for him while he fucked around on his computers and/or fucked his many sex slaves, and he was a super smart genius.
Basically when I heard the EU got axed, I didn't feel super bad about it.
That whole idea was pretty fucking stupid to be honest
how would one man be able to fight an empire anyway?
I always hoped if Obsidian made Kotor 3 they would have come up with a better reason for Revan to go alone into hostile territory.
So I finally got around to watching the Clone Wars series, and holy shit I gotta thank them for defining a new level of Twi'lek semen demon.
>Talking bad about Shadow of the Empire
Bitch, I will punch you to death.
Man I came into this thread expecting lewd pictures of Mission. I'm disappointed in you guys
Not even close. Luke, really anyone of skywalker descent, would push his shit in. Kyle katarn would wreck him. Most named NJO Jedi would manhandle him. Hell the exile could arguably stick it to Revan
No, I think that was Trioculus, a three-eyed mutant who was pretending to be Sheev's son. Here's a picture of it happening.
Shadow of the Empire was fun, but had a lot of Mary Sue type characters.
>how would one man be able to fight an empire anyway?
No idea, but I liked where Revan's story left off in TSL. That he was gonna fail was obvious, and I'd actually preferred that the historical records of his defeat were left as an easter egg instead of cramming him into TOR just for the hell of it.
>arguing over the power levels of people who never fought each other
That's some pretty dumb shit. Unless there's a chart that shows their respective midichlorian levels this won't be a very fruitful debate.
>yfw he turns out to have virtually every one Revan's traits including his mask
>JJ Abrams talks himself up