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[Mission seems rather distant. Maybe you should talk to her.]
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ay girl wus wrong?
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Mission, I'm here to tell you that you're my new waifu, starting today. Bastila went to join the Sith and I'm pretty sure Juhani is a dyke.
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FUG U MSIB. DONT NEED NO BLUEES TENTACKES BABEH
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>>275449891
Handsome Jack?
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>>275449732
>tfw no good Mission porn
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>>275449891
did bioware ever recover from tortanic?
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Ayye gurl u tryna suck on my dick or what
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What? I would never have your best friend maul you to death, stop talking crazy gurl.
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>>275449732
Hey, uh, can I borrow some credits?
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While playing DAI in desert areas I always thought how awesome would Tattooine look with graphics like this. Why we can't have nice things? Why there's shitty TOR with cartoony graphics?
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>>275450452
what a douchebag
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>>275450452
>no option to jedi mind trick him into being a good brother

fuck the dark side points for mindraping someone, I'd be doing the world a favor
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>>275449891

Revan is John Wick?
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>>275450826
Rock models to the left look like shit. Rock textures in general look like shit. Shadows are fucking unrealistic. No particles of sand in the air like in the real desert. 1/10 would not Tatooine.
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>>275449891
Thought he had a unibrow in the thumbnail
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ayy lmao
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>>275450452
I just wanted to fuck his sister in front of him, make her pay credits for it, and then give them to him.
Well, i just wanted to fuck his sister, to be honest.
Well, really, I just wanted to fuck him in the ass.
Ok, I admit it, I just wanted to lick his lekku and suck his dick in the most homo way possible and become his fucking bitch.
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>>275450035
Does it matter? They've shot themselves in the foot with Inquisition.
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>>275450972
>1000 bby
>not embracing the dark side

padawan, it seems you have much to learn
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>>275451697
have they??

how is it selling?
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>>275451813
>1000
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>>275451079
I don't know I really get Tattooine feel from it. Maybe I just want Kotor 3 so bad. It's not like modern Bioware is capable of doing it though.
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Sup
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>>275451079
>No particles of sand in the air like in the real desert

There is actually a lot of it. It's just hard to see in a still image. Same thing with Emerald Graves. It's hard to notice the bog fog and all the bugs flying around in a still image.
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>>275451887

It 'only' sold a million copies so far and people are going ape shit that it tanked or something
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>>275452035
Sup, Jesus.
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who'd you consider the "canon" romances if any for male/fem exile?
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>No thanks, I don't care about relationship garbage
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>no more Canderous story time

Pls
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>>275452208
Male: none, because Obsidian gave us a redhead and then told us no
Female: none because Cander... Mandalore isn't an option
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>>275452035
>>275452098
jesus exile was GOAT exile
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>>275452098
>white jesus
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>>275452208
male: handjobmaiden
female: atris
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>>275452080
I've barely been following this, but isn't only a million copies sold over three weeks bad for a triple A game?
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>>275452035
>this portrait
>Biggus Dickus/ Maximus Naughtius
god damn 12 year old me was weird
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>>275452208
I always imagined FemExile and Darth Sion's lightsaber fights to be kind of erotic
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>>275449732
>tfw Twi'lek fetish.
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>>275452080
That can't be right. According to VGcharts it sold over a million in its first week and VGcharts only counts box sales.
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>>275452664
that's the point
>>275452563
you can romance Atris?
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>>275451908
Whatever, faggot jedi cocksucker.
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>>275452208
None I guess. Exile seemed aloof to romance most of the time.
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>>275452675
Twi'lek?
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>>275451908
ok, 3200
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>tfw all non jedi characters are useless after Taris
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>>275452426
>thinking there ever was a black jesus

How does it feel being a shill?
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>>275452813
>off by appox 2700 years
lel whatevs faget
No wonder the Sith suck
>inb4 Jedi scum
mandos4lyfe faggot
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>>275449732
She was such a bland character.
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>>275452747
I thought Atris only wanted the male exile dick and that the path was mirrored with Sion only wanting the female exile booty.
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>>275452898
Useless if you're a gayfag who lacks any imagination in the way he plays.
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>>275452208
Male: No one. The path of the Jesus is a lonely one.
Female: Again, no one, but my headcanon is that Atris was lusting after that JesusPussy like no one's business.
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>>275452898
>Canderous
>w/ best non-lightsaber melee
>useless
you fukin what m8?
>>275452962
that's what I thought too
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>>275452256
>tfw KOTOR only had 1 possible romance per gender
>tfw Bioware put tons of effort into each one so neither felt forced or inserted just to be a romance simulator
>there was actual conflict, an arc, and uncertainty
>they used to care about a quality story
>it wasn't just "Omg I love u lets fuggg :DDDDD"

what happened bioware?
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>>275452875
Twi'lek.
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>>275453035
I bet you always have this fucker in your party. %%fucking autist%%
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>>275453224
>one per gender
couldn't females romance the russian cat dyke?
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>>275453098
i thought atton escalated into semi-yandere mode like sion for the female route
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>>275453391
Yeah, but it wasn't as plot-centric as Carth's or Bastila's.
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>>275452950
>mando

How does it feel being reduced to peacemongering pacifist queers?
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>>275453391
that was mostly cut content

I think there's more in some restoration mod, but for the most part all that's left in the game is an off hand comment followed by nothing.
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>>275453447
true
imo: Carth's felt more natural in the typical way a relationship builds
Bastila's actually felt really organic and well done

And then HK-47 mocked the relationships in KOTOR and I laughed like an asshole
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>>275453502
well Disney owns the franchise now so everything is going to be about faggoty passive queers

wouldn't want to upset the little kiddies with things like genocide and slavery would we?
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>>275453271
I wish twi'leks weren't typically so saturated. Less like the left one, more like the right one.
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>>275450035

They profited off the game since it's gone F2P so yes.
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>>275450972
>plays KOTOR
>doesn't main dark side
Everything you do is wrong.
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>>275450826

So all computers, even those with intel family graphics are able to play the game.
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>>275453502
nope can't recall oddly enough.
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>>275450035
Its one of the top 5 most profitable mmos now IIRC
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>>275453794
Doesn't much matter to me. I have a thing for multi-colors. Blue, red, green, purple, pink, orange? Doesn't matter. It all makes my cock throb.
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>>275453735
>>275453929
I'm sorry anons, I didn't mean to rub salt in these wounds that we share. ;_;
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>>275453883
>being edge lord of the sith
How old are you?
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>>275451813
>>275453883
>tfw doing everything as pragmatically and neutrally as possible, indulging in neither altruism nor pointless cruelty
>still maxing light side halfway into the game
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>>275453909
I know that. I didn't asked why TOR has shitty graphics. I'm just mad why we even got TORtanic instead of god damn Kotor 3. Why there's no more good SW games?
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I wish there was a proper third installment in the KOTOR series that was done by Obsidian. Or even a game that takes place during the Mandalorian Wars and you play as Canderous or maybe the Exile.
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>>275453502
>he isn't Deathwatch!

Laughingaliens.jpg
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>>275454160
>not making people suffer when they threaten or wrong you in any way

Betamax.
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>Sith Lords
>not listening to Kreia's advice

It's like you want to fail.
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>>275454068
>not saving people just so you can blackmail or kill them yourself
>not spamming force storm
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>>275454217
>why no more good SW games
>EA & Disney
gee I wonder
>no KOTOR 3
be careful what you wish for, supposedly that BioWare is working on an open world Star Wars with ME1 exploration from planet to planet.
>KOTOR 3: Space Jesus rides again incoming
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>>275453224
yeah. KOTOR was actually really well done in the love story arc

that was when bioware wasnt bound by having to cater to every lonely nerd and weird fetish, so they could actually write a really realistic and meaningful arc.

now its basically ''click this option for love!''
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>>275454372
>being an Edge Lord of the Sith
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>>275454432
>listen to Kreia's advice
>she still scolds you
>mfw
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>>275454068
>thinking kotors dark side options are ''edgy''

theyre so comically over the top and gratuitous theyre more funny than edgy
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>>275452035
Did anyone not pick this?

>inb4 I only play girl characters because I'm a closet fag
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>>275454751
>>listen to Kreia's advice
>>she still scolds you
uh you clearly didn't listen komrade
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>>275454309
I think they should have just gone backwards

They should have done

>The Mandolorains Wars
>Exar Kun
>Great Hyperspace wars

Instead they had to go forward in time and make a bunch of "Cold War" horseshit to justify a giant MMO
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>>275452347

God his chewing out Bastila was glorious.
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>>275454007
Out of how many? I can only really think of WoW, Wildstar(lel), Guild Wars 2(lel), Tera, and TOR in terms of active MMOs, and thats exactly 5
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>>275454068
The DS choices are more hilariously petty than outright edgy. The abilities are also better, at least in KOTOR. The LS stat buffs get amazing in TSL, though.
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>>275452898
Truthfully I stuck with Canderous and HK throughout the rest of the game after Taris. On Dantooine it was Canderous and Carth.
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>>275454751
I think the point was preparing you to be able to fully acknowledge and account for the consequence that entail not matter what choice you make.

And Kreia's consequence was to scold you with righteous grandma monologues.
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>>275454751
Which choice are you talking about?
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>>275455082
there are probably a couple of hundred active chink f2p mmos
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>>275455193
>I'll be going now
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>>275455193
This faggot sucks
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>>275455193
Didn't I kill you already?
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>>275455082
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>>275455193
Hurry up and get to Tatooine, so I can kill you and give your armor to Canderous.
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>>275455193
Is it possible to cheat in the console and kill him on Taris in the cantina.
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Do it, Zaalbaar.
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>>275455561
you taoggle god mode and watch as he technically does, iirc 99 dmg per shot and you can't even harm him at all
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>>275455193
TWO THREE O'CLOCK FOUR O'CLOCK ROCK

FIVE SIX SEVEN O'CLOCK EIGHT O'CLOCK ROCK

NINE TEN ELEVEN O'CLOCK TWELVE O'CLOCK ROCK

WE'RE GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT
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>>275452919
>thinking there ever was a jesus
>thinking that if there was, he wouldn't have been just another sandnigger
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>>275451336
nice meme cluck
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>>275455082
>No blade and soul
>No dungeon fighter
>No lineage 2
>No Aion

MMOs exist in other places outside of murrika. Wildstar, Tera, and Guild Wars aren't ANYWHERE near top 5.
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>>275455696
>you can't even harm him at all
Well that sucks.
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>reminder that the Exile is canonically a female who is killed by a Sith named Lord Scourge (it's like poetry, it rhymes)
>reminder that the Exile was never a wound in the force
>reminder that Revan gets frozen in stasis by the Emperor
>reminder that T3-M4 gets destroyed by the Emperor
>reminder that Revan escapes the Emperor and falls to the dark side once again
>reminder that Revan gets fucked up and you steal his pants
>reminder that a bunch of Mary Sue MMO characters kill HK-47
>reminder that the Sith Emperor is merely an malevolent spirit that feeds off of death (he's pretty much Nihilus who apparently never existed btw)
>reminder that Revan somehow splits apart between his light and dark side personalities?? (what the fuck??? even George Lucas wouldn't dream up this sort of shit. actually who am I kidding he totally would)
>reminder that Canderous never really united the Mandalorian clans. he's forgotten by the time of Tortanic
>reminder that all the lore that was established by Obsidian in TSL was brushed under the rug by BioWare's crack writing team
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>>275455809
jesus is a true and factual historical person
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>>275454751
>>275455213
this.
I was frustrated toto and I reloaded with the other option to get those GMILF points to no avail.
The point was that being a goody-two shoes who saves everyone is just as bad as being a try faggot edge-lord. Kreia always wanted you to manipulate events to your advantage in ways so subtle that no one suspects you.
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It's funny that they hired a Shakespearean actor to play Kreia, like how Lucas hired Alec Guiness to portray Obi-Wan. She is sort of a weird and warped version of him in a way, isn't she?
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>>275455193
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>275455602
Hanharr > Zaalbaar

Z wasn't even a joke. I barely spoke to him or Mission during any of my playthroughs. Hanharr at least had some personality to him, even though he was the worst companion you got from Nar Shaddaa.
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>>275455864
>>reminder that all the lore that was established by Obsidian in TSL was brushed under the rug by BioWare's crack writing team

Most of that was decisions made by Lucas arts. Not Bioware.
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>>275455921
Not the one you're thinking of, m8.
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>>275455864
wait I thought exile was stated to be female by someone in obsidian before all this shit happened.
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>>275455864
Not in my head canon.
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>>275455864
>reminding me of this
thanks as if I didn't have enough reasons to get drunk
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so i saw KOTOR 2 on sale on steam a while ago and bought it. played it with what little free time i have and got to the part right after escaping the mining space station thing. I didn't like it that much beacuse it didn't feel like an rpg, it was too easy, and way too linear. Is the rest of the game going to be this bad? I found it odd because i always heard people rave for KOTOR. Should i just keep playing?
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>>275455864
>Lord Scourge
Jesus Christ, why do almost all the Sith have dumb fuck names. I don't know why the fuck they made the "Darth" thing a recurring title because it usually never fucking works well with the Sith's other name.
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Is KotOR 1 as buggy as 2 is on Win 7? I'd like to play through both again.
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>>275456107
It was in one of the encyclopedias I believe first. The name was after.
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>>275454068
>everyone who is not mr.goodytwoshoes is edgy
no anon, you are the loli
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>>275456164
It gets good after you get off fucking Telos and Peragus.
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>>275455864

Bioware hates good writing, especially anything that gets touched by Obsidian.

And everyone knows it.
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>>275456283
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Insanius and Darth Icky?
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>>275456206
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>275456164
>didn't like it that much beacuse it didn't feel like an rpg, it was too easy, and way too linear.

that's because it's the tutorial level.
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>>275456283
>George Lucas would periodically check in on the status of the games his company was making, lending creative input and advice. The developer I talked to sighs, and agitatedly says, “In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn’t like [Mason Briggs’] name. We’re like, ‘What do you mean, George?’ He responded to the effect of, ‘It doesn’t really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart.’

>“So everybody’s like, ‘No, he’s gotta be f---ing with us.’ He’s absolutely not. So when something like that happened – in the middle of the campaign, mind you – we have to go back through that entire naming convention again… from scratch.” From that second session, Jet Brody was born. Coincidentally. Jett is the name of Lucas’ son.

>A similar situation arose with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed’s protagonist, Starkiller. “[That name] was only supposed to be a nickname or call sign, not a proper name from the beginning,” a former LucasArts employee says. The development team hoped that Lucas would give Vader’s apprentice a Darth moniker, which at the time, was something that didn’t happen often.

>“The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”
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>>275455864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RAQxHg57ifA#t=41

>doesnt look like him
>doesnt sound like him
>appears to be less combat efficient than T3-M4

Its just one of those shitty other HK units that found some red spray paint. Nothing to worry about.
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>>275456164

Get the patches and cut content. It's very rough around the edges, and goddamn that incomplete ending, but it's one of the better stories ever told in Star Wars despite that.

But absolutely play the first game first.
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>>275456206
Do it faggot, pull the fucking trigger.
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>>275456283
Wanna know the funny thing? The second name isn't their actual name. They CHOOSE a new name to go after Lord of Darth.
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>>275455864
Occasionally I see people posting interesting things about TOR, like certain dialogues or the map design, and I'm tempted ever so slightly to play it and see for myself. And then a post like this comes along and reminds me of every reason why I should avoid it like the fucking plague.
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>>275456431
>>275456164
Peragus is great though.
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>>275456206
>tfw no HL3
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>>275455864

Burn in hell, Bioware.
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>>275456206
I'll be going now
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>>275456758
certainly better than Taris
Jesus Christ Taris sucked
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>>275452731

VGcharts is trash and you should seriously feel embarrassed that you're relying on them
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>>275456458

>Obsidian
>champions of overrated games

kotor 2 could've been GOAT if it was finished but it wasn't and even though it had great characters and dialogue the overall story fell far short of the originals.

fallout new vegas is absolute shit from top to bottom. not sure why so many people on /v/ love it.
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>>275456516
>>275456617
I wonder if all the cocaine Lucas did in the 70's-80's melted his brain or if he was always this fucking retarded.
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>>275455864
>ever giving a shit about canon
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>>275456303
Oh SHIT, nigga, you mean this old thing? I'd forgotten all about it. Had to go digging through my closet to find it.
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>>275456617
>fuckers can't even came up with a fucking name for a character without Lucas
No wonder Force Unleashed is shit.
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>>275449732
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>>275455829
Did blade and soul ever come to america? That game has the BEST fucking legs in a game.
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Did you get Zaalbar to kill her at the end, /v/?
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>>275456758
It would've been better if everything wasn't bright as fuck and sterile. I get they were going for a System Shock-like atmosphere, but good luck with that when every fucking light in the building is on.
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>>275456990
Yup, that is it.
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>>275457105
There's a lighting mod for Peragus I think. Never tried it myself but apparently it makes it darker.
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>>275456727
Wanna know something funny? Nobody actually knows what Darth means. No two writers have been alb to agree on just where exactly the word comes from and what exactly it translates to. It's just a nonsense word that Sith put ahead of their title to make it sound cool.
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>reminder that the Sith Emperor is merely an malevolent spirit that feeds off of death (he's pretty much Nihilus who apparently never existed btw)

>"fug, Obisidian created one of the best sith lords ever......."
>"shit you're right. what do we do?"
>"I got it, let's create a very similar character and throw away theirs and then take credit for everything."
>"EA?"
>"Brilliant"

welcome to bioware
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>>275457079
No, I can never pull myself to go darkside.
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>>275456206
What is your problem?
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>>275457079
I thought Zaalbar always refuses and then you have to kill them both?
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>>275456862
>>275456758
Taris is pretty comfy, and I always liked going through all the different apartments/bounty areas. The extreme negative was going through the sewers and the fucking rakghouls with poison.

Peragus was awesome only the first or second times you go through because the only appealing factor is solving the mystery. On your third+ play through you immediately want to skip it and get to a town with characters in it.
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>>275457238
>Some historians suggest that "Darth" is actually a corruption of the Rakata word Daritha, meaning "emperor". Others note another Rakatan connection: the words for "triumph" or "conquest" in Rakatan is darr, and the word for "death" is tah, leading to the theory that "Darth" is derived from darr tah and therefore means "triumph over death" or "immortal". Given the Sith obsession with discovering the means to achieve immortality, this idea is not entirely without merit, at least on the surface. But others point out that the true meaning of darr tah is "conquest through death," meaning the conquest of one's enemies.
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>>275457284
No, you can force him to kill Mission.
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>>275457284
You can Force persuade him to do it
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>>275457284

he owes alife debt to you he can't refuse
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>>275457284
Use Force Domination. He kills her and then rebels.
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>>275457030
>There's no option for the space-loli to bring you back to the light

0/10 writing, BioWare.
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Is it wrong that I think the only good parts of the old EU were some of the video games? I've never read a good Star Wars book save for the Thrawn Trilogy, and even that was really dumb and not really worth all that much.
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>>275456941

He always was, he just had people around to tell him no.
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>>275455829
Actually Guild Wars is.
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>>275457539
It'd be difficult to let things go back to normal after you just murdered two Jedi. I mean that's not something that can just be forgiven right away.
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So I'm about to play KOTOR for the first time.
According to this thread I should play Dark-Side Jesus for maximum enjoyment.

Are there any mods or other advice I should be aware of for my first time through?
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I haven't dug too deep inside of the EU besides KotOR, KotOR2, and wookiepedia binges.

Any recommendations?
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>>275455995
kek'd slightly
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>>275457781
Don't even bother. It's mostly inconsistent, self-contradicting tripe.
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>>275457750
Turn off alien subtitles for maximum fun and fucking with anyone watching you play.
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>>275457781
dont

just dont
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>>275457608
this
Harrison Ford told Lucas "You can write this shit but you can't say it"
also apparently Iving Kershner told Lucas to figuratively fuck off during the filming of ESB
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>>275457750
Sadly there's no Jesus in 1. I always used this face though. Dark side is better.
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>>275457589
No, the majority of the EU was terrible. KOTOR 1&2 were nice, but they were set so they didn't have much a all to do with the movies. I also have fond memories of Jedi Academy and Dark Forces II. And the Dark Empire comic series was great, although that may just be nostalgia talking. Anyway, most of it was shit and cherry-picking good stuff from it is the best way to go.
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>>275457781
I guess you could try the Clone Wars cartoons. One is traditionally animated and was made by the dude who made Samurai Jack, and it's really high quality stuff all around. The newer CGI cartoon is a bit more inconsistent; there's a lot of filler episodes and some of them are shit, but there's also some great stuff mixed in.
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>>275457750
maximum enjoyment comes from doing whatever the fuck you want to do

KOTOR lets you do what you want. My only real advice is in the first game switch up character companions because they have all sorts of unique dialogue with each other you might miss otherwise.
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>>275456537
>>275456709
>>275456832
>>275457260

Three.
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What did Revan do after KOTOR anyway? They talk about his fucking off to somewhere else in KOTOR II but I don't think they were ever clear about it.
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>>275458081
>Grievous in the 2003 clone wars

That nigga was hardcore.
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>>275458138
I think I spent a winter break grinding before this encounter to see if I could kill him and he took absolutely zero damage.
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>>275458173
They made a book about it but most of us here prefer to ignore that it never happened.
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>>275457750
Play as bald pseudo-asian Revan and put all your skill points into persuade.

Don't put force points into Slow/Affliction/Plague.
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>>275458081
for the CGI ones, basically avoid any story arch where Anakin is the focus, he is almost guaranteed to fall to the dark side and no one either notices or doesn't care.
Also, the choreography and fight scenes in general almost look like it is stop motion.
The villains are almost all blatant psychopaths with no redeeming qualities, save Asajj Ventress.
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>>275457781
I've read and played a large amount of the EU, and while I enjoyed it and found it fun, don't take it too seriously, the Yuuzhan Vong war to me was a test of patience, but if you absolutely must have more Star Wars their good for scratching the itch..
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>>275458228
>from Jedi killer to one trick pony bitch
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>No mention of sirmandadad
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>>275458351
>that episode where he finds out he'll become Darth Vader but conveniently gets his memory erased

This is the stuff that makes the EU terrible.
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>>275458173
He fucked off to the Sith Empire to fight the Emprah, had his ass handed to him, and was locked up to serve as a glorified battery for the rest of his existence. And then he got out and had his ass kicked again.
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Tyrone Ca$hmoney was the best KotOR playthrough of all time.
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>>275457781
Thrawn trilogy are the best books you'll find in the EU
Rogue Squadron books are good if you can stomach the "romance"

Both arent canon because they take place after the origin trilogy
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>>275458534
I remember this one dude who felt like a nerd's wet dream of what they wanted to be. He was a super cool dude who was cool with the Emperor himself, and he had repulsor tech that would exercise his muscles for him while he fucked around on his computers and/or fucked his many sex slaves, and he was a super smart genius.

Basically when I heard the EU got axed, I didn't feel super bad about it.
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>>275458625
That whole idea was pretty fucking stupid to be honest

how would one man be able to fight an empire anyway?

I always hoped if Obsidian made Kotor 3 they would have come up with a better reason for Revan to go alone into hostile territory.
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So I finally got around to watching the Clone Wars series, and holy shit I gotta thank them for defining a new level of Twi'lek semen demon.
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So is Revan canonically the strongest Jedi?
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>>275458779
Oh yeah, I remembered the dude's name: fucking Xizor.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Xizor
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sheev
fucking
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>>275458897
They had it all planned and even pitched their ideas to LucasArts. Basically they were told to fuck off because they were already planning Tortanic.
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>>275459042
Wasn't he the one who took the glove Vader and tried to marry Leia but got his face blown off by an android look-a-like?
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>>275458779
For all the good things lost, there was a metric ton of shit that got trashed. I only wish Thrawn was saved though.
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>>275459042
>Talking bad about Shadow of the Empire
Bitch, I will punch you to death.
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>>275459059
Absolutely sheevtastic.
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>>275459004
Maybe.
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>>275458779
>>275459042
he had a great theme song though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqH-q2D-04
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Man I came into this thread expecting lewd pictures of Mission. I'm disappointed in you guys
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>>275459004
>Jedi
>Sith
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>>275459004
Not even close. Luke, really anyone of skywalker descent, would push his shit in. Kyle katarn would wreck him. Most named NJO Jedi would manhandle him. Hell the exile could arguably stick it to Revan
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>>275459413
Isn't she like 14 in human years?
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>>275459004
No

Clearly that guy with the crossguard lightsaber is going to be the new canon strongest
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>>275459169
No, I think that was Trioculus, a three-eyed mutant who was pretending to be Sheev's son. Here's a picture of it happening.
>>275459236
Shadow of the Empire was fun, but had a lot of Mary Sue type characters.
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>>275458897
>how would one man be able to fight an empire anyway?
No idea, but I liked where Revan's story left off in TSL. That he was gonna fail was obvious, and I'd actually preferred that the historical records of his defeat were left as an easter egg instead of cramming him into TOR just for the hell of it.
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>>275459480
I don't think you understand how strong Revan is in canon. Hint: that level 20 cap in kotor isn't it.
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>>275459485
Ask any trucker, age of consent doesnt apply to aliens
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>>275456617
>Darth Icky
holy fuck what a hack
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>>275459480
>>275459004
>arguing over the power levels of people who never fought each other

That's some pretty dumb shit. Unless there's a chart that shows their respective midichlorian levels this won't be a very fruitful debate.
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>>275459546
>yfw he turns out to have virtually every one Revan's traits including his mask
>not Revan
>JJ Abrams talks himself up
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