Lizard Squad PERMANENTLY Shutting Live

This made me wonder

Have real "hackers" ever existed, or have they always been ddos faggots?

>>275074885
Well, they have already deleted this post, but say they are giving Microsoft a "present" this Christmas. Bunch of faggots

They would literally have to go to Microsoft HQs and blow up their servers for this to actually happen.

>>275074460
they look like a wannabe lulzsec. they try too hard.

>>275075030
>implying they don't have exploding vans ready and waiting

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>>275074460
>mfw they get apprehended and made examples of

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>>275074885
Yes, but many many years ago.

>>275074885
Real hackers are people you never hear about.

>>275075116
>Implying you need to prepare the van instead of just hacking it and making it explode from your computer.

Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

>>275075045
>wannabe lulzsec

Man, I never thought I'd hear that someday.
And yet it sadly kinda fits.

>>275075045

At least the lizard faggots didn't got caught over googling "online proxy" and using one of the first results (an easy to contact and corporate one at that) for their secret operashuns

>>275074885
Real hackers don't flaunt themselves on twitter. Ya know, subtetly and shit.

>forever
I highly doubt it.

>>275075384

Anonymous must be stopped.

>>275075384
Is this the one where they say "THEY ARE VICIOUS PEOPLE!" And it shows a post of someone with that feel guy saying "TFW no gf"

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>>275074460

*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*
XBOX LIVE IS GOING DOWN

FOREVER!!

#gethacked, #hacker, #promlghacking , #hacking, #hacker4life

What you gonna do /v/?

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>>275075384
>mfw I've seen this video millions of times and never noticed the waifu that made it's way onto fox news

>fucking with a gorillion dollar corporation

ayy lmao

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>christmas morning
>turn on the television to check out the news
>breaking news: seattle nuked, millions dead

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Taken from a Brazilian website

>>275075604
Didn't lulzec got caught because one of the "leaders" was really a CIA agent?
>>275075427
It was the hacker known as 4chan, we have to stop this 4chan guy

>>275075762
so this is the power of lizard squad...

>>275075384

God I love this video

>>275074885
You will never hear about real hackers and that's the point.

>>275075689
Who gives a shit, its xbox

>>275075384

>tfw 4chan will never be like this ever again because moot pussied out

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>>275075762

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guys please pay attention to us we're gonna take down microsoft!

okay no maybe just xbox live

can you still notice us?

please?

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>>275075490
>tfw your son is obsessed with linux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpq3bFaiMfg

>>275075762
>seattle nuked
Welp, I'm out of a job.

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>>275075762

We are lizards
We do not forget
We do not forgive
We are legion because we are many

>>275075875

>Didn't lulzec got caught because one of the "leaders" was really a CIA agent?

No, they were arrested over being dumbasses with as much "hacking" aptness as anyone in here able to use google

http://www.thewire.com/technology/2011/09/lulzsec-hacker-exposed-service-he-thought-would-hide-him/42895/
HideMyAss was seriously one of the first results in google for "proxy"

Im wondering one thing tho
How come none of these fags visit here?

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I miss going on 420's /i/ during Habbo/Hal Turner raids

>Remember that one Alex Wurory fagggot who spoiled raids

>>275075762
Poor Seattle, why do they always get the short end of the stick?

>>275074460
>people using something as simple as DDOS can permanently take down XBL
Umm, aren't you overestimating their abilities much?

>>275075384
>She thought I was cheating on her with guys
LOL

>>275075738
Major corporations get hacked on a daily basis, bro. Why do you think cyber security agencies and ethical hackers are raking it in right now?

>>275076456
something to do with liberals

>>275074885
lol wat
The government EMPLOYS people who are masters at it.

>>275076320
>i'll create a gui interface using visual basic see if i can track the ip address

cringed

>>275076679

This

The amount of wannabe master cracker in the internet are too many to count.
Most high profile companies have a cyber security department or some third-party agency involved

The ones that manage to actually be master crackers are hired by the government or security companies

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>>275076751

>i'll create a gui interface using visual basic see if i can track the ip address

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>Hacking the prime house of hackers
Sounds like a great plan.

>>275075384
I don't get this. Do they think that people posting on 4chan that have the tripcode anonymous are actually all part of one group? Pr do they mean the actual guy Fawkes anonymous group,

nigga thats fake https://twitter.com/LizardPatrol

>>275076435
Then who were the ones who got fucked by a guy who was doing minor things like taking down "high security websites" to get people to join him and then turns out he was an agent?

Something like to catch a predator but with wannabe hackers

>>275075165
Do payphones even exist anymore?

>tfw netsec/white hat
>Almost all of my income comes from consulting work
>Spend 90% of my time fuzzing and looking at memory addresses

This is what most hacking is. It's boring as fuck until that moment when you find an exploit and feel like a god for a minute. Just chasing that high.

So Bone or 360?
I'm not a big enough retard to own the first, but I'm pretty sure I still have card details saved on my 3fiddy.

Someone post the 4chan CNN video with Erio.

xbots btfo

>>275077196
requesting 'what i expected/what i got' with video game design

>>275074460
They might actually attack it but they won't shut it down for good
They attacked RS a while back I remember

>>275074460
>xbox live
Nothing of value was lost

>>275077196

Deliver this
>>275077384

And how you feel?
Living the dream and all?

>>275074460
>steam goes down for a few seconds like it usually does because valve is a piece of shit
>"HAHAHA WE HACKED STEAM YOU'RE NEXT TO GO OFFLINE WE'LL HACK EVERYONE"

the fuck is wrong with this kid?

>>275076859
>Hacking the prime house of hacks
FTFY. Note, I am not using the IT definition of "hacks" here.

>XBONERS BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O

Unless they literally burn the server cluster down and then bomb the microsoft HQ and destroy any kind of chain of command of MS, that's totally bullshit.

But then again, I guess it's kind of the point

>>275077027
I thought these faggots disbanded a few months ago. Why are they back?

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>>275075762
this fucking post

We never forgive.

At all.

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>>275076334
we are reptile patrol
we remember stuff
we hold grudges
there are loads of us

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>>275075762
fuck sake lizard squad

>>275075762
I don't get it.

>retarded third world script kiddies being edgy faggots
>posing any real threat to anyone
These fucktards are Russian, they aren't smart enough to pull that off and it won't be long before the KGB kills them.

>>275074460
They are pretty fucked, but not because of that.

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>>275074460

>>275078270
I was literally just thinking of this. Thanks anon.

>>275074460
>Lizard squad
who choose this name they sound like a gang of furfags

>>275078270
This always reminds me of Quantum Leap/Enterprise because that guy in front looks like Scott Bakula

>>275078528
>lizard
>fur

>>275075762
And nothing of value was lost.

>>275078270
Why is the future the 60s, 70s and 80s imagined for us better than the actual future we live in?

>>275075762
fuck, I'm in microsoft city aka redmond

>>275075296
Bullshit. The 'hacker' scene is notorious for people flaunting their accomplishements to get rep and all sorts of e-drama.

>>275078901
The retro-future is awesome. Everyone wears silver suits and has talking robots. Fuck the actual present-future.

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>Christmas day
>They DDoS M$'s servers
>M$ restarts the servers
>They wait until it's back up to do it again
>This goes on for a week
>They say say something retarded to sound badass
>They will keep doing this because they are autistic

>>275076435
I used to use hidemyass in secondary school, was I actually a hacker without realizing it??

>>275079063
>break MS' service
>maybe fuck up some files
>MS just restore from backup
>happens enough times for MS to patch the exploit
>people continue to pay subscription fees either way

>>275078270
This is actually pretty accurate.

>>275079276
Reported to FBI. I hope they lock you up in an small, dank concrete box and throw away the key

>>275079276
>know fuck all about hacking or anything like that
>set up my own VPN at home when I was in high school and would connect to it remotely so I could bypass the internet filters

I'm moving in with a friend in January and we're going to split the cost of a gigabit Internet connection. With that kind of upload rate I'll be able to stream vidya via limelight to anywhere in the world with a good internet connection. VPN's are the shit.

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>>275075384
>DESTROY
>DIE
>ATTACK

>seekrit websites
>I belive they're domestic terrorists.
>The next thing I know I got a bunch of naked guys on my profile.
>truly epic lulz
>ATTENTION SHOPPERS: VOLEDMORT KILLS *bleep*

Ah, the good ol' days...

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>a bunch of DDOS nerds calling themselves a clan want to "permanently shut down the worst console's networking

AND NOTHING OF FUCKING VALUE WAS LOST.
Where my Sonybros at?

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>>275079476
>Fuck up files
>With a DDoS

>>275074885
The kind of hacker you probably imagine that sits down at a PC, clicks some buttons and compromises other systems existed long ago when computer security wasnt really a thing. There are still real hackers today, but it usually involves a year of testing (or a day of social engineering).

>>275079871
>A day of social engineering.
Wasn't there some experiment when people gladly gave away their passwords for a bar of chocolate?

>>275077187
They do but these old tricks don't work anymore.

>>275080145
>yeah sure my password is fakepassword6969
>free chocolate
suckers

>>275079773
Hey, Best Korea is going to hack and shut down Sony if they release The Interview, don't you know?

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/sony-hackers-apparently-demand-studio-pull-the-interview-1201374036/

>>275076245
jesus christ his teeth are so fake he looks like alien

>>275075384
THE VAN

THE FUCKIN VAN

Whatever happened to those lulz guys.
Did they get caught and raped by CIA or what?

>>275077187
Lots of cities are actually ripping them out. In a little while we may not ahve them anymore, though I can't say I agree with that motion entirely. If your phone dies or breaks or something and you desperately need to make a call, a pay phone is pretty convenient. I suppose you could also just find a 24/7 business/restaraunt or something and ask to use theirs, though.

>>275080514
most of em, yup
i think one turned the rest in

surprising everyone, they were just 18-24 year olds who used LOIC a lot

>>275080687
somehow I'm not suprised

>>275079797
well, DDOS isn't forever, and I'm being optimistic they're not retarded enough to think it is

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>>275077384

>>275078984
If you speak about them in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained

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>>275075384
>LULZ

>>275078984

????

Not gonna say more, but getting a server shut down doesn't ultimately accomplish jack shit and doesn't benefit someone with actual knowledge in any way, shape, or form.

A real hacker leaves the servers up because the information that can be gleaned is extremely useful. DDoSing something is equivalent to TPing it. It's an inconvenience that closes business for a day.

>>275080901
you got a website?

>>275074885
As an IT specialist I can only tell you they exist. But some only target companies for information and get a ransom for valuable information.

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>>275076320
>Visual Basic

>>275075384
wasnt there an edit of this too?

>>275074460
>Lizard Squad

Oh hey, the skiddies are awake.

>>275080976
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

>>275080593
>being too shy to ask the 1,000 people passing you by to use their cell phone
>being in such a rural area that no one is passing by you with a cell phone, and yet expecting them to have a payphone in that specific spot

>>275080901
>trying to make your school project look so complex by using a black background

>>275081227
>people acting like visual basic is completely useless as if they do any programming

>>275076437
>implying they don't
>implying the whole tweet wasn't just to stir up shit in gaming media and forums

>>275075384
>Fox

>>275081681
>only

>>275075384
AW SHIT SHE BOUGHT A DOG YOU FUCKED NOW ANONYMOUS

>>275081448
>Letting a potential criminal use your phone
>Become an accomplice in whatever crime was committed
>Locked away for 65 years

>>275081448

>Random guy walks up to you and ask if he can use your cell phone to make a call
>Calls China
>Steals your phone
>Does a bunch of pay text shit with it

>>275074460
So DDOS?

Who are these faggots? I know they aren't North Koreans.

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inb4 it's a giant ruse

>>275081886
There are loads of Somalians who hang around in the city centre here. I'm not sure if they even try it anymore but they used to stop people and tell them that the battery in their phone is dead and would ask them if they could put their simcard in someones phone because they need to make a phonecall.

The nerve of these niggers. They've tried it with me a few times in the past and I just laughed at them.

>>275074885
"Hackers" nowadays are security testers - every company wants secure software so people can't crack them with known techniques like guessing passwords, unauthorized logins, SQL injections, XSS, etc. so they hire "security professionals" to test their systems using common tools and methods of attack.

The media likes to hype these up with stories of kids in their basement stealing everything from the pentagon, but now that computer security is a thing only human incompetence causes "hacks" or more accurately leaks

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>4chan discussing "hackers"
What happened to the midst of hackers on steroids?

>>275074460
>forever
the worst they can do is fuck up the servers
worst case scenario microsoft will have to replace the servers
apparently "forever" is about 1 month or less
wow i'm so afraid!

>>275078127
>Implying Putin isn't lizard squad

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>>275074460
>shut down Xbox Live forever

What the fuck does this even mean?

>>275082223
No, North Koreans would threaten to release highly sensitive information about your company.

Like the names of the CEO and VP of said company. That totally wouldn't be available through 5 seconds on google.

If they actually end up not only taking down their servers, but they actually stay down, I am going to be laughing. It will just go to show you how reliable Microsoft's security would be. How can people be willing to trust xbox live with their credit card numbers?

>>275082609
>Putin is slowly crippling western tech companies
>first shutting down online services
>eventually remotely bricking equipment
>finally stealing trade secrets to use at MikЯosoft, Russia's homegron tech company and front for the KGB

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>>275082906
you must believe in the cloud son!

>>275082739
I think it means that they plan to shut it down, but in a way that corrupts it to where it can't be turned back on. If I had to guess, it would be something like one of those computer viruses that are so bad that its easier to erase the hard drive and try again then trying to cure it. Soooo, their plan is to have Microsoft erase xbox live? I find that hard to believe.

>>275081448
Even in New York City, at 2 in the morning, there will be dead streets. YOu're stupid.

That'd suck for all the little squeakers getting MCC on Christmas.

>>275075626
This is way before that feel left krautchan

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>>275082906
>taking down the servers of one of the most powerful companies in the world
>permanently

>>275075762
Good riddance. Seattle is only slightly less faggy than San Francisco

>>275083293
Seattle actually has more gays than SF now

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>>275083230

>taking down the servers of the company who invented servers

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>implying that Bill Gates' elite technomancers wouldn't be able to thwart them

>>275078948
>not nintendoland

>>275083085
>this guy has never been to NYC
YOu're bad at pretending to know something that just isn't true.

>FOREVER!

lol

Can't wait for more of these fags to get v& and one of them going on twitter again and pretending i-it wasn't really one of us guys

>>275083774
Every street in new york city does not have fucking people on it at any given moment, don't be an idiot, you idiot. My source being I've seen dead streets at 2 am first hand.

>>275082739
Nuke murrica and behead all those who insult something something that the gay lizard people believe in.

"We will tap into Microsoft and shut down Xbox Live, FOREVER!"

http://youtu.be/fs6FgBec-nk

>>275084195
>My source being I make up shit on the internet while I live at home with my parents far away from NYC
Any other evidence you want to provide?

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>>275075762

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>>275083001
They don't need Putin for that.

>>275077965
I read that in jerry jackson's voice

>>275075384
B
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L
U
L
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>>275075384
>Bought a dog

GAME FUCKING OVER, ANONYMOUS

>>275078105
The only way to shut down Xbox Live permanently would be to literally destroy the servers.

Microsoft is based in Redmond, WA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5i171h_no
WHO IS 4CHAN

>>275088775

We do not fogib :D
We do not borget :DDDDDD

>>275074460
>forever

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy shit these faggots are gonna get v& so hard

>>275088775
>permanently
Servers can be rebuilt.

>>275078653
Me too, anon. Me too.

>Make a threat to shut down LIVE
>People play more and view the ads more often

I'm onto you microshit

>>275077965
>>275087660

THE CHOCOLATE MAN

>>275088920
see
>>275075875
We need to stop this 4chan guy.
And don't forget to change the S to a $ if you are using Password as your password

>>275074885

The easy form of "hacking" is more than ddosing. Setting up a fake wifi and letting people connect, being able to literally access their computer and all data is also considered "hacking". I've seen people do that for half a day. They find the person by desktop image, search for "passwords" and keywords like that and if they find a pincode or whatever they mug the wallet and cash all their deposits.

It's one of the easiest modern things to do.

>>275075030

Implying Azure servers banks aren't based all around the world.

>>275074885
real hackers find and horde/sell info they don't care about shutting stuff down

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>>275075384
We've had the internet for so long yet people still don't get the slightest idea of how an anonymous imageboard works. Do they think ALL of 4chan is "ANONYMOUS HACKING GROOP"?

>>275089684
Well they aren't. Most Fortune 500 companies haven centralized their servers in their headquarter.

>>275076830

>master crackers hired by the government

Nope. Do you think that after Snowden and Manning the government is going to risk having a loose cannon with access to ridiculous amounts of secrets?

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>>275075384
>But truly epic lulz comes from raids and invasions

>>275089728
That was an old video.
check the other one>>275088920
More new, related to the fappening.

tl;dw: No, people still think all of 4chan is the internet hate machine and that the main objective of this whole website is to distribute stolen nudes, child porn and to gather to hack people.

Also they still don't know how the internet works

>>275075384
>Anonymous in the name field
every time

>>275075384
>TRULY EPIC LULZ COME FROM...
my sides

What a bunch of annoying children.

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>>275089370

I hope those meme kiddies finally get arrested.

>>275089707
>real hackers
Well, by today's definition they are "real hackers". If you want to go with the purest of definitions, a hacker is someone really skilled in an IT field and follows a code of conduct, basically meaning they "hack" for the purpose of furthering their craft. "Hackers" was illegitimately used by the government to push an agenda. You are no better than that Fox report when you get all high and mighty, yet still end up misusing the word yourself.

>>275074460
Lizard shits confirmed infantile console wars faggots. I hope they get caught and fined hard.

>>275075762
I can only wish. It would be a Christmas miracle indeed.

>>275075384
That's no joke

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/07/04/hackers_can_make_your_pc/

>>275088920
>TECHNOLOGY ANALYST

>>275088920
>PASSWORD APP
WHAT

>>275075384
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY this shit is great

>>275078901
To keep you calm and docile

>>275090902
>shitposting this bad
you are the reason nobody likes name/trip fags

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why dot hey do this shit? what is their goal?

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>it is a promise... We are going to suck dicks at this, even North Korea is doing a better job then us.

Ahhh, bored skiddies, must be that time of the year when they feel so insignificant they need something pathetic like this for "teh lulz."

It probably really helps them appear competent with Best Korea starting shit with Sony.

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>>275080916

>>275091186
Teh lulz

>>275091186
attention

and it's working really well up until the fbi finds them and sends them to juvie

>>275075384
>hackers on steroids
>internet hate machine
Never gets old.

>>275074460
it's not sony gooks were talking about here. Microsoft has composited WHITE engineers that know their shit

not some fucking slanty eyed slaveshop chink.

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>>275088920

>Password App
>App

>The aether

Aside from those it barely mentions who is 4chan, who that guy is

>>275075384
chaos and disorder

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>Bringing down "pay for online play" services
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg

>>275091332
huh? North Korea and sony what?

This.
>>275080262

>>275091613
>Microsoft is a US company
>Sony is a JAPANESE company
>Anon seriously thinks a Japanese company is more likely to use Chinese workers than a US company that focuses all its efforts on profit
Old MS =/= current M$

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>>275075384
>Hackers on steroids

>>275092185
chinks, gooks, tojos. Who the fuck knows cares They're all some variation of chink.

Is it too much that I want a vigilante gang to round these guys up and beat the SHIT out of them? Not kill but beat them to dust.

Why don't these fucking idiots have better purpose like attacking stupid feminist garbage.

>>275092653
They're probably feminists.

>>275092737
Seems to be the case with how much attention they want and how fucking stupid they are.

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>>275075384
the dramatic music makes this video.

>>275075384
>Their secret website

Guys, looks like we are a secret society or some shit.

>>275075384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
/g/ related

>>275076891
Are you implying that anyone posting under the name anonymous isn't s terrorist hacker?

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>>275075384
>He was branded as a "lulz killer"
>they said they would rape me, they would kill me

>>275075384

American media is just the greatest thing

Its like a soap opera

>>275093445

>Tfw turning on BBC and everything is quiet and really comfy

I don't know why it's so hard over here to make a show without going balls to the walls with DYNAMIC CAMERA ANGLES and CLIFFHANGER COMMERCIAL BREAKS

>>275093604
because that's the shit that makes money. All begins and ends with green here, don't you know that, goy- I mean guy?

>>275075384
>INTERNET HATE MACHINE

__________________________
I am a robot

>>275074460
Yes, announce your plan so Microsoft can put extra security protocols in place. Brilliant move, guys, really.

>>275093072
I have 2 laptops, one running Ubuntu and one running Mint which is basically Ubuntu. No wonder my life is shit.

>>275074460
are they a bunch of sonyggers?

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everytime
>>275075384
LULZ

A CORRUPTION OF

L
O
L

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>>275076320
>If your son has requested a processor from a company known as AMD this is a call for alarm

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>>275075384
>at girlfriends house a few years ago
>her stupid flatmate comes in
>"have you heard of anonymous? I'm going to join them"
>mfw

>>275074460
It's not real. Lizard Squad has always been nothing but script kiddies who can only DDoS and call in fake bomb threats.

>>275075384
This reporter sounds like Gaming in the Clinton Years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhRVZRQZNA
PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO DUUUDDDEEEE

>>275081291
You mean the flash?
http://dagobah.biz/flash/lol_anonymous.swf

>>275075384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFSUNHGg9uw&list=UUZCs7ibCYrS5dgGGCbQTisA

>>275075384
can anyone give me the link for the secret website with the thousands of Myspace passwords? I'm looking for some epic lulz right now

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>>275094664
That's motherfucking George Wood to you, sir.

>>275095036
Truly a god among men. I'll never understand why he doesn't work for IGN or Gamespot.

>>275075384
that was when 4chan was good
i remember nigger was a normal word here and not one person raised an eyebrow when it came to talking about spousal abuse
it wasn't edgy it was just fun

>>275075384
>you will never be able to do shenanigans like the habbo raid ever again with out being branded as le ebin leejun

what happen to us? we used to get all sorts of kicks and shit from this kind of stuff and now it's frowned upon.

>>275078901
The future as predicted in any time is a mirror being held up to that society. In the past, things were optimistic. Now things are pessimistic. I blame liberals and left wingers.

>>275074460
Stop giving these script kiddies attention.

>>275075384
jesus christ all these newfriends

>>275095614
Please don't use the n word.

>>275096180
sorry

>>275095974
Moot got scared by SJWs, which is ironic, considering the hackers from here he could have sent after them.

>>275074460
how impressive...


*sarcasm

>>275096180
He should be able to say normal you god damn PC nazi.

>>275074460
How could they possibly shut it down forever?
Do you even understand how web servers work?

>>275096360
>any of your post
>true
pick one

>>275075030
Implying Microsoft wouldn't have a ton of kinds of contingency plans.

>>275074460
I hope it is. No more casuals = no more shit games.

>>275096575

Microsoft has server banks pretty much all around the world. Even taking out all of Redmond (which is bigger than most campuses) wouldn't be enough.

>>275074460
>permanently
>implying M$ doesn't keep backups
>implying the hardware is gonna break
Nah. People could loose some data though.

>>275096804
Plus hot sites and all that shit there's no way to simply take them down.

>>275074460

Aren't these the people who "hacked" steam. And by that I mean they ddosed it for like 2 seconds and only 10 people were disconnected?

>>275075384
>Hackers on steroids
I never realized just how fucking wrong that is.

>>275074460
>forever
I don't think the word means what he thinks it does.

Is this just a meme or do people actually think Lizard Squad does anything?

>>275075384

Man. 4chan was so fucking hardcore 7 years ago.

What the fuck happened to you guys? You're all a bunch of pussies now.

>>275074885
Yes mostly it's social engineering, it's the best way to get information. You use people to get shit, people are always flawed.

>>275097179
forever alone memes and things like that
changed everyone into wanting to share their feelings instead of ignoring them and directing their frustration at others
aka the jews

F*CKING SONYGGERS!!!

>>275097491
and look what happened to the poor board that continued to shine a light on the conspiring beaks.

rip

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>mfw microsoft hires a mercenary team outfitted with cutting edge metro enabled gadgets and kills everyone involved

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0 chance of being fucked

>>275088920
>Implying this guy isn't a regular anon and is just trolling everyone watching
He even laughs while he's explaining. Come on, guys. It's obvious.

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>>275097401
>mfw he is now sherlock holmes

>>275096360
>considering the hackers from here he could have sent after them
Not his personal army.

>>275095974
That shit leeked into popular media and the counterculture doesn't want to have any part of that anymore. If you have an inside joke that someone outside of the circle repeats, you want to abandon the joke.

>>275074460
nothing valuable can be lost

>>275074885
social manipulation is the big way that hacking happens nowadays, or they take it by you giving access to something that you think is secure but isn't, like wifi
Social manipulation example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihGhVmvMus

>>275076435

Jesus Christ, at the very least use Tor. It's not exactly safe but it's still much safer than a proxy you found by googling 'proxy' and takes just as much work.

>>275088775
They got back ups all over the world though,

>>275097912
Did he pull some stupid bullshit like in that british sherlock tv show?

>>275088920

Nobody was even hacked, they used passwords like 'password1' and thought that was enough to keep their images safe.

I thought most hacks were inside jobs or socially engineered

>>275098586
They are, social engineering is the most biggest and effective way to get information.

>>275098335
I like elementary more because he is less perfect than cumberbatch sherlock. He is more like House i guess.

>>275075384
>We're discussing penises, would you like to join?
This video, man.
I thought this was also the "LOVE ERIO" video but I might have missed it.

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>>275075384
>We are discussing penises, do you want to join?

KEK

>>275075762
This fucking anon, get a medal already.

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http://hackertyper.net/

Enjoy anons

I live 3 minutes from the main microsoft campus, should I go warn them?

>>275098739

bendthatdick cuminhersnatch has some flaws too, the fact that he's too perfect is his flaw

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>>275098870
Well? I believe she asked you a question, anon.

>>275099336
We're all using Windows, so they already know.

literally would have to destroy physical hardware. Micro$oft is a billion dollar company they have back-ups of back-ups of back-ups of shit.

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>>275094428
How do I convince my script kiddie friend that anonymous isn't real?

Yeah okay.
If they can find an exploit to give everyone free Live forever, THAT would be Robin Hood-tier shit, but nah, they just need to be ebin /b/-tier Fawkesmaskers.

>>275099798


how can anonymous be real if our identities aren't real

>>275075762
But... I was going to the dentist there in a few months, and the dentist was cute too.

Oh shit don't tell me they're going to ddos Google next, anything but that!

>>275100071

I hope you like black chicks

>>275078270
>not formatting your disks
>not using thermite

No one has posted the video with feelguy

>>275075384
>habbo hotel
top kek

>>275100068

Microsoft would just cancel it.

>>275075384
>Typing Anonymous into the name field
>DESTROY DIE ATTACK
>Truly epic LULZ
>Nationwide campaign to spoil Harry Potter
>Bought a dog
>FBI won't act until it's too late
I love this, it never stops being entertaining.

Habbo Hotel raids were the greatest thing.

We should do one again some day.

>>275075384
there are this many newfriends just seeing this for the first time?

jesus fucking christ

>>275075384
kek what

>>275074885
They do exist. It's just real hackers are busy doing shit for their own benefit and don't want any attention called onto them. These guys are just attention whores trying to be the next Lulzsec or Anonymous.

>>275101127
You didn't realize that we've been overrun?

>>275079063
>they tryto DDoS the server
>not enough bots
>create a tiny slowdown for a few minutes
>everything proceeds as if nothing happened

>>275101086

Not really as fun anymore.

The userbase has dropped off so hard. Lucky if it gets 3 thousand people on at primetime.

All of the cool public rooms are gone, like all the restaurants and the other stuff. The pool area is smaller.

And to top it off, you can't block doorways or paths, everyone walks through each other. Its actually depressing how shitty it is now.

>>275074885
Supposedly my father does the kind of work a "real hacker" would. I don't know for sure, since he's not allowed to talk about it. Some kind of intelligence work.

Thing is, my father is kind of a shithead when it comes to secrets. I wouldn't have believed him if it weren't for the fact that he has "Top Secret Security Clearance" and that actual government agents have shown up at my house for "business" purposes.

>>275100069
Jaden go away, the grown-ups are talking

>>275078270
>He is clutching a computer cassette that contains details of his computer crimes, and the police will need this as evidence to prove that he is guilty.

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>I am a l33t HACK0RZ
>I will toast teh web
Real hackers don't let people know they are going to get hacked.
DDoS kids make me laugh.

>>275101127
fuck you I'm not new, I'll have you know I've been here all summer

I have an accounting final tomorrow morning that I can't study before because I keep coming to this website

Ban me please mods

>>275101583
reminds me of the /b/ attack on 9gag
oh man you faggots are such failures

>>275075880
woah...

>>275075384

Anyone else here who came during the great newfag wave of 2006? I heard about this secret hacker website called 4chan and I lurked here for about a year or two, then I started posting. Only on /b/ at first, then I migrated to other boards.

On one hand, if XBL is killed forever, it'll run Microsoft out of the console business.

On the other hand, the cancer it causes is worth the containment is has for the 12 year olds, dudebros, and Amrericans.

>>275102162
Post porn

>>275076320
>in leet speak
>lucky I speak leet

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>>275078270
IS THAT MEGAMAN?

>>275100102

Google is the final boss of the internet

>>275102162
I had my accounting final today, it was actually easier than the previous tests since it was mostly over statements of cashflows.

>>275075384
Fun fact, one of the people on this video is a gamergate supporter by the name of Alex Wuori or something like that. Funny how they support him after shit like this happens.

There is a whole ed article on it.

>>275076170
>tired of going to court every time some 10 year old says nigger and threatens to blow up a stadium
>pussied out
I don't think you understand the depth of retarded actions, anon.

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>>275075384
>4chan will never be feared this much again
At least we'll always have gems like that.

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>>275102518
>He still thinks xbox live is full of dudebros and children.
>He doesn't know Sony is full of them now.
Enjoy your 2 front cancer

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>shutting down Xbox Live forever

They'll probably take credit for the slight service disruption that Christmas usually brings.

Lizard Squad are just a bunch of DDoS faggots.

>>275102518
Dudebros and 12 year olds have migrated to Playstation

>>275075384
>you will never experience truly epic lulz
why live

>>275075384
>hackers on steroids
What does this even mean?

>>275075762
us 12s

>>275103045

Funny because the only people buying Xbones are 12 year olds and Dude Bros.

None of them are going to buy japanese consoles.

>>275075384
that fucking picture of aerith.

>>275103705
And yet PS4 is selling millions upon millions of dudebro trash like Assassin's Creed, Destiny, Call of Duty, and Fifa.

Dudebros, casuals, and 12 year olds are on every platform.

>>275079659
>upload rate
that the least of your problems, latency is a bitch.

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>>275103705
>None of them are going to buy a Japanese console.
This sonybrony is so mad delusional.

>>275089728
Anon, it's for the best.
The more popular 4chan became, the worse it became. You don't, you literally don't want anyone to know about 4chan. You don't want more redditor and tumblarines to come here believing it's a nice place. You want people to believe that 4chan it a hatemachine, you want those people to go to /b/ and either stay there ore leave with only the few realizing what this place is and pass the filter.

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>>275075384
The Internet is the great equalizer, and we now live in an age when that nerdy-looking young man cowering in the corner at social gatherings can then go home and become in the endlessness of cyberspace an evil monster preying on and terrorising the vulnerable; his revenge, as he sees it, on a society that has kicked him in the face once too often. Welcome to the world of 4Chan-inspired ‘RIP trolling,’ a subculture that has been much discussed in recent years in news and television media across the English-speaking world, but one which has not truly been explained. This book would like to remedy that, charting as it does a vigilante journey through the cyber abyss that also takes in the horrific paedophilia problem on Facebook, damning the social network for its failure to put an end to it and to the stalking and tormenting of bereaved people on its network.

As well as taking an unforgiving and sometimes very humorous gaze at just what kinds of morons, psychos, and clowns go online to try and transform themselves into dark lords of the Internet, the book also takes a look at how the grotesque subculture of mass, organised RIP trolling began, what life is like in the little online mental wards created by its practitioners, and how all of it - along with the rampant child pornography swapping and grooming of children which takes place on Facebook and other similar sites - could very easily be brought to an end through the cooperation of the social networks.

>somebody actually wrote a book about this shit

>>275076016
>>275075296
>>275089707
>>275098186
>>275101232

So hackers are like vampires?

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>>275104075
We are ANONIEMOOSE
WE DO NOT 4 GET
WE DO NOT 5 GIVE

>>275089668
How would one access another computer on the same network? Do you actually need any advanced computer knowledge?

>>275104321
ahah close but not c5gar

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>>275101826
Have you ever considered that maybe he wants you to think he's full of shit to protect himself and his job?

>scriptkiddies just ddosing

Do they ever do anything else?

>>275081803
>no

>>275076448
I remember the last habbo raid I saw on /b/
>join HQ
>/b/ still pulling old and tired le black man closing pool maymay
>dress as CIA/NSA looking character
>name is NOTnsaSPY
>simply stand in corner
>board throwing a fit
>swearing I'm ruining the raids by telling the rooms they were raiding
>didn't have to tell them shit
>habbo is use to having rooms spammed with pool closing niggers
>try to tell them their raid failed because they suck at raiding
>they are still convinced that I am ruining their fun
>troll /b/ to the max
>by just standing in a corner
Jesus fucking christ you kids are purely fucking retardedly autismal

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>>275104321
>tfw no 5 or 4

>>275104574

Don't you fucking dare make fun of us.
We are Anonymous.
We do not forget.
At all.

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>>275075762
>seattle nuked
>no one gives a shit

>>275104032
What the hell? Is this real?

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>>275097179

>Man. 4chan was so fucking hardcore 7 years ago.

Yeah bro, it was HARDCORE.

These is unironic posts, this is how the place was, let no nostalgia addled faggot convince you otherwise.

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>Scientific progress and technology is being slowed down by the idiocy and laxing attitude of today's generation
>we'll never reach the pinnacle of the ideal technological utopia because everyone is dumb as hell

>>275075384
>all these people who haven't seen this before
Jesus Christ.
tfw you realize you've been here for 6 years

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>>275105148
>>275097179

Although /v/ was more civil and on topic in 2004

>>275104032

>censoring swear words
>censoring swear words so they're still readable

What the fuck is this.

>>275104125
Once you realize they exist, you are already bitten.

hackers are also biting perverts