>Come one guise, women can totally be sexy AND badass at the same time!
>people actually believe that despite threads like this popping up every single day
You 12 year olds could not be more fll of shit.
This is what Metroid threads have been reduced to.
What the fuck is this. What have Smashfags done to Samus? She's supposed to be a warrior, not an anime fucktoy.
Back in the day, when I was playing Metroid, my penis had nothing to do with it. I never imagined Samus being sexual, or having fantasies about her while playing.
I just sat down, had a blast in this alien world. Occasionally thought things like "Man, she has a cool job" or "If that was me I'd be afraid of that monster".
Then SSBB came out. The Internet exploded with Zero Suit porn, and Samus' defining characteristic went from "Strong badass character who happens to be female" to "HAWT ANIME GIRL WITH BOOBIE BOPPIES."
Can't even jerk off in peace without one of you faggots telling me I should kill myself. Just fuck off out of this site forever.
Go to /e/. Go to /h/. Go to any of the millions of websites dedicated to hentai. Don't come to a place for video game discussion and then whine like a child when people say your masturbation fuel is distasteful.
>Back in the day, when I was playing Metroid, my penis had nothing to do with it. I never imagined Samus being sexual, or having fantasies about her while playing
That's a dehumanization of her character.
Does it annoy anyone else that there's a been an influx of ZSS adoration since the new Smash came out and her with her badass suit of armor on gets no love? I swear to god if they ever ditch her main focus in the games being her suit and wrecking shit instead of taking it off for no good goddamn reason, I'll be done with the franchise.
>try to appreciate Samus
>SJW cuckheads are all, "Noooo you cant be attracted to her because she's a badass! She should look like a hairless fucking gorrila!"
Go fuck yourself, l don't need a female character to look like a bulldyke to be respectable and I can still think she's hot at the same time as being respectable.
Why the need to respect a video game character? Never in a Mario thread will people go on about how they used to respect Mario for jumping on all those goombas until he took off his hat. Only Metroid fags do this shit.
>tfw when old Metroid fan, but also like ZSS
Feels good to like things.
>huge metroid fan
>thought it was cool that you could play as samus for a bit without her suit
>nice addition in brawl
>mfw /v/ metroid threads
Zero suit Samus is the first worst thing that happened to the character.
It's the Other M before Other M.
What we need is some real Samus in this thread.
Not sure who this skinny blonde bitch in a blue skin suit is, but it's not Samus.
ZSS wouldn't exist if it weren't for Zero Mission. There are more ways to make the character vulnerable than just stripping them practically naked.
>implying women cant be sexy and badass
Samus has been sexy since Super Metroid
dont act like you didnt get little kid boners every time you died and Samus exploded out of her suit
the only difference is the internet wasnt as flooded with lewd fanart back then
That's that's just some dumb blonde bitch.
This is Samus.
And I'm marrying Samus
You and the other 100K lurkers in 4chan who are more dangerous than all of us combined.
Not me though, I can't kill people yet until it becomes perfectly 100% legal to do so worldwide, most likely after the Fallout series begins for real.
Definitely one of my favourites.
Now for one of the worst.
>women are only allowed to show their eyes
There's the issue to a problem that didn't need solving.
Disable the suit's systems and she's just as much the sitting duck.
It really was.
The biological suit was an awesome idea, but the look was fucking terrible and the game retconned one of the coolest things about Samus's character.
they're both one and the same, don't delude yourself, nor hate Samus out of her suit because faggots waifu her. Team Ninja and Sakamoto included.
Yes, but you still retain some kind of safety and weapon capabilities.
Play with the expectations of the player, the suit losing the powers is expected, then flip it on them with the realization that no, it isn't like the other times, you are much more vulnerable that you expect.