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New Witcher thread

I'm sure we'd like to discuss some more shit.

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>>273881720
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First for best waifu
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>The issue of the engagement of Geralt was for us, the writers, one of the most difficult problems to solve. The trouble came from couple of reasons:

>- Many players don't know Yennefer at all. The forum is not representative in this respect, because it brings together the core fans and the game will be played by a wider range of people.

>- Triss was Geralt's partner in the previous installments of the game, but again you have to acknowledge the fact, that not every player will be familiar - for example, many console players.

>- From books we know, that Yennefer had a particular bond with Geralt. But the common experiences of Triss are livelier and more up to date. And sincere (because of amnesia).

>- Oh and do not forget about Ciri. She's not a sexual partner, but then, love life is not just about sex. If Ciri is back in Geralt's life, it must be assumed, that Geralt begins to look at the world with her mind (sorry enigmatic, but do not want to reveal the details).
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Don't hold your breath. Everytime we manage to have one nice and civil thread, the next one is a fucking disaster.
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Party at thanned with all these slutty witches
:3
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>>273899391
>tfw will never give Ciri the D
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>>273899023
Have they posted the current look of Yennefer?
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>>273899519

You know you could banned for this, nigga
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Where were you, when Geralt became handsome, mellow, fatherly figure?
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Anyone know where I can pirate the English audiobooks?

Only been able to find the first one thus far.
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>>273899791
In 2 fucking trailers now.
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Do you like Dryads?
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>>273899023
enjoy your bioware-like game by polish retards who are late to the party
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stupid nordlings
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>>273899023
>Play witcher 1
>finish it
>play it again years later
>Alvin tells you his favorite game is "Kill the Elf"
because he always gets picked as grand master


FFFFFFUUUUUUU
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>>273900021
he reminds me of snake
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>>273900165
Kill the squirrel.
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>>273899830
>>273900021
>>273900140
Why is he so wierd looking? They put so much effort into making him look old and bruised but they textured him like a barbie doll.
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>>273900210
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>>273900021
I just noticed, isn't the medallion a lot bigger than usual?
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>>273900327
depends on translation i suppose
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>>273900396
Thank consoles.
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What a disaster...
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>The Evil that witchers fight stems from chaos, from actions aimed at disturbing order. For where Evil spreads, Order cannot be established. Instead of the light of wisdom, the glimmer of hope and the glow of warmt, darkness ensues. And in darkness you find nothing but blood, fangs and claws... like in the outskirts.

>Nicely put, but as young Cerro said to King Vridank on their first date: "Does it have any practical uses?"

>The right of witchers to live and function in this world has fallen out of balance, because the struggle between Good and Evil now plays out on a different battlefield with different rules. Evil has ceased being chaotic. No longer a blind, elemental power, Evil follows rules according to the rights it's been granted, It functions in line with treaties...

>That's progress. With more of us living longer, we can slaughter one another in the thousands.
>Progress is like a herd of pigs. The herd brings many benefits, but no one should wonder at the all the shit.

>Shit or no shit, witchers exist to slay monsters. How can i when the real monsters hide behind ideals, faith or the law...?

>Witchers will always be needed, no matter where that pig herd leads us.
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>>273899023
i'd shrek that cunt m8
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>>273899023
I'm sorry but unless you are a bookfag (speaking of which, bookfags need to calm down about what is and is not canon. This is an adaption, there isn't any reason for it to follow the same plot) Triss should be your default girl. Yenn has gotten zero screen time and will more than likely will be a hyperbitch cunt. Triss, on the other hand, has been nothing but loving and helpful to Geralt through game 1 and 2. Also, you could always forsake both and be a stupid piece of shit that can't stop getting involved in politics.
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>>273900520
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>>273899519
Man that is the only reason I let Sile live and was favorable to all other decisions towards the witches. No matter how far fetched those desires are.
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>>273900589

I am a bookfag and i never liked Yennefer and don't know what Geralt sees in her. She is indeed a hypercunt bitch
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>>273899830
I liked it better when he looked like a homeless bum who "fights monsters" and "makes potions"

Now he just looks like a generic handsome hero
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>>273900618
This is the power of PC? pft
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Who is the creepy dude in the back
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Why is Ciri the best looking grill?
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>>273900893
Elder blood.
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>>273900849
The weird part is it looks like you photoshopped it in.

Despite the fact I know better.
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I wasn't in the last thread so I'm sure it's been answered already: Did Ciri ever get fucked by a man? I mean, Kayleigh almost fucked her, Bonhart just groped her I guess and she never got to fuck the Elf King
I guess maybe she got the D from that knight of the round table she met
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>>273900849
This man is your friend. He fights for freedom.
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>>273900849
He's wearing a mask so it must be Letho since he is supposed to be dead so he has to hide his identity.
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>>273899023
I want to see Geralt fuck Ciri.
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>>273900019
Yes. Post more.


>>273899830
yea, he is too handsome. even in TW2 the whores tell him 'you are ugly, but at least remarkable ugly.'

I loved when he looked TW1-badass-ugly
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>still giving a shit about Witcher 3 after the massive downgrade
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>>273901104
I want to see Ciri fuck Geralt.
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>>273901104
sick!
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>>273901052
Check the gameplay trailer at 1:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fadFLpK8sHI
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>>273901104
Never gonna happen
Sapkowski would die just so he could spin in his grave
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>>273900140
>>273900021
>>273899830
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>>273901293
be advised

:^)
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daily reminder to never support any elf groups in any TW game
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Please do not sexualize the daughterfu
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>>273900849
My money is on Regis
he's probably still fucked up, so he wears a mask
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post yfw witcher 4 will star Ciri
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In the books Geralt was so scarred and shit that his demonic grin would creep people out
>tfw no Geralt like that
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>>273901342
?
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>>273901346
But the elf routes are the best
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>>273901379

I'm going to sexualize the fuck out of her right now, I'd cuddle with Ciri.
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>>273901385
Holy shit dude that is a clever picture
Spoilers though, I would've been fucking mad one month ago before I finished the books
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>we want the Bioware Audience

How long until they make Geralt gay now?
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>>273901385
pls cdpr
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>>273901346
I gave them the crates.
They were waiting for them.
They even paid for them beforehand.
There was no reason to slay them.
I'm a rational Witcher.
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>>273901410
it will never happen
Witcher 3 concludes with either everything going to shit or Ciri becoming the empress
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>>273901219
English isn't your first language, huh?
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>>273901346
Do you not like elves?
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>>273901385
Regis is dead
I don't care how old and powerful he was, he got fucking burned to cinders
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>>273901475
>not know this epic maymay
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>>273901554
I can't wait to marry Zoltan
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>>273901478
They are less boring, I give you that. And since its a vidya to entertain you, its ok to do elf routes.
But its not good if try to play with the lore and this fuckers are just terrorists.
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>>273899023

>Sword
>not a crossbow
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>>273901681
regis is fucking confirmed for the game
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>>273901652
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>>273900849
That's just Tris. I know that man jaw confused you, but she's actually a woman.
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>>273901718
*knowing
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>>273901648
no, why?
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>>273901750
source? that's dumb
what's next, Milva's miscarriage is somehow alive?
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>>273901652
I love my elves in Forgotten Realms setting. In TW I want them all to burn while hanging.
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>>273901787
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>>273901410
lol witchers wear high heels now ?
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>>273901826
He knew that that nigga wasn't shooped in m80
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>>273900210
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>>273900019
love them, remember NwN1 quest that revolved around a dryad and an ugly witch?
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What's better witcher 3 or dragon age: inquisition?
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>>273901410
They said that if they are ever going to return to the universe, it's not going to be for many, many years.
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>>273901915
I fucking love Elves in Witcher
It always feels like Sapkowski hates them as well
>HUMANS ARE ALL INFERIOR
>pls disregard the fact that they fucking drove us out of every city we had built
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>>273902007

I only remember one dryad, in the druid grove
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>>273901867
you can't kill a fucking high vampire with brute force
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i wanna fug ciri but the devs say i cant DDDDD:
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>>273902031
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>>273901971
aw yeah, second oration was kinda confusing for me.
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>>273901867
Why not. Even Triss came back from the dead in the book.
And its not that far fetched for a level one-hundred vampire lord.
I loved Regis in the books I want him alive ;_;
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>>273902031
The better question would be:
"What's better shit or dragon age: inquisition"
It's shit.
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Someone explain the books' ending to me
>Ciri transports Yen and Geralt to save Geralt from death
>then goes on to teleport further like an idiot instead of staying with them
Why?
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Who would want to play Witcher 3 when Dragon Age: Inquisition exists?
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>>273902137
>high magic
>brute force

Vilgefortz was no amateur at magic.
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>>273901985
>Kojima was behind the witcher series all along
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>>273902232
Triss wasn't dead, they just buried a burned to shit body and assumed it was her
>>273902137
There's no pieces left that can regenerate
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>>273902327
CIS scum, obviously.
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>>273902260
Her planet needed her.
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>>273902260
the space elves never stoped chasing her
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>>273902369
Ashes.
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>>273902327
Why would you date girls in real life when you can troll a chinese cartoon website
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>>273902369
even if he got blasted to fucking atoms (he wasn't, there was still ash) he would come back
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I want to fuck Mozaïk
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>>273902412
>hurr durr elves are so superior but we're still chasing you because we lost the gate magic and want you to fuck one of us
fucking elves man
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>>273902086
this

>This fucking imbeciles! Lets wait for them to die out, since their lifes are short.
>Btw, since we are droven out into some shit area and most of us are starving, do anyone of you know how this 'three-field crop rotation' works?
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women hating man-babies

so /v/
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>>273902526
>>273902482
So high vampires are fucking Alex Mercer now?
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Gerald without mutations
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>>273902118
and you had to get a mirror from her that makes anyone who looks into it think they are pretty and give that mirror to the ugly old witch, I really liked act to visuals and locations so I still remember most of the quests around Port Llast (or whatever it was called)

anyway, dryads are best girls, always
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>>273901985
>Nobody knows how long witchers live
>turns out they are immortal
>Big Boss is actually Geralt
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>>273902662
Dropping a drop of blood into ashes remains of a vampire so he regenerates is a common trope amongst vampires.
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>>273901985
>>273902352
it was kojima all this time
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>>273900618

>those cute ass wolves
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>>273902679
I actually like it
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>>273901985
needs to invert the sides, so the scar and eye patch match

also Geralt's nose is a little bit too long
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>>273902871
and you're saying one of the most powerful wizards in the world didn't know how to kill a vampire for good
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>>273902567
Elves are dying because they got bored of sex.
No really, that's the canon explanation.

Instead of fucking among themselves they prefer to fuck humans because it's something new, kinky and exciting to them.
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>magic users are usually women
>the most powerful one is actually a male
sexiiiist
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>>273902679
that's actually really cool
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>>273903232
If he knows shit like killing vampires, why didnt he knows shit about killing a stupid witcher and a confused sorceress?
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>>273903476
Because Geralt is a Mary Sue and Sapkowski needed a climax that killed the antagonist
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>>273903380
Not bored, but their ovulation period is way longer than human's. D'hoine are simply outbreeding them.
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Reminder: Never trust any sorcerer

NEVER
E
V
E
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>>273903380
Not just that. For some reason their reproduction works better with humans.
Every human cock made a elf pregnant. Its like elfs became more and more sterile towards each other.
And this is the story how Nilfgaard was born.
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>>273903692
>not trusting Yen or Triss
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>>273901410
Looks like an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL attempt at fanfiction. From the character design up to the special snowflake name.
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>>273903232
Regis wasn't even in the fight, he appeared high on blood and interrupted them.

Vilgeforzt just him out of the way. He probably knows how to properly kill a vampire for sure.
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>>273901410
why witcher cat medallion? she was essentially geralt's apprentice, and that would make her a disciple of the wolf school
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>>273903637
It's been ages since i read the books but i remember some old ass elf explaining the bored part to Geralt in some cave.

Humans breading like rabbits certainly doesn't help.
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>>273903806

>read the books
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How different is the story when you side with Iorveth over Roche?
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>>273902679
Why is his hair brown? Shouldn't it be blonde?
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>>273903806
she took it from Bonhart

it also foreshadows that she is a little bit on the freaky side, as per Season of Storms
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>>273903692
Its time to stop posting Radovid
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>>273903917
All of chapter 2 is different, around half of 3 also.
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>>273903801
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>>273903782
You know jack shit about her and it's showing.
If you show genuine interest, I will tell you about her.
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>>273904006
>a little bit on the freaky side
>a little bit

She's nuts, the frozen lake scene in the books was fucking terrifying.
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>>273903917
Basically

Roche
Less Chapter 2, more chapter 3
Iorveth
More Chapter 2, less chapter 3

Do both. It's worth it.
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>>273904006
>you will never meet a mad, sick and threatening villain like Bonhart in a vidya
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>>273904171
>implying you wouldn't went it on them just like she did.
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>>273904216
I wouldn't say Roche has less Chapter 2
I was definitely disappointed at the bullshit they pull in Iorveth Chapter 3 though
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>>273901412
not him, but exactly how did teleporting geralt save his life? did she teleport him out of space and time? to a place where people don't die?
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>>273902057
This made me mad for a minute and then I remembered Cyberpunk 2077. I'll be alright, I guess.
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>>273903982
well, his mother was a redhead and I am not sure about Korin
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>>273903380
>yrw when you realized whites are the elves, and humans are the shitskins of the witcher world.
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>>273904359
Basically
Did you not play Witcher 2?
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Malus_Island
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>>273904032
>this fucking translation

Yea I see your point, but Regis is not a normal vampire. I hope CDPR dont pull an out of the ass explanation
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Why is there still plot speculation in these threads if the entire story leaked a few months ago?
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>>273903380
i think its also stated at one point that female elves can become infertile with age, but (unsure about this part) human sperm somehow overcomes this infertility
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>>273904359
something something Arthur's mythology
Ending is open
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>>273904171
that was actually pretty normal, just a self-defense with usage enviroment and ittle of MacGyvery
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>>273904020
>>273904216

I just finished the Roche route earlier today. Kinda tempted to just jump in and start on Iorveths route. For my first playthrough I just went with a focus on dealing dmg with swords. What fun builds can you do in the game?
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>>273904526
It was basically the same in the German translation, the book definitely pointed out that Vilgefortz knows how to kill vampires
Actually, thinking about it, I'd be cool with CDProjekt going "hurr durr but he was a HIGHER vampire" because then we'd get motherfucking Regis
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What have you bought so far faggots ? I haven't picked anything yet but considering Far Cry 1-2-3 pack and Dishonored GOTY. Should i pull the trigger ?
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>>273904553
>reading leaks
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>>273904664
I don't like alchemy though it's supposed to be OP
Magic is pretty fun but don't expect to bring fools down quite as easily as you did with swords
>>273904743
Sillyhead
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Speaking of builds, will y'all be going for swords or signs in W3?
The gameplay looks more similar to W2 so swords will probably be OP again but I just cannot shake my nostalgia and subsequent hope that signs will be as great as in W1 again ;_;
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https://soundcloud.com/mikolai-stroinski/bonnie-at-morn
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>>273905172
oh fuck i got this map with my W1 box
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>>273901410
>muh cute waifu
>muh pretty action girl
I wish they didn't go full anime with this shit.
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>>273903886
i've read the books, i guess i missed the part where she decided to keep a trinket stolen from a dead witcher she never met, representing a school she had no knowledge of, from a man who tormented her

i guess that actually fits in with the trophy thing of the games, and it is practical since there is no wolf medallion factory anymore
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>>273904595
>man the author must be a huge fan of NTR to write the entire elven race around it
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>>273905045
I never really liked signes in the games.
In the books witchers barely used them and they were simple magical tricks at best but in the games they are suddenly powerful as fuck.
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>>273899023
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>>273904664
Magic is fun, it gets quite OP in end game though, you spam Igni and just watch people burn.

Alchemy is quite nice for that tactical element starting up, but it's seriously OP mid-game
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>>273905045
Going with sword, since its your main weapon and just feels more witchery.
Sigils were OP in TW2, thought its a very initeresting way to (re-)play.
If the game turns out to be too easy, I'll also try alchemy
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>>273899023
I want to be the Witchette
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>>273901985
For once, I agree with feminists:
That whole "gruff old white dude" shit needs to end.
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>>273905339
what the fuck is your problem?
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>>273905454

No, it doesn't, you latent homosexual.
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>>273905172
open world Witcher 1 recreation in red engine when?
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>>273905172
>>273905319
I still have it
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>>273905340

She actually finds one of each kind of medallion on Bonhart's body: wolf, cat and griffon.

She then gives the wolf medallion to Geralt (who was then using a shit copy made by Fringilla Vigo) and keeps the cat medallion to herself, as she feels it fits her style.
>>
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

don't forget to vote for the most anticipated game, faggots

if they win, they will feel obligated to give show us new shit
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>>273905172
So we actually never get to royal quarter?
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>>273905172
Vizima is such a shithole. Foltest should have made his domain that bitching La Valette castle.
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>>273900618
woah...
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>>273905319
Got these from my GOG page. Gotta resize them to post though
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>>273905607
and the griffin?
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>>273905530
when someone bothers to make it
so never
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>>273900749
He's cursed with her love by a genie
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>>273905446
>>273905442
>signs OP in W2
You seriously think so? I thought they were great until I actually did a swordsmanship build
I cut apart the Draug before it could even use its arrow ability once
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>>273905506
Witcher was cool because it has all this realism shit.
Real sword techniques, realistically ugly faces, cities with rude poor people etc.

Now they're adding a qt waifu action girl with smudged eyeliner for anime retards to cum over.

But you fags will eat it up because MUH CD PROJEW CAN'T DO NO WRONG
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>>273900749
>I am a bookfag and i never liked Yennefer
So, you only read the short story collections? Yen a cool in the novels
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>>273899023
How will she put that giant sword back in its scabbard.
Fucking tell me you stupid fucks.
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>>273905702
>Oxenfurt
oh baby, here we go!
dis gonna be good
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>>273905607
I was initially shocked when I found out that the medallion Geralt is using isn't his own original one.
Oh well, I guess it's reasonable to assume that the one he had to begin with was passed on from a fallen witcher as well.
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>>273905752

I can't remember clearly but I think she just skips that one.
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>>273905752
It is a mystery
Also featured: omg symbols so deep
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>>273905817
against bosses they are shit, but normal mobs magic is OP in TW2.
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>>273900849
DOOM
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>>273905957
me, but i'm going to sleep soon
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>>273903383
>kitchen users are usually women
>the best chefs are actually males
that's just how things work
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>>273905957

No
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>>273906146
So is sword with that ability that makes you hit everyone at 100% damage
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>yfw this soundtrack comes up in combat
https://soundcloud.com/marcinprzybylowicz/hunt-or-be-hunted
what the shit cdpr
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>>273905903
>Witcher was cool because it has all this realism shit.
>Real sword techniques, realistically ugly faces, cities with rude poor people etc.

and beautiful elves
because, you know, you fucking don't, bitch this girl has an elven gran-granma, and her being pretty was established before CDPR fucking existed

now get the fuck out of my thread and read the books, or shut your whore mouth and read what people post here
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>>273906140
The medallions are only symbols?
Geralt, you pretentious asshole, start speaking sense.
>>
Are there any other books where like 75% of the dialog is sarcastic sneers? I don't know shit about fantasy so the only thing I can think of is The First Law
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>>273906279
Actually she was average by the books. So average that old elf couldn't force himself to fuck her.
>>
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>>273906262

So? It's good music for combat
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>PDF won't let me save the whole original image
FUCK YOU
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>>273905903
>Real sword techniques
u wot
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>>273906360
>>
I hope Ciri will be able to do magic again, I got so fucking tired of "abloobloo I totally vowed to never magic again so I can't unless it's convenient for the plot"
>>273906360
I guess he's saying it doesn't make her a witcher?
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>>273906528
the old elf couldn't force himself to fuck anything and she was 16 back then
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>>273906528
would Eichmann fuck a beuatiful Slav?
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>>273906262
Imagine this music in witcher combat, it would be perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePcckx4x3Uc
>>
Bardzo nośny kawałek
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>>273906668
Elf King was just the average elf
>yo my life is pretty much infinite so why not tease her 5 nights in a row?
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>>273899023
So I'm trying to play the Witcher 1 and it's tedious as fuck. Is it socially acceptable to just read a synopsis and move on to 2?
>>
Watching Zoltan hack shit with his sword was fun in TW2, hope we get more of that.
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>>273906279
>muh books explain why she has retarded anime eyeliner
SPOILERS: I actually read all the books. It was long before first Witcher was even announced (except that ancient never-released thing from thief era).
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>>273906668
what a faggot
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>>273905957

What the fuck is that even about? What kind of gameplay does it have?
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>>273906771
No
>baaaaaw I need action combat
Go play CoD
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>>273906771

>b-but it's a good game, anon
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>>273906746
im about to puke anon
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>>273906746
no
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>>273906885
It's a fun board game.
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>>273906531
Hold the fuck up, Geralt has a beard now?
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>>273906631
CD Project actually studied several books about sword fighting.
In W1 you've got some unusual "tricks" like halfswording and bashing niggas with the "wrong side" of the sword.

It's not all just Bioware style "sword is a mace" shit.
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tfw no mustached witcher
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>>273899023
Ok you fags, which Witchers should I play before picking up 3, in order to get into the story, lore etc.?
pls no bully ;(
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>>273904606
>Man half frozen already in the water, barely grasping the edge of the ice
>Ciri slides through and slices his fingers off
>Self defense
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>>273906931
+ beard style DLC coming
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>>273901867
>he's not reminisced in the funeral scene
even writer said he's going to regen some time.
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>>273906985
read the books
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>>273906973
It might be one of the beards in the kit, who knows.
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>>273906890
It's not that. It's just so much waiting unless I find a fireplace to meditate at that I can't enjoy the game
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>>273906985
1 and 2
and books
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>>273906931

You didn't know?
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>>273906985
>play
read the bloody books, scrub
then play 1 and 2
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>>273906985
Depends on what you consider important in a game.

2 for gameplay or muh grafix, 1 for story.
None for music or balance.
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>>273906631
they had a real swordman do the movements.

the guy is back for tw3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgKiPEBYdU
we may see some movements from tw1 back in tw3.

>that glorious dev long hair
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>>273906985
To get everything you need to read the books then first game and then second.
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>>273907026
American definition
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>>273907098
Aren't fireplaces fucking marked on the map?
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>>273907141
fuck you hard Witcher games have god tier sountracks
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>>273907141

>None for music
>>
You guys are kidding yourselves if you think this game is going to be any good. The last two were complete shit, with 2 suffering from Crysis syndrome (praise the hell out of the graphics, but don't say shit about the terrible and boring gameplay).
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>>273907086
>>273907118
>>273907135
>>273907243
Will do just that, then.
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>>273907127

HAHAHAHA
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>>273907141
>none for music
1.
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>>273906746
LOL
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>>273907347
Oh god
I thought I had fun with the gameplay of both games and that I absolutely loved the writing and story
Guess I was wrong all along!
>>273907393
Read them in release order, i.e.
>Last Wish
>Sword of Destiny
>The novels
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>>273907347
thank you for your invaluable input
you can now proceed to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw
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>>273907254
Yeah but still, I don't like all the waiting. And I know you can do side-quests and stuff but it just doesn't interest me
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>>273907347

>The last two were complete shit

good post, anon
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>>273907542
do you actually like RPGs?
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>>273907542
maybe RPGs arent your thing
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>>273907515
The reason for reading in reverse being?
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>>273907515
>loved the writing and story
You're fucking kidding, right?
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>>273907542
>I know you can do side-quests and stuff but it just doesn't interest me
that's too bad
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>>273907613
Thank you.
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>>273907651
>The reason for reading in reverse being?
What?
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>>273907660
I did as well. I played those games especially for the story.
You got a fucking problem with that?
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guys im in the 4th chapter of the first game. I like the game so far (a few things have been spoiled but i don't mind). I really fucking hate the swamp though. Is there more swamp shit in the 2nd game?
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>>273907818
No.
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>>273907636
>>273907642
I like most of the RPG's I've played but I guess The Witcher is kinda new for me. I guess my main question is is the Witcher 2 more fast-paced in terms of the story?
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>>273907818
no
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>>273907792
Oh shit, sorry, was looking at the screen from too far, misread as "reverse order" rather than "release order".
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>>273907818
No, there isn't
Or like, 5 m2 of swamp
OFFICIAL GUIDE TO MAKING THE SWAMP NOT SHIT:
>disregard everything, run to location
alternatively
>kite everything
>kill one Bloedzuiger
>run run run run
>everything explodes
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>>273907818

There is no swamp in the second game as far as i remember.

Lots of forests and mountains though
>>
Can we finally discuss the game without shills for the game that shall not be named shitting about?

There has to be a part where ciri is playable right? Maybe in the enhanced edition.
>>
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>>273907817
Holy fuck, what passes for good story these days... LOL
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>>273907882
So i'm guessing there is a more variety in the environment. I liked the city, but the swamp and all the lake sides got boring really quickly.
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>>273907972
Hah
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>>273908061
Well, sort of.
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>>273908031
Ciri may very well be playable in some flashback
(Witcher 2 had sort where you played as other NPC's retelling what happened to them)
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>>273907996

Oh hello
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>>273908147
I was kind of hoping for an Oblivion feel to the witcher, where there is one capital city and a bunch of other varried towns. Guess its just Vizima + terrain?
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I find it kinda depressing how this is the end of Geralt's story. I mean, the games only cover like the last two years or so of his adventures after he came back... then it's over.
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>>273907178
protip: he may or may not be a swordmaster, but the moves that he shows are almost exclusively weird flashy fantasy shit, as the animator guy said.

so it isn't a transition from semi-realism to flashy fantasy shit, rather then your personal suspension of disbelief breaking. this is not the devs fault for making the game too flashy, since they are about on the same level as they used to be, but rather yours for not knowing shit about swordcombat and thinking geralts sworddancing is anything remotely connected to realistic swordcombat.

unless you only blocked and parried in TW2
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>>273908191
Fucking meditate until noon you dumb shit
>going anywhere at night or evening unless you want to hunt creatures
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>>273908050
you are not fooling me
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>>273907996
i pretty much just ignored everything and ran to location. The real frustrating part about the swamp is all the "fetch quests" that you needed to complete by killing shit in the swamp.
>>
Anyone know about Witcher 1 choices carrying over all the way to 3?
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>>273908405
Meh, I found Chapter 1 worse for that
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>>273908373
You've already fooled yourself if you consider The Witcher a good story. The books might be better - I've never read them - but the games are fucking terrible reinterpretations of them if they are.
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>>273908274
Are you talking about tw1 now? I personally feel like 1 was varied enough although the swamp overstayed its welcome.
A single playthrough in 2 is shorter and I never felt like you stayed in one place long enough for it to get annoying.

No big capital cities though, well sorta Vizima I guess, but we'll get Novigrad in 3.
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>>273908529
>reinterpretations
u wot
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>>273908453
fucking shanifags, when will you ever learn?
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>>273908567
I think Oxenfurt is pretty big
That fucking Novigrad size in the gameplay video though
>tfw imagining talking to every NPC to get quests
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>>273908529
Games are continuations of the story.
Did you even fucking play them?
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>>273908529
The books all take place before the first game.
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>>273907972
Did the same thing anon
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>>273908706
Oxenfurt is not possible to explore iirc. Something about a plague quarantine.
Which is fine by me, I'd rather have one big city and then smaller villages here and there so you can avoid the Skyrim effect.
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>>273908667
There is Oxenfurt in this game, so you can bet your asshole, Shani is back, because she went to teach there.
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>>273908567
Yeah I was talking about the witcher 1 (only one i have played so far). People said the combat was shit in the game but i honestly didn't mind it. Not everything has to be dark souls difficult. RPGs in my opinion are one genre in which you simple combat is not a big deal because its more about the environment/quests.
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>>273908916
I'd be okay with the world having as many inhabitants as Skyrim, I'm about to get a panic attack from all the quests I'm gonna miss
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>>273908825
Then they probably are better than this shlock.
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>>273908329
Better thank milking it really, we may see spinoffs anyway.
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>>273900849

Damn, Triss is lookin' fine.
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>>273908529
How do you know the games are a terrible adaptation of the books if you haven't fucking read them. Not to mention the fact the game has nothing to do with the books.
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>>273908916
>Oxenfurt is not possible to explore iirc
OK now I'm fucking mad
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>>273908993
>RPGs in my opinion are one genre in which you simple combat is not a big deal because its more about the environment/quests.
FINALLY a dude who started W1 without talking stupid bullshit about how it's not action-y enough
I never found the swamp too annoying but I just ran through it while disregarding everything
All the shit in it only gives you 1 XP anyway
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>>273909052
You must be an autist. I hear that gets you people mad if I say that.
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>>273909052
>Not to mention the fact the game has nothing to do with the books.

I don't know what the fuck is going on
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>>273909072
I don't think that has been confirmed
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>>273901104
Gross.

That'd be like if he fucked his daughter
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>>273908453
>>Anyone know about Witcher 1 choices carrying over all the way to 3?

Only the items, right?

I got the Raven sword from my save (it's complete crap after the Prologue). You can also get some other swords transferred over.

Chosing Triss over Shani in W1 doesn't matter in W2. You are shagging Triss either way.
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>>273909243
It a continuation of the books sure, but they can stand on their own because of the amnesia thingy.
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>>273909321
>not giving your daughter your sword of destiny
>not giving your daughter something more
>not giving your daughter your shard of ice
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>>273908993
>Yeah I was talking about the witcher 1 (only one i have played so far). People said the combat was shit in the game but i honestly didn't mind it

Combat in Witcher 1 is pretty fun, but after a while you just figure out that Group Style fucks up every mob you meet, so you just stick to that.
>>
>>273909395
being friends with Siegfried carries over
he's a fucking Grand Master in 2nd game
you can expect him to be back in 3rd
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>>273904437
underrated
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>>273909453
And they are shit games written by shit people based on a possibly shit story that I haven't read.
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>>273909390
You HAVE to make that in 1920x1080 RIGHT NOW
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>>273909395
Thaler gives you a card and some shit, Vivaldi gives you a loan if you went okay with him, you can meet Siegfried is you let him live, Radovid remembers you and Ada.. it just little things.
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>>273906589

higher res please?
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>>273903380
In "Blood of Elves" they say that only young Elves are fertile, and many of the elven youth died fighting a lost cause kind of battle, leaving them basically to die out.
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>>273909604
>being friends with Siegfried carries over

Ah, I see. I chose the neutral path, which is truer to Geralt's personality in the books.

Book Geralt would never chose the Order or the Elves. You'd say fuck you both, I'm going home. Which is the neutral path.
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>>273909604
>not being tru neutral in TW1

plebe
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>>273908916
I think this is where Oxenfurt is. I though it was the little island below it but that's actually White Bridge.
>>
for some reason when i play the w1 my gpu usage randomly drops to like 20% and i get 30 fps. Not only that but the trade quarter is a fucking mess. It stutters like a mother fucker even on high FPS. Is the W2 better when it comes to this shit?
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>>273909658
Might as well plow me
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>>273909650
Give me an honest answer.
What the fuck are you doing here, in this thread?
Because normal, mentally stable people try avoid things they dislike.
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>>273909808
Here is a concept art of White bridge which fits the geometry of the terrain on the map.
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>>273910001
What's White Bridge? Which nation and shit? Don't remember it from the books
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>>273909857
Are you using the GOG version?

For me, W1 played normal, no issues anywhere.

With W2 I had to struggle a lot. It's super intensive on the GPU, so you have to tweak a lot of settings to be able to play it with more than 20 FPS.

If your computer struggles with W1, don't play W2, get a better PC.
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>>273909774
if can stay alive even in neutral path
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>>273909990
he is just mad his favorite game DA: Tumplrsition is shit
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>>273910001
>Witcher babbies criticize Skyrim for having tiny towns
>this town has like 10 houses
lel
>>
>>273909808
>>273910001
Then it would make more sense for it to be placed on the small island right below the marked area.
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>>273909390
It looks like she has one giant tit and the other one is her arm.
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>>273910163
Haven't even bought it. Probably shit, too.
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>>273910195
are you retarded?
tell me how you came up with the word 'town'?
maybe its a perfectly legal trading outpost like they were thousands in medievil times?
>>
I bought the first book today , blood of elves. It gets delivered with that shitty cover instead of the green, crossed swords ibe. Gonna return it tomorrow, so angry.

Where do I get the right version? I looked everywhere..
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>>273910126
I'm using the steam version (w1 enhanced version). Im urnning it on OCed 8320 @ 4.4 and an r9 280x. Its just the fucking trade quarter that shits the bed
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>>273910195
it has more than 50
that's 5 times more than Solitude
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>>273910469
Who gives a shit?
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>>273910469
>I bought the first book today , blood of elves
its better to start with the Witcher short stories
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>>273910474
Sounds like a bug, bro. Sorry to hear that, I had no issues with the gog.com version of Enhanced Edition.

Anyway, I haven't had any major bugs in W2 apart from high system requirement. There is some clipping here and there and bad textures, but performance is usually pretty good.
>>
La Valette is best, foltest is a duck
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>>273910742
can i max it out on my rig? If not then RIP W3
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>>273910943
Enjoy getting yourself and all your guards killed by a Mary Sue witcher because MUH HONOR
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>>273910943
>You will never assist your king in a big siege and fight that costs the life of hundrets of good men, just so he can rape his sister.
RIP
>>
>>273910943
MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!
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>>273910642
Really? Are those old cover books still being sold or do I have to look on eBay?
>>
>>273910962
There is no such thing as "maxing out Witcher 2". There is a mode there called "ubersampling" where the game totally rapes your hardware with rendering everything at max settings twice. Nobody can run that and say they enjoyed the experience.

However, your rig would probably run Witcher 2 at high settings and max resolution. Probably will struggle with Ultra settings, but High is pretty good.

I have no idea how system intensive Witcher 3 is gonna be. I am buying a 5820K and gtx 980 for it, just to be sure.
>>
THOSE TREBUCHETS ARE FUCKING POUNDING THE PULP OUTTA THEM
MUST BE SHITTING THEMSELVES ON THE WALLS
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>>273899519
thats nsfw
>save image as
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>>273911304
Not him but would a 970 suffice?
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>>273911557
What the fuck, I have a 570 and could max out Witcher 2 sans ubersampling
Go easy on those grafix cards purchases man
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>>273911557
I'm counting on my 760 sufficing.
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>>273911557
Yeah, sure, 970 is just as good as 980 and much cheaper.
>>
2 gtx 780s should be enough to handle witcher 3, right?
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>>273911685
I'm buying my first rig and I just know that it's the best budget one right now. I meant 3 btw.

>tfw building rig for 3 while still having to play the first two
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>>273912116
I know you meant Witcher 3 I'm just saying it won't be that much of an increase over 2
>first rig
go wild then
and fucking play the first 2
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>>273911979

ayy lmao

seriously wtf
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>>273911979
looks like a sonic on some of those
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>>273911339
OOODRIIIIIIIIIN
'ERE BOY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>273912251
I will, when I get the rig. This will be in about February, so I got barely enough time to mentally prep myself.
I'm hearing bad things about a swamp.
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>>273912124
i like this
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>>273912541
ignore swamp monsters to not get annoyed by swamp
I also highly discourage rushing through the games just because you want to play W3
there's no harm in taking your time and playing W3 later
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>>273905454
You're going to get "Gruff old X dude"
White dude shows the scars best.
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>>273912541
>I'm hearing bad things about a swamp.
Swamp is good, just learn the routes. Jus try to do the sidequests together with the main storyline, so you don't have to run around too much.
>>
>tfw have a mediocre PC
>tfw won't be able to play Witcher 3 until next summer when I get a new one entirely

Gonna be one hell of a wait. Thank fuck I don't mind being spoiled.
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>>273912758
The Emperor of Nilfgaard is actually Geralt
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>>273899830
>Where were you, when Geralt became handsome, mellow, fatherly figure?

Except for the fatherly part, the second game.
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bad dev general
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>>273912953

are you trying to cheat me again
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>>273913215
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>>273904359
Avalon dude.
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>>273912953

I read the books, so nil chances on getting trolled.
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>>273906531
That armor.... man I can' wait. I always loved the armor designs in the series.
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>>273912953
Ciri is Alvin after a time skip
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>>273913387
Where was that name and sketch from again? I wanna watch it
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>>273913176
He was mellow in the first.
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>>273913348
>le dlc is free face
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>>273913541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlOoSsfU6cM
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>>273913541

Literally found in 10 seconds, don't be lazy, anon
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>>273903782
She is an attempt to make Mary Sue work. Think of her as Arya Stark light.
That being said, she was the most annyoing little piece of shit in the books.
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>>273913691
syczysyczcygrzggzys
am I polish yet
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>>273913569
>being so desperate to shitpost about CDPR
thanks for the laugh, retard.
>>
>bought witcher 1 and 2 in recent sale
>play witcher 1
>incredible awkward combat and movement and everything
>dialogue pretty awkward too
does it get better ? what would i miss out on if i import save file.
>>
>>273901410
>>273901970
m8. you've obviously never seen a pair of boots before. there are lots of kinds
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>>273913691
thanks
>>273913701
s-sorry
>>273913862
you need to put some accents on the c
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witcher 2 had shit combat
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>>273909965
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>>273900705
This is how they pull your strings
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>>273914084
how appropriate, you fight like a cow
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>>273913908
game gets better and better throughout the entire game.
also the story, choices and writing are the good parts. dialogue goes from okay to awkward throughout the game.
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>>273913908
Why would you import a save file?
Just drop the fucking franchise altogether.
>>
Plough them all, plough them all
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>>273914151
explain this to me
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>>273914151
kek
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>>273899391
Man, those are some pretty puffy nipples.
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>>273914171
Your mother sucks dwarf cock!
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>>273901970
she's not a witcher you dumb faggot.
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>>273914227
the reference?
please leave /v/. seriously
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>>273913908
Someone post pic that resumes Witcher 1 experience in general.
>>
>>273914342
what reference?
can you delete your post btw? thanks
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>>273911286
You're fucking autistic
>>
>people liked witcher 2's combat
kok
auto lock on and sheit hit boxes
unresponsive controls GOAT
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>>273911304
Lol. I run TW2 with ubersampling at 35FPS. That's not unplayable but I prefer 60
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>>273914378
can you really use "resume" to mean summarize in the same way you say "resumee"?
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>>273900849
Why the fuck does Yen look like Jennifer Lawrence?
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>>273911286
You probalby mean the white covers, but do you mean new white covers or old ones, from the 90s?
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>>273914594
I don't know, english is weird
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>>273914378
>>273913908
since anon, asked. I don't completely agree with it, but it's not a bad list though.
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>>273914543
>auto lock on
I fucking loved that because it's the best kind of control for PC
Then you see plebs like DSP who don't even aim at their enemies and complain when Geralt attacks someone else
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>>273914545
Also, I have a 770
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>>273914704
there's no reason to have autolock, it's terrible
if you specifically give me the ability to manually lock on, what's the point
why can I not choose the direction of my attack
why are you forcing me to play through this badly designed combat system
can I just attack in the direction I'm facing? Thanks
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>>273914620
I don't see it
Yen's not supposed to be conventionally attractive though so I guess it fits
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>>273899830
wow, Geralt is actually hot in this game. I honestly miss his witcher 2 look where he looked like some inbred homeless man.
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>>273909658
Apparently there was one in the wallpaper folder
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>>273914697
it needs a bunch of swamp monsters slapped randomly.
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>>273914846
precisely aiming at enemies > precise movement controls that allow you to slash at enemies you barely see
git gud and learn to use the mouse, peasant
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>>273914904
>I honestly miss his witcher 2 look where he looked like some inbred homeless man.
we all do. now we cant relate
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>>273914717
>striga tits
THIS, I LIKE!
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>>273914635
This one. I assumed they're all in this style, but I got that shitty newer cover
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>>273914620
>He hasn't seen her redesign
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>>273914869
Maybe it's just me. There's just something about that face that bothers me, though.
>>
>read the books
>wait I have read this somewhere else
>realize they copypasted part of the books in the first game
goddamn zoltan
>>
>>273915070
>implying Geralt didn't realize he had to choose sometimes in The Lesser Evil
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>>273906531
Fuck, that armor looks boss as fuck. I hope the physics on the fabric isn't stupid
>>
will we ever get to see Margarita Laux-Antille in the nude? any fanart?
she's supposed to be more beautiful than Yen in the books.
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>>273915258
it was just a joke, anon. learn to lighten up.
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>>273915074
That's clearly the British cover you idiot

>Caring more about the cover than the story

You are fucking autistic
>>
>>273905903
You really autistic
>Hurr the characters need to be ugly for me to relate!!!!!111one
Go play Dragon age if you want muh ugly characters.
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>>273915174
She's been changed

>BUT IT'S THE ALTERNATE LOOK

No, the DLC is just clothing
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>>273915049
>tfw won't be able to project my disgustingly ugly self into the game and live my power fantasy now.
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>>273915634
Oh, thank God. That's much closer to what I had expected her to look like.
>>
Can girls be witchers too?
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>>273915558
He is right though. Grit, dirt and general realism was the thing that set Witcher apart from DA which had pretty generic clean fantasy aesthetic. Inquisition even borrowed bits of world design from Witcher. Ciri does look ginda out of place, then again, she should...
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>>273915534
The story is gonna be the same, and I don't want a bunch of ugly covers if I am going to buy an entire series dipshit
>>
Is there any good fan art of Regis? Come on guys, I know he is not in the games, but the best character (besides Dijkstra) deserves at least one good fanart...
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>>273915713
Motherfucking PDF file screwed me over again
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>>273915738
Also Geralt looks changed from the DLC image. The armor Geralt looks a bit different.
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>>273901746
But you jnow that if terrorrists win, thy become freedom figters
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Anyone know where to find the audio books?
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>>273915805
It would be cool if the fights with the blood elves took place in different dimensions. And in one of them you came to our earth or something
>>
First one to post their GOG library gets the witcher 2 if there's any game I love in there
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>>273915908
Get over it, faggot. You're going to be reading or seeing the spines. The new American ones have numbered spines
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>>273915947
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>>273916054
My GOG library has The Witcher 2 in it, do you love that?
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>>273900429
Put some glasses and a blond hair on Yeneffer.
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>>273916002
>beard and hairstyle set
>beard
fuck yea, finally I can play Mr.Mustache
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>>273916140
Heh.
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>>273916054
thanks but no thanks, anon.
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>>273915634
looks a bit like angelina jolie
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>>273902679
So he is Big Boss with swords. I like it.
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>>273915947

I got only this one.

Not many people here read the books since they're not translated to english yet. up until Czas pogardy i think
>>
>>16 FREE DLC
>>FREE DAY-0 DLC
>>FREE DAY-0 DOWNLOADABLE CONTENCT

Motherfuckers, this is called Just Selling The Whole Goddamn Game!

I admit, CDPR is clever to call it free DLC, but this atomization of games has to stop. Back in the day, you just bought a game. If the developer programmed some extra content, you got a patch for that. Not this Day-0 dlc bullshit.
>>
>>273899830

He looks like Russel Coight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Nac-xwx40
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>>273916115
No! I decide what my books look like not some marketing cunt with zero taste. I'm going to be returning this shit tomorrow and look for the proper version.
The English edition is the way to go I guess.
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>>273916421
>Rayman 2
>Pathologic
>postal2
Mein neger
>>
I am interested in the Witcher series

What should I know before I start the first game?
>>
>>273916429
>>273903092
>>273903457
this reminds me of those bioware character edits where tumblr fans went nuts over them.
>>
>>273916536
Well, they did a LOT of content updates for Witcher 2. New quests, new game modes, alternate hairstyles and other shit. Probably they assumed they can make some good PR out of it in the third game.
>>
>>273916536
Only 2 of the DLCs are coming out the day it releases. The other 14 are coming out weeks after release.

The game is done, certain team members have nothing to do, they make content and add it in. The game is going under certification and other bullshit. You can't just add shit in now
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>>273916536
stop shitposting you obviously only started following the devs since the TW3 announcements.
>>
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THREADLY REMINDER

Nearly didn't make it
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>>273907347
To young to immerse in guy who does not win always and is an fuckup?!
I tought that would be rigt your alley-
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Proper wiedzmin series when?

I mean this one wasn't as bad as everyone says, but still
>>
Reminder not to trust the witches. They are killing kids

>Pic related
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>>273916421
I wonder if there was a single person that didn't buy theme hospital
>>
>>273916915

Wait what?

You have to option to kill her off or leave her there impaled on a tree

I never got this dialogue
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>>273917028
Shit is obvious.
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>>273917114
Iorveth's path I bet.
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>>273916989
Baginski (Dude that made the intro for the first one as well, as this one Oscar winning movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPROKr2EfpM ) got the rights to make some movie/series out of Witcher few moths ago. We will see.
>>
>>273917028
too bad they spoiled this quest. it was awesome and some kind of gloomy and spooky.
I wonder if its from the main quest line or one of the over 80 unique monster quests
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>>273917259
Oscar nominated, not winning. Sorry.
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>>273917114
It's Iorveths path while not saving Triss at the end.
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>>273917028
so who's the first witch
>1:???
>2:Triss
>3:Yen
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>>273910195
It's a fucking bridge , not town.
People come thru here often so some enterepenours opened up an a tavern and a trading post.
You,know, begining of city simmilar to almost every other in history.
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>>273916839
>>The game is done, certain team members have nothing to do, they make content and add it in. The game is going under certification and other bullshit. You can't just add shit in now

I do not believe that. The devs created the game, then the producers came in and decided that some of this goes into the main game and some of this gets parcelled out as "add-ons".

This is what all game devs do. It's basic marketing these days.

CDPR are good guys for doing it for free, but it's still creating more bullshit for the consumer. Lowering expectations for the amount of content that should be standard in a AAA title
>>
>>273917394

Oh man, but i need to save Triss
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>>273917406
>mom joke incoming
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>>273917525
Nah she'll be right.
>>
>>273917525
she can take care of herself don't worry.
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>>273916701
you mother sucks dwarf cock.
>>
>>273917565
did geralt's mom have magical surgery to look better? yeah, I know not the same ur mum you had in mind, but still.
>>
>>273917578
>>273917608

I know she'll be alright, but i want her to know that i personally came for her
>>
>>273916989
I want a Witcher series with the budget of Game of Thrones
>>
>>273917259

Might be cool
>>
>>273917707
fukn burnd
>>
>>273916701
prologue sucks.
cht1 isn't great the first time around especially since you're learning everything.
just pay attention, read the journal entries, and the game gets better as the game goes on.
>>
Can we expect the best villain to make an appearance?
>>
>>273917901
Not likely
>>
>>273917901
he's in the trailer. so it'll probably be a save import thing, but I wouldn't expect him to play a huge role.
>>
>>273917823
So just watch Game of Thrones.
>>
>>273917901
Since he already has a W3-model, yes. if it isnt just used in a flashback

I would love to team up with this motherfucker and gangbang some elfs
>>
>>273917986
You actually killed the dude who saved both Yenn and Triss?
What the actual fuck dude?
>>
>>273918045

He probably has a huge dong
>>
>>273916626
>No! I decide what my books look like
you literally don't though
>>
>>273918027
Why not both
>>
>>273899230
>>273899230
Stop shilling.
>>
>>273918183
for a she-elf
>>
>>273918183
For you
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>>273918183
He is a big guy, isn't he?
>>
>>273918138
>You actually killed the dude who saved both Yenn and Triss?
>What the actual fuck dude?

He killed Foltest. Foltest was a bro.

Although, to be honest, Foltest was kind of a dick. Banging his own sister is not cool.
>>
>>273918212
Ok, I got a small amount of choice though.
>>
>>273917720
every sorceress magicked themselves into being hotter
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>>273918138
On my Roche save

I saved him on my real Iorveth save
>>
>>273918479
He was a decent king compared to most, but objectively he is just as bad as anyone else.
>>
>>273918560
>not having Roche save as a real save
I let him go on the save that I'm gonna import as well
>>
>>273918479
What's wrong with banging your sister?
>>
>>273918479
make up your fucking mind
and all Foltest, Demavend and Henselt were fucking dicks
>>
>>273918138
You're damn right.

On my Roche play through at least. I owed it to Foltest's memory, and Roche, to finish what he started.

Not only that, but do we really want the Witcher who was more than willing to become an assassin for Nilfgaard running a school?
>>
>>273918613
Foltest is a jingiostic, expansionist asshole
You just say he's decent because he randomly made that one guy into chief of the arbalists
>>
>>273918712

Agreed.

Radovid is fine
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>>273918560
> all these dead mages in the back
I approve
>>
>>273918712
>make up your fucking mind

Well, this is a game which you can replay, so luckily for us, we don't have to make up our minds and have to saves with either option...

I'll be honest, I wanted to murder that bitch Demavend very badly. Though I let him live on my main save because it makes sense and it's better for the Northern Kingdoms.
>>
>>273916989
I talked with guy from GOG support team, so I mentioned I watched Wiedzmin tv show, he appologise in the name of whole Polish nation for that attrocity and gave me 2 free games.

I dont care if you belive me or not (ill check my gmail, if thread dont end up before,so ill post proof) but no one can changemy opinion that GOG and CDPR are bro tier and pinnacle of how devs(or online services, or any fucking bussiness that resolves around fans) should behave.

Now ill open gmail and If i manage ill post jpeg of all conversation.
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>>273918846
He was the kind of dick who is a bro when he has a good mood and a fuckinf complete asshole when he feel like it. Basically a typical dude who feels he can do anything.
A king Joffrey if Joffrey was older, more experienced and a bit smarter
>>
>>273918558
not everyone, but it was extremely common since most pretty girls were used to secure ties with other influential families. the ugly ones were shipped off to various profession schools to see where their talents laid and if they had a innate skill in magic then they became sorcerers and then altered their look so they would be more appealing to kings, queens and other nobility that they dealt with.
>>
>>273918983
>it's better for the Northern Kingdoms

>tfw none of your choices matter in Witcher 3
>>
>>273918983
I wanted to murder that bitch Demavend very badly

you mean Henselt?
Demavend got owend by Letho before Foltest. It was the king whose land Henselt invades in the game.
>>
>>273919093
But Joffrey is sadistic.
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>>273918816
>Not only that, but do we really want the Witcher who was more than willing to become an assassin for Nilfgaard running a school?

Maybe the school meant so much to him that he would turn kingslayer?

Even then, the game doesn't actually tell you much about the viper school
>>
>>273919093
>A king Joffrey if Joffrey was older
nah, joffery has alway been a complete cunt. also witcher novels>aSoIaF
>>
I hate how both paths are stupidly good, why can't I be bro with both.
>>
>>273918816
>>273919279
not only did the witcher schools mean a great deal to those that grew up there, they were practically their only home and refuge during winter when it becomes unreasonable to constantly hunt and travel.
also it's not like Letho and the others had a choice they were in no position to decline the king of the south just as geralt was in no position to decline foltest. geralt had to get in his good graces and then ask for permission to break away.
>>
>>273919042
In Witcher 1 pre release FAQ they had something like "Will you base your game one the TV show?" and the answer was "Can we ask for a different question set?"
Im am polish dude, and believe me, we all still remember the tragedy that was the series. Kinda fun to watch it like a fucking Plan 9.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg6bz4x8Rvo

The short, fat, unshaven dude is Dandellion. As you may see, stories saying he looked almost like an elf were slightly exagerrated.
>>
>>273919093
Joffery was mad

I assume that the same thing applied to the targayens incest applies to all incest born children

The kings in The Witcher are a bit more realistic than a song anyway
>>
>>273919279
They may be more relevant in the last game, since Letho mentions his schools seems to exist for the sole reason to hunt the wild hunt.
>>
>>273919565
>and the answer was "Can we ask for a different question set?"
real life poles: just like my polish book dialog
>>
>>273919451

Iorveth's path is objectively better since you learn a lot more information about what is happening.

Roche's path is good too, don't get me wrong, but Iorveth's is a better run for the first time if you want to understand the plot.
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